Wow guys. Our cat never really talked and was quite bitchy. I mean, real bitchy. She'll let you touch her but she always has this "wtf is your problem asshole" look going on. To make matters worse she only bothers to seek attention when she's hungry.
And she's very selfish. One time my brother's friend brought his dog to our house. It was the smallest, cutest dog I've ever seen omg. So our cat (Meg) saw the dog and started getting hella upset; she just stood at the top of the stairs, giving the most evil death stare I've ever seen. The dog went up to Meg and tried to lick her and say hello (or whatever dogs do) and she grabbed his head and almost threw him down the stairs. I kid you not. Her claw got stuck in his collar too

Even after that the dog was still trying to be friendly