Author Topic: So I smoked a bowl with a 64 year old man today. (Read 1865 times)

Candyflip · « **on:** May 10, 2007, 08:06:34 PM »

How was everyone else's day?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:07:27 PM »

tell us more

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:08:40 PM »

Did he school you on life? That's usually what happens when I get blitzed with older folk, and it's usually very entertaining and enlightening.

Candyflip · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:07:27 PM

tell us more

Around 1:30 me and a friend went to smoke a bowl at the park nearby. Just as we're finishing up the bowl, I see this old guy enter the park. I cover up the pipe but he walks right up. He says something like "You kids know how to spend your money, huh?" And I'm like "Haha" and then he goes "Hey let me see your bowl." I'm thinking 'what the hell? he trying to take it or something?' (I was already high, so I was confused). I just said "nah man we're about to go."

Then he said something that made my day. "No, I want to put more in it!" Holy shit. After he took a few of the most gigantic hits I've ever seen, he was on his way, leaving me and my buddy in disbelief. Good weed, too. What a day.

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 08:08:40 PM

Did he school you on life? That's usually what happens when I get blitzed with older folk, and it's usually very entertaining and enlightening.

Yeah. He had some of the most awesome stuff to talk about. He was Vietnam war vet, said he hurt himself as a paratrooper and was in pain his whole life. Was just saying a bunch of random ass, hilarious stuff. So funny.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:15:35 PM »

did he touch your butthole?

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I would have

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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on May 10, 2007, 08:14:31 PM

Then he said something that made my day. "No, I want to put more in it!" Holy shit. After he took a few of the most gigantic hits I've ever seen, he was on his way, leaving me and my buddy in disbelief. Good weed, too. What a day.

I love it!

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:30:54 PM »

It's like an afterschool special from bizarro land.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:31:44 PM »

Great story

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 09:42:38 PM »

You accepted illegal drugs from a stranger?

Candyflip · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:12:54 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 09:42:38 PM

You accepted illegal drugs from a stranger?

Of course.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:53:09 AM »

I smoked a bowl with a friend tonight for the first time ever. Then we went bowling and I had my best score ever, which is a 104.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:35:17 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:53:09 AM

I smoked a bowl with a friend tonight for the first time ever. Then we went bowling and I had my best score ever, which is a 104.

Was this your first time to do drugz, nikki? How'd it feel to take a step to the dark side?

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:53:53 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:53:09 AM

I smoked a bowl with a friend tonight for the first time ever. Then we went bowling and I had my best score ever, which is a 104.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:03:00 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:35:17 AM

Was this your first time to do drugz, nikki? How'd it feel to take a step to the dark side?

Well, I was really really drunk at a friend's house once and I supposedly smoked pot mixed with opium, but I don't remember it at all. I also made out with my lesbian friend that night. Don't remember that, either. So I guess tonight wasn't technically the first time, but it's the first I can remember, hah.

I used to be like really, really against pot and stuff. I feel stupid about that now. Still against everything else though, except maybe shrooms.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:04:28 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 05:03:00 AM

Well, I was really really drunk at a friend's house once and I supposedly smoked pot mixed with opium, but I don't remember it at all. I also made out with my lesbian friend that night. Don't remember that, either. So I guess tonight wasn't technically the first time, but it's the first I can remember, hah.

Hot, hot, hot. You definitely deserve the title of Evilbore Prom Queen.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:11:23 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:04:28 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 05:03:00 AM
Well, I was really really drunk at a friend's house once and I supposedly smoked pot mixed with opium, but I don't remember it at all. I also made out with my lesbian friend that night. Don't remember that, either. So I guess tonight wasn't technically the first time, but it's the first I can remember, hah.

Hot, hot, hot. You definitely deserve the title of Evilbore Prom Queen.

Know how that's like every guy's dream? James was at this party, but he was downstairs, and missed it. Of course, had he been in the room with all of us, I'm sure it wouldn't have happened. So his absence makes for a good story at least.

I also didn't know that I made out with my friend until like a year later. Seriously.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:12:20 AM »

You mean when the pictures turned up?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:12:20 AM

You mean when the pictures turned up?

No, when it was mentioned haha. I actually thought they were kidding at first, then I realized they were serious. I called my friend Sara that night and was like "hey I made out with Ashley at that party last year lol" and she's like "I knew that, so-and-so called and told me that night, I thought you knew."

My lesbian friend Ashley doesn't remember it, either. We think it's funny.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:22:41 AM »

Why is it that girls always end up making out when they get blitzed, but guys never do?

