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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15060 on: August 01, 2012, 02:15:27 PM »
I have no idea how anyone can take that genre seriously. Blackwitch had some interesting parts and a solid ending, but this shit is embarrassing
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« Reply #15061 on: August 01, 2012, 02:46:32 PM »
I have no idea how anyone can take that genre seriously. Blackwitch had some interesting parts and a solid ending, but this shit is embarrassing

Blair Witch was pretty cool because nobody had done anything like it before. Now it's being used an excuse to hire no-name actors, drop the budget to pocket change and a box of Cheez-Its, and not bother with pointless things like framing, cinematography, plot, and actually making a good movie that people want to see.
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« Reply #15062 on: August 01, 2012, 02:49:25 PM »
I don't think it's taken seriously.  I've never paid for a Paranormal Activity movie.  I've gotten reservations via Gofobo for each one but they were really fun in a crowded theater.  I have never met someone that actually cares about the story or thinks it's legitimately good film.  It's just fun.

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« Reply #15063 on: August 01, 2012, 02:52:07 PM »
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15064 on: August 01, 2012, 02:53:27 PM »
well deserved
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15065 on: August 01, 2012, 02:54:12 PM »
eh, the director's list is better
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15066 on: August 01, 2012, 02:55:12 PM »
disagree
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« Reply #15067 on: August 01, 2012, 02:56:36 PM »
it's only because i've actually seen the movies on the director's list shhhhh
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15068 on: August 01, 2012, 02:57:25 PM »
rofl
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15069 on: August 01, 2012, 02:59:23 PM »
they're both predictably boring

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15070 on: August 01, 2012, 03:01:33 PM »
they're both predictably boring

i think that's gonna happen when you take a poll of over 800 dudes.

but i guess that's what you mean by predictably. i really don't see the problem, though.
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15071 on: August 01, 2012, 03:02:46 PM »
The director's list is far superior

also Rear Window>Vertigo
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15072 on: August 01, 2012, 03:03:27 PM »
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i really don't see the problem, though.

i never said there was one

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15073 on: August 01, 2012, 03:03:52 PM »
no pd, no
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15074 on: August 01, 2012, 03:04:24 PM »
no pd, no

Explain why I'm wrong. I'm curious
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15075 on: August 01, 2012, 03:04:51 PM »
Vertigo > Read Window
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15076 on: August 01, 2012, 03:04:57 PM »
the sole inclusion of The Mirror makes the director's list better

but it's an odd inclusion, given who it's sitting along side.

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« Reply #15077 on: August 01, 2012, 03:05:06 PM »
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i really don't see the problem, though.

i never said there was one

point conceded
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15078 on: August 01, 2012, 03:05:30 PM »
Vertigo > Read Window

again, explain why I'm wrong on both accounts (list and the film)
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15079 on: August 01, 2012, 03:06:48 PM »
Vertigo > Read Window

again, explain why I'm wrong on both accounts (list and the film)



and you're wrong on the directors list because i haven't seen the mirror for that reason alone.  :P
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15080 on: August 01, 2012, 03:09:13 PM »
i guess i can give the directors list some points for putting 2001 higher.
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15081 on: August 01, 2012, 03:10:12 PM »
fuck you I was waiting for a long rant so I could post this

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15082 on: August 01, 2012, 03:11:56 PM »
lol bitch also:

Godfather 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Apocalypse Now

AN is good but like, I never considered it a high tier film. I would put so many other films over Apocalypse Now. Hell, AN is the worst of the Vietnam film trifecta of Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, and Platoon.
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15083 on: August 01, 2012, 03:19:41 PM »
philistine  :yuck

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15084 on: August 01, 2012, 03:20:31 PM »
at least lawrence of arabia isn't on either list

three hours of sand  :zzz :zzz :zzz
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15085 on: August 01, 2012, 03:21:07 PM »
!#@$!

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15086 on: August 01, 2012, 03:21:31 PM »
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15087 on: August 01, 2012, 03:23:18 PM »
at least lawrence of arabia isn't on either list

three hours of sand  :zzz :zzz :zzz

STOP IT JUST STOP IT
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15088 on: August 01, 2012, 03:25:02 PM »
at least lawrence of arabia isn't on either list

three hours of sand  :zzz :zzz :zzz

 :lol
leper this filth
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15089 on: August 01, 2012, 03:26:03 PM »
hauahuahaua
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15090 on: August 01, 2012, 03:26:25 PM »
Godfather > Godfather Part II, anyway
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15091 on: August 01, 2012, 03:27:30 PM »
Godfather III>Blade Runner
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15092 on: August 01, 2012, 03:27:35 PM »
No wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Godfather 2 > Godfather
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15093 on: August 01, 2012, 03:29:26 PM »
>*

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15094 on: August 01, 2012, 03:31:46 PM »
Disturbia > Rear Window
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15095 on: August 01, 2012, 03:32:38 PM »
Planet Of The Apes (2011)>2001
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15096 on: August 01, 2012, 03:32:52 PM »
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Top best 10 films of all time dude









fuck yea bro
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15097 on: August 01, 2012, 03:33:36 PM »
Alfred Hitchcock is a poor man's Paul Thomas Anderson.
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« Reply #15098 on: August 01, 2012, 03:34:05 PM »
The Master is gonna be better than Citizen Kane.
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15099 on: August 01, 2012, 03:35:13 PM »
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15100 on: August 01, 2012, 03:35:15 PM »
Let's get real here

Ted > Airplane!
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15101 on: August 01, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »
at least we can agree No Country For Old Men>TWBB
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15102 on: August 01, 2012, 03:38:25 PM »
fuck you
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15103 on: August 01, 2012, 03:38:45 PM »
:lol
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15104 on: August 01, 2012, 03:40:03 PM »
 :lol
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15105 on: August 01, 2012, 03:42:11 PM »
aww  :lol

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« Reply #15106 on: August 01, 2012, 03:42:54 PM »
<3 you guys
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15107 on: August 01, 2012, 03:46:26 PM »
at least we can agree No Country For Old Men>TWBB

fuck off!
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15108 on: August 01, 2012, 03:47:20 PM »
We all agree that Saw > Pan's Labyrinth?
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15109 on: August 01, 2012, 04:24:13 PM »
We all agree that Saw > Pan's Labyrinth?
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« Reply #15110 on: August 01, 2012, 04:26:18 PM »
II>I but it often changes for me. I think the biggest issue is that the transition from Michael's story to the Vito flashbacks often feels a bit jarring. Thematically they're similar but they break up the momentum of Michael's story imo.
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15111 on: August 01, 2012, 04:49:06 PM »
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15113 on: August 01, 2012, 05:05:46 PM »
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15114 on: August 01, 2012, 05:10:44 PM »
parody accounts are the fucking worst
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15115 on: August 01, 2012, 05:14:48 PM »

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15116 on: August 01, 2012, 05:19:42 PM »
:lol
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #15117 on: August 01, 2012, 05:37:12 PM »
Real Talk

Caligula >>>>>>>> 8 1/2

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« Reply #15118 on: August 01, 2012, 05:38:07 PM »
I just re-watched Total Recall, a Blu-Ray remaster came out today. It's the earliest theater experience I can remember. Mars atmosphere and its effects on Arnold scarred me for life.

Fuck Colin Farrell.

There's some stuff in Total Recall which doesn't hold up real well, but it's pretty solid in general. The effects of Mars' atmosphere on Arnold are some of the things which aren't super impressive.

But, yeah, fuck Colin Farrell and fuck the remake. What is the damned point?

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