Is it big enough for two lesbians to use as a double sided dildo?
He could clear some space by throwing those shitty DVDs in the garbage. Imagine all that money that could have been spent on video games instead
He could clear some space by throwing those shitty DVDs in the garbage. Imagine all that money that could have been spent on video games instead
28 Days Later is pretty awesome though. Shame about the sequel.
* required room to play must also be bigger than Jesus
I'm more concerned about the how much room you need to play. By concerned I mean pretending this is some alternate reality where I'd buy this.
He could clear some space by throwing those shitty DVDs in the garbage. Imagine all that money that could have been spent on video games instead
28 Days Later is pretty awesome though. Shame about the sequel.
WTF? The sequel is much better than the original.
I'm more concerned about the how much room you need to play. By concerned I mean pretending this is some alternate reality where I'd buy this.
hahahahahaha
He could clear some space by throwing those shitty DVDs in the garbage. Imagine all that money that could have been spent on video games instead
28 Days Later is pretty awesome though. Shame about the sequel.
WTF? The sequel is much better than the original.
"aboot":canadacry
*system restarts*
Kinect only supports American and British English at launch. Canadians have to wait until 2011.
Kinect effectively ruined my experience with Child of Eden.
I couldn't get the game to let me aim outside of a 1/4 screen-sized boundary in the middle of the screen. I also couldn't shoot a lot of the time, or even move the cross-hairs. There was no sense of "playing a game with your body," just a sense of trying to communicate with a game that wasn't listening to me.
I got so bored with the game's unresponsive attitude that I eventually started to breakdance.
Kinect only served to botch the whole experience. The motion controls don't work. Someone better get back to the drawing board before Child of Eden comes out Q1 of next year.
Man, I wonder how whoever was responsible for the original spec feels about all the downgrades.I actually know the guy :(
† Kinect does not really work.
Hands-on: Child of Eden with Kinect controls (http://www.destructoid.com/hands-on-child-of-eden-with-kinect-controls-184815.phtml)
Maybe Kinect's unresponsiveness will make it awesome in a hilariously terrible way, like the mic controls did for Odama.Odama :lol
Game of the forever
Odama's debut at E3 showcased its use of the DK Bongos, which allows a second player to raise troop morale and distract enemy troops by repeatedly beating the drums.[1] However, this feature was dropped prior to the game's release.
:bow
How was Odama ever made? Was it simply a dream?
† Kinect does not really work.
Hands-on: Child of Eden with Kinect controls (http://www.destructoid.com/hands-on-child-of-eden-with-kinect-controls-184815.phtml)
Poor maxy. :'(
Kinect then, which we got to try with the E3 playable demo. As you may know, here at Gamersyde we aren’t really fans of this new technology, quite interesting on paper, but in the end way too limited for Gamer titles. So it was with quite a bit of skepticism that we went and placed ourselves in front of Microsoft’s 3D camera. After all the videos showing some lag between the player movements and what happened on the screen, we had every reason to be worried. But in the end, after just one minute, it’s almost completely forgotten. Let’s be fair here, it works very well, but it’s also incredibly fun and it conveys quite an out of this world feeling.
Contrary to many other Kinect titles that require the player to move around like a crazy person, Child of Eden is all about moderation. Just a single hand held up to move the cursor, a fast movement to fire, plus two special moves: Clap hands to switch between “painting” mode and auto fire (required from time to time), and move both hands up in the air for the happy bomb(banzai gesture). A very simple setup, and one that doesn’t make you feel at all like a fool when playing. It’s a pleasure to play, but also to watch someone else do the motions.
