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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on February 09, 2017, 08:02:04 AM

Title: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 09, 2017, 08:02:04 AM
Taking a big dump doesnt put me in the mood  ???

and the smell of urine  :-X
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Rufus on February 09, 2017, 08:16:22 AM
To protect parents from having to explain them away as balloons.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2017, 08:44:17 AM
Privacy when purchasing obviously. 
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Rufus on February 09, 2017, 08:59:28 AM
Das Land der Dichter und Denker :patel
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2017, 09:26:01 AM
In case I need to bang your mom in there.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Raist on February 09, 2017, 09:38:16 AM
 :nsfw

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Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: thisismyusername on February 09, 2017, 09:40:52 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 09, 2017, 08:44:17 AM
Privacy when purchasing obviously.

But that doesn't explain the condoms in front of the register. :doge
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Mupepe on February 09, 2017, 10:08:01 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on February 09, 2017, 09:40:52 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 09, 2017, 08:44:17 AM
Privacy when purchasing obviously.

But that doesn't explain the condoms in front of the register. :doge
Ever seen anyone buy anything besides Magnum XXL at a register?  They're up there for showing off
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 09, 2017, 10:50:10 AM
ive never really used condoms so i dunno, why would you need privacy to buy them? unless youre a giggly teen

Quote from: Rufus on February 09, 2017, 08:59:28 AM
Das Land der Dichter und Denker :patel

blut und boden :gun
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 09, 2017, 10:51:26 AM
It's so you can jerk off in the stall without leaving it a mess for the next person.  :doge
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Rufus on February 09, 2017, 10:55:06 AM
Quote from: Dufus on February 09, 2017, 10:20:20 AM
Quote from: Rufus on February 09, 2017, 08:59:28 AM
Das Land der Dichter und Denker :patel

ok if your so wise lemme axe you

is it wrong to eat kinder bueno as an adult?
Eat Kinder Pingui instead.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2017, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on February 09, 2017, 10:50:10 AM
ive never really used condoms so i dunno, why would you need privacy to buy them? unless youre a giggly teen

Pretty sure that's one of the core demographic for toilet condoms.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Kara on February 09, 2017, 11:34:47 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2017, 09:26:01 AM
In case I need to bang your mom in there.

#nodads
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Rufus on February 09, 2017, 12:32:35 PM
Aw, shame. They're pretty good for what they are.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: team filler on February 09, 2017, 02:32:50 PM
In case you want to save a poops. Never know when the "The Legendary One" will rear it's beautiful brown face.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Atramental on February 09, 2017, 06:00:43 PM
They are there so your bare dick doesn't have to touch the filthy toilet seats.
Or, if you are blessed with a long schlong, you have a barrier of protection when your manhood goes into the toilet bowl and potentially touches the filthy AIDs water.

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Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: chronovore on February 09, 2017, 06:03:03 PM
 Because it's less awkward than ordering them from the waiter.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: D3RANG3D on February 09, 2017, 06:11:45 PM
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Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Stro on February 09, 2017, 06:21:27 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 09, 2017, 06:03:03 PM
Because it's less awkward than ordering them from the waiter.

I'd like an order of chicken fingers, french fries, a chocolate shake, and the largest condom you have.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: chronovore on February 09, 2017, 06:27:29 PM
Quote from: Stro on February 09, 2017, 06:21:27 PM
Quote from: chronovore on February 09, 2017, 06:03:03 PM
Because it's less awkward than ordering them from the waiter.

I'd like an order of chicken fingers, french fries, a chocolate shake, and the largest condom you have.


 And then you make a giant theatrical wink at your dining partner.
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 10, 2017, 01:57:40 AM
But what if youre out to dinner with me Chrono  :-X
Title: Re: Why is the condom machine in the toilet?
Post by: chronovore on February 12, 2017, 05:32:21 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on February 10, 2017, 01:57:40 AM
But what if youre out to dinner with me Chrono  :-X


Nothing; I know where you've been, so there's no penetration. I'll just play your ass like bongo drums, slapping out a lurid rhythm.  :-*