Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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Quote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2009, 08:28:12 PMAre you drunk already? At five fucking thirty?Just buzzed. It's 7:30 Central time.
Are you drunk already? At five fucking thirty?
Quote from: Malek on January 22, 2009, 08:29:49 PMQuote from: TVC 15 on January 22, 2009, 08:28:12 PMAre you drunk already? At five fucking thirty?Just buzzed. It's 7:30 Central time. Central time?! Fuck that shit.
also Central time > all. We need no fucking daylight savings.
Quote from: Father_Mike on January 22, 2009, 08:53:51 PM also Central time > all. We need no fucking daylight savings.Please. My friend, Central time is the domain of Manitoba and Saskatchewan. No matter how much you beat your chest, you will not overcome the laughter of the rest of the country.
You guys are making me blush. If only Flannel Girl was a male internet poster.
Quote from: Malek on January 22, 2009, 10:36:51 PMYou guys are making me blush. If only Flannel Girl was a male internet poster. Knowing your taste, she probably is.
Here you go Maji(Image removed from quote.)
Ya just needs some French toes to finish itspoiler (click to show/hide)first image resultmy puns need work :[close]
Quote from: Father_Mike on January 22, 2009, 10:54:19 PMYa just needs some French toes to finish itspoiler (click to show/hide)first image resultmy puns need work :[close]I hope to GOD those are not your toes, Father_Mike.
They are. I keep stock photos of my feet just in case. Want to put on you puffy Mounty pants and lick them?
I bet malek's CUM smells like maple syrup. I bet flanel girl smells like breakfast sausage and hashbrowns. My breakfast fantasy is almost complete.
(Image removed from quote.)Obligingly 2009 picture post.
I duno why, but I always pictured siamesedreamer as an athletic George Costanza with a full head of hair.
Quote from: Yola on January 23, 2009, 05:29:46 AMI duno why, but I always pictured siamesedreamer as an athletic George Costanza with a full head of hair. An athletic Costanza with a full head of hair doesn't look like Costanza. You might as well say you pictured him as a short, white Yao Ming.
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chillin' like a villain at gothenburg international film festival(Image removed from quote.)me and some friends played records!(Image removed from quote.)
Hyoushi always rocks the coolest shirts