I just don't get this forum sometimes. When I first started posting here I was serious all the time and everyone told me to lighten up. Now I'm cracking jokes and people don't get it/burn my ass. There is literally no way to avoid dick-riding on this forum, is there?
I don't really care anymore 
EDIT: I used to hate Powerslave but the more I stick around the more I understand why he posts the way he does.
I said it before and I'll say it again, you never make it seem like you're joking. In this case, it wasn't a one line joke on lennedsay, you wrote out a paragraph. That doesn't come off as snarky and sarcastic, it comes off as rude. If you had just said, "yeah, you do kinda look like a rere" it comes off differently than when you continue to elaborate. Maybe you're not good at conveying emotion through posts. Iunno. Add :p at the end or some shit. I wouldn't care if you didn't get so mad when people don't get you.