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« Reply #15001 on: July 29, 2012, 10:04:47 AM »
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« Reply #15002 on: July 29, 2012, 10:16:07 AM »
Oh man, I hope this is the sequel to Casino Royale I've been waiting for. QoS sucked.
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« Reply #15003 on: July 29, 2012, 10:29:34 PM »
Watched Full Contact. I loved it despite the absolutely atrocious quality of whatever rip Netflix is streaming. Some really great scenes and Chow Yun Fat is somewhere near his awesomest. The guitar solo filled soundtrack was great too.

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« Reply #15004 on: July 30, 2012, 01:12:17 AM »
as a Ringo Lam fan/apologist I can't let any love for Full Contact go unrequited.  Its so magnificently 80's-Cool, but wonderfully so, and its easily the bleakest version of Point Blank, more so then the original, and way more so then Mel Gibson's Payback.

Unfortunately, the legit R1 DVD release is only okay.  The video quality is fine, but the subtitles are kinda shit.

I also love how Simon Yam pretty much plays the same exact villain, only the less overtly sadistic/homophobic version of him in Ringo Lam's years later film Finding Mr. Perfect, which in of itself is a breezy romantic comedy with action scenes (its Hong Kong, it just freaking works, okay).

oh, and The Three Musketeers (2011) is utter crap.  Its projects a loosey-goosey fun kind of tone, but its hard to ignore just how many bodies those musketeers leave in their wake, at films end they've got a body count that even John Woo might find kinda excessive.  Also, there's a fat comic relief character who's treated cruelly by the so-called protagonists for no other reason then somebody decided the heroes weren't appalling enough already.

Its also the rare film that feels over and under budgeted, as its awash in lavish costumes, huge awesome sets and a presumably expensive cast (Til Schwiger is billed tenth or so), but the special effects are mostly shitty.  And the brazenly stupid plot and everything else certainly doesn't give the impression that this was all that well planned out.

So maybe its a kids film, but its far too violent for any kid to watch who won't also be put off by the asinine plot (the foppish king wants to prove that his wife isn't stepping out on him, hilarity doesn't ensue) and characters on which far too much time is spent.  Its a disaster, but at least its sort of an interesting one.  And its got airships, lots of em'.  There's a airship battle that would pretty much perfectly represent a Skies of Arcadia movie, but that only lasts a few minutes, at least its something.
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« Reply #15005 on: July 30, 2012, 02:00:24 AM »
Underworld, the first one. Surprisingly enjoyable, considering I'd only seen the third and fourth films. It didn't seem /as/ direct-rip-off-of-White-Wolf as I'd expected. Also, I've come to the conclusion that you can't really have too much Kate Beckinsale in latex and leather. Bill Nighy's transformation was well handled, and I can see why the move was a surprise hit.

It's totally unclear what city or time period it's supposedly in, which makes it work all the better.

I also enjoyed, since this was another Romeo and Juliet riff on forbidden love, but does not end tragically, that the vampires were using busts of The Bard for target practice. :lol

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« Reply #15006 on: July 30, 2012, 02:10:48 AM »
Actually guys, has anyone not British seen Withnail and I ? And if so did the humour translate ?

i think british shit is usually mind-numbing but i fuckin love this movie.  watched it over and over again back in the day, even tho now all i can remember is the uncle.
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« Reply #15007 on: July 30, 2012, 03:09:45 AM »
Haywire was badass!!!  Holy shit I loved this movie.  It's Kill Bill but more quality replication, less homage to 70s era revenge films.  Really great action, good pacing, awesome soundtrack.  So much fun.

The fight on the beach in the sunset was SO CLASSIC AND COOL. 

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« Reply #15008 on: July 30, 2012, 06:42:40 AM »
finally saw Chronicle.  Wow.  I didn't expect to like it as much as I did.  That one kid had a really shitty life, so I'm not too surprised that he snapped.
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« Reply #15009 on: July 30, 2012, 09:14:15 AM »
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/365053/20120719/fifty-shades-grey-emma-watson-anastacia-steele.htm

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Young and beautiful actress, Emma Watson, is one of the prime choices for the role of Anastacia Steele in the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie adaptation.

The much awaited movie adaptation of the erotic novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" is still in its preliminary talks and producers are still choosing actors who may fit the role of the novel's protagonists, Christian Grey and Anastacia Steele.

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« Reply #15010 on: July 30, 2012, 10:18:23 AM »
finally saw Chronicle.  Wow.  I didn't expect to like it as much as I did.  That one kid had a really shitty life, so I'm not too surprised that he snapped.
Yeah, the snapping point was pretty understandable as well. I thought, "Oh, things may finally work out OK. ...Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no..."

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« Reply #15011 on: July 30, 2012, 10:18:57 AM »
Paul Verhoeven to direct?
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« Reply #15012 on: July 30, 2012, 10:28:23 AM »
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"Fifty Shades of Grey" movie adaptation.

