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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #26760 on: December 27, 2016, 05:10:21 PM »
Alright, so watched Rogue One - Which I liked for 2/3rds and Donnie Yen was so good, but the big action setpiece in the final 1/3rd fell pretty flat for me because I wasn't really invested in any of the characters.  In the end was good, just not great.  Glad I saw it though.  Also the writing for all the speeches was really bad.  There's like a Patton type marching speech Felicity Jones breaks into on a ship that is like  :doge

Then I watched The Revenant finally.  Gorgeous survival movie.  Tom Hardy mumbling can't understand half his words, eyes darting everywhere was super super good acting.  I enjoyed it until the final 20-25 minutes where it literally got stupid and turned into Scryed the anime.  Spoilers:

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Ok, so the entire movie they show what an amazing tracker survival guy Leo is.  Then he gets back and he teams up with captain guy whose surprisingly a really decent dude and Leo goes, "Hardy's character is on the run, he's scared, it's his weakness" so now it's 2 vs 1, with ultimate tracker Leo on the offense, with Hardy's character scared and running...I mean Hardy's character should not even have a chance and should be hunted down like a dog based on the logic of the movie until that point.  Yet he gets the drop on them twice, Leo does this big plan with a fake body and still blows the total easy opening, they play hide and seek shooting in the forest and then they both drop their guns and knife fight to the death.

.......that was incredibly stupid just for the sake of DRAMA.  Eh, I get pet peeved about stuff that throws all established plot logic aside for dramatic moments, so that sorta took away from it for me.  I was rolling my eyes a bit at the end.  Like Rogue One was still good, but didn't think it was great outside Hardy's acting and the gorgeous cinematography.
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Gonna see La La Land tonight.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #26761 on: December 27, 2016, 06:41:37 PM »
hollywood circlejerk la la land was aight

Gonna be sad when it sweeps the Oscars over moonlight

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« Reply #26762 on: December 27, 2016, 08:03:31 PM »
Men in Black 3 by B.Sonnenfeld
Color me surprised, it was a good film. A little low on the jokes, the action and still rehashing from the first film (some new up to date celebrity cameos to project in the background of the MiB hall...), but it has a real story to tell and even if it falls prey to the usual flaws of sequels tying everything in suffocating canon, the script and pacing is good enough. The villain has a nasty streak which brings some punch and levity. It is surprising and it's touching. The fact that it was a long in the tooth sequel probably worked to its advantage as it trimmed a lot of the baggage that bloated MiB2. Really it's the sequel done right this time, J jumping back in time to save young K (a terrific Brolin) proves to be a much better avenue for character development than the flat love stories and the fill in the blanks amnesia of 2 that barely existed between the "obligatory" gimmicks (while arcing towards pretty much the same point : explore the past, give depth and a sense of bond).
Bit of a pity to not use Emma Thompson ( :mouf ) more but heh, what can you do.

Double-Liked for the shared Emma Thompson fetish.

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« Reply #26763 on: December 28, 2016, 12:35:17 AM »
La La Land was good, but like I didn't realize it was a musical (I never watch trailers for anything, I just knew it was the guy who did Whiplash + Gosling & Stone and I'm very pro on all 3 of those so it was a must see for me), but then it's sorta not and I've never really been into musicals too much, so while I can tell the movie was a subversion of the history of musicals and their tropes, I have very very little background on the subject and so I think most of it flew over my head and was just a mostly entertaining movie with good jazz music and an actor & actress I enjoy.  So thumbs up I guess.  I liked Whiplash more because that movie was so intense, and this isn't really my thing so much but it's still good.

