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« Reply #36960 on: September 23, 2019, 11:39:19 PM »
X-Men 12: Dark Phoenix (2019) :

While this wasn't the absolute shit show of terrible that Apocalypse was (imo, up there with the worst comic book movie of all time, one of the worst big budget movies in general that I've ever seen), this was possibly worse in that it was just incredibly boring. At least with Apocalypse you could laugh at how awful it was. This just bored me, almost literally, to sleep, despite watching it at 9AM. I nodded off more than a few times. I suppose it's a combination of a lot of things:

The Dark Phoenix thing has been done in every fucking X-Men adaptation since the early 1990s. Every cartoon, every movie series, every game. It's been done to death.

All the young actors who started in Apocalypse are fucking terrible. The scenes where it was Hoult/McAvoy/Fassbender interacting with each other were good. The scenes with Sansa/Cyclops/Storm/Nightcrawler/even Mystique are fucking terrible. Just awful. You can't have a role like this with a bad actress and expect the movie not to be bad. Even Jessica Chastain, who is traditionally excellent in any role she's in, is cast as as character that doesn't emote in any way and instead of coming off like the weirdo alien the character was, she instead came off as bored and sleepy.

The continuity of this franchise is so utterly fucked and nonsense. Forget that the prequel series erased (some but not all?) the original trilogy continuity even though you only care about these characters because you're familiar with what they become in the first 3 movies that now never happen despite the time travel movie that was only possible with all those events happening exactly the way they happened , didn't the last fucking movie have Jean tap into the Phoenix to kill Apocalypse? Let's not even take into consideration the Deadpool and Wolverine movies which also don't fit into continuity despite trading in X-Men movie continuity. Charles Xavier's character has been completely assassinated in the prequel series into being a self serving, scummy, shady, boozy dickhead who uses the X-Men for his personal gratification to the point of willingly putting them at risk of death so he can get awards from the president and then uses his mind tricks to brainwash the people around him to be on his side. But also feel bad for him when old Patrick Stewart is shitting himself and dying in a different movie.

It feels like the movie at some stage was a horror movie, a sci-fi movie, and a straight action movie, then got cut up and a bunch of shit got changed in post-production. The tone is off and inconsistent the entire movie, at some points it's a full bore Michael Bay knock off, at other points it's serious character drama (attempted, it's hard to be serious character drama with such fine actors as Sophie Turner), other times some wild cosmic thing, other times sad and mopey. It's just a mess, and usually there's some entertainment value in such a mess, but all these pieces were jammed together and sanded down so it's just a dull mess. The music especially is horror music throughout the whole movie, even in the action scenes, and it never fits with any scene.

The action is incredibly dull. 90% of the characters powers are standing (or sitting) and touching their temples or otherwise just putting their hands up and grimacing. The few times there is actual physical action, it also looks like shit due to either janky CGI or awkward wire work in the case of Beast, so it's really a lose-lose situation.


All in all this feels like a movie that was completely changed 2-3 times in post-production and none of the possible versions seem like good movies. #DontReleaseTheKinbergCut

The entire ending was tacked on in post.
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« Reply #36961 on: September 24, 2019, 01:21:14 AM »
Burning was as good as everyone said it would be

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« Reply #36962 on: September 24, 2019, 01:42:25 AM »
The Dead Don't Die. Incredibly bad movie. It's almost like it's intentionally awful in every regard. I kept thinking that there had to be some clever twist, which is why I finished watching it the next day after initially turning it off after 45 minutes. There wasn't. I am shocked Bill Murray, Steve Buscemi, Danny Glover etc. were in this. Worst movie I have seen in a long time. 4/10, avoid.
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« Reply #36963 on: September 24, 2019, 01:48:30 AM »
yea, i knew ad astra would be polarizing mid-way through the film with all the improbable and unnecessary shit but i'm just here to say i fall on the the end of the spectrum that found it to be an extraordinary film

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« Reply #36964 on: September 24, 2019, 02:47:21 AM »
Mark Kermode mentioned in his review that the action scenes were done by a different director, so yeah, it definitely feels like they ruined this film trying to get normies to watch it



That's... absolutely not what was said ? He mentions second unit directors sometimes being in charge of action scenes and the debate about authorship resulting from that. He doesn't know if that's the case here, he just found the tone jarring as if two movies collided. I don't expect people to be overly familiar with Gray but he already had a slighty off kilter car chase in a film before (one that in spirit is close to what he's doing here), he's not exactly a stranger to complex, operatic, spectacular sequences in general (just watch the opening if the Lost City of Z) and he had a film shelved for over a year because he wouldn't bow to Weinstein requests of editing a new version to his liking. The whole "normie" thing is a pretty shit, lazy take.

