Author Topic: gayer than dragonforce: sonica arctica (Read 3848 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** November 20, 2007, 05:13:28 PM »

wtf am i listening to, this is gayer than a gay supernova in a galaxy of gay

this isn't metal at all! this is EMOSEXUALITY SET TO MUDDY GOTH ROCK POWER CHORDS. SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME REAL METAL SUGGESTIONS.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:16:13 PM »

Opeth

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:16:45 PM »

i do like these hilarious finnish accents, bork bork bork

it's like a slope-browed lachrymose talentless freddy mercury fronting a wedding band take on queen

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:17:55 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 20, 2007, 05:16:13 PM

Opeth

DEMON

OF THE

FALL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:19:07 PM »

NIGHT FALL IN MIDDLE EARTH

[youtube=425,350]gAra41IXj7Y[/youtube]

holy shit the youtube quality sucks. get the album!

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:19:16 PM »

I told you to get some kick ass classical!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:20:35 PM »

opeth will be my third try. if it is epic fail, i will trust the metal recommendations at silver platters instead, where they recommended brendan small performance act dethklok, three inches of blood, and lamb of god.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:21:51 PM »

why are nordics so bad at music. btw, i am a fuckin uff da myself and bad at music, so i should know.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:22:50 PM »

this makes dragonforce sound seriously accomplished

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:23:06 PM »

hell, this makes ROXETTE sound accomplished

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:23:10 PM »

Do Symphony X next

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:26:05 PM »

LOL MOTHERFUCKER! L.O.L!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:26:17 PM »

i should mention the album i wasted $12.99+tax on was "unia"

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:27:12 PM »

you should have given me that 12.99 and let me sing for you

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 20, 2007, 05:26:05 PM

LOL MOTHERFUCKER! L.O.L!

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:29:30 PM »

Dude, Shostakovich's 8th Symphony would melt your pants off. It is so foreboding and tragic and gloomy. It is like having your soul crushed under the heel of a corrupt and murderous bureaucracy. Knowing that Shostakovich loved Gogol, like I do, I feel like I know where he is coming from. Forget shitty metal, Shostakovich's 8th lets you know what it feels like to have your head held under water for an extended period, with only a brief relent at the end.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:31:01 PM »

can i write bad com interop methods for our toolset to shostakovich, though?

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:31:28 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 20, 2007, 05:29:30 PM

Dude, Shostakovich's 8th Symphony would melt your pants off. It is so foreboding and tragic and gloomy. It is like having your soul crushed under the heel of a corrupt and murderour bureaucracy. Knowing that Shostakovich loved Gogol, like I do, I feel like I know where he is coming from. Forget shitty metal, Shostakovich's 8th lets you know what it feels like to have your head held under water for an extended period, with only a brief relent at the end.

why did you listen to disgruntled teens about music, drinky? gimme that 12.99 and i'll let you use my butter for dip.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:33:14 PM »

Opeth was a joke, btw. they're terrible.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 20, 2007, 05:31:28 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 20, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
Dude, Shostakovich's 8th Symphony would melt your pants off. It is so foreboding and tragic and gloomy. It is like having your soul crushed under the heel of a corrupt and murderour bureaucracy. Knowing that Shostakovich loved Gogol, like I do, I feel like I know where he is coming from. Forget shitty metal, Shostakovich's 8th lets you know what it feels like to have your head held under water for an extended period, with only a brief relent at the end.

why did you listen to disgruntled teens about music, drinky? gimme that 12.99 and i'll let you use my butter for dip.

matchbox 20

let's cry and cuddle to the manufactured soulful strains of rob thomas' relationship issues

bluemax · « **Reply #20 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2007, 05:19:07 PM

NIGHT FALL IN MIDDLE EARTH

[youtube=425,350]gAra41IXj7Y[/youtube]

holy shit the youtube quality sucks. get the album!

This shit sounds like JRPG music.

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 20, 2007, 05:31:01 PM

can i write bad com interop methods for our toolset to shostakovich, though?

So I'm not the only one who codes to metal.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:37:32 PM »

AUGH THERE'S A SONG ABOUT BEING A SAD NIGHTMARE CLOWN

now i know why demi likes this!

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:38:07 PM »

vs.