Djmizuhara's thoughts
I walked away from the demo wanting to play it more, (I played it 9 times during the press event) as it was like no other game I've ever played before. In fact, it's not a game in my eyes, it's an experience, an experience I've never had the pleasure of experiencing up until now. Kinect gave me a new experience of controller free gaming, something I didn't think was possible given today's technology. Even at this early stage of development, I feel that Mizuguchi has delivered on Microsoft's promise of controller free gaming. I felt like a conductor conducting and electronic light show. After the press event had finished, all I could think about for the next few days was Child of Eden. Tetsuya Mizuguchi has sold me on the technology I didn't think I wanted. Suffice to say, Child of Eden blew me away with its stunning visuals and perfectly paced music. Child of Eden was definitely my game of TGS.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2010-09-29-ms-advises-against-clutter-for-kinect
Looks like you're gonna have to clean up your Metallica tshirts, maxy. :'(
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2010-09-29-ms-advises-against-clutter-for-kinect
Looks like you're gonna have to clean up your Metallica tshirts, maxy. :'(
I see Microsoft's support line swamped with problems from the few poor saps that buy this.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2010-09-29-ms-advises-against-clutter-for-kinect
Looks like you're gonna have to clean up your Metallica tshirts, maxy. :'(
try wearing different colored clothing that contrasts with the background of your play space
That manual shows the person having to move their coffee table just to play kinect. Ok, final prediction: Kinect sells well this holiday, afterwards has terrible word of mouth and sales stagnate and rapidly decline until Microsoft sweeps it under the rug and announces two more halo games.
I can just see it now.Sorry,your Nintendo empire is crumbling,don't worry xbot empire is expanding...but only young big titty girls for now
"Dude, maxy, this isn't working, let's play something else"
"I had to move all of the furniture around for this and you didn't have the common courtesy to bring a change of clothes when you came over!"
I can just see it now.Sorry,your Nintendo empire is crumbling,don't worry xbot empire is expanding...but only young big titty girls for now
"Dude, maxy, this isn't working, let's play something else"
"I had to move all of the furniture around for this and you didn't have the common courtesy to bring a change of clothes when you came over!"
kinect
The required play distances are confirmed in the document: “The sensor can see you when you are approximately 6 feet (2 meters) from the sensor. For two people, you should play approximately 8 feet (2.5 meters) from the sensor.”
The manual also provides height information for placing: “For the best play space and sensor performance, place your sensor between 2 and 6 feet (0.6 and 2 meters) high, the closer to the low or high limit the better.”
If the camera can’t see you, you should “turn on lights to brighten the play space,” “try wearing different colored clothing that contrasts with the background of your play space,” and “prevent lights, including sunlight, from shining directly on the sensor.”
http://www.vg247.com/2010/10/05/entire-kinect-manual-photographed-play-distances-power-details-more/(http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Microsoft+Holds+Press+Briefing+New+XBox+360+qQylPmna-S7l.jpg)QuoteThe required play distances are confirmed in the document: “The sensor can see you when you are approximately 6 feet (2 meters) from the sensor. For two people, you should play approximately 8 feet (2.5 meters) from the sensor.”
The manual also provides height information for placing: “For the best play space and sensor performance, place your sensor between 2 and 6 feet (0.6 and 2 meters) high, the closer to the low or high limit the better.”
If the camera can’t see you, you should “turn on lights to brighten the play space,” “try wearing different colored clothing that contrasts with the background of your play space,” and “prevent lights, including sunlight, from shining directly on the sensor.”
"For best results when using Kinect, please paint the back wall of your room green and glue ping-pong balls to your clothing."
No one ever had to move their coffee table to play Wii.
http://www.vg247.com/2010/10/05/entire-kinect-manual-photographed-play-distances-power-details-more/
Dancing games
* DanceMasters: November 4
* Dance Central: November 4
Sports games
* Kinect Sports: November 4
* MotionSports: November 4
* Deca Sports Freedom: Holiday 2010
Fitness games
* EA Sports Active 2: November 16
* Zumba Fitness: November 18
* The Biggest Loser Ultimate Workout: November 4
* Your Shape: Fitness Evolved: November 4
Racing games
* Sonic Free Riders: November 4
* Kinect Joy Ride: November 4
* Adrenalin Misfits: November 4
Misc
* Kinect Adventures (bundled with hardware): November 4
* Kinectimals: November 4
* Game Party: In Motion: November 18
* Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1: November 16
* Fighters Uncaged: November 4
Harry Potter has achievements that require Kinect :fbm
Harry Potter has achievements that require Kinect :fbm
Are K-cheevs an extra 250 on top of the 1000, or are developers allowed to carve points from the flesh of hard-working hardcore gamers and give them to undeserving sub-casuals. :fbm
Some games have had Vision Cam specific achievements.
http://uk.gamespot.com/shows/now-playing/?event=now_playing_microsoft_kinect20101026
Looks pretty good, actually. Like, it's not completely broken.