Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263264 times)

elektrikluv · « **Reply #6240 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM »

Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6241 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM

Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6242 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:31:49 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ya to a hot woman

Third · « **Reply #6243 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:38:18 PM »

I always thought Tauntaun was a girl.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6244 on:** February 26, 2009, 05:42:13 PM »

Tauntaun is an everythingsexual. If it bleeds, he can hump it.--arnold

elektrikluv · « **Reply #6245 on:** February 26, 2009, 06:10:58 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ah ok, thanks for the clarification. I know there's a lot of gay subtext around here but no one is as convincing/extreme as Tauntaun!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6246 on:** February 26, 2009, 06:14:30 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 06:10:58 PM

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ah ok, thanks for the clarification. I know there's a lot of gay subtext around here but no one is as convincing/extreme as Tauntaun!

Marriage doesn't stop one from pining for the old cock. Just ask a Republican senator or a baptist minister (is there a difference?).

Eric P · « **Reply #6247 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:19:29 PM »

or Oscar Wilde

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6248 on:** February 28, 2009, 06:47:06 PM »

that so screams "tries too hard"

Bildi · « **Reply #6249 on:** February 28, 2009, 07:22:53 PM »

You got real purty hair.

lordmaji · « **Reply #6250 on:** March 01, 2009, 02:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 28, 2009, 07:22:53 PM

You got real purty hair.

and a real purdy mouf.

Tieno · « **Reply #6251 on:** March 01, 2009, 03:42:16 AM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 06:10:58 PM

Quote from: T EXP on February 26, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
Tauntaun, are you actually gay or do you just pretend to be?

He is married

Ah ok, thanks for the clarification. I know there's a lot of gay subtext around here but no one is as convincing/extreme as Tauntaun!

I find demi the hardest to read...is he an actual homosexual?

Reb · « **Reply #6252 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:03:31 AM »

Does it matter, it's not like he's getting any.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6253 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:24:33 PM »

Spencer looks like the average 7chan camwhore.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6254 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:31:04 PM »

Oh shit. My new Diesel leather jacket is coming on Wednesday. Maybe I should take pics of myself in it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6255 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:48:28 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 28, 2009, 06:41:54 PM

My friend caught me looking particularly depressed:
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The best part of the picture is the Deschutes Brewey sign behind Spencer.

MIRROR POND

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6256 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:54:20 PM »

Did I just read a nukka compare Spencer to Zac Efron? WTH?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #6257 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:35:30 PM »

Zac Effron is completely unattractive.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6258 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:39:28 PM »

I'd make him gag on my thick cock, tyvm.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6259 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:55:08 AM »

Me on the left, 20 dollar nacho bitch on the right.

AND GUESS WHO THAT IS IN THE BACK COMPLETELY DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE RED SHIRT.

Also, directly behind me: Cousin Rebel, pre-drunk angry vomiting man.

T234 · « **Reply #6260 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:59:19 AM »

Yeah, I was pretty drunk, but Rebel was considerably wilder. I also had considerably less hair then than I do now.

Reb · « **Reply #6261 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:02:29 PM »

She freaks me out.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6262 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:11:37 PM »

Believe me. You wouldn't.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6263 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:14:47 PM »

Short of rape, you wouldn't be. And even then, she'd somehow find you and call you every night crying until you killed yourself, and then she'd call me crying wanting to know why everyone in her life left her.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6264 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:19:39 PM »

Go find my 20 dollar nacho story. That more or less sums it up.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #6265 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:20:06 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 02, 2009, 12:14:47 PM

Short of rape, you wouldn't be.

kosma is polish. that's probably what he intended with his original comment.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6266 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:24:11 PM »

I'm simply pointing out that she's batshit insane, and and contact with her risks extreme harassment from her and anyone she can somehow turn against you.

T234 · « **Reply #6267 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:28:18 PM »

I DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS THE "OH SHIZ" GIRL

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6268 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:30:42 PM »

Haha, yeah. That pic is REALLY not flattering. I think she's really cute, but its just not fucking worth it.

T234, you met her. What was your impression of her? You know, what you can still remember.

T234 · « **Reply #6269 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:36:54 PM »

I was drunk as fuck; she didn't seem too bad, but then again I was way more drunk than anybody else while you were there. I remember telling that one woman who was what's-her-name's mom (who looked like Sarah Palin kinda) that "I never go anywhere in this part of the state without a bottle of Vodka in my hand"

Yeah, that pic isn't very flattering.

DON'T DO IT AGAIN MAN

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Tell Rebel she's single. Problem solved.

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tiesto · « **Reply #6270 on:** March 02, 2009, 01:09:28 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on March 02, 2009, 11:55:08 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Me on the left, 20 dollar nacho bitch on the right.

AND GUESS WHO THAT IS IN THE BACK COMPLETELY DRUNK AS FUCK IN THE RED SHIRT.

Also, directly behind me: Cousin Rebel, pre-drunk angry vomiting man.

20 dollar nacho bitch is pretty cute, totally my physical type.