I'm honestly not sure I see the same disconnect several people, including Joe Molotov, mentions about those sequences. They absolutely do participate in illustrating that the myth of space exploration is just that, a myth, much like Pitt's character story is that he's fronting constantly and that his father is a lot more than just being "the greatest astronaut ever". That Mankind immediately exported its misery and mediocrity into space (including nationalism, consumerism, war and crime) is an essential part of its meaning and modest final message regarding Pitt's character arc.

It is absolutely one of this director's themes that small vices spiral into greater tragedies and often into awkward, unintended violence and manslaughter. Likewise with having stories (notably mob ones, but it's also true for his romantic drama or early 20th century explorer flick) presented with a muted and mundane tone. That chase scene is obviously both spectacular within the context of that particular film but also inherently toned down by Hollywood standards because of the setting and sound design. You could say... it's subverting expectations.
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In my opinion the film would actually be a lot more "full of itself" or "insufferable" and a lot less unique and distinctive without this. All that being said, I can see why some people would feel the whole film doesn't mesh well even if I don't agree.
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« Reply #36965 on: September 24, 2019, 02:57:18 AM »
fuck that youtube garbage. it's a fucking scifi film that is akin to the myths of the conquistadors who were in the search for something far greater than themselves, e.g. aguirre wrath of gods. the themes aren't even uniquely gray's to begin with although the film is a retread of idea he explored in lost city of z, but much better imo

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« Reply #36966 on: September 24, 2019, 03:28:59 AM »
I feel that at it's core, the message of the film is that evil space monkeys are bad.

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« Reply #36967 on: September 24, 2019, 06:11:27 AM »
I feel that at it's core, the message of the film is that evil space monkeys are bad.
All monkeys are bad. Period.
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« Reply #36968 on: September 24, 2019, 08:48:53 AM »
I wanted the movie to end with Brad Pitt coming back to Earth to find that it had been taken over by the evil space monkeys.
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« Reply #36969 on: September 24, 2019, 08:51:46 AM »

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« Reply #36970 on: September 24, 2019, 07:06:23 PM »
https://twitter.com/ThePlaylist/status/1176206359072690176

Joe Pesci: "Fuck Shoot, these motherfuckers fella's are messing with us"

Al Pacino: "You are right, those motherfuckers they should show some goddamn respect behave themselves better"
 
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« Reply #36971 on: September 24, 2019, 08:56:08 PM »
X-Men 12: Dark Phoenix (2019) :

While this wasn't the absolute shit show of terrible that Apocalypse was (imo, up there with the worst comic book movie of all time, one of the worst big budget movies in general that I've ever seen), this was possibly worse in that it was just incredibly boring. At least with Apocalypse you could laugh at how awful it was. This just bored me, almost literally, to sleep, despite watching it at 9AM. I nodded off more than a few times. I suppose it's a combination of a lot of things:

The Dark Phoenix thing has been done in every fucking X-Men adaptation since the early 1990s. Every cartoon, every movie series, every game. It's been done to death.

All the young actors who started in Apocalypse are fucking terrible. The scenes where it was Hoult/McAvoy/Fassbender interacting with each other were good. The scenes with Sansa/Cyclops/Storm/Nightcrawler/even Mystique are fucking terrible. Just awful. You can't have a role like this with a bad actress and expect the movie not to be bad. Even Jessica Chastain, who is traditionally excellent in any role she's in, is cast as as character that doesn't emote in any way and instead of coming off like the weirdo alien the character was, she instead came off as bored and sleepy.

The continuity of this franchise is so utterly fucked and nonsense. Forget that the prequel series erased (some but not all?) the original trilogy continuity even though you only care about these characters because you're familiar with what they become in the first 3 movies that now never happen despite the time travel movie that was only possible with all those events happening exactly the way they happened , didn't the last fucking movie have Jean tap into the Phoenix to kill Apocalypse? Let's not even take into consideration the Deadpool and Wolverine movies which also don't fit into continuity despite trading in X-Men movie continuity. Charles Xavier's character has been completely assassinated in the prequel series into being a self serving, scummy, shady, boozy dickhead who uses the X-Men for his personal gratification to the point of willingly putting them at risk of death so he can get awards from the president and then uses his mind tricks to brainwash the people around him to be on his side. But also feel bad for him when old Patrick Stewart is shitting himself and dying in a different movie.

