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« Reply #26580 on: November 23, 2016, 12:34:36 PM »
The miniseries is great
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« Reply #26581 on: November 23, 2016, 01:35:54 PM »
The miniseries is great

The miniseries was fine, but ultimately kinda boring and safe. The movie was beautifully insane, but too all over the place.
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« Reply #26582 on: November 23, 2016, 01:57:15 PM »
Children of Dune was better than the original miniseries.
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« Reply #26583 on: November 23, 2016, 02:15:27 PM »
In my head its one big thing
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« Reply #26584 on: November 23, 2016, 02:16:33 PM »
In my head its one big thing
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« Reply #26585 on: November 23, 2016, 03:33:20 PM »
because I'll Stan for the magnificently talented Naomi Watts, and apparently I have shitty taste in film, I saw Shut In today. Criminy, what a disaster. Its only strength being that it feints somewhat well towards what exactly sort of thriller it ends up being, that and of course the presence of its star, who is incapable of sucking, but has pretty much nothing to do in this barely coherent and ineffectual mishmash of suspense tropes. Worth your time only if you need a sleep aid. Also this film was a former Black List 'Winner', maybe those scripts really are best unmade.

Better yet is Mel Gibson's newest dose of ultra-violence, Hacksaw Ridge, which has gotta be the most rousing, kickass and gory film to ever celebrate pacifism. Gibson remains a facile peddler of spectacle, but holy crap, does he ever nail that whole thing with the spectacle. And the film's achingly sincere, even corn pone tone and characters ends up working in its favor, as the straightness and the squareness of the table setting first hour contrasts nicely with the gib-flying mayhem of the second half. There's some stuff about religious belief/parables and sticking to your principles and blah blah blah. Its just an underdog story with more exploding heads than the entirety of the Scanners franchise, with some spiritual window dressing, that's not really a bad thing though.

Even better still is Kelly Reichardt's dramatic anthology film set in rural Montana, Certain Women. Its a very poignant, humane, and understated film that successfully fights against every melodramatic impulse it might have (witness the most chill hostage standoff in film history). That's kind of a remarkable thing about this film, it that it finds great drama in mundane experiances, and the terseness of its characters can be so expressive. As a former small town guy myself, this film did a lot for me. There's a sense of lived in authenticity, of space and character. Everything just feels right. I very, very much liked this film.

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« Reply #26586 on: November 23, 2016, 03:36:55 PM »
Can't wait to see Hacksaw Ridge either tonight or Friday night.  I'm basically in it for the spectacle as I still remember how incredible Apocalypto was in theaters.

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« Reply #26587 on: November 25, 2016, 01:50:26 PM »
Yeah, I see all the eps of the all miniseries as a long movie. It worked perfectly

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« Reply #26588 on: November 27, 2016, 07:11:31 PM »
Never seen or read Harry Potter outside part of the first movie, but saw Fantastic Beasts.  Didn't realize it was POKEMON THE MOVIE, but...I'm ok with that!  Was cute and entertaining, dragged a bit in the end.  Curious to see what they do with the sequels.   Maybe I'll watch Harry Potter one day.

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« Reply #26589 on: November 27, 2016, 07:29:23 PM »
Also, is it just me or does Collin Farrell always look like he's grimacing and a bit confused in every role he's in? 

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« Reply #26590 on: November 27, 2016, 08:25:56 PM »
Can't wait to see Hacksaw Ridge either tonight or Friday night.  I'm basically in it for the spectacle as I still remember how incredible Apocalypto was in theaters.

I visited Hacksaw Ridge in Okinawa when I was there a couple years ago. A friend was hypercurious to see a location where some people argue a miracle occurred.

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« Reply #26591 on: November 28, 2016, 02:32:52 AM »
I really enjoyed what is likely to be a polarizing film, upon thinking about it, its probably deliberately so. How else to take the opening scene, which is hugely confrontational, but has little if anything to do with the rest of the movie? I guess that's one of the things I liked about Nocturnal Animals, in that its a pretty loaded film, about relationships, revenge, and compromise, but its oblique as hell about any of the points it wants to make, or if its even making a point at all. Its a standard issue domestic melodrama about unhappy rich people, and its a grit-infused revenge thriller, and how its two halves interplay and collide off of each other is what keeps things interesting. Performances are uniformly strong, with a special nod towards a dyspeptic Micheal Shannon, who gives a shot of fun into a pretty dour flick.

Does Brad Pitt have some sort of World War II jones that was only ever obvious in retrospect, like how Rachel McAdams seems to be drawn to roles where her partner travels through time? Anyways, Allied is a solid enough if not spectacular WWII-set romantic thriller. Its old fashioned in its storytelling, hell it could be a remake of a Hitchcock movie, but with contemporary R-rated elements added. Robert Zemeckis, who has always been a meticulous craftsman, gives the whole suspense-thriller thing another try, and there's a few nifty set pieces along the way. But while the thriller half of things is fine, the dramatics don't land quite as well as they should, it is a stiff Brad Pitt, the overly familiar (or classical, if you will) plotting, or maybe its just bad timing? Seeing a good film in wide release for an adult audience is only easy to do from November to January (Oscar season), maybe I'd be a little less cool to this in between superhero films a few months back. Anyways, its fine, maybe even a bit better than that, but being the third best WWII film starring Brad Pitt doesn't sound like a great prize.

