Author Topic: No ammount of evilbore threads prepared me for the shitfest that was pirates 3  (Read 671 times)

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FlameOfCallandor

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Did anyone know what the fuck that movie was about?

MrAngryFace

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I'll tell you. But only if you tell me wtf YOUR movie was about. Jesus Christ.
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brawndolicious

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If you're going with somebody else just watch sicko.

The Fake Shemp

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Didn't I make a big fucking topic, dude.  YES I DID.
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bork

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All the junior high girls at my schools loved the movie.  Orlando Bloom!  :-* :-* :-*
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Ichirou

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All the junior high girls at my schools loved the movie.  Orlando Bloom!  :-* :-* :-*

He is pretty hot.
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Today in the san nensei class the kids were making poems.  So I made an example using my fiance (so it was all lovey-dovey   :-[), and after that, when they were writing them, this girl pulls out a Pirates folder, points to Orlando Bloom, and asks me if I saw the movie.  I said "Did you really like it that much?"

And takin a page from what I had just demonstrated, she said  "Orlando Bloom IS MY LIFE."  :-* :-* :-*
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Ichirou

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You have your students making poems?  I've been meaning to teach my kids about rhyming but I've never had a chance.
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You have your students making poems?  I've been meaning to teach my kids about rhyming but I've never had a chance.

It was a lesson right out of the book.  A few of the kids were really good at it, too. 

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Ichirou

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Did you teach them the old chestnut "Beans, beans the magical fruit"? ;)
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No rhyming going on, I'm afraid.  Not that kind of poem. 

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