Author Topic: Phoenix Dark Tries to Prank Us, Justice Is Served Promptly (Read 25148 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #60 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:02:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 01:59:54 PM

I think the whole notion that serious publications would be interested in buying a story about a chick pretending to be a dude on the internet really silly. Yes, I am sure they are frothing for *that* story.

CNN is reporting a furious bidding war on the story. The movie is already greenlit with Uwe Boll directing that motherfucka

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Warning - while you were typing 5 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Jesus christ, the mere THOUGHT of someone POSSIBLY being a girl makes Evilbore explode. I almost prefer the rampant homosexuality.

TVC15 · « **Reply #61 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:03:14 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:02:40 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 02:01:24 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
It's an ongoing five year social experiment. It's going to be really interested once it's published, believe you me.

Um, have you ever read Psychology today? They cover relevant stories.

I have a lifetime subscription. It's fascinating stuff. PD will be the cover story for August.

Oh, I see, you are being truthy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #62 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:03:55 PM »

I take it most of you don't believe me? I figured as much.

I'm in the process of contacting Cheebs

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #63 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:04:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM

Yea really, STFU Ichirou

I'll pay money for an IP ban followed by anthrax discretely sent to his dojo or wherever wannabe otaku live

Ichirou · « **Reply #64 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:04:27 PM »

MEGATON

Cheebs · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM »

He wont let me call him/her/it:

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I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Ichirou · « **Reply #66 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:04:52 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:04:11 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
Yea really, STFU Ichirou

I'll pay money for an IP ban followed by anthrax discretely sent to his dojo or wherever wannabe otaku live

You're a moron, Cornholeius. TVC 15 could tell I was being facetious, but then again, he graduated high school.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #67 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:03:55 PM

I'm in the process of contacting Cheebs

Only a couple more weeks of posts to go?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #68 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:05:18 PM »

Check your PMs. I'm going to call you

Mandark · « **Reply #69 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:05:42 PM »

Long walk for no payoff. The OP reads like it was ghostwritten by Lemurs.

7 new replies? Saint C wasn't joking.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #70 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:04:11 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
Yea really, STFU Ichirou

I'll pay money for an IP ban followed by anthrax discretely sent to his dojo or wherever wannabe otaku live

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #71 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM

He wont let me call him/her/it:

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I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Bullshit. He's gotta get his goth/vamp non-girlfriend to call you later today.

INSTANT PHONE CONVERSATIONS OR PICTURES, CARLTON. That's your only proof.

TVC15 · « **Reply #72 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:06:20 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM

He wont let me call him/her/it:

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I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Fake confirmed.

I predict PD acts like a woman for a week, then yells FOOLED YOU when in actuality nobody ever believed him.

I am sure he is now in the process of finding a female he can coach to pretend to be him on the phone.

Ichirou · « **Reply #73 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:06:42 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 30, 2007, 02:05:42 PM

Long walk for no payoff. The OP reads like it was ghostwritten by Lemurs.

7 new replies? Saint C wasn't joking.

This is a person we've all known online for YEARS, and this is a pretty huge announcement.

Cheebs · « **Reply #74 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:06:59 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on April 30, 2007, 02:06:09 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM
He wont let me call him/her/it:

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I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Bullshit. He's gotta get his goth/vamp non-girlfriend to call you later today.

INSTANT PHONE CONVERSATIONS OR PICTURES, CARLTON. That's your only proof.

exactly. He'll get a girl to do it. Which is why I said NOW without any preperation.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #75 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:04:52 PM

You're a moron, Cornholeius. TVC 15 could tell I was being facetious, but then again, he graduated high school.

Why the fuck do you keep bringing up high school to me, fuckface? Are there bridges in Japan and if so do you live underneath one?

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:06:42 PM

This is a person we've all known online for YEARS, and this is a pretty huge announcement.

God you're annoying.

Ichirou · « **Reply #76 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:08:42 PM »

Dear Saint Cornelius, please stop trying to find out where I live. Stop stalking me, dipshit. It's creepy as hell.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:09:00 PM »

Here goes

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #78 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:09:00 PM

Here goes nothing

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TVC15 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:10:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:09:00 PM

Here goes

Wow, it only took him 20 minutes to get ready for a phone call.

Cheebs · « **Reply #80 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:10:36 PM »

Holy shit.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8121.new#new

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #81 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:10:41 PM »

This better be true, lest I'll be pissed. My goose topic has a vid, this topic needs a vid as well.