It feels like the movie at some stage was a horror movie, a sci-fi movie, and a straight action movie, then got cut up and a bunch of shit got changed in post-production. The tone is off and inconsistent the entire movie, at some points it's a full bore Michael Bay knock off, at other points it's serious character drama (attempted, it's hard to be serious character drama with such fine actors as Sophie Turner), other times some wild cosmic thing, other times sad and mopey. It's just a mess, and usually there's some entertainment value in such a mess, but all these pieces were jammed together and sanded down so it's just a dull mess. The music especially is horror music throughout the whole movie, even in the action scenes, and it never fits with any scene.

The action is incredibly dull. 90% of the characters powers are standing (or sitting) and touching their temples or otherwise just putting their hands up and grimacing. The few times there is actual physical action, it also looks like shit due to either janky CGI or awkward wire work in the case of Beast, so it's really a lose-lose situation.


All in all this feels like a movie that was completely changed 2-3 times in post-production and none of the possible versions seem like good movies. #DontReleaseTheKinbergCut

The entire ending was tacked on in post.


The whole movie feels like it was tacked on in post. I don't understand how Fox was able to fuck up the X-Men franchise MULTIPLE times, to the point of doing a movie that just straight retconned all the shitty movies out of existence, then immediately followed it up with 2 movies even worse they wrote out of existence.

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« Reply #36972 on: September 25, 2019, 03:02:09 PM »
Robocop 2

An overstuffed sequel that doesn't come close to the perfection of the original. Terrible villain, compared to Boddicker and Dick Jones is the original movie. I don't blame Tom Noonan, he was great as Dollarhyde in Manhunter, but he just didn't have much to do. Most of the lines were given to the dumbass kid.
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« Reply #36973 on: September 25, 2019, 03:11:20 PM »
Robocop 2 is pretty good, imo. Certainly a step or two (or more) behind the original, which is an all time classic so it's kind of hard to compete there. There's a lot of great stuff in Robocop 2 and I think it did an admirable job matching the tone and satire with a totally different director and writer.

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« Reply #36974 on: September 25, 2019, 03:11:56 PM »
Peter Weller body acting is pretty awesome tho. It definitely is overstuffed, poorly structured and defanged a bit despite the film trying to crank up the humor and the self awareness of being a sequel. It's still decent in parts and the Frank Miller input does shine through at points.
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« Reply #36975 on: September 25, 2019, 03:14:00 PM »
Irvin Kershner is the only man to direct James Bond, Robot Cop, and the little green goblin boy Yoder. :salute

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« Reply #36976 on: September 26, 2019, 04:15:00 AM »

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« Reply #36977 on: September 26, 2019, 04:49:30 AM »
https://twitter.com/ThePlaylist/status/1176206359072690176

Joe Pesci: "Fuck Shoot, these motherfuckers fella's are messing with us"

Al Pacino: "You are right, those motherfuckers they should show some goddamn respect behave themselves better"
 
Robert de Niro: "I'm glad, I'm ready to cap that scum drive you guys to where you need to go carbon free"

THE NEUTERED IRISHMAN

I remember they said Ad Astra was about Toxic Masculinity (it wasn't). I guess that's the new buzzword that advertisers will use to make the movie seem "culturally relevant".

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« Reply #36978 on: September 26, 2019, 08:55:57 AM »
If it's a producer saying it [rather than, say, the writer or director or actors] then it's pretty likely that they're exaggerating or just making stuff up.
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« Reply #36979 on: September 26, 2019, 09:18:24 AM »
You could have marketed The Departed the same way.

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But then in that case 'the text' :tophat supports it, too. I think Damon's character plainly says to Nicholson's character that he's overcompensating for shooting blanks.
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« Reply #36980 on: September 26, 2019, 09:22:48 AM »
I'd say As Astra is critical of a certain form of male self worth or masculinity. "Toxic masculinity" is a bit of a buzzword yeah.
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« Reply #36981 on: September 26, 2019, 09:28:52 AM »
I put Robocop 2 and Gremins 2 in the same category of awesome (but haven't seen either in years).