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« Reply #15013 on: July 30, 2012, 12:06:54 PM »
The Hobbit Trilogy:

https://www.facebook.com/notes/peter-jackson/an-unexpected-journey/10151114596546558

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« Reply #15014 on: July 30, 2012, 12:10:10 PM »
Huh.
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« Reply #15015 on: July 30, 2012, 12:23:55 PM »
I refuse to see any of the. In the theater now. I was fine with two given the plan of exploring Gandalf's exploits after he briefly left the group. Three films is a pure money grab and cannot be justified. The book is simple and less than what, 600 pages? It is not LOTR
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« Reply #15016 on: July 30, 2012, 12:29:03 PM »
The third film is going to take place after the events of The Hobbit, they're not stretching the same material out for 3 more hours.
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« Reply #15017 on: July 30, 2012, 12:52:39 PM »
So are they going to make shit up or are they adapting another book?
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« Reply #15018 on: July 30, 2012, 12:53:05 PM »
I'm guessing that there was originally going to be two 150-ish minute films, now there will be three 100-110 flicks.  Maybe Pete is just reluctant to stop making hobbit films.

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« Reply #15019 on: July 30, 2012, 12:56:44 PM »
So are they going to make shit up or are they adapting another book?

They're adapting the appendices from LOTR. They don't have rights to anything else.
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« Reply #15020 on: July 30, 2012, 12:57:54 PM »
So are they going to make shit up or are they adapting another book?

They're adapting the appendices from LOTR. They don't have rights to anything else.

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« Reply #15021 on: July 30, 2012, 01:26:32 PM »
So are they going to make shit up or are they adapting another book?

Supposedly they're going to be using a lot of appendices stuff.
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« Reply #15022 on: July 30, 2012, 01:35:12 PM »
So are they going to make shit up or are they adapting another book?

They're adapting the appendices from LOTR. They don't have rights to anything else.

money grab

Wait, they're making these Hobbit movies so that they can MAKE MONEY? I'm just...absolutely appalled by this. No way can I ever support Jackson or his movies anymore.
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« Reply #15023 on: July 30, 2012, 01:37:15 PM »
Shit movies are shit
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« Reply #15024 on: July 30, 2012, 01:50:31 PM »
So are they going to make shit up or are they adapting another book?

They're adapting the appendices from LOTR. They don't have rights to anything else.

money grab

Wait, they're making these Hobbit movies so that they can MAKE MONEY? I'm just...absolutely appalled by this. No way can I ever support Jackson or his movies anymore.

Movies are made to make money, sure - which is why there was going to be two Hobbit films instead of the logical choice of one. But making three Hobbit films to cover a book that is 300 PAGES LONG is ridiculous. I like the Hobbit, but there is nothing complex or amazing about its story. It's not a massive, epic tale like LOTR with thousands of characters and locations. It's a great, small scale fantasy book.

I read the LOTR appendices years ago, and while it certainly has some great info I see no reason for a film other than to provide Jackson with a sandbox he can do whatever he wants in.
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« Reply #15025 on: July 30, 2012, 03:34:03 PM »
Haters gonna hate. Bring on The Hobbit 9 hour theatrical miniseries. :bow2
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« Reply #15026 on: July 30, 2012, 05:27:08 PM »
Looks like Bepbo in 20 years

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« Reply #15027 on: July 31, 2012, 03:35:40 AM »
A friend recommended Hannah so I checked that out.  There's a good stylish action thriller in there, but man oh man did this movie need a good editor to cut 30-40 mins from it.  The pacing is very off and most of the drama coming of age stuff fails.  Where it works the best is when it's crazy music blaring kinetic action scenes.  Gave me Run Lola Run vibes in those sections.

Also Eric Bana was terrible as a lost viking at the beginning.  But when he shaved he was good. 

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« Reply #15029 on: July 31, 2012, 12:48:07 PM »
rip jams bend
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« Reply #15030 on: July 31, 2012, 12:57:41 PM »
SKYFALL LOOKS FUCKAWESOME.

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« Reply #15031 on: July 31, 2012, 01:23:51 PM »
Haywire was badass!!!  Holy shit I loved this movie.  It's Kill Bill but more quality replication, less homage to 70s era revenge films.  Really great action, good pacing, awesome soundtrack.  So much fun.

The fight on the beach in the sunset was SO CLASSIC AND COOL. 

Watched last friday and really enjoyed it, combat was great and Gina Carano was freaking hot :drool
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« Reply #15032 on: July 31, 2012, 01:50:59 PM »
MASSIVE BONER
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« Reply #15034 on: July 31, 2012, 02:46:13 PM »
James Yawn

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the obvious joke is JAMED YAWNED.

Looks awesome.

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« Reply #15035 on: July 31, 2012, 02:48:23 PM »
A new James Bond is about as exciting as a new Mario Party.

James Bond is shooting a gun.
James Bond is driving a car.
James Bond is visiting exotic locations.
James Bond is sleeping with several ladies.