Ichirou · « **Reply #82 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:11:31 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:10:36 PM

Holy shit.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8121.new#new

Ask her questions about things only PD would know.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #83 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:11:39 PM »

I didn't expect this reaction, but overall I'm pleased. I'll have pics from the meeting ready

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #84 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:11:43 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 30, 2007, 02:10:41 PM

This better be true, lest I'll be pissed. My goose topic has a vid, this topic needs a vid as well.

Your goose topic is actually cool though unlike this attention whore trash.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #85 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:08:42 PM

Dear Saint Cornelius, please stop trying to find out where I live. Stop stalking me, dipshit. It's creepy as hell.

What the fuck are you on about? I care less about you than I do this fucking latest manufactured e-drama.

Himu · « **Reply #86 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:11:56 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 30, 2007, 02:10:41 PM

This better be true, lest I'll be pissed. My goose topic has a vid, this topic needs a vid as well.

dj tet i expect more goose attacks!

whiteACID · « **Reply #87 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:12:19 PM »

If this really is true (and I don’t really believe it to be) what about that meet-up in May? Is that one of the reason’s you decided to “come clean”?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #88 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:12:46 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:12:19 PM

If this really is true (and I don’t really believe it to be) what about that meet-up in May? Is that one of the reason’s you decided to “come clean”?

it's about as true as you being married. Let it go

Ichirou · « **Reply #89 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:11:48 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:08:42 PM
Dear Saint Cornelius, please stop trying to find out where I live. Stop stalking me, dipshit. It's creepy as hell.

What the fuck are you on about? I care less about you than I do this fucking latest manufactured e-drama.

And yet you keep following me into threads and harassing me with off-topic shit, and now you're trying to find out where the fuck I live so you can "send some anthrax."

whiteACID · « **Reply #90 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:13:36 PM »

oh my, so it's true

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #91 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:14:01 PM »

No no I said I would PAY someone to send you anthrax. Nice reading comprehension, drama-hating-teechur.

Ichirou · « **Reply #92 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:14:38 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:14:01 PM

No no I said I would PAY someone to send you anthrax. Nice reading comprehension, drama-hating-teechur.

Yes, how would you know where to pay someone to send it if you didn't have my address, sicko? You're a sick stalker fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:14:48 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:12:19 PM

If this really is true (and I don’t really believe it to be) what about that meet-up in May? Is that one of the reason’s you decided to “come clean”?

The meeting is still on. If anything it will further serve to prove my story

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #94 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:16:08 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:14:38 PM

Yes, how would you know where to pay someone to send it if you didn't have my address, sicko? You're a sick stalker fuck.

Well then, expect a knock on the door from the ginger mafia any second now.

Himu · « **Reply #95 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:16:13 PM »

So if this is true, will this change anything between us? Can we still swap porn via pm?

whiteACID · « **Reply #96 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:16:49 PM »

So are you a lesbian Michelle? Or were you just flirting with me to further your experiment?

Ichirou · « **Reply #97 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:17:17 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:16:08 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:14:38 PM
Yes, how would you know where to pay someone to send it if you didn't have my address, sicko? You're a sick stalker fuck.

Well then, expect a knock on the door from the ginger mafia any second now.

I saw your picture in the picture thread. You're not even a real ginger, asshole. Just another one of your tricks to misdirect my attention when I try to give the cops a description of your stalker ass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #98 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:17:49 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:16:49 PM

So are you a lesbian Michelle? Or were you just flirting with me to further your experiment?

No, I am not a lesbian, nor am I interested. Sorry

As I said, I wanted this to feel as authentic as possible

whiteACID · « **Reply #99 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:17:49 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:16:49 PM
So are you a lesbian Michelle? Or were you just flirting with me to further your experiment?

No, I am not a lesbian, nor am I interested. Sorry

As I said, I wanted this to feel as authentic as possible

disappointing total :'(

Himu · « **Reply #100 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:18:40 PM »

She's ignoring me now! I knew things would change!

I HATE YOU.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #101 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:19:19 PM »

PD, which guys on the forum do you think are attractive

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #102 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:20:06 PM »

No, I don't actually swallow.

Yes I do like big black cocks.

Cheebs bring a big black cock when we meet.

Call me.

whiteACID · « **Reply #103 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:20:11 PM »

Are you still going to post as PD?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #104 on:** April 30, 2007, 02:31:40 PM »

What's sad is that this thread could've gone to the Hall of Shame untouched. Now that honor will belong to Mandark!

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Author Topic: Phoenix Dark Tries to Prank Us, Justice Is Served Promptly (Read 25148 times)