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« Reply #36982 on: September 26, 2019, 09:33:35 AM »
Feeling kinda stressed, watched Koyaanisqatsi to mellow my vibe.
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« Reply #36983 on: September 26, 2019, 04:23:07 PM »
Fingers madly crossed that this turns out to be good. OST my man Ryuichi Sakamoto. Lead actors Eva Green (those eyes are piercing) and Matt Dillon. The director is Alice Winocour. She directed one of my favorite movies of all time, Mustang.

Here is the trailer which if I didn't know all the previous stuff would have made me shrug. So god dammit please be good cause there is so much that I like about this on paper

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« Reply #36984 on: September 26, 2019, 04:30:38 PM »
Looks really good, although all space movies seem to follow those 2 or 3 templates, tbh.
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« Reply #36985 on: September 26, 2019, 05:06:56 PM »
The director is Alice Winocour. She directed one of my favorite movies of all time, Mustang.

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« Reply #36986 on: September 26, 2019, 08:36:10 PM »
eva green uwu~

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« Reply #36987 on: September 26, 2019, 11:18:21 PM »
Watching Crawl - that has super dumb horror movie logic.  Like this house design doesn't even make sense. Also, they seem to imply that swimming underwater will make it so they can sneak past the alligators.  Also also, why didn't they make them salt crocs?  Alligators are pussies, unless they are cuban. 
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« Reply #36988 on: September 27, 2019, 02:10:48 AM »


100% in for Carpenter alone :noah

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« Reply #36989 on: September 27, 2019, 08:13:50 AM »
Watching Crawl - that has super dumb horror movie logic.  Like this house design doesn't even make sense. Also, they seem to imply that swimming underwater will make it so they can sneak past the alligators.  Also also, why didn't they make them salt crocs?  Alligators are pussies, unless they are cuban. 


Gators can't see under water. Everyone knows this, you fool.

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« Reply #36990 on: September 27, 2019, 08:50:24 AM »
Saw Joker the Movie. My opinion in spoilers :

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GAMINCELS RISE UP  :rethread
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« Reply #36991 on: September 27, 2019, 12:39:03 PM »
So I finally got around to watching Midsommar. I was very interested to see how I felt about it because I knew opinion was mixed. I knew for instance that some people felt the middle part of the movie went on for way too long without anything happening.

I have to say, I kind of liked the pace of the movie. I guess because I didn't really see it as a horror movie as such, but rather a window into a strange way of life. A cult like society. And so in terms of a horror movie or psychological drama I guess you would be waiting for the actual meat of the movie. I wasn't really waiting for anything though. I just went with it and accepted whatever it wanted to throw at me.

That said, that way of looking at it is due to having some understanding of the movie's merits and its faults. And also knowing it doesn't play particularly like your typical horror movie.

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« Reply #36992 on: September 27, 2019, 02:22:57 PM »
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« Reply #36993 on: September 27, 2019, 03:37:22 PM »
Pornostar/Tokyo Rampage:nope

Blue Spring:larry

9 Souls:whew :whoo :lawd

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« Reply #36994 on: September 27, 2019, 04:59:16 PM »
So I finally got around to watching Midsommar. I was very interested to see how I felt about it because I knew opinion was mixed. I knew for instance that some people felt the middle part of the movie went on for way too long without anything happening.

I have to say, I kind of liked the pace of the movie. I guess because I didn't really see it as a horror movie as such, but rather a window into a strange way of life. A cult like society. And so in terms of a horror movie or psychological drama I guess you would be waiting for the actual meat of the movie. I wasn't really waiting for anything though. I just went with it and accepted whatever it wanted to throw at me.

That said, that way of looking at it is due to having some understanding of the movie's merits and its faults. And also knowing it doesn't play particularly like your typical horror movie.

I have just finished watching, I really enjoyed it until 3/4 of the way through, it seemed like a fairy tale trip into parts unknown, but then it got super druggy and naked old laides and just became nonsense but not in the usual way it becomes terrible and cliche, it's a real shame.