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« Reply #15036 on: July 31, 2012, 03:06:29 PM »
What the FUCK! there are James Bond haters? fuck this world.
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« Reply #15037 on: July 31, 2012, 03:10:05 PM »
NOT ONLY am I a James Bond hater, I prefer Quantum of Solace to Casino Royale.

Also, Casino Royale 1967 >>>>>>>>>> Casino Royale 2006. Texas Hold 'Em. :yuck

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« Reply #15038 on: July 31, 2012, 03:10:20 PM »
A new James Bond is about as exciting as a new Mario Party.

James Bond is shooting a gun.
James Bond is driving a car.
James Bond is visiting exotic locations.
James Bond is sleeping with several ladies.

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Actually, that sounds like a good time. :shh
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« Reply #15039 on: July 31, 2012, 03:16:13 PM »
Jesus Christ you guys should kill yourselves, Bond haters
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« Reply #15040 on: July 31, 2012, 03:18:20 PM »
best bond?

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« Reply #15041 on: July 31, 2012, 03:38:30 PM »
I want Roger Moore back.
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« Reply #15042 on: July 31, 2012, 04:26:50 PM »
Actually guys, has anyone not British seen Withnail and I ? And if so did the humour translate ?

i think british shit is usually mind-numbing but i fuckin love this movie.  watched it over and over again back in the day, even tho now all i can remember is the uncle.
It could really just be called 'The Uncle'. He's the meat of the sandwich.

It's also really nice to start watching a film with HUGELY low expectations and actually find it entertaining, am I talking about Sherlock Household Holmes 2? It's actually pretty watchable!
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« Reply #15043 on: July 31, 2012, 05:59:06 PM »


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« Reply #15044 on: July 31, 2012, 07:48:12 PM »
I'll probably watch that.

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« Reply #15045 on: July 31, 2012, 10:04:20 PM »
More like Jon Snowlent Hill, amirite?

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« Reply #15046 on: July 31, 2012, 10:37:34 PM »
60's Casino Royale did had some pretty hot ladies :drool
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« Reply #15047 on: July 31, 2012, 11:23:32 PM »
Total Recall must be very shit. They're not holding press screenings until Thursday night right before the midnight showings on the East Coast.
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« Reply #15048 on: August 01, 2012, 12:47:27 AM »
i want James Bond's tailor, damn. Stopping to shoot his cuffs is just all kinds of :bow
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« Reply #15049 on: August 01, 2012, 01:09:58 AM »
I just re-watched Total Recall, a Blu-Ray remaster came out today. It's the earliest theater experience I can remember. Mars atmosphere and its effects on Arnold scarred me for life.

Fuck Colin Farrell.

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« Reply #15050 on: August 01, 2012, 01:38:10 AM »
i want James Bond's tailor, damn. Stopping to shoot his cuffs is just all kinds of :bow

Yeah, but his shirt's untucked.  ;)

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« Reply #15051 on: August 01, 2012, 01:46:49 AM »
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« Reply #15052 on: August 01, 2012, 04:02:54 AM »
best bond?

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Nothing shows up when I click that.  Touche.

(Was it a picture of Timothy Dalton? if so, I agree.)

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« Reply #15053 on: August 01, 2012, 04:18:04 AM »


 :derp

Wait, is that Sean Bean? This entire trailer contradicts the first movies ending.

Not to mention, why Pyramid Head? Goddamn, Silent Hill is terrible now. PH was specifically to hunt James because of his guilt, goddamit.
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« Reply #15054 on: August 01, 2012, 04:26:33 AM »
Wait, is that Sean Bean? This entire trailer contradicts the first movies ending.

Yes, but not in the way you're thinking. Sean Bean was always out in the real world. It was Alyssa or whoever and her mom that stayed "trapped."

I'm glad he's in it, I love continuity nods like that in films where it would be so easy to just cut them out.

Also this is the movieverse where Pyramidhead does whatever the hell he wants. The nurses too. The real question has always been if the movies can take those elements and use them in a new, cohesive way instead of just set dressing. I'm still split on if the first movie did that, but I liked that movie so I let this slide.

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« Reply #15055 on: August 01, 2012, 04:32:24 AM »
Yes, but isn't that his daughter right there now?
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« Reply #15056 on: August 01, 2012, 07:12:07 AM »
Will there be uterus eating?

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« Reply #15057 on: August 01, 2012, 10:19:48 AM »
Nothing shows up when I click that.  Touche.

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« Reply #15058 on: August 01, 2012, 11:42:39 AM »
Total Recall must be very shit. They're not holding press screenings until Thursday night right before the midnight showings on the East Coast.

Two reviews have slipped through, neither sounds very positive.

http://twitchfilm.com/reviews/2012/08/review-total-recall-is-completely-forgettable.php
http://www.mercurynews.com/entertainment/ci_21203477/review-total-recall-plays-it-safe

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« Reply #15059 on: August 01, 2012, 02:09:23 PM »
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