The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Diunx]

What is that anyway sour cream and leafs? goddamn hipsters food.

[TakingBackSunday]

[Phoenix Dark]

girl in middle

[TakingBackSunday]

my best friend

[Phoenix Dark]

tap that my nukka  :zelda

[TakingBackSunday]

No way, wayyyyy too close.

[etiolate]

self cock blocked =|

[Fresh Prince]

The blonde isn't ugly, you know.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah, uh, the blonde looks bad in that picture but is gorrrrrgeous in real life.  Dat ass times a fucking thousand

[BlackMage]

self cock blocked =|

is that possible? we will have to go for a ref's decision on this one

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they gonna allow it!

[Fresh Prince]

I think it's because she's got her hair back.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah she had just gotten home from work.  Her in another pic:

[lennedsay]

self cock blocked =|

is that possible? we will have to go for a ref's decision on this one

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they gonna allow it!

[drew]

you look like the love child of jim carrey and wolverine

[Fresh Prince]

 

My other talent is knowing which fat girls would be good looking if they lost weight.

[TakingBackSunday]

that is the nicest thing someone's ever said to me, drew

[etiolate]

snikt it and quit it

[Phoenix Dark]

 

Yea, I hear ya BrandKnew. Becoming good friends with a chick can happen naturally, and years later you realize your time for asking her out passed. Doing it years later could fuck up the friendship, and that's a bridge I've never burned

[TakingBackSunday]

we do have history though.  We've liked each other at different times throughout our teenage years

[Boogie]

Yeah she had just gotten home from work.  Her in another pic:

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okay, would.  definitely would.

Yea, I hear ya BrandKnew. Becoming good friends with a chick can happen naturally, and years later you realize your time for asking her out passed. Doing it years later could fuck up the friendship, and that's a bridge I've never burned

Ya, I did that with a chick.  Totally burned that bridge, gave her the whole "look, I've had a huge crush on you forever, but clearly nothing's ever going to happen from that, so g'bye."  Cut all contact.

Six months later, she facebook messages me, saying she misses me.  As a friend, of course.  Stupid bitch, weren't you listening?  

[Boogie]

we do have history though.  We've liked each other at different times throughout our teenage years

oh, well, if you know she was craving some BrandNew, then make like etoilet says, man.

[Boogie]

my best friend

Hot best friends

hot best friends. 

[Fresh Prince]

Am I wrong in thinking the blonde has an amazing body, brandnew?

[TakingBackSunday]

Am I wrong in thinking the blonde has an amazing body, brandnew?

You are 100% correct.


No more of her though.

[Phoenix Dark]

too fat
-fistfullofmetal

DAT ASS
-phoenix dark

[Boogie]

You are 100% correct.
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No more of her though.

Ya, sure.

[Great Rumbler]

[etiolate]

if that dude is your competition around there then you are set

[TakingBackSunday]

Nah I feel weird enough already.  Drunk Brian posting pics of his friends is a little weird.  Sober Brian realizing this at the moment.

[Beezy]

Six months later, she facebook messages me, saying she misses me.  As a friend, of course.  Stupid bitch, weren't you listening?  

[Fresh Prince]

Damn

[Diunx]

my best friend

Hot best friends

hot best friends. 

Hot best friends :'(

[Boogie]

Stupid bitch, weren't you listening

doing this for your own good - if she didn't get the message then that's YOUR fault (unless you spray painted it onto her face - in which case she's dumb!)

There is no "bu bu bu" here - if someone isn't getting the message then you are transmitting on best friend/homo/wrong frequency - TURN THA DAIL UP.

heh, you say that like telling me that I give off "friendzone" vibes is some kind of revelation, my friend.  I don't think I've ever exactly denied that my lack of success with women is anything other than my fault.

[Ichirou]

Nah I feel weird enough already.  Drunk Brian posting pics of his friends is a little weird.  Sober Brian realizing this at the moment.

How can you have that as a best friend and not constantly masturbate about banging her?  The forbidden fruit tastes sweetest, BrandNew.  Go for it.

[Cormacaroni]

Christ BrandNew, start shooting some of these barrel-bound fish, you're driving us NUTS.

THEN get drunk and post pics

[Ichirou]

There's nothing wrong with being gay, BrandNew.  Evilbore is open and accepting of such things.  I'm not saying you are, but if so, we'd be totally cool with it.

[Fresh Prince]

I think those girls are aching for it and yet BrandNew never makes any moves  :'(

[Ichirou]

I bet the chick in the middle constantly fantasizes about kissing BrandNew's scruffy face, then unbuttoning his hipster shirt and licking his hipster nipples.

[Phoenix Dark]

There's nothing wrong with being gay, BrandNew.  Evilbore is open and accepting of such things.  I'm not saying you are, but if so, we'd be totally cool with it.

He's not gay and neither am I

[Ichirou]

There's nothing wrong with being gay, BrandNew.  Evilbore is open and accepting of such things.  I'm not saying you are, but if so, we'd be totally cool with it.

He's not gay and neither am I

No, I think it's been established that your parents screwed you up with the whole religion thing.

BrandNew's case is weirder, though.  He SEEMS normal.

[Phoenix Dark]

actually I was just setting up an avatar-quoting post from Cajole

[Ichirou]

Ah, sorry I ruined your setup, I have avatars turned off.

[T-Short]

Am I wrong in thinking the blonde has an amazing body, brandnew?

You are 100% correct.
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No more of her though.

[brawndolicious]

The last page is like a circle-jerk of one guy.

[drew]

read my post

[demi]

There's nothing wrong with being gay, BrandNew.  Evilbore is open and accepting of such things.  I'm not saying you are, but if so, we'd be totally cool with it.

He's not gay and neither am I

[ch1nchilla]

Yea, I hear ya BrandKnew. Becoming good friends with a chick can happen naturally, and years later you realize your time for asking her out passed. Doing it years later could fuck up the friendship, and that's a bridge I've never burned

What you do is bang when you're really drunk and then act like neither party remembered until you're drunk again three months later and you both address it and everything is cool. Real talk.

[TakingBackSunday]

I am not gay.  The thought of a dude's dick being anywhere near my face is pretty gross.

[Himu]

BRAND NEW YOU ARE SO HOT IN THAT PIC

[Himu]

Horrible photo



This is why I don't post pics of myself. Uggo  :'(

[Third]

Looking very slick there, Himuro.   

And wow at Brandnew. I never had a girfriend that I treated like a sister and only hanged out with as friends. I always ended fucking them in the end. Especially hot ones like your girfriends, BrandNew.
How can you "just be friends" with hot girls? Don't you have a penis?

[Phoenix Dark]

Horrible photo

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This is why I don't post pics of myself. Uggo  :'(

I said I don't want a bean pie dammit

[CajoleJuice]

[Brehvolution]

oooooooo eeeee What up with that, what up with that

oooooooo eeeee What up with that, what up with that

[cloudwalking]

i think brandnew is the only guy on the planet that i am sanctioned by jarosh to have sex with





i hope

[Diunx]

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I was watching the episode where he shot a dude in the arm yesterday

[Raban]

Horrible photo

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This is why I don't post pics of myself. Uggo  :'(

Awesome

[TakingBackSunday]

i think brandnew is the only guy on the planet that i am sanctioned by jarosh to have sex with





i hope

[TakingBackSunday]

 

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I may be hired at our local Apple store

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[BlueTsunami]

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I may be hired at our local Apple store

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The fuck, doesn't Cloud work at Apple? This ain't no coincidence, ya'll are candidates.