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« Reply #36995 on: September 27, 2019, 06:10:39 PM »
Anybody see the director's cut of Midsommar? Some university nearby is showing it next week. A friend of mine is kinda obsessed with the the director's last two movies so I'll probably tag along. Wonder if it sheds more light on the inbred person who we only see a few times in the regular theater cut, but you almost had a feeling that that there must have been some more stuff filmed with him/her.

Pornostar/Tokyo Rampage:nope

Blue Spring:larry

9 Souls:whew :whoo :lawd

Interesting. What made you go on this journey to seek out Toshiaki Toyoda films?

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« Reply #36996 on: September 27, 2019, 08:55:38 PM »
So I finally got around to watching Midsommar. I was very interested to see how I felt about it because I knew opinion was mixed. I knew for instance that some people felt the middle part of the movie went on for way too long without anything happening.

I have to say, I kind of liked the pace of the movie. I guess because I didn't really see it as a horror movie as such, but rather a window into a strange way of life. A cult like society. And so in terms of a horror movie or psychological drama I guess you would be waiting for the actual meat of the movie. I wasn't really waiting for anything though. I just went with it and accepted whatever it wanted to throw at me.

That said, that way of looking at it is due to having some understanding of the movie's merits and its faults. And also knowing it doesn't play particularly like your typical horror movie.

I have just finished watching, I really enjoyed it until 3/4 of the way through, it seemed like a fairy tale trip into parts unknown, but then it got super druggy and naked old laides and just became nonsense but not in the usual way it becomes terrible and cliche, it's a real shame.

Well, I guess the ending is cliche yes.

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I quite like how they turned dead bodies into a kind of art though, lol
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« Reply #36997 on: September 27, 2019, 09:14:41 PM »


100% in for Carpenter alone :noah

I like the music. It's kind of funny though, because  I think it is not so much that I am really into 80s synth, but rather that I think it gives a movie some kind of stylised quality to it. Yet, it is not that uncommon nowadays to use that trick, but I fall for it anyway.

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« Reply #36999 on: September 28, 2019, 02:47:20 PM »
Hard pass, when he moved to the video store review format with his fat extremely dull and/or annoying gross friends :yuck


RIP to OG Monster Madness tho :jeb

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« Reply #37001 on: September 28, 2019, 06:56:41 PM »
Pornostar/Tokyo Rampage:nope

Blue Spring:larry

9 Souls:whew :whoo :lawd

blue spring has such a rocking soundtrack though  :'(

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« Reply #37002 on: September 28, 2019, 07:05:08 PM »
Venom was terrible - like everyone once in a while is bad enough that I enjoyed it but it was mostly just bluh. 
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« Reply #37003 on: September 28, 2019, 07:45:45 PM »
TNT has been playing DC movies all day, completely forgot that Suicide Squad also has a shitty CGI monster in armor with a horned helmet :lol

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« Reply #37004 on: September 29, 2019, 02:59:42 PM »

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« Reply #37005 on: September 29, 2019, 09:52:08 PM »
Can't remember the last time I got excited for a Adam Sandler movie.


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« Reply #37006 on: September 29, 2019, 11:00:16 PM »
Can't remember the last time I got excited for a Adam Sandler movie.



Meyerowitz Stories was pretty good

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« Reply #37007 on: September 29, 2019, 11:14:27 PM »
Pornostar/Tokyo Rampage:nope

Blue Spring:larry

9 Souls:whew :whoo :lawd

Interesting. What made you go on this journey to seek out Toshiaki Toyoda films?

Honestly? While on a quest to find more foreign films to watch, I was recommended 9 Souls and the first thing that caught my eye (or ear, rather) was the dope guitar solo in the beginning of the movie. Tracked down Pornostar which had a similarly good song in the beginning and grabbed Blue Spring last. This all happened months ago and I've only gotten around to watching them all recently.

That song in the beginning of Pornostar was the best thing about it. It's like a japanese Mean Streets to me. Would-be gangsters fucking around in the city and while that sounds interesting, it really isn't in both cases. Not even with the added sociopath in Pornostar.

Blue Spring was alright but I felt like it needed more time to flesh out it's ideas. As it stands, you kind of feel disconnected while things just kind of happen for the sake of it while watching. Apparently, this was based on a manga so maybe the source material was like this or should've been followed more closely?  :idont

9 Souls though...one of the best movies I've seen in a while. Loved the characters and the idea that escaping the prison was far easier than escaping their past lives.