The one in the middle is like the type of girl who'd go for me though. $:-\$

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6271 on:** March 02, 2009, 01:24:03 PM »

my day in luzern (a photographic retelling)

went to lucerne (luzern) yesterday with my friend (the one who has the 5D!) and he took this picture on the starbucks coffee terrace next to the water. i was looking off over the crystal clear lake surrounded by pristine, snow-capped mountains.

it was so warm and sunny outside that i didn't need my jacket! (12 degrees c).

we checked out the old medieval covered bridge (built in the 1400s) that is painted with all kinds of grisly paintings about suffering during the black plague! my friend decided to play paparazzi there:

we also went on a boat, but sadly T-Pain was not there:

after that, we went to the verkehrshaus (museum of transportation) and saw a lot of vehicles, including trains:

i think i make a pretty badass train driver:

first and last photos were not taken by me, obviously!

5D

switzerland

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6272 on:** March 02, 2009, 01:40:01 PM »

cloud

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6273 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:10:24 PM »

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #6274 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:15:43 PM »

jarosh

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am i doing it right?

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T234 · « **Reply #6275 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:17:51 PM »

Cloud's pics need more drunken EBers in them.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6276 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on March 02, 2009, 03:15:43 PM

jarosh

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Pretty much.

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jarosh

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TEEEPO · « **Reply #6277 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:24:43 PM »

i'm on the right

GilloD · « **Reply #6278 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:45:41 PM »

We had a party this weekend and it got boring, so I filled the bathtub with cold water and put on my bathing suit and hung a sign on the door that said "POOL PARTY" and then I drank beer in the tub until I got really cold

:

Later on I got re-dressed and invented a new dance:

Ask Eric P how fun I am at parties because I am FUN until it gets around 2 and then I just get mad and tired so pretty much I'm a party TODDLER

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6279 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:51:42 PM »

Socks in the tub is silly.

Eric P · « **Reply #6280 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:55:07 PM »

i didn't get an invite to this party

Eric P · « **Reply #6281 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:55:17 PM »

TEEEPO · « **Reply #6282 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:01:35 PM »

you are invited by anyone to do anything

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Eric P · « **Reply #6283 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:13:47 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 02, 2009, 05:01:35 PM

you are invited by anyone to do anything \

whatevs! when i lived in DC i was all about getting you info for baltimore stuff and invited you to go with me a few times!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #6284 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:18:29 PM »

i was just quoting lyrics

cloudwalking · « **Reply #6285 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:19:24 PM »

Quote from: T234 on March 02, 2009, 03:17:51 PM

Cloud's pics need more drunken EBers in them.

we had the potential for that -- i suggested to my friend that we hit up the bar on the train and get piss drunk before gallivanting around luzern, but for some reason he thought that was a bad idea!

Eric P · « **Reply #6286 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:22:06 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 02, 2009, 05:18:29 PM

i was just quoting lyrics

crisis averted!

TEEEPO · « **Reply #6287 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:28:15 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #6288 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:35:39 PM »

so take these broken wings and learn to fly again

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6289 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:16:13 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 02, 2009, 05:35:39 PM

so take these broken wings and learn to fly again

At first I thought you were quoting the Beatles, but now I realize you were probably quoting Mr. Mister. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6290 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:21:49 PM »

nah he's quotin a tupac song

Eric P · « **Reply #6291 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:30:51 PM »

no. it's mr. mister

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6292 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:32:23 PM »

Trite metaphors are popular.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6293 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:34:35 PM »

GilloD · « **Reply #6294 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 02, 2009, 04:55:07 PM

i didn't get an invite to this party

There wasn't supposed to be a party. Our Danish roommate was going back to Daneland and he was supposed to meet like 20 of his friends at a bar. The bar was busy, so he invited everyone back here. It was kind of a dick move, but then I got into it. Until he was still blasting Wheatus at 5 AM and then we got in a fight when we told him it was time to cool it.

Eric P · « **Reply #6295 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:42:36 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on March 02, 2009, 11:26:55 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 02, 2009, 04:55:07 PM
i didn't get an invite to this party

There wasn't supposed to be a party. Our Danish roommate was going back to Daneland and he was supposed to meet like 20 of his friends at a bar. The bar was busy, so he invited everyone back here. It was kind of a dick move, but then I got into it. Until he was still blasting Wheatus at 5 AM and then we got in a fight when we told him it was time to cool it.

yay so when does he leave?

you having a "fuck that guy thank god he's gone" party?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6296 on:** March 03, 2009, 10:54:58 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 02, 2009, 04:55:07 PM

i didn't get an invite to this party

u mad?

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Me either. Let's hold each other.

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drew · « **Reply #6297 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:47:28 PM »

this is FatalT:

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6298 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:49:59 PM »

mmmmm

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6299 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:25:36 AM »

Bad picture, but eh:

I was trying to look up at the camera before she took the picture, but I got there too late. Oh well, there I am though.

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1263264 times)