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« Reply #26764 on: December 29, 2016, 03:51:25 AM »
The Accountant is a pretty good, very stupid movie. But its one of my favored types of dumb, the kind that commits fully to all its outlandish ideas without betraying how gol-derned dunderheaded it all is, but none of that matters if the movie is fun to watch, and this one is. I suppose its in some ways a good thing, we've got cinematic representation of the autistic that in its own way, celebrates the abilities (big question mark) of people who are non-standard in many ways. But like its less outwardly respectable but more fun fore bearer Chocolate, it uses autism more as an explanation for its heroes extraordinary ass-kicking abilities and character development rather than bother to actually explore much of anything about it condition it depicts. But all the same, at least its a better example than these sorts of things usually get in mainstream media.

Much better though was the unusually precise character portrait The Edge of Seventeen, which details a tumultuous time in a person's life where even very mundane things can seem like world-shattering events. What's really great about this film is that it allows its protagonist to be kind of a jerk, she's self-absorbed and neurotic to the point of near toxicity, but she's also aware of these things herself, and her ping-ponging emotional state that she's constantly self-narrating while conversing (more like talking at, really) makes her a tremendously relatable and even likable character, even as she acts in ways that aren't so eminently affable. Its a humane film about sometimes inhumane people, its consistently very funny and feels truer about its sort of specific kind of experience. Hey, I was never a teenage girl, but this very good film effectively put me in the headspace of one, confined within a morass of conflicting personas, desires, and paths to take. No wonder she's such a mess.

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« Reply #26765 on: December 29, 2016, 04:13:31 AM »
The last king of Scotland

Whitaker is excellent, obviously.
Otherwise... I always have a level of uneasiness with those not-quite historical flicks. I understand why you generally need to condense and tidy up thing in a form conductive to a script but despite the mission statement to stay true of the spirit of the real horrors surrounding Amin Dada, the very last stretch of the film does end up being a tad crass and trying to insert itself with the subtlety of a crowbar into the Entebbe episode.

Overall though the biggest problem is a rather hazy structure, a common occurence in movies trying to encompass such a long period of time (You would never guess 5 years are supposed to have passed). It hurts both the portrait of Amin Dada (mostly reduced to act in private) and the personal journey of the protagonist who seems to have been basically vowed by a speech, a few parties and a couple of lectures without any insights on his (supposedly) strong beliefs in the regime's benevolence at one point of the story. All characters except for the dictator ended up being a bit lifeless (the two love stories in particular), puppets disposed to fill in the gaps between each of Whitaker's scene.
The thing I found strangest about this (haven't seen it since it came out and only just now looking it up realized that the Doctor is Professor X and that the timeline fits datewise with the new X-Men one) was that a more straight movie about Amin would have had enough nonsense in it. The "viewpoint" character isn't even used as one!

The Rise and Fall of Idi Amin despite being amazing in so many "how did this get made" ways (like the entire film being redubbed even though it was shot in English, scenes that end abruptly, the fact that it was probably partially a money laundering scheme for international criminals, etc.) at least didn't have to change the facts around and introduce fake characters.

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« Reply #26766 on: December 29, 2016, 02:18:40 PM »
Did anyone see Assassin's Creed?

It was pretty bad. Maybe getting a director who directs art movies was a bad choice for a movie about dudes jumping around and killing people. The movie takes itself to a fault in storytelling, scene direction, and acting to the point that it becomes too much to handle. AC has a cool sci fi premise that under scrutiny is dumb, but the key is too never highlight that. Hide it through levity or something. The movie has no levity and is so serious that you get millions of shots of people looking intense while talking about curing violence. It's just dumb and the movie doesn't know it.

To be fair, that era of AC game storytelling (Masyaf, the Crusades) was also bereft of anything resembling humor.

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« Reply #26767 on: December 29, 2016, 03:55:41 PM »
People were saying before it's release that Assassin's Creed was going to end up being the first good video game movie. :neogaf

And it turns out that it's not even as good as the Prince of Persia movie. :neogaf :neogaf
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« Reply #26768 on: December 29, 2016, 04:05:22 PM »
whoa.

So word is that Fox will have four R-rated tentpoles for 2017. Logan, Alien: Covenant, Kingsmen 2, and War for the Planet of the Apes. That doesn't quite seem as necessary, but okay, cool man.

