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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:29:06 PM

Title: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:29:06 PM
Remember the Cake Girl in Spiderman 2? The one who brought mopey emo spidey some baked goodness. She wasnt all doll-ed up so after spiderman eats all her fucking CAKE HE DUMPS HER LIKE YESTERDAYS NEWS!

That's not a hero, that's a potential DEADBEAT DAD. I think the Cake thing wasnt resolved cause they are setting her up to be CARNAGE.

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1097/realcarnagexx6.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2006, 04:29:50 PM
So true.  I felt so bad for her I cried in the theater.
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: Mike Works on December 11, 2006, 04:29:56 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 11, 2006, 04:31:48 PM
Yeah, wtf was that about? Its like she was just there as eye candy, except... well, she didn't do much for me. :-[
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:33:15 PM
She was really skinny and poor looking, you were supposed to feel sorry for her so you could be angry after the movie when you realize she probably went back to her room that night and listened to EMO MUSIC cause her dream luver ran off to be with some ditz
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2006, 04:34:08 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:29:06 PM
Remember the Cake Girl in Spiderman 2? The one who brought mopey emo spidey some baked goodness. She wasnt all doll-ed up so after spiderman eats all her fucking CAKE HE DUMPS HER LIKE YESTERDAYS NEWS!

That's not a hero, that's a potential DEADBEAT DAD. I think the Cake thing wasnt resolved cause they are setting her up to be CARNAGE.

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1097/realcarnagexx6.jpg)
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2006, 04:34:38 PM
I did this thread and I did it better - AUNT MAY CARNAGE
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2006, 04:34:49 PM
She also cut herself with razorblades and sang Blue October songs...

A brief bout with a razorblade cut me
I freaked out thinking people didn't love me
I watched closely as the you I knew forgot me
In letting go I am so proud of what I've done


And then she fell into a deep sleep in her bathtub.
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Post by: Bacon on December 11, 2006, 04:35:06 PM
AND SOME MILK
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:35:27 PM
CAKE GIRL IS CARNAGE@
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2006, 04:37:04 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:35:27 PM
CAKE GIRL IS CARNAGE@
CARNAGE IS CAKE GIRL
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Post by: GilloD on December 11, 2006, 04:39:48 PM
How could this happen to her?
She made her mistakes.
Whatever whatever
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:41:43 PM
Aunt Carnage is a stupid idea:

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1530/auntcarnageet7.jpg)
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 11, 2006, 04:43:21 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:41:43 PM
Aunt Carnage is a stupid sexy idea


 :-*
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Post by: Raguel on December 11, 2006, 04:48:04 PM
An interesting fact. Cake girl was at the local film festival in my shit of a town a year ago. She did not look as skinny. And was widely ignored. Fuck, I hate Kansas.
Title: Re: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:49:19 PM
She had to bulk up for the Carnage role.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2006, 04:51:24 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:49:19 PM
She had to bulk up for the Carnage role.
So she had to eat more cake?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:53:34 PM
I assume thats all poor slumlord daughters eat
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Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2006, 05:00:11 PM
Was the cake girl played by Mageina Tovah or Vanessa Ferlito?
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Post by: Cindi Mayweather on December 11, 2006, 06:57:19 PM
 :lol :lol :lol