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« Reply #26592 on: November 28, 2016, 04:03:23 AM »
i'll assume this is the final trailer


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« Reply #26593 on: November 28, 2016, 04:32:52 AM »
best one of these i've seen maybe



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calling them "logan style" is kinda offensive instead of "hurt" tho

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« Reply #26594 on: November 28, 2016, 05:59:55 AM »
Rogue Never.

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« Reply #26595 on: November 28, 2016, 10:06:39 AM »
Rewatched the Gremlins movies last night. I watch the first pretty much every Christmas, but I hadn't seen The New Batch basically since I was a kid. This was a mistake. I don't know if this is a controversial opinion, but I think Gremlins 2 is the better of the two. It's pure, manic, unrestrained creativity. Maybe the best practical effects ever seen in a film.

I fucking love how little it gives a shit about its own lore. Weird meta humor all over the place, it's like an insane parody of the first film. Joe Dante just did not give a fuck and had the most fun possible with this movie. So good.
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« Reply #26596 on: November 28, 2016, 11:49:58 AM »

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« Reply #26597 on: November 28, 2016, 12:07:18 PM »

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« Reply #26599 on: November 28, 2016, 04:21:08 PM »
:dunno

Darjeeling Limited: Coming to grips with death
Royal Tenenbaums: Reconnecting with your family
Moonrise Kingdom: Love story + coming of age story
Grand Budapest: Murder mystery adventure

Sure his stuff all deals with similar themes but directors usually have a hallmark. Anderson is no Woody Allen in this regard.

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« Reply #26600 on: November 28, 2016, 04:37:10 PM »
Hmm, I was going to say you can expect a happy ending, but Budapest proved that's not true. Other than his actual cinematographic style and dialog I'm not sure you know "what to expect."

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« Reply #26601 on: November 28, 2016, 05:25:51 PM »
Fantastic Mr. Fox and Life Aquatic were p good, but Wes Anderson is just generally not a director I get excited for. :yeshrug
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« Reply #26602 on: November 28, 2016, 05:41:41 PM »
As a white educated 30 something hipster I feel obligated to come to Wes Anderson's defense with qualifications but I don't really have the energey so I'll just say the suicide scene in Royal Tenenbaums is p sad and what the fuck happened to Gwyneth Paltrow after that movie jesus.
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« Reply #26603 on: November 28, 2016, 07:40:14 PM »
Never seen a Wes Anderson movie
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« Reply #26604 on: November 28, 2016, 07:41:13 PM »
Gremlins 2 is fucking amazing. One of the best sequels out there.

It relished in going off the rails. I can't get anyone to watch it with me.


Wife and I went to see Doctor Strange last night. It was a movie.
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« Reply #26605 on: November 28, 2016, 07:56:31 PM »
Never seen a Wes Anderson movie
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« Reply #26606 on: November 28, 2016, 09:00:35 PM »
I've never seen one either.  I'm like the Eminem of movie watching. 
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« Reply #26607 on: November 28, 2016, 10:51:59 PM »
Always wanted to watch Gremlins 2 but never got around to it. Maybe I will now.

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« Reply #26608 on: November 29, 2016, 03:05:33 AM »
spoilers for Gremlins 2, but they get the late 80's fashion so right, so do watch.



Gosh dang I love that movie. If only studios would give gigantic amounts of money alongside complete creative control more often.

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« Reply #26609 on: November 29, 2016, 03:21:06 AM »
If only studios would give gigantic amounts of money alongside complete creative control more often.

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« Reply #26610 on: November 29, 2016, 03:34:26 AM »
Noted.

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« Reply #26611 on: November 29, 2016, 06:43:43 AM »


 :lol

i noticed this back when he was a lowly video game soundtrack producer, the first medal of honor/call of duty games have basically the same score beats (which are mostly ripped off of Saving Private Ryan)

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« Reply #26612 on: November 29, 2016, 11:51:17 AM »
spoilers for Gremlins 2, but they get the late 80's fashion so right, so do watch.



Gosh dang I love that movie. If only studios would give gigantic amounts of money alongside complete creative control more often.

Was waiting for someone to post that once people started talking about G2.  One of my favorite K&P skits.

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« Reply #26613 on: November 29, 2016, 01:23:04 PM »
Yeah RLM pointed that out. I didn't hear it in the theater but I kinda see it now.

Same dude is also doing Rogue One and Spidey's scores.