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« Reply #26769 on: December 29, 2016, 04:06:17 PM »
Still waiting for 4 x-rated tentpoles. 
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« Reply #26770 on: December 29, 2016, 04:17:22 PM »
whoa.

So word is that Fox will have four R-rated tentpoles for 2017. Logan, Alien: Covenant, Kingsmen 2, and War for the Planet of the Apes. That doesn't quite seem as necessary, but okay, cool man.

I'm okay with this.
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« Reply #26771 on: December 29, 2016, 04:39:30 PM »
whoa.

So word is that Fox will have four R-rated tentpoles for 2017. Logan, Alien: Covenant, Kingsmen 2, and War for the Planet of the Apes. That doesn't quite seem as necessary, but okay, cool man.

hmm, all rated R? Four movies I've just upgraded from hesitatingly-optimistic to cautiously-optimistic. At least there's a chance they'll just suck on their own terms.
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« Reply #26772 on: December 29, 2016, 06:02:34 PM »
Still waiting for 4 x-rated tentpoles. 

Showgirls 2, War for the Last Tango in Paris, Deeper Throat: 2Deep4Me, Emmanuelle: Covenant.
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« Reply #26773 on: December 29, 2016, 06:06:44 PM »
I'd watch Emmanuelle: Covenant
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« Reply #26775 on: December 29, 2016, 11:46:58 PM »
Debbie does lv 426

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« Reply #26776 on: December 30, 2016, 03:51:15 AM »
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak is kinda the Prometheus of Emmanuelle :yeshrug

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« Reply #26777 on: December 30, 2016, 03:54:26 AM »
I never cared enough to look into it, but maybe this is a good opportunity to ask, but is the whole 'freedom fries' a legit thing that happened? I cant imagine anyone getting so salty over France.

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« Reply #26778 on: December 30, 2016, 10:41:14 AM »
I never cared enough to look into it, but maybe this is a good opportunity to ask, but is the whole 'freedom fries' a legit thing that happened? I cant imagine anyone getting so salty over France.

It definitely did happen.
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« Reply #26779 on: December 30, 2016, 10:53:03 AM »
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« Reply #26780 on: December 30, 2016, 01:53:33 PM »
I rented Perils of Gwendoline on VHS once and I remember it being not what I expected. :lol
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« Reply #26781 on: December 30, 2016, 06:06:27 PM »
I watched Krampus the other night. Liked it pretty well overall. The beginning is a bit slow but when the shit starts hitting the fan it gets really fun. The weird jack in the box snack creature was genuinely one of the creepiest things I'd seen in awhile. And the design work on Krampus was super cool.
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« Reply #26782 on: December 30, 2016, 06:13:13 PM »
ya'll think it's 5 yo friendly? keep in mind this kid enjoys stuff like gremlins and temple of doom, he's not adverse to gross & scary. the only stuff that really bothers him is people being emotionally hurt (bullying, kids crying, stuff like that)... dudes being ripped apart by zombies a la dead alive is a-ok. :yeshrug
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« Reply #26783 on: December 30, 2016, 06:39:52 PM »
phew, need some good dad representation in the films i procure. too many pixar/disney deadbeat dads.  :doge
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« Reply #26784 on: December 30, 2016, 07:01:15 PM »
I certainly wouldn't let an under-8 kid see it but if that's your prerogative whatevs. :yeshrug

