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« Reply #26641 on: December 08, 2016, 03:42:52 AM »
I finally watched Fatal Attraction which my gf has been telling me to watch forever.

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Also finished a rewatch of the 4 Mad Max films. Twas good. 4>2>1>3

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« Reply #26642 on: December 08, 2016, 10:00:49 PM »
Your Mad Max film order is acceptable, but missing the required number of > symbols.
4>2>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

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« Reply #26643 on: December 08, 2016, 10:09:45 PM »
Well, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for picking Road Warrior over Fury Road.
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« Reply #26644 on: December 08, 2016, 10:10:10 PM »
Yeah! And Thunderdome isn't even all that BAD, until the kids show up. I didn't need Tina Turner just like we don't need another hero, but she isn't inherently horrible. The Aviator's return was welcome. Burning Man Bartertown had tremendous potential. But the late-'80s compulsion to include children or cute stuff was just abysmal.

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« Reply #26645 on: December 08, 2016, 10:27:43 PM »
Thunderdome had some really good parts and some really bad parts. It was pretty obvious that George Miller didn't put his whole heart into it like he did with Road Warrior and Fury Road [and it's understandable why, his close friend and producing partner Byron Kennedy died right as they were getting started with production].
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« Reply #26646 on: December 08, 2016, 11:47:25 PM »
Thunderdome had some really good parts and some really bad parts. It was pretty obvious that George Miller didn't put his whole heart into it like he did with Road Warrior and Fury Road [and it's understandable why, his close friend and producing partner Byron Kennedy died right as they were getting started with production].

That'd be horrible, true. I also think that the Hollywood Machine was bearing down on Miller hard, after The Road Warrior had been such an unexpected and runaway success.

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« Reply #26647 on: December 09, 2016, 10:16:14 AM »
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« Reply #26648 on: December 09, 2016, 11:18:34 AM »
Can't wait to see marvel use the talents of Keaton to produce another zzz villain. :doge
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« Reply #26651 on: December 09, 2016, 02:33:55 PM »
(Much better) international trailer:

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« Reply #26652 on: December 09, 2016, 03:09:49 PM »

This looks like hot garbage, as I expected

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« Reply #26653 on: December 09, 2016, 05:06:21 PM »
I liked it back in the mid-80's, but I find Mad Max (the original) to be too slow. Even the climax isn't enough of a payoff.

Thunderdome is kind of the opposite. Where it starts off really strong and slowly loses it's way. The climax was cool though.


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« Reply #26654 on: December 09, 2016, 05:17:32 PM »
Watched The Truman Show which I had never seen. It's a terrific, visionary idea, so good in fact it carries the movie through easily. But I felt a bit unsatisfied throughout. I get the point of having all those shots with extreme vignettes or button cam effect but Weir went reallyyyyyyyy overboard with it. Same with all the reaction shots of the audience, unnecessary and distracting from the focus of the story. The structure / editing is really weird too and I found the overall pace to be sort of flat. In the end, I felt it never did the most of the "fake world" premise or with the secondary characters (his wife and friend) to instead switch gear to the Ed Harris character. Not a big fan of the cinematography either and a couple of SFX contribute to making it a bit dated.

Carrey is excellent and there's some great situations and ideas, so still a decent watch.
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« Reply #26655 on: December 09, 2016, 06:36:04 PM »

This looks like hot garbage, as I expected

You look like hot garbage cause your mom was a tire fire.

Dandy, no! Don't go from 1-to-11 immediately! There's no need for ad mominem attacks.

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« Reply #26656 on: December 09, 2016, 10:35:52 PM »
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« Reply #26657 on: December 11, 2016, 06:24:05 AM »
the very fine, even distinctively French nature 'documentary' Seasons has a point to make, but fitting for a film that's all about capturing animals in their habitat, it does so organically. Documentary is in quotes because its not exactly on the up and up. There are some special effects artists and actors listed in the credits. Some environments are clearly staged for the benefit of capturing (admittedly terrific) animal footage. So it doesn't quite pass the sniff test as a standard sort of surreptitiously captured footage nature documentary, but so what? What is here is hugely valuable and entertaining, there's footage of wildlife so intimate and genuinely delightful that I simply didn't care that about what was and what wasn't a setup. In fact, its even essential to the whole point of the thing that the animals have to be seen in certain situations. What makes Seasons so entertaining, and even affecting, is that its narrative is driven by the action on screen, and that it has a narrative at all really. There's some slightly discursive and philisophical narration that pops in on occasion, but its wider point about enviromental degredation over time is made more potent by the words left unsaid and the visuals that say them quite loudly.

