Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263162 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5940 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one.

I guess he over looked you.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5941 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:11:32 PM »

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one.

Oh, we got you.

lordmaji · « **Reply #5942 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2009, 04:10:40 PM

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one.

I guess he over looked you.

Aw SNAP!

Tristam · « **Reply #5943 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2009, 04:10:40 PM

Quote from: Tristam on February 13, 2009, 04:09:38 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
I've gotten more attention in this thread than my parents gave me in my entire life. I want to cry on all your shoulders and kiss each one of you.

Short man defense force go!
FatherMike
Cajole
Hyoushi
BlueTsunami

Assemble!

*turns into something somewhat tall*

You missed one.

I guess he over looked you.

Alright, turn in your membership card. Not making fun of fellow shorties is like one of the central tenets of the short man defense force.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5944 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:22:32 PM »

I'm just about 5' 8 so I can hang out with the tall kids. I mean sure I have to do their homework for them and they make fun of me for being short but it's worth it to be in the tall crowd.

Tieno · « **Reply #5945 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:22:56 PM »

lol, shorties.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5946 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM »

5'4

Puerto Rican

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5947 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:24:37 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM

Puerto Rican

"That just doesn't sound right."

Tieno · « **Reply #5948 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM »

Jesus christ, that's how short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5949 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM

5'4

Puerto Rican

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

Certified badass.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5950 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM

Jesus christ, that's almost as short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

How tall is your husband, cigarillo?

Tieno · « **Reply #5951 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 13, 2009, 04:26:45 PM

Quote from: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM
Jesus christ, that's almost as short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

How tall is your husband, cigarillo?

my husband? My father you mean, he's 6'1"

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5952 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:31:16 PM »

Lol I weigh like 138 pounds and I'm 5'11"

And :tauntaunsmug NEEDS TO BE AN EMOTICON

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5953 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
5'4

Puerto Rican

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

(Image removed from quote.)
Certified badass.

I need to flex the arts some mo'

tiesto · « **Reply #5954 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on February 13, 2009, 04:25:15 PM

Jesus christ, that's how short my mom is. Women have to be taller than my mom imo.

Short girls

Last gf was 4'11 which was awesome. Too bad she was a nutty Jebusfreak

Date next week with a 5' girl

(I'm 5'10")

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5955 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2009, 01:40:44 PM

I need to get some batteries so I can show off my pea coat

Need PeaD coat.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5956 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:14:50 PM »

4'11?

This thread reeks of pedophile-like morbid creepiness.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5957 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:16:15 PM »

Almost 6'3 when I stand up straight

god I need a hair cut tho. Might have to wear a hat in my next pic

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5958 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:18:55 PM »

Don't get a haircut, please. I like it nappy, like you just stepped right off of a slave ship.

demi · « **Reply #5959 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:19:23 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5960 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:20:07 PM »

Er my hair isn't nappy at all lol. The longer it gets the wavier it gets, which can be a good thing but my line also gets fucked up. Like, my widow's peak starts growing all crazy

cloudwalking · « **Reply #5961 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:24:32 PM »

i'm 5'3, where do i claim the "shortest evilborian" award?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5962 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:26:50 PM »

I'm 5'1.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5963 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:29:00 PM »

doesn't that make you a designated bottom $:-\$

Robo · « **Reply #5964 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:36:49 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM

Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
5'4

Puerto Rican

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

(Image removed from quote.)
Certified badass.

I need to flex the arts some mo'

[youtube=560,345]fYAcX9hA_ak[/youtube]

Propagandhim · « **Reply #5965 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:41:26 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 13, 2009, 07:36:49 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Quote from: Propagandhim on February 13, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 13, 2009, 04:23:25 PM
5'4

Puerto Rican

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0681444/bio

(Image removed from quote.)
Certified badass.

I need to flex the arts some mo'

[youtube=560,345]fYAcX9hA_ak[/youtube]

Modern Lovers

lennedsay · « **Reply #5966 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:56:09 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2009, 06:24:32 PM

i'm 5'3, where do i claim the "shortest evilborian" award?

Oh shit girl! I'm shorter than you by a half inch!

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"Shortest Evilborian" award is the worst...

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5967 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:23:19 AM »

5'3" is perfect

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5968 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:32:35 AM »

I'm 6'0.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5969 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:36:25 AM »

The chick I went to my high school senior prom with was 4'11 and I was like, at least 6' at the time. It was awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5970 on:** February 14, 2009, 02:53:55 AM »

did you tap that?