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« Reply #26785 on: December 30, 2016, 09:06:34 PM »
Really impressed with this Hellraiser: Scarlet Box Set, Arrow is quickly becoming one of my favorite Blu-Ray companies. The box itself is super seksay and sturdy, without being some awkward thing that doesn't fit on your shelf. The movies look and sound great, and have some nice special features. I watched Hellraiser this afternoon along with the first half of Leviathan: The Making of Hellraiser and Hellbound: Hellraiser II, a kickstarted documentary from a few years back. It's got a lot of fun anecdotes from the people involved in the movies (unfortunately not Clive Barker tho, who pulled out because of medical problems). One tidbit in particular that I thought was interesting was a story about the "Birth of Frank" scene. When I was watching the movie, I thought "this is cool scene, it has really nice effects" and then they mentioned it the doc that it wasn't in the original cut of the movie but the American producers (New World Pictures, Roger Corman's outfit) were so impressed by the early cut of the movie that they wanted to throw some more money at it, and one of the things they specifically asked for was a scene showing where Frank came from. In the original cut it just went from Larry bleeding on the floor to Julia coming up to the attic and finding Frank there. The stop-motion animation and puppetry of Frank's body reconstituting itself and then pulling itself off the floor was pretty cool, so good call there.

I also liked the effects guys talking about how the best source of cheap latex (which they went through a lot of on set) was condoms, so they had to go down to the drugstore and buy a bunch of boxes of condoms and KY jelly (for the drippy gore effects).  :lol
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« Reply #26786 on: December 30, 2016, 09:08:44 PM »
I certainly wouldn't let an under-8 kid see it but if that's your prerogative whatevs. :yeshrug
What's the concern? Not arguing your perspective, just wondering what specifically give you pause... you can spoiler shit if it's specific scenes idgaf
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« Reply #26787 on: December 30, 2016, 09:15:01 PM »
I certainly wouldn't let an under-8 kid see it but if that's your prerogative whatevs. :yeshrug
What's the concern? Not arguing your perspective, just wondering what specifically give you pause... you can spoiler shit if it's specific scenes idgaf

Just some scary elements and occasional blood/gore. I dunno, maybe I'm just a pansy.

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« Reply #26788 on: December 30, 2016, 09:19:02 PM »
Gunna watch The Shining tonight for the first time for NYE~
Been kinda obsessed with Nicholson lately, and it's about damn time I watch this.

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« Reply #26789 on: January 01, 2017, 06:07:14 PM »
Muppets take Manhattan Heh what can you say ? It's a Muppets movie. Not exactly very deep (Muppets graduate college, go to Broadway, get trounced but Kermit fights to produce their musical) but it's pleasant all around if you're in the mood. Puppetry and what they manage to achieve with it, including in real NYC locations, is fairly amazing.

Habemus Papam (We have a pope in the US) by N.Moretti
A new Pope is elected but there's one problem : he has the epiphany he wasn't up to the job. The Vatican is lulled into a legal loophole as they wait for the Pope to regain his senses...
It's a minor film, which follows in low-key the fleeing pope as he grapples with his anxiety and take some absurd (and ultimately pointless to the overarching theme) turns in its backstory, when one of the most stable institution in human history breaks down unexpectedly. But it's touching and manages to be respectful to the institution while being incredibly biting, thanks mostly to aging legend Michel Piccoli lending his vulnerability to the main role. Black, red, Swiss guards and Vatican locations also can't look bad on screen, so it's a rather pleasing aesthetic experience as well.
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« Reply #26790 on: January 01, 2017, 06:19:42 PM »
Gunna watch The Shining tonight for the first time for NYE~
Been kinda obsessed with Nicholson lately, and it's about damn time I watch this.

Honestly with age I tend to agree with what an acquaintance told me : that the Shining is really a comedy / parody. I never rewatched the whole thing to confirm or deny that but fact is there's some parts hard to take with a straight face (Scatman Crothers's interior decoration, further emphasized in its ridiculousness with a very slow zoom in shot/reverse-shot). At the very least I think there's some truth to the fact the film is taken way too seriously (there's a whole documentary on the crackpot theories and fanwank...), when Kubrick actually indulged quite a bit in satire or dark humour. There's something to be said for the the deadpan delivery of totally over the top visuals or story points.
Doesn't diminish in any way the grandiose direction or the actor's performance.
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« Reply #26791 on: January 01, 2017, 08:36:41 PM »
Gunna watch The Shining tonight for the first time for NYE~
Been kinda obsessed with Nicholson lately, and it's about damn time I watch this.