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« Reply #26615 on: December 01, 2016, 12:34:02 PM »





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« Reply #26616 on: December 01, 2016, 01:13:41 PM »
Directed by a writer/producer behind a bunch of awful bid-budget movies, written by a guy who's written a few previous Tom Cruise movies and one of the guys that wrote Prometheus. :donot

And it's pretty much a given that this one's gonna be all dark and super serious, unlike the goofy fun of 1999's The Mummy. :donot :donot
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« Reply #26617 on: December 01, 2016, 01:25:57 PM »
Does anyone want a super serious Mummy movie?
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give me The Rock in a semi-light action horror remake with some laughs, not this grim dark shit.
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« Reply #26618 on: December 01, 2016, 01:40:39 PM »
Rock was already in a light hearted mummy movie - and I liked it. 
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« Reply #26619 on: December 01, 2016, 03:39:59 PM »
The Wolfman with Benicio Del Toro was kind of a mess, but you could clearly see the great movie under the dreck, and sometimes it would even fully be that movie in brief spurts. I'd happily plunk down for a "studio fuckery removed" version of it.

But that lost money, so lets overbudget this shit again, get Tom Cruise, and make it PG-13, it'll work out better this time, right?

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« Reply #26620 on: December 04, 2016, 12:09:29 AM »
The Rock is (back?) on Netflix.  I'd never seen it before so watched it tonight.  It was OK, I guess.

But one thing just made me start laughing- the effeminate hair stylist who cuts Sean Connery's hair looks just like Evilore:lol


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« Reply #26621 on: December 04, 2016, 02:00:56 AM »
Directed by a writer/producer behind a bunch of awful bid-budget movies, written by a guy who's written a few previous Tom Cruise movies and one of the guys that wrote Prometheus. :donot

And it's pretty much a given that this one's gonna be all dark and super serious, unlike the goofy fun of 1999's The Mummy. :donot :donot

Back when Brendan Fraser was a going commodity, I remember thinking that The Mummy would be followed by The Vampire, The Wolfman, The Reanimated Monster... It seemed like he'd be the perfect opportunity for Universal to take their "Classic Monsters" franchise and incorporate them as foils against Fraser's version of Indiana Jones.

And then some idiot exec shot their wad with the Van Helsing trainwreck.

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« Reply #26622 on: December 04, 2016, 06:54:44 PM »


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« Reply #26623 on: December 04, 2016, 11:30:31 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.

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« Reply #26624 on: December 04, 2016, 11:43:02 PM »


Full Trailer


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« Reply #26625 on: December 04, 2016, 11:45:37 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.

>teaser

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« Reply #26626 on: December 04, 2016, 11:46:22 PM »
>reading

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« Reply #26628 on: December 05, 2016, 12:08:27 AM »
I dunno the action in that looked pretty nice. Not gonna write if off quite yet (I also legit loved The Mummy and The Mummy Returns.)

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« Reply #26629 on: December 05, 2016, 12:15:27 AM »
(looks up info...)

directed by, Alex Kurtzman. Man... oh well.

(checks info further to see if he or Orci was the truther)

okay, there's some hope left. I do like Sofia Boutella, I hope to see her in a film someday where she's a regular human person of some sort.

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« Reply #26630 on: December 06, 2016, 01:02:43 PM »


Kinda warming up to this, it's neat seeing a traditional mystic kung fu man in the mystic lightsaber dancer universe

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« Reply #26631 on: December 06, 2016, 01:42:13 PM »
Mm... I feel like I've seen the whole movie now. I hate when trailers do that.


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« Reply #26632 on: December 06, 2016, 04:07:10 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.
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+Cubi Studios What the fuck? No shit. Can't believe so many idiots +1'd your comments. Only people like you, who had been hiding under the rock this whole time, don't know who the Guardians of the Galaxy are. THEY HAD BEEN POPULAR SINCE A LONG TIME AGO, you dumb shit. They were so popular that MCU made a movie with them. Like I said, the duo had been iconic for a very long time already. Now fuck off, you're probably one of those uncool kids at school who doesn't read any Marvel comics.

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Now fuck off, you're probably one of those uncool kids at school who doesn't read any Marvel comics.

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« Reply #26634 on: December 07, 2016, 08:32:16 AM »
Ethering yourself through youtube comments, double dip fail

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« Reply #26635 on: December 07, 2016, 02:58:37 PM »


Finally, a real blockbuster is coming again

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« Reply #26636 on: December 07, 2016, 09:00:20 PM »
what the fuck is this movie about? That was a trailer full of nothing but quips, like something out of after credits bonus scenes.
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+Cubi Studios What the fuck? No shit. Can't believe so many idiots +1'd your comments. Only people like you, who had been hiding under the rock this whole time, don't know who the Guardians of the Galaxy are. THEY HAD BEEN POPULAR SINCE A LONG TIME AGO, you dumb shit. They were so popular that MCU made a movie with them. Like I said, the duo had been iconic for a very long time already. Now fuck off, you're probably one of those uncool kids at school who doesn't read any Marvel comics.

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« Reply #26637 on: December 07, 2016, 09:23:38 PM »


Finally, a real blockbuster is coming again

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« Reply #26639 on: December 07, 2016, 09:34:48 PM »


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