Author Topic: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread  (Read 2634535 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3960 on: March 01, 2010, 11:14:51 PM »
Ghostbusters is movie magic. Nobody will really be able to top it, in terms of flawless genre-blending and original storytelling. Barry Sonnenfeld and Will Smith tried, but it just wasn't the same.
PSP

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3961 on: March 01, 2010, 11:17:29 PM »
I watched Uncle Buck a few months ago and, aside from some groan-inducing teenage drama* near the end, it was absolutely hilarious.

*Some of that might be because the John Hughes style has been run into the ground over the past twenty years.
dog

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3962 on: March 01, 2010, 11:18:28 PM »
The sappy sentimental stuff in Uncle Buck is like the sappy sentimental stuff in every John Hughes movie ever made.
PSP

Mandark

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3963 on: March 01, 2010, 11:21:32 PM »
Ghostbusters is great.  Trading Places and Coming to America are very good.

Most of the other movies from the SNL/John Candy/Ivan Reitman axis aren't so good.  I still get a kick out of Caddyshack, but it barely counts as a movie.

Ferris Bueller just isn't funny.

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3964 on: March 01, 2010, 11:22:01 PM »
The sappy sentimental stuff in Uncle Buck is like the sappy sentimental stuff in every John Hughes movie ever made.

Yeah, like I said, it's the John Hughes style. It probably wasn't as bad back in the 80's as it is now though. Or maybe it was. I don't know.

[youtube=560,345]NEZv0FUPtcc[/youtube]
 
[youtube=560,345]S5o8DFfYHS4[/youtube]

:lol

« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 11:25:00 PM by Great Rumbler »
dog

Mandark

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3965 on: March 01, 2010, 11:25:27 PM »
Whenever John Hughes comes up I think "well Fast Times at Ridgemont High was pretty good" and then I remember he didn't do that one.

muckhole

  • AMBASSADOR
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3966 on: March 02, 2010, 12:11:11 AM »
Avatar: Now I can say I have seen Avatar.
fek

Bildi

  • AKA Bildo
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3967 on: March 02, 2010, 12:32:49 AM »
You poor bastard. :(

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3968 on: March 02, 2010, 12:43:58 AM »
Arang

Utterly forgettable Korean horror/thriller with an awful twist at the end that makes no sense. Actually, a lot of things in the movie don't make too much sense. I liked some of the imagery and locations, but that's about it. It wasn't even really that scary either, sort of creepy in a few parts. Most of the movie was a Ring/Ringu ripoff mixed with some ultimately pointless detective drama. I'll give it a 6/10 because it wasn't boring enough to make me turn it off before the end.
dog

Mandark

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3969 on: March 02, 2010, 12:57:45 AM »
Jesus.  Doesn't take much to trigger the flashbacks, does it?

Barry Egan

  • The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3970 on: March 02, 2010, 01:06:17 AM »
You have every base covered with these tactics.

Pretty much true, considering you got absolutely destroyed and are still rubbing your wounds. 

Bildi

  • AKA Bildo
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3971 on: March 02, 2010, 01:25:00 AM »
I didn't know that.

:rofl

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3972 on: March 02, 2010, 01:25:37 AM »
Avatar is soo 2009.
dog

muckhole

  • AMBASSADOR
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3973 on: March 02, 2010, 01:26:04 AM »
Avatar: Now I can say I have seen Avatar.

You don't really have to see it to say you have.

My saying it the way I did was more in line with "There's no point in kicking a dead horse." as opposed to trolling you. I didn't hate the movie per se, and in fact found the 3D to be pretty cool. As for the story though, I'll just say it didn't resonate with me as deeply as it did with you.
fek

Cormacaroni

  • Poster of the Forever
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3974 on: March 02, 2010, 01:40:37 AM »
So over the weekend, I ordered a bunch of kids Blu-rays, including the Toy Story/Toy Story 2 pack (also Ponyo, Princess and the Frog etc). For various reasons the package won't reach Japan for about 6 weeks so I went hunting online and found tasty 720p BR rips of both already.

I'll just say that watching Toy Story with a kid for the first time almost made all the grief of child-rearing to this point worth it. So much fun. I'm pretty amped for Toy Story 3 this year now :hyper
vjj

brawndolicious

  • Nylonhilist
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3975 on: March 02, 2010, 04:35:21 AM »
my baby brother always goes hyper for Fantastic Mr. Fox, Coraline, and Bambi.  He actually seems to get bored with CG movies.

Mupepe

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3976 on: March 02, 2010, 09:50:00 AM »
I remember watching Toy Story for the first time with my daughter.  She wanted to watch it again immediately!  It really is THE kids movie. 

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3977 on: March 02, 2010, 06:10:53 PM »
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.