Honestly with age I tend to agree with what an acquaintance told me : that the Shining is really a comedy / parody. I never rewatched the whole thing to confirm or deny that but fact is there's some parts hard to take with a straight face (Scatman Crothers's interior decoration, further emphasized in its ridiculousness with a very slow zoom in shot/reverse-shot). At the very least I think there's some truth to the fact the film is taken way too seriously (there's a whole documentary on the crackpot theories and fanwank...), when Kubrick actually indulged quite a bit in satire or dark humour. There's something to be said for the the deadpan delivery of totally over the top visuals or story points.
Doesn't diminish in any way the grandiose direction or the actor's performance.

That guy in the fursuit sucking a dude's dick.  :doge
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« Reply #26792 on: January 01, 2017, 08:51:40 PM »
I think a good portion of Nicholsons perform is meant to be humorous. I mean some of the lines basically scream it. "Gonna bash em right. The. fuck. In"

King also writes a lot of self aware humor in his novels. The shining included.

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« Reply #26793 on: January 01, 2017, 08:59:41 PM »
Oh yeah, I watched it finally! Can definitely agree that there is some hilarious satire in there, and I thought it was all awesome. Nicholson's performance of course made the movie what it is, but I thought Shelley's acting was hilarious and bad, but I don't know if it was bad acting, or satire acting. Loved it regardless though.

Nicholson in the food storage was good, and the scene where he sits all frozen up in the labyrinth cracked me up.

I wanna watch more Stanely stuff now. Was suggested Eyes Wide Shut (already seen 2001, but I don't remember much, so will definitely watch it again soon).

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« Reply #26794 on: January 02, 2017, 12:14:27 AM »
Eyes Wide Shut is brilliant. I know a lot of people think it's his weakest movie, and it may be, but man, it's pretty damn haunting. I still get the piano ditty stuck in my head sometimes. And I loved the atmosphere of the city, even though it's clearly a gaudy set (which plays to the movie's strengths IMO.)

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« Reply #26795 on: January 02, 2017, 02:01:34 AM »
La La Land:

This movie is so special in so many ways. A beautiful story told through song, dance, and a lot of heart. It's an honest journey of two souls searching for that motivation to capture their dreams and make them true. It's probably one of the best movies I've seen in my life. The music is beautiful throughout and the performances are just great. Without giving away too much this movie is abusive to the movie goer just like whiplash was, but in an emotional pull that absolutely killed me. If you have a chance to see this movie in the theaters do it's not to be missed.

Warning: bring kleenex I was weeping like a little bitch.

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The missus hated the movie due to the ending. I thought the movie had courage to step out from the social norms and show a brutally honest depiction of life in LA. The movie is not about the romance, but rather the journey of these two to make their dreams come true and that is so special and honest it's refreshing.
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There is a scene that they have in the movie that is purely movie magic and I question how they made it happen because it's all practically done. It's just gorgeous and really showed off how beautiful LA could be, which is something you don't think about when you're there visiting.

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« Reply #26796 on: January 02, 2017, 03:07:19 AM »
Hellraiser 20th Anniversary Edition (as we hit its 30th anniversary). Still groundbreaking in so many ways, but many things stood out on this viewing. It's entirely unclear where the movie is supposed to be set. It was filmed in London, the Cotton home looks like a British home, and Julia and her friends, as well as Kirsty's boyfriend all have British accents. The Cottons all sound very American, and it's never clear why they're there. There are odd shots where Kirsty is wandering around some dock, looking up at cargo cranes; no explanation or context are shown. The sound is absolutely horrible throughout the production.

