A Proposal for TVC

[CajoleJuice]

Seeing as I'm a complete self-destructive failure that will never manage to make anything out of himself, I've come to offer my services to TVC as his sex slave and personal assistant. If you let me live with you and play with all your toys, like your multiple Macs and Xbox 360, you can do whatever you want to me. I know I'm not Malek, but I think you'll enjoy me thoroughly enough. Not only that, but I'll be your bitch for everything else. I'll basically be your (soon-to-be) 21-year-old housewife -- only with a dick, and much more pleasant.

What do you say?

[demi]

He already offered the spot to me, mexi-melt.

[cloudwalking]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't have sex with TVC, but I'd suck his dick

[TVC15]

I'm cool with that.  I wouldn't really make you have sex with me.

[Phoenix Dark]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me? 

[Himu]

I'm cool with that.  I wouldn't really make you have sex with me.

What about me

[CajoleJuice]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

And TVC, I don't know what to say...you might see me in Seattle soon holding a sign with KEITH on it. I'll be waiting for you to pick me up.

[Beezy]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me? 

[demi]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me? 

She gave me the same schpiel too.

[Phoenix Dark]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me? 

She gave me the same schpiel too.

Wow that's low. Looks like I'll just have to spend this $300 on something else - perhaps more Hot Fuzz tickets

[bluemax]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

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[CajoleJuice]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me? 

She gave me the same schpiel too.

I'm still waiting on that contract.

[cloudwalking]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me? 

She gave me the same schpiel too.

you'll never know if it's true or not if you don't show up!

[Phoenix Dark]

Come to Michigan pleeese

[CajoleJuice]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland

I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   

[cloudwalking]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland

I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   

then he can have two

what a lucky guy

[TVC15]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland

I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   

 

[Beezy]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

[CajoleJuice]

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland

I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   

then he can have two

what a lucky guy

Well, we both have our own assets. 

[Himu]

You guys are all homos.

You have been at eb for how long?

[cloudwalking]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow, me and Demi left in the cold. Fine whatever.

[CajoleJuice]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

 

We need to run this by jarosh!

[cloudwalking]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

 

We need to run this by jarosh!

no need to run it by him. he doesn't have a choice.

just be ready to leave in a few weeks

[Bacon]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

Do they play Bliss on Switz TV?

I just want to cuddle with someone and watch Veronica Mars on DVD.

[CajoleJuice]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

 

We need to run this by jarosh!

no need to run it by him. he doesn't have a choice.

just be ready to leave in a few weeks

I better start eBaying my shit now. Those plane tickets are expensive.

[demi]

Wow, me and Demi left in the cold. Fine whatever.

If she only knew.

[Beezy]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

meh...

[cloudwalking]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

Do they play Bliss on Switz TV?

they better, what else am i going to masturbate to?

[xnikki118x]

You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

If I come and knock on your door, will you be waiting for me?