TVC15 · « **Reply #5971 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:09:07 AM »

No. I was already out by then. I did get to fondle her awesome boobs, though. They were pretty large. Chicks like letting gay guys feel their boobies. The chick I went to the prom with the year before I banged tho. That was before I was out. I was dating her though so it wasn't necessarily prom-related banging.

Akala · « **Reply #5972 on:** February 14, 2009, 03:14:07 AM »

I failed at my first prom. That's what I get for going with a lesbian.

Although, I had a very sexy dance to Lady in Red.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #5973 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:09:33 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 13, 2009, 11:56:09 PM

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 13, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
i'm 5'3, where do i claim the "shortest evilborian" award?

Oh shit girl! I'm shorter than you by a half inch!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Shortest Evilborian" award is the worst...
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Being short is great, for some reason most of the guys I've asked prefer it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

probably because it makes their junk look big in comparison

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Reb · « **Reply #5974 on:** February 14, 2009, 06:20:42 AM »

Hehehe, it's true.

OnkelC · « **Reply #5975 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:13:08 AM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5976 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:15:04 AM »

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #5977 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:17:03 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2009, 03:09:07 AM

No. I was already out by then. I did get to fondle her awesome boobs, though. They were pretty large. Chicks like letting gay guys feel their boobies. The chick I went to the prom with the year before I banged tho. That was before I was out. I was dating her though so it wasn't necessarily prom-related banging.

Gay dude has had more pussy than 90% of EvilBore

TVC

virginBore

OnkelC is such a pimp

tiesto · « **Reply #5978 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:49:06 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 13, 2009, 06:14:50 PM

4'11?

This thread reeks of pedophile-like morbid creepiness.

The 4'11" chick was 3 years older than me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5979 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:51:10 AM »

OnkelC has like a superman chest going on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5980 on:** February 14, 2009, 12:04:01 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 14, 2009, 09:17:03 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2009, 03:09:07 AM
No. I was already out by then. I did get to fondle her awesome boobs, though. They were pretty large. Chicks like letting gay guys feel their boobies. The chick I went to the prom with the year before I banged tho. That was before I was out. I was dating her though so it wasn't necessarily prom-related banging.
Gay dude has had more pussy than 90% of EvilBore

TVC
virginBore

I bet TVC bangs cougars at bars all the time, just because he can

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #5981 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:09:32 PM »

OnkelC, think we can get a shirtless pic in that same pose?

demi · « **Reply #5982 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:42:13 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5983 on:** February 14, 2009, 08:24:41 PM »

Nice tits.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5984 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:11:21 PM »

I may have gone too far...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5985 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:13:37 PM »

HAHAHA

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5986 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:15:06 PM »

It's a good thing you're an asshole, or I'd be worried about your chances of getting laid, Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5987 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:16:06 PM »

I've got a date tomorrow. I don't try to hide my nerdom - let it flow, man!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

p.s. its really just cause im an antagonistic asshole

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5988 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:17:58 PM »

Wilco can you teach me to be an asshole? I want to be able to buy ridiculous things and still get laid too.

Preferably I would like to become a hardened asshole with out having to work retail if possible.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #5989 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:25:43 PM »

I was bored:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5990 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:29:54 PM »

You look like an actor who I don't know the name of. He's Italian or Latino or something.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5991 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:30:13 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 11:17:58 PM

Wilco can you teach me to be an asshole? I want to be able to buy ridiculous things and still get laid too.

I won't lie - retail helps. You gradually create an emotional disconnect and years of being letdown by people has enable me to become insensitive.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5992 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:31:25 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5993 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:33:44 PM »

Well I really don't think I have it in me to work retail. I would have to start talking to women, and I would always impulse buy what ever shitty new stuff came into my store. I guess this means I will never be an asshole and thus I will never get to buy ridiculous impulse purchases and still get laid.

edit: I would so dress like the guy above if I could.

If I worked retail could I do that and still get laid...by a women?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5994 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:42:45 PM »

Would you buy the necklace with the Chet on it as well? That would be gangster.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5995 on:** February 14, 2009, 11:44:00 PM »

I don't know what that is but it looks cool. Like a half opened swiss army knife. Bitches will know I'm always half ready.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #5996 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:50:23 AM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 14, 2009, 11:25:43 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

It all makes sense now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5997 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:25:54 AM »

you aren't black, you can't rock the high top fade man

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #5998 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:28:33 AM »

don't listen to pd, you look pretty cool

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5999 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:31:49 AM »

Wrika, show us your "I've just been annihilated" face

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263162 times)