Also re-watched Nightbreed for the first time since its video release. I never saw this in theaters, and have not felt compelled to revisit it, but my awesome brother-in-law suggested it as a follow-up to Barker's directorial debut of Hellraiser. This movie is an incoherent mess. I read Cabal a ways back and enjoyed it, but can't remember how it ties in, so I'll be re-reading that soon. This movie has an identity crisis: it's supposed to be a horror movie where the monsters are the sympathetic ones, existing in secret alongside humanity. But the monsters are living in the cemetery, digging up corpses and playing with them, eating humans – or each other, or both – so when the Yee Haw Revival crowd shows up in 4X4s and have shotguns, rifles, grenade launchers, flamethrowers, and rockets, it's still kinda hard to root for the sapiophages.

Barker's a good novelist and excellent short story author, but I'm happy he didn't continue directing films.

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« Reply #26797 on: January 02, 2017, 06:24:09 AM »
Watching 2001: A Space Odyssey for the first time now! :piss

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« Reply #26798 on: January 02, 2017, 06:36:03 AM »
Holy shit, this movie is amazing. I can't believe it's from 1968 and has no CGI in it!

Edit: Gonna have to do a lot of research on this movie once I'm done watching.
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« Reply #26799 on: January 02, 2017, 08:28:43 AM »
The VFX work in 2001 is amazing, even Moonraker done 10 years later doesn't best it despite some excellent space station modelling.
It's also a fairly amazing movie that manages both to make incredibly blunt sweeping statements (the whole intro) and have some genuine mystery (it's up to debate why HAL "malfunctions", out of a perverse undertstanding of its mission statement or out of sentience and Darwinist competition with its human masters) and cosmic awe. Kubrick cold gaze is a perfect fit for the story too.
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« Reply #26800 on: January 02, 2017, 08:44:08 AM »
one of the few times i actually like the film more than the novel. especially the followup novels, which mistake the nature and purpose of the monoliths as something that needs a precise explanation a la midiclorians.
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« Reply #26801 on: January 02, 2017, 09:28:46 AM »
Hellraiser 20th Anniversary Edition (as we hit its 30th anniversary). Still groundbreaking in so many ways, but many things stood out on this viewing. It's entirely unclear where the movie is supposed to be set. It was filmed in London, the Cotton home looks like a British home, and Julia and her friends, as well as Kirsty's boyfriend all have British accents. The Cottons all sound very American, and it's never clear why they're there. There are odd shots where Kirsty is wandering around some dock, looking up at cargo cranes; no explanation or context are shown. The sound is absolutely horrible throughout the production.

It was supposed to be British, but the producers wanted them to American it up a little bit for US audiences., so they had to cast yanks in the roles of Larry and Kirsty. The guy that played Larry was the Scorpio Killer in Dirty Harry, so he was basically supposed to be the star power in the film.
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« Reply #26802 on: January 02, 2017, 12:09:28 PM »
Hellraiser 20th Anniversary Edition (as we hit its 30th anniversary). Still groundbreaking in so many ways, but many things stood out on this viewing. It's entirely unclear where the movie is supposed to be set. It was filmed in London, the Cotton home looks like a British home, and Julia and her friends, as well as Kirsty's boyfriend all have British accents. The Cottons all sound very American, and it's never clear why they're there. There are odd shots where Kirsty is wandering around some dock, looking up at cargo cranes; no explanation or context are shown. The sound is absolutely horrible throughout the production.

It was supposed to be British, but the producers wanted them to American it up a little bit for US audiences., so they had to cast yanks in the roles of Larry and Kirsty. The guy that played Larry was the Scorpio Killer in Dirty Harry, so he was basically supposed to be the star power in the film.

Yeah, Andrew Robinson. There was an interview featurette with him in the Anniversary Edition. He's an interesting character who was unfortunately typecast due to his success in the Scorpio role in Dirty Harry. The woman who played Julia is also quite good.

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« Reply #26803 on: January 02, 2017, 12:35:42 PM »
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Barker's a good novelist and excellent short story author, but I'm happy he didn't continue directing films.

He also did Lord of Illusions of which I don't have a lot of memories except it had an interesting premise (A PI interested in the occult cross the path of a stage magician with actual powers from his own experience with a cult) and KNB makeup work but that's pretty much it. The edit released at the time was lackluster and the production was, IIRC, somewhat difficult.