Worth watching for the insane style. Much of the film looks like it's taking place inside a late-era Picasso painting. A lot of the set-pieces are actual sets like you'd see in a theatrical production, seemingly built out of wood. But the art style of those sets is genuinely insane. Weird geometrical shapes and odd angles are everywhere. Strange patterns of light and dark (there are no colors, but you can kinda tell what colors things are supposed to be). Closeup shots make it look like you're watching the character through a peephole. Facial expressions are highly exaggerated and sometimes creepy as hell.

Are all German Expressionist films like this? I think I'm going to watch M tonight.

Eric P

  • I DESERVE the gold. I will GET the gold!
  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3978 on: March 02, 2010, 06:17:29 PM »
yes and no

watch Faust.
Tonya

Mandark

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3979 on: March 03, 2010, 12:35:50 AM »
We should just make a sticky thread of Green Shinobi Frantically Retcons His Most Humiliating Defeats.

I'd read it.

Mandark

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3980 on: March 03, 2010, 12:40:00 AM »
You could do Imaginary Stories posts like the one above, where the reader sees what would have happened if the annihilation had taken place on NeoGAF (called "Bore Prime" for copyright purposes) or some other exotic location.

CajoleJuice

  • kill me
  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3981 on: March 03, 2010, 12:45:00 AM »
I lol'd
AMC

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3982 on: March 03, 2010, 03:52:31 AM »
Avatar: Now I can say I have seen Avatar.

You don't really have to see it to say you have. Willco trolled me pretty effectively for over a month before he got around to watching it. Just say "1d characters, Pocahontas in space" and you're set. Feel free to cherry-pick one-liners from otherwise glowing reviews to prove your point.

Oh, and if anyone ever tries to compare some aspect of the film to some aspect of another film that is NOT Pocahontas, Dances with Wolves or Ferngully, call them an idiot and post a laughing smiley. Parallels with Avatar can ONLY be drawn to those three films. Nothing else. Anyone who tries to examine other themes or motifs that bear comparison to other films is clearly trying to deflect attention away from the fact that Avatar is a huge Dances with Wolves/Pocahontas ripoff.

And if anyone tries to point out anything as stupid as "award wins and nominations," say that the body that hands out the awards lost its legitimacy years ago. "$2.4 billion box office" can easily be countered with "The people are idiots."

You have every base covered with these tactics.

Just kill yourself, dude. :lol
PS4

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3983 on: March 03, 2010, 04:04:59 AM »
Stealing my line?

Go cry some more about how your mother doesn't love you enough to come visit you in Japan.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And then kill yourself.
[close]

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3984 on: March 03, 2010, 04:09:05 AM »
No, you.  It's been fucking months and you're still butthurt over your Avatar ownage.  It's pathetic. :lol
PS4

Bebpo

  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3985 on: March 03, 2010, 04:10:34 AM »
The Princess Bride

Had a lot of charm and fun fantasy.  Nice movie :)

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3986 on: March 03, 2010, 04:13:03 AM »
I'm not butthurt about shit, you fucking cumstain. Why don't you go down to Akihabara in your Trigun shirt and scowl at some more gaijin? How dare those dirty whites try to out-Japafag the great Ichirou?

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3987 on: March 03, 2010, 04:15:10 AM »
I'm not butthurt about shit, you fucking cumstain. Why don't you go down to Akihabara in your Trigun shirt and scowl at some more gaijin? How dare those dirty whites try to out-Japafag the great Ichirou?

This post shows just how fucking butthurt you are. :lol
PS4

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3988 on: March 03, 2010, 04:18:40 AM »
You're so cute when you reach for conclusions, Ichi-kun.

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3989 on: March 03, 2010, 04:20:22 AM »
"Y-you fucking cumstain! You're just a NERD! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! NERRRRD! Go wear your fucking animu tee shirt, NERD!" :rofl
PS4

Mandark

  • Icon
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3990 on: March 03, 2010, 04:35:51 AM »
Dudes, seriously.

The Princess Bride

Had a lot of charm and fun fantasy.  Nice movie :)

Ridiculously quotable.  Just biding my time until my little cousin's old enough to watch it.

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3991 on: March 03, 2010, 04:37:12 AM »
Carey Elwes was the man in that film. And Inigo Montoya is one of the most memorable characters ever. Additionally, the fencing scenes were superb.

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3992 on: March 03, 2010, 07:43:24 AM »
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Another one that I watched years ago and didn't fully appreciate.

So much to write about here, but I'll just pick out a few things. First, the camera work is absolutely impeccable. There are so many shots in the film that are absolutely perfect, like when the camera lingers on a moving swing bench, or the way the bone sofa inside the house (and everything else inside that house) is revealed. Second, the sound of the constantly-running generator was brilliant. It both foreshadows and masks the sound of the chainsaw. It also works perfectly as a means of locating the characters within the space of the film. Third, that bitch DOES NOT STOP SCREAMING in the final few minutes. I had to turn my sound way down because I was afraid my neighbors would call the cops or something. Fourth, this film defies the notion that the most horrific things are left unseen. This film shows you a lot, and it works perfectly. Fifth, I liked the way that everyone who enters the house makes it a little farther than the person before them. That was great. It works to slowly reveal the house a little at a time while avoiding the repetitiveness that would come if Leatherface caught everyone in the same part of the house. There's a bit of a "circles of hell" parallel you could draw there.