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« Reply #37008 on: September 29, 2019, 11:15:10 PM »
Pornostar/Tokyo Rampage:nope

Blue Spring:larry

9 Souls:whew :whoo :lawd

blue spring has such a rocking soundtrack though  :'(

They all do. That's one constant I've enjoyed in these films.

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37009 on: September 30, 2019, 01:17:58 AM »


100% in for Carpenter alone :noah

I like the music. It's kind of funny though, because  I think it is not so much that I am really into 80s synth, but rather that I think it gives a movie some kind of stylised quality to it. Yet, it is not that uncommon nowadays to use that trick, but I fall for it anyway.
Carpenter makes some amazing music

:noah

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« Reply #37010 on: September 30, 2019, 06:12:12 PM »
Decided to start Hallowiener season early:


Ludo (AKA Le Jau Maudit) (2015)


:what



This is a Bengali horror movie. I think. Netflix says it's an Indian movie, but the language is in Bangla. This is basically two not very good movies crammed together to make one not very good movie. the first half or so is about 4 rebellious teenagers looking for a place to fuck. They end up in a closed mall because it has air conditioning, and there they run into some weirdos that have a spoopy board game to play, and the next 45 minutes or so are a flash back over millennia about two incestuous lovers who found a magical flute that opened up a safe that had this cursed game, then their father caught them fucking and cursed them, so they became immortal like to eat people now or some shit. And when they taste blood they get younger. Sporadic kind of cool shots, but it's basically Jumanji meets Hellraiser but like....the worst possible versions of both.

It's based on a real game I guess, itself based on Pachisi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludo_(board_game) It also apparently won some international film festival awards but lol

0 out of 5 wieners 

Potato

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37011 on: September 30, 2019, 06:33:07 PM »
Ad Astra was pretty meh. Brad Pitt doesn't have the acting chops to pull off a role like that and it was just all too predictable. As far as it being about toxic masculinity...well...it wasn't not about toxic masculinity.


1 out of 5 Gravity ripoffs.
Spud

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37012 on: September 30, 2019, 10:08:02 PM »


100% in for Carpenter alone :noah

I like the music. It's kind of funny though, because  I think it is not so much that I am really into 80s synth, but rather that I think it gives a movie some kind of stylised quality to it. Yet, it is not that uncommon nowadays to use that trick, but I fall for it anyway.
Carpenter makes some amazing music

:noah

Yeah. As I said though, I think I am actually drawn to it because it is retro rather than actually being interested in the music per se. I have no real interest listening to an 80s synth/synthwave mix for instance. You can tell that movie is going for a particular stylised look and tone, and so I end up thinking, "yeah, that's cool!". lol

Edit: I noticee posting Youtube videos in the thread bypasses age restriction for some reason.
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shosta

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37013 on: October 01, 2019, 12:02:41 AM »
Ok TEEEPO. I'm watching Enemy.
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shosta

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37014 on: October 01, 2019, 01:35:55 AM »
what the fuck did I just watch? :leon

whatever it was, it was amazing
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Don Rumata

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37015 on: October 01, 2019, 07:12:22 AM »
Ad Astra was pretty meh. Brad Pitt doesn't have the acting chops to pull off a role like that and it was just all too predictable. As far as it being about toxic masculinity...well...it wasn't not about toxic masculinity.


1 out of 5 Gravity ripoffs.
I haven't seen it, but he was absolutely phenomenal in Tree of Life, and he seems to have a decent range too.
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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37016 on: October 01, 2019, 03:57:25 PM »
Ok TEEEPO. I'm watching Enemy.

what the fuck did I just watch? :leon

whatever it was, it was amazing

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MY HEART  :stahp

Leadbelly

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37017 on: October 01, 2019, 10:07:02 PM »
I notice that Blood Machines is kind of short. It's only 50 minutes long.

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37018 on: October 01, 2019, 10:11:31 PM »
Call me shallow but the only thing I got out of Enemy is that i'm even more attracted to Melanie Laurent

Leadbelly

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #37019 on: October 01, 2019, 10:19:37 PM »
Call me shallow but the only thing I got out of Enemy is that i'm even more attracted to Melanie Laurent

I haven't seen it, but I looked it up and noticed it stars Jake Gyllenhaal. Thinking about Jake Gyllenhaal I remembered how much I liked Nightcrawler. I completely forgot about that film.