There's a director's cut now, adding 10mn or so, released by Shout! and it seems it is a substantial upgrade for the whole film.
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« Reply #26804 on: January 02, 2017, 01:15:25 PM »
Pre-freakout Tawny Kitaen...

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« Reply #26805 on: January 02, 2017, 01:19:59 PM »
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Barker's a good novelist and excellent short story author, but I'm happy he didn't continue directing films.

He also did Lord of Illusions of which I don't have a lot of memories except it had an interesting premise (A PI interested in the occult cross the path of a stage magician with actual powers from his own experience with a cult) and KNB makeup work but that's pretty much it. The edit released at the time was lackluster and the production was, IIRC, somewhat difficult.

There's a director's cut now, adding 10mn or so, released by Shout! and it seems it is a substantial upgrade for the whole film.

I liked the original just fine, and I think I saw an extended edition a couple years back. It's good. It's got Scott Bakula in the lead, and the cult which he's investigating is sufficiently scary. The premise of a stage magician doing actual extraplanar magic worked for me. The novella which "inspired" it has nothing-or-little to do with the movie. I wish Barker had done more with the character, more magic-noir stories, but I haven't yet read Everville, in which he heavily features.

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« Reply #26806 on: January 02, 2017, 09:20:09 PM »
The VFX work in 2001 is amazing, even Moonraker done 10 years later doesn't best it despite some excellent space station modelling.
It's also a fairly amazing movie that manages both to make incredibly blunt sweeping statements (the whole intro) and have some genuine mystery (it's up to debate why HAL "malfunctions", out of a perverse undertstanding of its mission statement or out of sentience and Darwinist competition with its human masters) and cosmic awe. Kubrick cold gaze is a perfect fit for the story too.
Even 48 years after its release, most of the interior looks futuristic to us in 2017. It really blew my mind. Holy shit, that stargate scene was trippy, didn't expect that.

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« Reply #26807 on: January 03, 2017, 03:58:32 AM »
I concur entirely, saw 2001 in a theater not too long ago, it really does look spectacular and very often convincing in terms of its now retro-future tech. Hell, the space station stuff really does look a lot better than many contemporary films that depict similar environs.

Oh, and Fences is pretty dang good. Worth it just for the sheer pleasure of seeing Denzel Washington finally, finally act again in a movie that measures up to his immense talent. Here, his near supernatural levels of charisma are put in service of bolstering a complex character who can't help but bring his loved ones down even as he tries to be the good person that he's not quite capable of embodying. And just as good as a performance piece so goes the dialog. Yeah, its clearly replicating a stage play, but I don't have a time machine to see this cast when they did it on Broadway a few years back, so I'm grateful for this version.

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« Reply #26808 on: January 03, 2017, 03:00:21 PM »
Currently watching Woody Allen's Everything you wanted to know about sex and holy shit at that second sketch starring Gene Wilder having an affair with a sheep. :lol
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« Reply #26809 on: January 03, 2017, 05:11:36 PM »
La La Land:

This movie is so special in so many ways. A beautiful story told through song, dance, and a lot of heart. It's an honest journey of two souls searching for that motivation to capture their dreams and make them true. It's probably one of the best movies I've seen in my life. The music is beautiful throughout and the performances are just great. Without giving away too much this movie is abusive to the movie goer just like whiplash was, but in an emotional pull that absolutely killed me. If you have a chance to see this movie in the theaters do it's not to be missed.

Warning: bring kleenex I was weeping like a little bitch.

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The missus hated the movie due to the ending. I thought the movie had courage to step out from the social norms and show a brutally honest depiction of life in LA. The movie is not about the romance, but rather the journey of these two to make their dreams come true and that is so special and honest it's refreshing.
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There is a scene that they have in the movie that is purely movie magic and I question how they made it happen because it's all practically done. It's just gorgeous and really showed off how beautiful LA could be, which is something you don't think about when you're there visiting.

