Author Topic: As cute as a cocaine booster in the heart (Read 1047 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** June 01, 2007, 03:00:03 AM »

A panda at 3 months. Holy fuck. That is fucking amazingly cute.

(85 days. Still cute.)

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:06:36 AM »

Holy shit

[youtube=425,350]FzRH3iTQPrk[/youtube]

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:13:49 AM »

Quote from: Jonnyram on June 01, 2007, 03:07:54 AM

What's with the different colours of nose?
And how can there be so much of a difference between 85 days and 3 months (i.e. 90 days)? Surely different bears?

Pandas grow fast. They are like 1-2 pounds at birth and 100 pounds by the end of their first year. That said, I am sure the pictoral is using rough dates. It's not like they have multiple baby pandas to photograph. They are extremely extremely rare.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:16:30 AM »

Quote from: Jonnyram on June 01, 2007, 03:10:28 AM

[youtube=425,350]ysTmUTQ5wZE[/youtube]

This is the noise G makes when he's choking his chicken.

No bullshit: The panda started making that noise, and my cat ran up and jumped onto my desk.

Yeti · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:18:47 AM »

awwwwwwww

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:32:18 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 03:16:30 AM

No bullshit: The panda started making that noise, and my cat ran up and jumped onto my desk.

Are you saying your cant knows what i sound like?

seriously i make big man groans like when you got a shit stuck and you pop a vein that relief afterwards is what i sound like.

Yeti · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:33:17 AM »

ewwwwwwww

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:35:11 AM »

Quote from: G The Liar on June 01, 2007, 03:32:18 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 01, 2007, 03:16:30 AM
No bullshit: The panda started making that noise, and my cat ran up and jumped onto my desk.

Are you saying your cant knows what i sound like? seriously i make big man groans like when you got a shit stuck and you pop a vein that relief afterwards is what i sound like.

Fortunately, I know this is unbelieveable since you have never had sex.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:38:10 AM »

i really hate to say your wrong, but

YOUR WRONG!!!

lets see in the past year i've had sex twice, the year before i had sex thrice, year before that zero, year before that two times, and year before that four times. $:-\$ i've not had a lot of sex.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:39:25 AM »

Humping your fleshlight doesn't count.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:41:50 AM »

Sadly another human agreed to let me in them for 30secs-15mins. And the fleshlight's seen more of me than anyone.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:43:48 AM »

15 minutes, G? You don't have to fib here.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:45:21 AM »

She was done i couldnt make it happen. $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:46:49 AM »

Don't lie. You pumped twice and you blew your load before you can even pull out. We know, G, don't be embarrassed. You are a total lardass and don't have any control over your muscles.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:57:07 AM »

your ruining your own thread dude, why?

i think the only time i blew my load in a few pumps was cause we were going at it for more than a hour. And i brought up wanting to cum inside her. We did it doggie style on a water bed and after just a few pumps i was done. She wasnt, but now i've got the problem of not being able to cum in a "reasonable" amount of time. So no sex :'( Plus the fact i'm not strong enough for missionary. i've tried all kinds of things but having to focus on not killing someone with your body totaly takes away from the fun that sex should be.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:58:35 AM »

So, basically, G, you are claiming you have had sex like 10 times, but you TAKE TOO LONG TO CUM! OMG HE'S A FUCKIN' CHAMP!

warcock · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:00:24 AM »

I just got rickrolled.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:01:26 AM »

No i'm no champ, i have errectial disfunction man its not funny. :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:03:46 AM »

Quote from: G The Liar on June 01, 2007, 04:01:26 AM

No i'm no champ, i have errectial disfunction man its not funny. :'(

Quote

i've got the problem of not being able to cum in a "reasonable" amount of time.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:05:17 AM »

yeah otherwise a form of ed. i dont get any so i dont care to see a doctor about it but i know its gotta be weight related. loose the weight get back to "normal"

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:06:15 AM »

You aren't making anything that even approaches sense right now. Get your sad, lyring, elephant ass back to bed. Thanks for ruining my thread you gross fuck.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:26:46 AM »

hey you be the one asking the questions buddy so meh, yeah i need to head to sleep its been a few days.

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Author Topic: As cute as a cocaine booster in the heart (Read 1047 times)