Author Topic: pronto condoms (nsfw) (Read 2234 times)

bud · « **on:** April 23, 2007, 02:03:12 PM »

http://youporn.com/watch/18928

it looks/sounds like opening the package of a biscuit lol

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:20:36 PM »

AWESOME

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:22:07 PM »

condoms are so damn uncomfortable

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:39:09 PM »

I remember a long time ago in my science class (highskoool) we had to put condoms on bananas. There was this Jehova Witness who literally looked like she was about to have a heart attack, only complicated by her nervous laughter. I got mine on pretty quickly; that was like 3 years ago, and the last time I ever touched a condom.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:41:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 02:39:09 PM

I got mine on pretty quickly; that was like 3 years ago, and the last time I ever touched a condom with my hands.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:10:03 PM »

My friend got a blowjob in Mexico. He went to one of those brothel things or whatever, but he said he was required to wear a condom. What's the point of getting a blowjob if you have to wear a condom?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:47:16 PM »

You guys really think condoms are uncomfortable? They dont really bother me.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM »

No. Is there that big of a difference?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:51:04 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM

No. Is there that big of a difference?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:53:09 PM »

Shes on birth control, but insists on condoms too. Shes really weird about that. PAranoid that something will go wrong. I think one of her friends got pregnant in high school.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:07:15 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM

No. Is there that big of a difference?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:12:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 23, 2007, 04:07:15 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM
No. Is there that big of a difference?

At least I am having sex.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:14:41 PM »

Yeah, at least you're having sex, so that's a step. I haven't had sex without a condom myself, but come on man. Your cock is completely covered by the condom. Have you felt up her coochie with your fingers yet? imagine having your cock in that warm abyss. Of course it makes a big difference! You lose the cock sensitivity while the condom is on.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:01:56 PM »

I've only touched unopened condom wrappers lol

Bacon · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:28:54 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:47:16 PM

You guys really think condoms are uncomfortable? They dont really bother me.

Don't wear them dude. Bitches will poke holes in them to fuck you over. Just rely on pulling out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM »

Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

bud · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:49:20 PM »

did anyone ever masturbate while having a condom on? it feels weird yet so good.

Boogie · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:07:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM

Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

nope.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:11:02 PM »

oh, teenagers

brandonh83 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:24:52 PM »

I tried jacking off with a condom once and could never get a good grip. So I hate them. It led to an unhappy splurge. As in I still went but I wasn't able to give it the proper buildup so it all just sort of oozed out instead of recreating a geyser effect.

APF · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:00:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM

Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

Plenty of times.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM

Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

Of course.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2007, 07:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM

Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

Four or five times a week.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM

Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:17:53 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

For you, does "birth control" mean doing a handstand and shoving an open bottle of Grey Goose in your cooch?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:18:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 23, 2007, 11:17:53 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

For you, does "birth control" mean doing a handstand and shoving an open bottle of Grey Goose in your cooch?

99.9 percent effective

i like those odds

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:27:31 PM »

Does it feel a lot different for women too?
Not having a vag, I wouldn't know.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:29:28 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on April 23, 2007, 11:27:31 PM

Does it feel a lot different for women too?
Not having a vag, I wouldn't know.

My wife and I used condoms for the first month we were dating while we waited for the patch to kick in. She just said "condoms suck."

cloudwalking · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:30:39 PM »

yeah, it feels different. it's all... latexy :'(

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2007, 11:37:27 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

Do you like it doggystyle?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:12:24 AM »

Now I have a boner and I spilled Coke on my shirt

That's what I get for drinking it out of a coffe cup

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:21:49 AM »

PD wants to know too, cloud.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2007, 12:22:49 AM »

Um, no.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #33 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:33:42 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

Why did you bother with a condom those 3 times? That time of the month or was he a random?

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2007, 07:56:44 AM »

I thought Swiss dudes didn't have to take birth control?

but hey, condoms aren't all bad. I can last quite a bit longer when I'm wearing one (or two, if I'm REALLY horny). I'll trade a moderate loss of sensation for 40% more effing.

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2007, 08:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 23, 2007, 06:07:06 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

nope.

Boogie no longer a virgin, CONFIRMED.

Boogie · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:35:37 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 24, 2007, 08:12:49 AM

Quote from: Boogie on April 23, 2007, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

nope.

Boogie no longer a virgin, CONFIRMED.

I didn't say I've had sex. I said I haven't had sex without a condom.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2007, 01:45:23 PM »

I didn't notice that big of a difference.

Then again, it's been a couple of years. $:-\$

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Author Topic: pronto condoms (nsfw) (Read 2234 times)