In my top 3 for the year. They have such great chemistry. Also, it made me REALLY want a new Dead Man's Bones album.

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« Reply #26810 on: January 03, 2017, 06:18:51 PM »
Everything you wanted to know about sex was so-so in the end, a rather uneven affair with Allen neurasthenic low energy comedy which can be hit & miss... Though to be fair, only the opening segment with Allen playing the king's fool is really dreadful (the whole New York Jewish anti-humor in the middle ages does not work at all here), the other weak ones are just average including a weird parody of then Italian cinema. It all ends on a high note however with the last two segments, an absurd spoof of Frankenstein movie with a giant tit as the monster and John Carradine as a deranged sex scientist and the final one where intercourse is viewed through the lens of the "body command center" staffed by an anthropomorphic crew and where Allen famously plays a spermatozoid.

The white rabbits credits are very nice.
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« Reply #26811 on: January 03, 2017, 07:13:52 PM »
I rather enjoyed Ip Man, it reminded me a lot of Fist of Legend which takes place around the time period(also Donnie Yen stars in a FoL sequel). But the biggest standout of the film for me was the soundtrack, the music sounded so familiar and I'm thinking to myself "Is this who I think it is?" And it was Kenji fucking Kawai(Ghost in the Shell,Mob Pyscho 100 and alot other stuff). I knew he did live-action, I just never expected to hear him in a martial arts film about Japanese occupied China.

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« Reply #26812 on: January 04, 2017, 02:15:03 AM »
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

Thought this was lame. The original comic had immense promise and flubbed it. This is no different. Except this is far less interesting. The original Civil War the stakes felt higher. You had people unmask who you never thought would unmask. The idea of the Mutant Registration Act was excellent as a story telling device. Here, they set up some potentially interesting things but in the end it all comes down to Steve Rogers supporting a framed terrorist. The rest that happens is shallow antics with absolutely nothing to say.

It takes a lot for me to think you could be worse than the original Civil War, which was already pretty dumb, and make it even dumber. Motivations aren't even explained. Spider-Man the core web (lol) that links everything together in the original Civil War is there because Tony Stark told him that Cap "is wrong, but thinks he's right." Peter Parker, the hero that prized responsibility over all else is beating up other heroes because....? I had been putting this off and now I'm glad I did. What an absolute stinker. During the fight with the good guys at the airport I was rolling my eyes on how bad it was. "Why is any of this happening?" is a pretty good summation. Captain America becomes a criminal for little reason, and every single action he takes justifies his new status as a criminal but the movie is screaming "look how heroic Captain America is!" and you're left with a :confused face.

2 out of 5.
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« Reply #26813 on: January 04, 2017, 06:52:55 AM »

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« Reply #26814 on: January 04, 2017, 09:46:28 AM »
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« Reply #26815 on: January 04, 2017, 10:53:38 AM »
Seven Psychopaths: Wanted to love it, but it was uneven and self-indulgent. Solid performances were undermined by mastubatory plotting, presentation, and editing. The ending redeemed it slightly.

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« Reply #26816 on: January 04, 2017, 02:31:04 PM »
Zootopia

Really connected with this. I missed it last year and really wanted to see it but never got the chance. Perhaps has the most relevant and relatable commentary on race relations and America I've ever seen and I think will prove to be a Disney classic in the future. 5/5
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« Reply #26817 on: January 04, 2017, 02:45:20 PM »
Saw La La Land and Elle over the Christmas break. Pretty different films but enjoyed them both.
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« Reply #26818 on: January 04, 2017, 03:38:50 PM »
>the most relevant and relatable commentary on race relations and America


It was so hackneyed. But whatever.




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« Reply #26819 on: January 04, 2017, 03:42:13 PM »
>the most relevant and relatable commentary on race relations and America


It was so hackneyed. But whatever.





I found that it managed to get the race issue right and communicated it in unique ways. I had never really seen a modern movie tackle race in that manner.
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