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MrAngryFace

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Crush is awesome, buy it.
« on: June 08, 2007, 10:00:42 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2007, 10:05:35 PM »
I need more than that.  Why is it awesome?  What does it play like?  Let's get some discussion going on here.
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Re: Crush is awesome, buy it.
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2007, 10:06:33 PM »
Most games that MAF buys are instantly awesome, so I would be careful with this thread.

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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2007, 11:04:39 PM »
YOu dont seem to need reasons to enjoy PS3 crap, jesus! BUY CRUSH!
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2007, 04:00:16 AM »
Fail.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2007, 05:00:47 AM »
this thread is made of fail and lose

I was interested in CRUSH but the lack of information in this thread makes me MORE likely not to buy it. so there.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2007, 10:50:28 AM »
That's ok, I dont think losers should own it anyway.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2007, 11:29:35 AM »
Then why do you have it?  *drums*

Come on, give us some fucking impressions.  What's it play like?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Crush is awesome, buy it.
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2007, 11:31:18 AM »
how bout you fucking buy it you fuck!
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2007, 03:42:24 PM »
all I know it it's a 3D puzzle game that you can sometimes force down into a 2D plane.

um, more info would be nice
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2007, 03:43:30 PM »
WHY DOPNT YOU TELL US ABOUT ATELIER IRIS 3 INSTEAD
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2007, 03:53:02 PM »
havent started it yet lol.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2007, 11:25:58 PM »
Maybe you haven't started Crush either?  That would explain why you can't seem to talk about it.

Unless...

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MrAngryFace

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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2007, 12:07:36 AM »
I played it, and it rocks.
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2007, 02:16:21 AM »
My bro bought it this morning, and I got it this evening. Neither of us has played it yet tho! But go +2 NPD sales...

This game is hard to find apparently, well if anyone's having trouble, we got our copies at Best Buy (and I also got the Anjunabeats Vol 5 cd :D)
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2007, 02:17:42 AM »
Best Buy seems to have the game. Gamecrazy only got two copies.
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« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2007, 03:39:33 AM »
Yo douchers, here is why Crush kicks the shit out of any other puzzler out there and you should buy it (I got mine from Play-Asia). I will do my best to describe it, but the game is a real mind-fuck that isn't easily explained.

Okay, so you're Danny, this guy who can't sleep, so he goes to meet this crazy doctor who's got this machine called C.R.U.S.H. (which stands for something funny that I can't remember), and somehow you can reclaim your thoughts by exploring your memories in different themed environments and recollecting your marbles (glowing orby things). Once you collect enough orby things the exit opens up and you move on to the next level.

I guess it's like the thing in Super Paper Mario where you can switch the world into 3D, but I hate making that comparison as this game was being developed long before anyone knew about it, and Gamefaqers are all like "SEGA STOLE IT FROM NITNENOD URURURUR". But instead of just smooshing into 2D from a single perspective, CRUSH LETS YOU CRUSH THE LEVEL FROM ANY CAMERA ANGLE, LEFT, RIGHT, FRONT, BACK, AND UP.

So basically it's you tooling around a level in 3D, and there are big boulders to push, stuff to roll, etc etc, Sokoban etc etc who cares. Typical. But the twist that fucks your brain into jelly is the fact that you've gotta manipulate the world in both 3D and 2D. There are different colored parts of the level -- patterened means you can move through it in 2D, solid means you can't move through it in 3D. Let's say there's this boulder you've gotta use as a stepping stone but you need to move the boulder onto a platform 50 feet straight up. Impossible OR IS IT? Rotate the camera so it's top-down then CRUSH. Roll the boulder to the right. Everything is flat in 2D so the boulder goes onto the platform. Uncrush and now you're standing 50 feet up on that platform with the boulder perfectly in place.

Sweet lord, it's impossible to describe this game. It's a goddamn designer's nightmare, because the game plays from the 3D perspective, but it also plays in 2D from Left, right, front, back, and up. Levels can last from 5 minutes to one hour, but relieving the pressure are CHECKPOINTS. Oh god thank you for adding checkpoints for this game. EXIT got on my nerves because it was VERY easy to fuck yourself over and have to restart 20 minutes later, so checkpoints weren't really feasible. In CRUSH, the game is designed so that you can never screw yourself over, get stuck, EVER. Also, the checkpoints respawn so you can hit the checkpoint, go do some stuff, come back and checkpoint AGAIN. Considering the insane fucking complexity of every level, I consider this a small miracle.

Then they start layering in new stuff, like stuff that keeps you from uncrushing, gears, timed portions with alarm clocks, moving platforms that work in both 2D and 3D...Jesus. There are also orbs kinda floating out there in space and you're like how the F am I supposed to collect those?, but then maybe ten minutes later you'll find yourself somewhere in the level, and if you whip the camera in a certain direction, boom, you're right on top of them.

Difficulty: Good gentle learning curve. You can die, but only if you're a dumbass. You won't walk off cliffs or smash yourself or anything. There are cockroaches in the game that you can crush and trap inside cages via perspective tricks.

I saw this at GDC at the Experimental Games Summit and was like "Hmm I don't think they can possibly pull a good game out of this, it's just too complex." I was wrong. This game is impeccably designed and is the best fucking platform-puzzler in ages from the 5-6 hours I've put into it so far. Buy this game and if you pirate it you're a douchebag.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 03:45:00 AM by Sho Nuff »

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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2007, 03:44:25 AM »
thank you Sho Nuff for delivering the informative goods! consider it hors d'oeuvred.

