The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Powerslave]

what's up green man

[MyNameIsMethodis]

green man you look like a young grant holt

[Powerslave]

Yeah, not like anyone misses me 

what are you doing lately? Still rocking out Hendrix songs?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

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Bored at work.

You should have removed the kids.  Then you could have made something like this:

[Powerslave]

Yeah, not like anyone misses me 

I did

Also Green man you can pull off a killer look if you try, for some reason you remind me of Edward Furlong in American History X

 


And yeah, green man also makes me think of Marshall Mathers, it's the expression I think.

Yeah, not like anyone misses me 

what are you doing lately? Still rocking out Hendrix songs?

You always cross my mind every couple of days or so. Same with Junpei.

As far as what Ive been doing lately, Ive been spending most of my time working out this college situation and managing my website. How 'bout you?

Not getting the Hendrix reference, btw.

Really dude? What have I been doing to cross your mind so often? haha

I started doing boxing these last months, I try to go to the gym as much as my sore muscles allows it.
Besides that, looking for a job and I'm thinking of going back to school again. I have a hard time deciding what to choose, my low mood and motivation isn't helping the situation :/

I thought you were an avid Jimi Hendrix fan? I've been listening to him again lately and kinda started learning Foxy Lady on my guitar. I remember you had a Hendrix shirt and all.

[Timber]

Look what I unearthed.

[Timber]

nice hairline dude

[Shaka Khan]

Is that you? brb, applying PS magic

[Timber]

Yes it's me with my waifu-to-be.

[Shaka Khan]

Cute, hairline and all. I'd hit it for sho.

[Timber]

aww 

Evee will murder you now though.

[demi]

You cant even see anything. wtf

[Timber]

Probably better that way fml.

(cam is awful)

[Shaka Khan]

You cant even see anything. wtf

brb, applying PS magic

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[TakingBackSunday]

mirror shot.  patent pending.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Timber]

Fuck you Brandnew don't try to upstage me you clown.

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look GOOD girl

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[Shaka Khan]

BrandNew is extremely passive aggressive. I thought everyone knew that. Sick beard tho, you should never go over or under that level.

[CajoleJuice]

i can do instagram photos, too

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my hair is no match for brandnew's

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[TakingBackSunday]

You're right. He does seem to post his picture right after he sees someone give a compliment to someone else.

I'll be honest, I didn't even read the page.

[Robo]

Cajole with the superior beard. 

[Verdigris Murder]

Brandnew, do you have one of those curvy noses? Not like a Jewish one, but the other type. It's not a bad thing ofc, my best mate Frank, who works in a special needs football team (he's the goalie, and his job entails having downs children kicking the ball at his goalmouth, and him feigning massive effort to stop said powerful downsian kicked ball from entering his goalmouth, he also seems to get blowjobs of some of the older kids age range 15-19, swears to me that they are so eager to please and swallow that he's convinced that they get abused by their carers.)
Huh.

[Robo]

what...the...fuck

[Verdigris Murder]

Spencer, when I can actually get around to start painting seriously, I will pay for you  to dress up as a milk-maid, and pose in a frozen grimace of beating off a giant penis made out of  chocolate icecream.

It will be called 'Subject 3.12, ice-cream coon and the mind-echoes of trauma'.

[Barry Egan]

I just realized that Martin is am nintenhos new account 

[Verdigris Murder]

Cool. I have no real reference to whatever that may be, but great.

Real post: going to either try and fuck my pseudo wife, and if that fails (it probably will) am beating off to amateur porn on my iPad in the bathroom, which is the best place to get wifi. Not staying in my house, but in a rich Nigerian friends atm, hes not a Muslim nutball so that's all cool.

[Timber]

I don't know what that means! What have I done!

[Madrun Badrun]

Wrath use to be the guy that posted pics with headphones and hand signs and now you are that guy and Wrath has nothing and is sad.

[Shaka Khan]

i can do instagram photos, too

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my hair is no match for brandnew's

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I am so gay for you right now. Like, wow <3

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[CajoleJuice]

Cajole is the type of dude I'd go for if I were gay. Just exotic enough, probably smells real nice

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I am so gay for you right now. Like, wow <3

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no wonder that dude in the pub restroom a few years ago asked if i was gay

[Phoenix Dark]

Cajole you look like Justin Verlander. Dunno if you've heard of him

[CajoleJuice]

Cajole you look like Justin Verlander. Dunno if you've heard of him

[Madrun Badrun]

[Boogie]

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IT'S A SATCHEL!  INDIANA JONES WEARS ONE.

[Boogie]

Y'know, what's doubly troubling about Arvie?

It's not just that he's fashionable.

It's that he's fashionable in Saskatchewan..

That's like having a double leg up on the competition.  He should be beating the women off with a stick. 

[Boogie]

He's not fashionable. Fashion is temporary and fleeting. There's nothing trendy about his clothes. The man has style.

My point is that he has style in a province known for cow-fucking hicks. 

He should either have a huge leg up on the competition, or he is in an environment that doesn't appreciate what he brings to the table. 

I guess the latter is clearly the case, so he should move to Vancouver, Toronto, or Montreal.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm guessing he doesn't even try to get women.

[Powerslave]

I'm guessing he doesn't even try to get women.

he gets his required dose of sexual attention by all the males drooling over him at evilbore

[Boogie]

I'm guessing he doesn't even try to get women.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not a "guess" at this point.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm guessing he doesn't even try to get women.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not a "guess" at this point.

I don't know enough about his life to be sure that he isn't trying.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm guessing he doesn't even try to get women.

Today a girl complemented my pants.  She did this last week as well to the same pants.  I replied "ya, you told me".

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[Cormacaroni]

Back in the water you go, little minnow! Today I hunt bigger game!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm guessing he doesn't even try to get women.

Today a girl complemented my pants.  She did this last week as well to the same pants.  I replied "ya, you told me".

[Diunx]

Looking a bit chubby there FM.

[Madrun Badrun]

I am

[Human Snorenado]

I am

What was her name?

[Madrun Badrun]

not saying but she was a dish.

[Flannel Boy]

Guys, I think Arvie killed a hooker and then made her into a dish that he ate.

[Barry Egan]

Yeah, I admit I don't know your Canadian geography but I understood your post by the tone. See the thing is you can have great clothes but obviously that's only one small part of the complete package. We know that, Arvie probably doesn't. He's not like the rest of us, not even on our same societal plane. But that fact that as an outsider he can study us and mimic part of it so exceedingly well actually frightens me a bit.

Honestly it's reminiscent of the character Patrick Bateman in a lot of ways.  Except it's probably easier to kill people in Saskatchewan then New York City.

[Madrun Badrun]

Nah, people actually care when someone gets murdered in Canada.  We aren't so accustomed to it.  Makes it much harder.

[Broseidon]

[Diunx]

My feet

[Joe Molotov]

It's like a bad Corona commercial.

[Shaka Khan]

You do realize that by saying "for a limited time" you only encourage us to right click > save, right? That has to be your keikakou.

[Bildi]

My feet

So glad you don't shave your legs.

You know, like girls do.

[Barry Egan]

'sup Boritos   

I have unironically received compliments on this shirt over the years.  If only they knew the truth...

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[Powerslave]

was that an actual attempt to imitate the smiley's expression

[Barry Egan]

the first is pretentious douchebag, the second is maf.

[Shaka Khan]

Last time we saw you were against shaving your head. I'm glad you did it, though.

You're beautiful. No joke. I'd pay money to see you in leather harnesses and buttless chaps. UNF!