I like the films that Laika makes, but Coraline aside (Paranorman was almost as good tho) I haven't loved any of their other films. Their technical virtuosity doesn't always match the ambition of their storytelling. Kubo and the Two Strings is their most technically advanced film yet, but also has the simplest story. Its sort of a standard issue fantasy adventure (boy goes on quest, magic shit happens along the way). Its certainly not any sort of cynical play for greater mainstream success, but it does feel a bit more rote, despite its relatively unique setting. Still worth seeing if only to drink in its extraordinarily high level of craftsmanship, but I wish that wasn't its by far strongest virtue.


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« Reply #26658 on: December 11, 2016, 05:03:35 PM »

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« Reply #26660 on: December 11, 2016, 05:53:04 PM »
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« Reply #26661 on: December 11, 2016, 05:55:18 PM »
:lol god I love this series. 
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« Reply #26662 on: December 11, 2016, 06:01:35 PM »
:lol god I love this series. 

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« Reply #26663 on: December 11, 2016, 07:12:19 PM »
:lol god I love this series. 

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« Reply #26664 on: December 11, 2016, 07:27:40 PM »
I agree. I love NMBC, but Corpse Bride just did not work for me. A couple months ago, iTunes had Coraline on sale, so I bagged it. Haven't watched it yet. Then Kubo comes out, and a week later there's a bundle of all four Laika's films (Kubo, Paranorman, Coraline, Box Trolls) for a discount price which doesn't save me money because I already own Coraline. I'm not sure what I'm complaining about.

Sad to hear Kubo is a by-the-numbers story.

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« Reply #26665 on: December 11, 2016, 09:03:36 PM »
Paranorman is still their best work
It's definitely the best story out of them. As much as I love NMBC, it's for the visuals and music. I don't like its core message: It can be harmful to look past your limitations, so just do what you're good at.

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« Reply #26666 on: December 11, 2016, 10:19:41 PM »
mostly rehash but some villains


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« Reply #26667 on: December 12, 2016, 12:03:48 AM »

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« Reply #26669 on: December 12, 2016, 06:56:59 PM »
If they didn't want a 3 month movie delay they shouldn't have lost WW2. 
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« Reply #26670 on: December 12, 2016, 07:58:41 PM »
White people Hollywood are doing a Train to Busan remake  :goty2

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« Reply #26671 on: December 12, 2016, 09:18:32 PM »
If they didn't want a 3 month movie delay they shouldn't have lost WW2.

I'm sending Sushi Girl a strap-on with my name on the peg.

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« Reply #26672 on: December 13, 2016, 02:56:18 AM »
Paranorman has the best damn messsage of any kids movie, heck of most films in general, and makes it in a great way. 'Its never okay to hurt people, even if they hurt you. Revenge is a poison to yourself'. That kinda thing. Sure beats the hell out of 'Just believe in yourself', or that 'friendship and family is the true treasure'. Or any pablum like that.

Speaking of poor messaging, Warren Beatty has brought us a muddled, compromised and/or heavily edited (hey, lets get Ed Harris, and give him four lines of dialog) movie about Howard Hughes that has a parallel and deeply unsatisfying youth love story that's shoehorned in. Rules Don't Apply can't seem to tell a consistent story, or have consistent characters (although, to be fair, the main dude is Howard Hughes-level crazy), but it is an intermittently amusing and sorta zany comedy about a capriciously run business empire. Beatty himself is the highlight, even as he's directing himself most often in Streisand-flattering or obfuscating lighting, its a compelling character to play and he's clearly relishing it. if I hadn't seen Alden Ehrenreich just a few month back in a entirely different 1950's era retro showbiz pastiche (man, what are the odds) I would have assumed he was just a crappy actor, but he was good enough in Hail, Ceasar! to make me wonder just what the hell happened with this movie. Its a mess, but at least its sometimes an interesting one.

Awesome director Kim Jee-Won made another film with the increasingly versatile Song Kang Ho. Hells yeah. The Age of Shadows is a gripping, dense, knotty, and mostly excellent espionage thriller. Its got all that fun spy movie stuff, but it also ends up being a much better platform for its lead's performances than its early going suggests. But first, before the inner turmoil and well defined protagonists, there's all that Le Resistance stuff, and for a plot heavy film such as this being able to cleverly zig and zag and navigate its many double, quadruple, and even perhaps quintuple crosses and still keep things legible is key, and its done well here. 2016 has been a great year for Korean cinema and here's another reason as to that.