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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2007, 03:47:48 AM »
I shall add that load times are Speedy McGreedy

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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2007, 03:53:04 AM »
I bet if they made CRUSH with sprites instead of polygons it would look like this:

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« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2007, 04:22:49 AM »
i was gonna type something but sho nuff did all the work for me, phew
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« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2007, 05:09:08 AM »
i was gonna type something but sho nuff did all the work for me, phew

I had an entire review and all the intricacies of the game typed out in a reply box but I figured I'd refresh the page to see if someone responded and sure enough, sho nuff did it. I promptly backspacked through my work and typed this out.

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Re: Crush is awesome, buy it.
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2007, 10:38:44 AM »
Yo douchers, here is why Crush kicks the shit out of any other puzzler out there and you should buy it (I got mine from Play-Asia). I will do my best to describe it, but the game is a real mind-fuck that isn't easily explained.

Okay, so you're Danny, this guy who can't sleep, so he goes to meet this crazy doctor who's got this machine called C.R.U.S.H. (which stands for something funny that I can't remember), and somehow you can reclaim your thoughts by exploring your memories in different themed environments and recollecting your marbles (glowing orby things). Once you collect enough orby things the exit opens up and you move on to the next level.

I guess it's like the thing in Super Paper Mario where you can switch the world into 3D, but I hate making that comparison as this game was being developed long before anyone knew about it, and Gamefaqers are all like "SEGA STOLE IT FROM NITNENOD URURURUR". But instead of just smooshing into 2D from a single perspective, CRUSH LETS YOU CRUSH THE LEVEL FROM ANY CAMERA ANGLE, LEFT, RIGHT, FRONT, BACK, AND UP.

So basically it's you tooling around a level in 3D, and there are big boulders to push, stuff to roll, etc etc, Sokoban etc etc who cares. Typical. But the twist that fucks your brain into jelly is the fact that you've gotta manipulate the world in both 3D and 2D. There are different colored parts of the level -- patterened means you can move through it in 2D, solid means you can't move through it in 3D. Let's say there's this boulder you've gotta use as a stepping stone but you need to move the boulder onto a platform 50 feet straight up. Impossible OR IS IT? Rotate the camera so it's top-down then CRUSH. Roll the boulder to the right. Everything is flat in 2D so the boulder goes onto the platform. Uncrush and now you're standing 50 feet up on that platform with the boulder perfectly in place.

Sweet lord, it's impossible to describe this game. It's a goddamn designer's nightmare, because the game plays from the 3D perspective, but it also plays in 2D from Left, right, front, back, and up. Levels can last from 5 minutes to one hour, but relieving the pressure are CHECKPOINTS. Oh god thank you for adding checkpoints for this game. EXIT got on my nerves because it was VERY easy to fuck yourself over and have to restart 20 minutes later, so checkpoints weren't really feasible. In CRUSH, the game is designed so that you can never screw yourself over, get stuck, EVER. Also, the checkpoints respawn so you can hit the checkpoint, go do some stuff, come back and checkpoint AGAIN. Considering the insane fucking complexity of every level, I consider this a small miracle.

Then they start layering in new stuff, like stuff that keeps you from uncrushing, gears, timed portions with alarm clocks, moving platforms that work in both 2D and 3D...Jesus. There are also orbs kinda floating out there in space and you're like how the F am I supposed to collect those?, but then maybe ten minutes later you'll find yourself somewhere in the level, and if you whip the camera in a certain direction, boom, you're right on top of them.

Difficulty: Good gentle learning curve. You can die, but only if you're a dumbass. You won't walk off cliffs or smash yourself or anything. There are cockroaches in the game that you can crush and trap inside cages via perspective tricks.

I saw this at GDC at the Experimental Games Summit and was like "Hmm I don't think they can possibly pull a good game out of this, it's just too complex." I was wrong. This game is impeccably designed and is the best fucking platform-puzzler in ages from the 5-6 hours I've put into it so far. Buy this game and if you pirate it you're a douchebag.

EXACTLY what I was trying to tell these fuckers.
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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2007, 12:50:18 PM »
told you it was good.   :)
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« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2007, 05:16:16 PM »
BOUGHT IT!  :D

...left my PSP at home.  :(
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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2007, 01:31:19 AM »
awesomeness

Holy shit, put me down for a copy.  Next time I order from Play-Asia this one is going in the basket!
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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2007, 10:06:42 AM »
The game looks really interesting and I'd love to give it a try.  My only problem is that July is going to kill me with PSP releases.  To an extent, the game reminds me of PQ a little, which I like.

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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2007, 10:41:44 AM »
PQ2 is fun but its not fun getting graded :( I KNOW IM SMART F U PQ2 I HAVE A GOOD JOB!
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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2007, 12:27:16 PM »
PQ2 is fun but its not fun getting graded :( I KNOW IM SMART F U PQ2 I HAVE A GOOD JOB!
Haha, I know what you mean.  I'm thinking while playing, I'm doing so awesome, until I get a horrible grade. :(  I know I'm smarter than that.

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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2007, 02:37:49 PM »
I just started playing Crush, played a few levels and am already kinda stumped :P Gotta learn the ins and outs of this game, right now I barely have any idea what I'm doing and am just relying on blind luck so far.
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