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Title: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2010, 08:53:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqGoHouoE0[/youtube]
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryu ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 08:54:52 PM
RE stopped being RE

someone had to step up and take its place

Who better than KIRYU KAZUMA

(http://videogamerx.gamedonga.co.kr/zbxe/files/attach/images/173449/019/518/001/01.jpg)
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: iconoclast on September 14, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Zombies in Yakuza? This shit's distinguished mentally-challenged. :yuck
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 08:55:52 PM
But it's Yakuza OF THE END

beats fighting pimps in kamurochou for the 5th time
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2010, 08:56:38 PM
Ryū ga Gofuckyourself
Yakuzargh

But it's Yakuza OF THE END

OF THE END
OF MY INTEREST
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Wario64 on September 14, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
fucking zombie fad is getting old.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 08:58:23 PM
fucking zombie fad is getting old.

It takes Japan 3-4 years to make a PS3 game.  When they started this, zombies were on the cutting edge of cool!
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: iconoclast on September 14, 2010, 09:01:08 PM
I was going to say something about SEGA jumping on the zombie bandwaggon, but then I remembered they invented zombies with House of the Dead. They are trying to take back what's theirs.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2010, 09:01:18 PM
let me explain this in terms Bebpo can understand:

(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z32/Gangsta_Videl/Ikki%20Tousen/ikkigg5_65.jpg)
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Stoney Mason on September 14, 2010, 09:12:35 PM
First time I've been interested in the series.

Sega
 :bow2
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumpin
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 14, 2010, 09:14:16 PM
thank you for the scans u made me popular at somethignawful  :-[
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2010, 09:15:24 PM
I think that's a zombie demi on the far left :teehee
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 09:17:49 PM
http://www.imagebam.com/image/05536b97747245

old low-res shitty environment textures -> new low-res shitty environment textures.

 :-\
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 14, 2010, 09:20:46 PM
Ryu ga Gotoku Zombies... shark jumping bloody hell! :lol

(http://i54.tinypic.com/oaaolf.jpg)

Goda has a machine gun arm! :lol
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 09:21:14 PM
(http://www.dotup.org/uploda/www.dotup.org1146026.jpg)
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Purple Filth on September 14, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
Wait Haruka is in trouble again?
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 09:22:18 PM
zombies kidnapped her!

 :lol
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Rman on September 14, 2010, 09:28:48 PM
The heck?
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: iconoclast on September 14, 2010, 09:29:50 PM
Maybe this is how SEGA plans to popularize the series in the west. Zombie outbreak + macho men shooting big-ass guns. All they need to do now is throw in online co-op. If that can't do it, SEGA should just give up.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2010, 09:30:06 PM
(http://tvde.web.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/jlab-dat/s/683773.jpg)

RYUUJI VS. ROCK MONSTER
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 14, 2010, 09:43:30 PM
What in the fucking fuck

Seriously...WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2010, 09:51:52 PM
Dead Ryūsing
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: iconoclast on September 14, 2010, 09:53:07 PM
Dead Ryūsing

This is the real Dead Rising 2, developed by pure Japanese blood.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Positive Touch on September 14, 2010, 10:07:31 PM
$50 says this is just some kind of goofy dream sequence
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Purple Filth on September 14, 2010, 11:05:39 PM
I guess Zombies is a good enough excuse for Kiryu to use a gun.  :lol
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 14, 2010, 11:11:37 PM
Day one, bitches! Have fun waiting until 2012 to potentially play a localized version of this batshit insane shark jumping wacky jappy game.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: bork on September 14, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
Hey, at least we'll have our zombie hostess bars in tact. am i rite.

Yes, I was gonna say...I like that despite the zombie-plague-apocalypse, hostess bars remain intact in Shibuya.   LOL Japan etc. etc.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 15, 2010, 02:13:57 AM
Hey, at least we'll have our zombie hostess bars in tact. am i rite.

Yes, I was gonna say...I like that despite the zombie-plague-apocalypse, hostess bars remain intact in Shibuya.   LOL Japan etc. etc.

hey I was gonna make this joke about the hostess bars :lol
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Bebpo on September 15, 2010, 11:51:22 PM
The trailer was lollllllll

IT HAS TRACTOR DRIVING.  SHENMUE 3 CONFIRMED
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 15, 2010, 11:56:21 PM
I TOLD YOU IT JUMPED THE SHARK

I MUST HAVE THIS GAME

The trailer was lollllllll

IT HAS TRACTOR DRIVING.  SHENMUE 3 CONFIRMED

...

CAN TONIGHT GET ANY BETTER
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: jiji on September 15, 2010, 11:59:42 PM
I was pretty interested in what kind of nonsense this would be until the jesus christ not more zombies
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 16, 2010, 12:04:51 AM
I don't care how many moon dollars this is gonna cost me, I'm getting it immediately.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 16, 2010, 12:08:40 AM
is this a reverse April Fools joke, on that day will they reveal the real game and show that this is so clearly a joke.

if not, I'm glad that somewhere deep within Sega, they're still fucking crazy enough to make something that nobody on earth asked for.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 16, 2010, 12:12:55 AM
this is classic sega

and yes i do mean this in a good way
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 16, 2010, 04:26:51 AM
[youtube=560,345]ofCq8R2_jUg[/youtube]

:punch EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME :punch
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: magus on September 16, 2010, 12:07:02 PM
are those the lickers from resident evil? :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 16, 2010, 12:17:23 PM
I don't believe for one second that those zombies could tip a tank. Just aren't enough of them.

Also, isn't Yakuza about punching dudes? Shouldn't they be punching zombies?

Watch the trailer again. There's a scene where Kazuma is getting ready to beat down zombies with his fists.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Cindi Mayweather on September 16, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
this is fucking genius

this is CLASSIC SEGA
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Third on September 16, 2010, 01:32:42 PM
Looks better than Shadow of the Damned.
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 16, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
Nobody should bother making games anymore after this comes out
Title: Re: FUCKING ZOMBIES: The Ryū ga Gotoku/Yakuza 5 thread of recursive shark jumping
Post by: iconoclast on September 16, 2010, 03:26:26 PM
If a localization isn't announced within a couple months of Yakuza 4's release, I'm importing this for sure. Looks amazing.

I better be able to date zombie hostesses. And sing karaoke with them.