I think the winner is CLEAR.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:38:33 PM »

i need fast, i need chords, i need a driving beat -- without it my mind wanders too much

speed/power metal or trance are best

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:38:53 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 20, 2007, 05:35:28 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 20, 2007, 05:31:28 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 20, 2007, 05:29:30 PM
Dude, Shostakovich's 8th Symphony would melt your pants off. It is so foreboding and tragic and gloomy. It is like having your soul crushed under the heel of a corrupt and murderour bureaucracy. Knowing that Shostakovich loved Gogol, like I do, I feel like I know where he is coming from. Forget shitty metal, Shostakovich's 8th lets you know what it feels like to have your head held under water for an extended period, with only a brief relent at the end.

why did you listen to disgruntled teens about music, drinky? gimme that 12.99 and i'll let you use my butter for dip.

matchbox 20

let's cry and cuddle to the manufactured soulful strains of rob thomas' relationship issues

it's in slot 2 in my trucks disc changer. we can drink and listen to it. did you check out the new cd?

tvc: yeah, it is clear... rob thomas is hotter

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:39:33 PM »

Drinky, which Sonata Arctica album did you get? Their latest album is total shit.

I'm not a big fan of them at all, but some of their really old stuff is good.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:41:34 PM »

unia. it's pretty shit.

got any harder/faster/angrier recommendations? i'm thinkin' "seasons in the abyss" level -- not too death-y and growly, but lotsa good speed/power.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #27 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 20, 2007, 05:41:34 PM

unia. it's pretty shit.

got any harder/faster/angrier recommendations? i'm thinkin' "seasons in the abyss" level -- not too death-y and growly, but lotsa good speed/power.

Most power metal is cheesy as fuck.
I'll mull it over on the way home from work.

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:44:43 PM »

Drinky, why don't you give Iron Maiden a try?

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 20, 2007, 05:38:33 PM

i need fast, i need chords, i need a driving beat -- without it my mind wanders too much

speed/power metal or trance are best

listen to Judas Priest - Painkiller

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:45:39 PM »

thing is, i don't like metal when it gets too grinding and industrial, either. something on the order of old slayer/megadeth or early metallica is where i like it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:46:07 PM »

powerslave, i have most of IM and JP. i'm looking for some new acts.

Powerslave · « **Reply #31 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:50:48 PM »

Try Overkill - Evil Never Dies (the song, also I like the live version better)

It resembles Slayer's type of sound.

Error Macro · « **Reply #32 on:** November 20, 2007, 08:41:13 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 20, 2007, 05:41:34 PM

got any harder/faster/angrier recommendations? i'm thinkin' "seasons in the abyss" level -- not too death-y and growly, but lotsa good speed/power.

[youtube=425,350]RgpT6hd5MAM[/youtube]

scenefags that are too "kvlt" hate on them, so do the purists, but who gives a shit. they have some fun stuff.

Also, it's pretty hard to find any decent metal these days unless you are willing to listen to stuff with extreme vocals. It's an acquired taste, but it opens up a huge new realm of possibilities.

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** November 20, 2007, 09:15:58 PM »

I never acknowledged that I liked Sonata Arctica! I said it's good music when playing a game like Burnout.

I love my emo

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:03:50 PM »

SYMPHONY X

Candyflip · « **Reply #35 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:50:44 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 20, 2007, 05:16:13 PM

Opeth

In Flames

chiller · « **Reply #36 on:** November 24, 2007, 06:20:36 PM »

<---- My Strapping Young Lad avatar doesn't lie.
Go buy/download/steal the Strapping Young Lad albums "Alien" and "City" now!
Strapping Young Lad "Zen"
[youtube=425,350]hw903mFTkcE[/youtube]
Hevily edited and censored but you can't stop the awesome.

Strapping Young Lad "Love?"
[youtube=425,350]LeG-6bpeUkA[/youtube]
Heavily censored and edited for time but I know some of you freaks love the Evil Dead. "Love?" is the worst song on the album so if you like this you'll be blown away with the rest of the album.

Devin Townsend did a guest spot on the last week's Metalocalypse as Dr. Rockzo's guitarist. The guy produces tons of metal acts and makes the best music in the biz. Check out his solo work including Ziltoid the Omniscient.

SYL should help cleanse the ears of gay power metal a little better than Opeth.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #37 on:** November 30, 2007, 04:30:16 PM »

Decapitated - Day 69
[youtube=425,350]AzT_X7SQHf8[/youtube]

Necrophagist - Extreme Unction
[youtube=425,350]gA4oq7DBU8E[/youtube]

Blotted Science - SICK SICK SICK Tech/prog/death instrumental metal
http://www.myspace.com/blottedscience

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** November 30, 2007, 04:51:12 PM »

Death - Pull the Plug
[youtube=425,350]7NpIt6AYejI[/youtube]

Death - The Philosopher
[youtube=425,350]qp-HsFTLUk8[/youtube]

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