...err, not that I'd be into that sorta thing.

whiteACID · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:20:35 AM »

It's not hot when guys make out, too taboo.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:24:05 AM »

This story wins.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:31:26 AM »

Girls kissing=bleh

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:33:13 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:31:26 AM

Girls kissing=bleh

Porn has left you way too jaded, dude.

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2007, 11:37:09 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 10:33:13 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:31:26 AM
Girls kissing=bleh

Porn has left you way too jaded, dude.

Well PD says the only porn he likes is blowjobs so what can you do.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:35:47 PM »

I like cowgirl position too.

Candyflip · « **Reply #25 on:** May 11, 2007, 06:25:17 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 11, 2007, 10:24:05 AM

This story wins.

I wish I could tell you all the stuff he said. I remember him constantly shouting out "I'll smoke weed till the day I die!" every time I would express any disbelief towards the current situation. He said when he died he was going to have a blunt put in his mouth at a funeral and then have his grand kids jump up and down on his chest and take his last hit.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:31:33 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on May 10, 2007, 08:14:31 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:07:27 PM
tell us more
Around 1:30 me and a friend went to smoke a bowl at the park nearby. Just as we're finishing up the bowl, I see this old guy enter the park. I cover up the pipe but he walks right up. He says something like "You kids know how to spend your money, huh?" And I'm like "Haha" and then he goes "Hey let me see your bowl." I'm thinking 'what the hell? he trying to take it or something?' (I was already high, so I was confused). I just said "nah man we're about to go."

Then he said something that made my day. "No, I want to put more in it!" Holy shit. After he took a few of the most gigantic hits I've ever seen, he was on his way, leaving me and my buddy in disbelief. Good weed, too. What a day.

YOu can smoke weed in the park? You live in Canada right?

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:22:41 AM

Why is it that girls always end up making out when they get blitzed, but guys never do?

...err, not that I'd be into that sorta thing.

Well then fine. I was going to offer my lips when I come to visit in Japan but nevermind.

Candyflip · « **Reply #28 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:26:54 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 11, 2007, 08:31:33 PM

Quote from: Candyflip on May 10, 2007, 08:14:31 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:07:27 PM
tell us more
Around 1:30 me and a friend went to smoke a bowl at the park nearby. Just as we're finishing up the bowl, I see this old guy enter the park. I cover up the pipe but he walks right up. He says something like "You kids know how to spend your money, huh?" And I'm like "Haha" and then he goes "Hey let me see your bowl." I'm thinking 'what the hell? he trying to take it or something?' (I was already high, so I was confused). I just said "nah man we're about to go."

Then he said something that made my day. "No, I want to put more in it!" Holy shit. After he took a few of the most gigantic hits I've ever seen, he was on his way, leaving me and my buddy in disbelief. Good weed, too. What a day.

YOu can smoke weed in the park? You live in Canada right?

No. California. The park is huge, so no one ever really notices or anything.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:33:24 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 05:03:00 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:35:17 AM
Was this your first time to do drugz, nikki? How'd it feel to take a step to the dark side?

Well, I was really really drunk at a friend's house once and I supposedly smoked pot mixed with opium, but I don't remember it at all. I also made out with my lesbian friend that night. Don't remember that, either. So I guess tonight wasn't technically the first time, but it's the first I can remember, hah.

I used to be like really, really against pot and stuff. I feel stupid about that now. Still against everything else though, except maybe shrooms.

fuck yes. shrooms are incredible.

Candyflip · « **Reply #30 on:** September 05, 2007, 05:34:40 PM »

Bump to say this guy came up and twisted one with us again the other day. I felt bad though. He was being all friendly to everyone that passed by, and he said "Hi." to this one lady who gave him a dirty look and then managed to choke out "How old are those boys?" before power-walking her ass away. Amazing cunt.

Anyway, just felt like praising this guy. He said to call him OG

. Cool old people ftw.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** September 05, 2007, 05:35:54 PM »

He's an original gangsta?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** September 05, 2007, 05:36:30 PM »

I was like "again?"

Candyflip · « **Reply #33 on:** September 05, 2007, 05:48:41 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 05, 2007, 05:35:54 PM

He's an original gangsta?

Yep.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #34 on:** September 05, 2007, 07:50:46 PM »

When Americans say 'bowl' is that the same as 'cone' ?

Candyflip · « **Reply #35 on:** September 05, 2007, 07:51:39 PM »

Pretty much.

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Author Topic: So I smoked a bowl with a 64 year old man today. (Read 1865 times)