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« Reply #26673 on: December 13, 2016, 09:50:59 AM »
If they didn't want a 3 month movie delay they shouldn't have lost WW2. 

Ya, but they're getting it in 4D. Worth the wait for the Master Race Edition of Dr. Strange imo.
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« Reply #26674 on: December 13, 2016, 10:22:32 AM »
4D just happens naturally when watching 3D and you squint so ...

 
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« Reply #26675 on: December 13, 2016, 02:12:13 PM »
Creed

Didn't like this as much as Balboa, Creeds son is kinda unlikable along with his waifu.

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Kickboxer Vengeance.

This movie completely blew me away by how good it was, I expected network TV funded/produced gobshite but I was mistaken.

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My roommate came into my room and was like what are you watching, I'm like this new Kickboxer movie, he said it sucks by virtue of not having the dance scene.

Lol it did have the main actor do an interpretation of that dance at the ending credits.  :rejoice :lawd
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« Reply #26676 on: December 13, 2016, 02:23:47 PM »
Finally watched Civil War while I was sick. Despite the annoying "THIS IS A MARVEL MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING A MARVEL MOVIE" it was pretty good. Those guys can can actually shoot a fast moving action sequence that is coherent. Spiderman's inclusion was  :-\ but Black Panther was p cool

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« Reply #26677 on: December 13, 2016, 03:31:59 PM »
What I really appreciate about Civil War is that yeah, it's sort of an Avengers movie for most of it (with all the good and bad that entails), but for the climax it's just a three-way brawl, and it feels really raw and gritty. Taking out Ironman's pew-pews and Cap's shield, it basically reminded me of Spider-Man 1's climax in a good way. Amazing what you can do with some emotional stakes and great choreography.

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« Reply #26678 on: December 13, 2016, 04:24:52 PM »
It also helped that in Civil War the stakes were "the Avengers team is tearing itself apart and they might end up killing each other" versus "some bad guy or whatever is gonna blow up New York again yawn."

It's basically the Kramer vs. Kramer of super hero movies.
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« Reply #26679 on: December 13, 2016, 04:43:17 PM »
My favourite part of CW is that they lost. 
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« Reply #26680 on: December 13, 2016, 08:50:44 PM »
It also helped that in Civil War the stakes were "the Avengers team is tearing itself apart and they might end up killing each other" versus "some bad guy or whatever is gonna blow up New York again yawn."

It's basically the Kramer vs. Kramer of super hero movies.

I definitely appreciated that the climax wasn't Horde Mode again.

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« Reply #26681 on: December 15, 2016, 02:07:04 PM »


man, I love Nicolas Cage.

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« Reply #26682 on: December 15, 2016, 02:20:04 PM »
When's Man U gonna get a movie?
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« Reply #26683 on: December 15, 2016, 06:54:00 PM »
White people Hollywood are doing a Train to Busan remake  :goty2
wut. that's stupid, train to busan just came out and was great as is.

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« Reply #26684 on: December 15, 2016, 06:58:34 PM »
wut. that's stupid, train to busan just came out and was great as is.

At this point, I think we would have all come to terms that it doesn't factor at all in those decisions.
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« Reply #26685 on: December 15, 2016, 07:34:01 PM »
Films need to be updated for changing times.

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« Reply #26686 on: December 16, 2016, 02:37:38 AM »
wut. that's stupid, train to busan just came out and was great as is.

At this point, I think we would have all come to terms that it doesn't factor at all in those decisions.

Yeah, no kidding. I remember when J-horror stuff was being remade. They even re-made Juon/The Grudge IN JAPAN, but with two caucasian leads.

Cacs gon' cac.

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« Reply #26687 on: December 16, 2016, 06:41:29 AM »
Has anyone else seen the documentary on Superman Lives that interviews Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, etc. about the Nicolas Cage version?

I swear, when Jon Peters gets going he almost has me totally convinced about his absurd Superman vision actually making sense. I can see how he rose from Streisand's hairdresser to major movie producer.

EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_%22Superman_Lives%22:_What_Happened%3F

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« Reply #26688 on: December 16, 2016, 10:03:28 AM »
I did. The entire time I was thinking Kevin Smith didn't exaggerate at all when describing the dude in that classic youtube video

:lol I had the exact same reaction.

