Author Topic: Which one is more awesome? (Read 1297 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** April 23, 2007, 02:36:39 PM »

I don't know, every option can easily end in the death of an excess of ten baddies.

Bourne is quite asexual. He only uses women as suicide bombers when need be - and they don't even know. Some buy ladies scotch on the rocks. Jason buys ladies scotch mixed with explosive microchips which he can detonate at any time

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:40:38 PM »

I woulda voted for 3 bottles o scotch but two is ok too.

dsn2k · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:43:00 PM »

Sniper Rifle, he looks uncomfortable up close to anyone but that might just be MATT DAMON.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:43:32 PM »

He's clicked off Eomer and King Arther, the dude is a straight up wreckin machine!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:03:26 PM »

I tend to believe Bourne+shot gun=ultamite victory. I honestly believe Jason Bourne could defeat an F16 with a shotgun

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:10:10 PM »

Bourne with his bare hands. Because even when he's sitting down, unarmed in a room of people that have guns he can just whip their asses and take their guns.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:16:29 PM »

the bare hands facilitate the rest of the options, so that's the way to go.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:23:30 PM »

"Scotch, scotch, scotch...scotch in my belly."

Yeti · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:26:29 PM »

Man, I need to rewatch these movies soon

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2007, 03:31:27 PM »

when's the new one coming out?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:30:24 PM »

The new scotch options in polls rock

FatalT · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:44:59 PM »

TWO bottles of scotch, obviously. Alcohol does wonders for strength.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:38:50 PM »

I'd love to see a Bourne movie where his girl is killed before his eyes, then he blacks out. He wakes up and finds out he has a microchip in his brain that's secreting scotch straight to his noggin. Then someone gives him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a map to the badguys. This could pioneer a new form of action cinematography: TIPSY CAM

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:39:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:38:50 PM

I'd love to see a Bourne movie where his girl is killed before his eyes, then he blacks out. He wakes up and finds out he has a microchip in his brain that's secreting scotch straight to his noggin. Then someone gives him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a map to the badguys. This could pioneer a new form of action cinematography: TIPSY CAM

Too bad the third is the final film!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 23, 2007, 05:39:52 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:38:50 PM
I'd love to see a Bourne movie where his girl is killed before his eyes, then he blacks out. He wakes up and finds out he has a microchip in his brain that's secreting scotch straight to his noggin. Then someone gives him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a map to the badguys. This could pioneer a new form of action cinematography: TIPSY CAM
Too bad the third is the final film!

Damn. I also want to see Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in a movie - think Heat, but with no women/emotional subplots. Just straight man on man action from start to finish. Throw Leo in there, and Clive Own, and BOOM BOOM action

FatalT · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:49:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:48:05 PM

Damn. I also want to see Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in a movie - think Heat, but with no women/emotional subplots. Just straight man on man action from start to finish. Throw Leo in there, and Clive Own, and BOOM BOOM action

Can Morgan Freeman narrate?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2007, 05:56:21 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 23, 2007, 05:49:17 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:48:05 PM
Damn. I also want to see Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in a movie - think Heat, but with no women/emotional subplots. Just straight man on man action from start to finish. Throw Leo in there, and Clive Own, and BOOM BOOM action

Can Morgan Freeman narrate?

Yeah. Basically here's my idea. It would be like old school vs new school So basically you'd have the old crime bosses - Morgan Freeman would be the black boss, Robert DeNiro would be the Irish boss, and Al Pacino would be the Italian boss; Joe Pesci would also be an Italian boss. They hire these guys to pull off a huge heist: Matt Damon, Leo, Mark Wahlberg, and Clive Owen. But little do they know that Morgan Freeman is a snitch and sells them all out - so he narrates the story throughout, telling the police exactly what happened. Now the new guys think the mob bosses set them up, so they join forces to go against them. But what winds up happening is that Clive Owen and Mark Wahlberg wind up double crossing their partners and working for the mob bosses! So it becomes those two against Leo and Damon.

Harrison Ford would be the old police chief caught in the middle as his city (New York) is brought to its knees by a massive gang war.

The movie would be called Doublecross on Dixon Avenue.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:03:53 PM »

In Bourne Supremacy he chugs vodka or something while driving down the road with a bullet wound. Then gets in that awesome car chase.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:10:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:48:05 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 23, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:38:50 PM
I'd love to see a Bourne movie where his girl is killed before his eyes, then he blacks out. He wakes up and finds out he has a microchip in his brain that's secreting scotch straight to his noggin. Then someone gives him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a map to the badguys. This could pioneer a new form of action cinematography: TIPSY CAM
Too bad the third is the final film!

Damn. I also want to see Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in a movie

you know the movies are based on a book series trilogy, right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:13:08 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 23, 2007, 06:10:25 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:48:05 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 23, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:38:50 PM
I'd love to see a Bourne movie where his girl is killed before his eyes, then he blacks out. He wakes up and finds out he has a microchip in his brain that's secreting scotch straight to his noggin. Then someone gives him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a map to the badguys. This could pioneer a new form of action cinematography: TIPSY CAM
Too bad the third is the final film!

Damn. I also want to see Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in a movie

you know the movies are based on a book series trilogy, right?

I know. I'm just saying I want to see an action movie with them in it - they're so much cooler than The Rock and Vin Diesal

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:14:36 PM »

Who is this Bourne person? I think I would like to see nerds take revenge on him.

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:49:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 06:13:08 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 23, 2007, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:48:05 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 23, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:38:50 PM
I'd love to see a Bourne movie where his girl is killed before his eyes, then he blacks out. He wakes up and finds out he has a microchip in his brain that's secreting scotch straight to his noggin. Then someone gives him a shotgun, a sniper rifle, and a map to the badguys. This could pioneer a new form of action cinematography: TIPSY CAM
Too bad the third is the final film!

Damn. I also want to see Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg go head to head in a movie

you know the movies are based on a book series trilogy, right?

I know. I'm just saying I want to see an action movie with them in it - they're so much cooler than The Rock and Vin Diesal

lol damon is going to be quite busy. He is very close to signing a multi-film deal to play Kirk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:51:15 PM »

Well he just lost all his cool points.

Leo and Mark Wahlberg

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:54:38 PM »

Marky Mark should be james bond

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