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« Reply #26689 on: December 16, 2016, 10:04:03 AM »
The Ring remake was pretty great, though.
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« Reply #26690 on: December 16, 2016, 04:13:56 PM »
Tis true, but just like The Lego Movie beating the odds and not sucking, it shall begat a great misery upon its path.

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« Reply #26691 on: December 16, 2016, 04:43:49 PM »
my favorite part is when he takes a phone call, and they just leave it all in while the interviewer guy sits there drinking water awkwardly

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« Reply #26692 on: December 18, 2016, 03:03:06 PM »
Your Mad Max film order is acceptable, but missing the required number of > symbols.
4>2>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

3 was enjoyable as a pure popcorn sequel that comes after the creators got fat. Definitely more enjoyable to rewatch than 1 which did get a bit too slow in parts.

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« Reply #26693 on: December 18, 2016, 05:52:54 PM »
I think 3 has a decent enough first act but the whole horror circus (?) thing going on is a good summation of the movie : artificial, over the top and inoffensive
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« Reply #26694 on: December 18, 2016, 06:16:56 PM »
Thunderdome: I ended up re-watching it over the weekend. It wasn't as bad as I remembered. Yeah, it's popcorn.

There's something about Max is a former father that I hadn't really understood when I saw it the first time as an 18-year-old. The kids stuff is still pretty cheesy, but I contextually understand more of why Max would risk his own life to save them.

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« Reply #26695 on: December 18, 2016, 09:07:55 PM »
Solace, which is a real movie that I didn't just make up, nor a cutaway gag from 30 Rock that got expanded into a feature film, carries on the tradition of self-serious yet still silly thrillers about serial killers and their inscrutable ways. Anthony Hopkins plays a genius doctor who is also a psychic and helps the FBI catch a different psychic (Colin Farrell, barely suppressing his Irish accent) who is a serial killer. Yes, really. It confuses labored with clever, but at least you can see the effort being expended. The script is working overtime to thrill and surprise (of which its sometimes halfway successful), the direction is constantly busy but to no great effect (Tony Scott lite), and the cast is mostly fine, including a not entirely sedate Hopkins as the star. Its not quite grade A cheese, but I do enjoy a bit of Velveeta that thinks itself Brie, and my pants would be igniting would I tell you that I didn't love the sight of the somehow still widely respected Sir Anthony Hopkins pinching orchid stems and scrunching his face like a drowsy kitten.

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« Reply #26696 on: December 18, 2016, 09:24:18 PM »
Solace, which is a real movie that I didn't just make up, nor a cutaway gag from 30 Rock that got expanded into a feature film, carries on the tradition of self-serious yet still silly thrillers about serial killers and their inscrutable ways. Anthony Hopkins plays a genius doctor who is also a psychic and helps the FBI catch a different psychic (Colin Farrell, barely suppressing his Irish accent) who is a serial killer. Yes, really. It confuses labored with clever, but at least you can see the effort being expended. The script is working overtime to thrill and surprise (of which its sometimes halfway successful), the direction is constantly busy but to no great effect (Tony Scott lite), and the cast is mostly fine, including a not entirely sedate Hopkins as the star. Its not quite grade A cheese, but I enjoy a bit of Velveeta that thinks itself Brie, and my pants would be igniting would I tell you that I didn't love the sight of the somehow still widely respected Sir Anthony Hopkins pinching orchid stems and scrunching his face like a drowsy kitten.

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Yeah, I thought similarly WTF thoughts on reading the description of that movie. It's got 17% on Rottentomatoes, and apparently has been shoved around other territories under other titles for quite some time. Thanks for taking the hit for the rest of us.

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« Reply #26697 on: December 18, 2016, 09:25:55 PM »
Solace was originally planned as a sequel to Se7en, so you might be able to see how things got messy in the intervening 20 years of production hell.

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« Reply #26698 on: December 18, 2016, 09:38:08 PM »
Solace was originally planned as a sequel to Se7en, so you might be able to see how things got messy in the intervening 20 years of production hell.
ELL OH ELL. How the hell do you go from Se7en to "psychic buddy police procedural where bad guy is also psychic"? That is a special kind of production and rewrite hell.

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« Reply #26699 on: December 18, 2016, 09:48:13 PM »
Oddly enough the psychic thing was always there, Hopkins was originally supposed to be Morgan Freeman's character. :lol

Edit- Apparently in its original-original draft, it was unrelated to Se7en, but the studio forced rewrites to connect it to that. :lol Then they changed it back to a standalone thing after a good stint in development hell.