Has anyone ever considered that the film might work on one level as a metaphor for the meat industry? I thought about this during the dinner scene, when Sally is screaming incessantly, and the camera shows multiple close-ups of her face, and some of her screams sound bestial and inhuman (was that intentional?). And then there's the fact that they talk about butchering early on, and Leatherface kills several of the characters with a big club. The first character to die could be seen as a direct metaphor for a cow who walks up the ramp completely clueless about what's going to happen before getting its head bashed in.

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3993 on: March 03, 2010, 07:44:58 AM »
Has anyone ever considered that the film might work on one level as a metaphor for the meat industry? I thought about this during the dinner scene, when Sally is screaming incessantly, and the camera shows multiple close-ups of her face, and some of her screams sound bestial and inhuman (was that intentional?). And then there's the fact that they talk about butchering early on, and Leatherface kills several of the characters with a big club. The first character to die could be seen as a direct metaphor for a cow who walks up the ramp completely clueless about what's going to happen before getting its head bashed in.

It's a little known fact that Texas Chainsaw Massacre is actually a loose adaptation of Upton Sinclair's The Jungle.
PS4

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3994 on: March 03, 2010, 07:56:49 AM »
The film succeeds admirably at stripping the humanity from its characters. Leatherface is, of course, basically a big animal from the get-go. But the dinner scene does a great job of completely dehumanizing Sally through the use of camera work and sound (the screams and the bestial sounds she produces). It does a great job of illustrating the dehumanizing effects of suffering, similar to what Picasso did with Guernica and the sketches leading up to it.

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3995 on: March 03, 2010, 07:58:34 AM »
It does a great job of illustrating the dehumanizing effects of suffering, similar to what Picasso did with Guernica and the sketches leading up to it.

Agreed.  Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a masterpiece.  Picasso is the first thing that came to mind when I saw it too.
PS4

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3996 on: March 03, 2010, 08:05:12 AM »
Well obviously the inhuman screaming isn't anywhere near as effective or artfully executed as the bulging eyes, anatomically incorrect features and gaping screams of the figures in Guernica (and the oftentimes even more effective prelude sketches), but the objective is the same.

Barry Egan

  • The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3997 on: March 03, 2010, 09:00:19 AM »
Pretty much true, considering you got absolutely destroyed and are still rubbing your wounds. 

Did I really though? What really happened? Two sides went back and forth for awhile about a movie. Neither side convinced the other. But for whatever reason, there are more Avatar haters than people who liked it on this forum. At the very least, the Avatar haters are far more vocal than those who liked it (myself notwithstanding). So they got to cheer each other on and yell out "Annihilated!" every time someone on their side made a post that resonated with them.

The exact same arguments could have been made word for word on a different forum with a completely different perceived result. If the exact same argument had played out on GAF, for instance, the perception would no doubt be that I had thoroughly annihilated Willco and Ichirou (though both of them would probably have been banned before the argument got anywhere near as heated as it did here. Willco would have been banned for ceaselessly trolling a movie he hadn't seen, and Ichirou would have been banned for his ad-hominem attacks after I talked about Aliens. I probably would have been banned for my harsh words to Boogie around the same time, but that's a different story).

The point is that winners and losers in silly internet debates like this are entirely contingent upon the audience. Here, for whatever reason, the majority opinion on Avatar runs contrary to general public opinion and the critical consensus. But just because that is the case, I don't think it's accurate to say that I was "completely destroyed" or "annihilated."

Really, we should stop talking about this stupid "annihilation" shit. It doesn't help anything and only serves to encourage sensationalist posters like Powerslave.

why couldn't you have just stuck with your first response?  You came off WAY BETTER than you do now!  I have no intention of seriously considering your thoughts on AVATAR-GATE.

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3998 on: March 03, 2010, 11:57:25 AM »
Don't usually like to plug, but I wrote up a blog post today about whether or not our generation was predisposed to globalization by cinema in the '80s and early '90s. I could be crazy, but I thought it was kind of interesting.
PSP

Great Rumbler

  • Dab on the sinners
  • Global Moderator
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3999 on: March 03, 2010, 12:15:59 PM »
Don't usually like to plug, but I wrote up a blog post today about whether or not our generation was predisposed to globalization by cinema in the '80s and early '90s. I could be crazy, but I thought it was kind of interesting.

There's no way that some of the stunts they did with horses in that movie would be allowed in an American movie.  :lol
dog

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4000 on: March 03, 2010, 12:30:39 PM »
Yeah, I thought about that too. Animal rights groups would be up in arms.
PSP

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4001 on: March 03, 2010, 11:52:36 PM »
I'm not reading that.
PSP

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4002 on: March 04, 2010, 01:14:40 AM »
Willco's blog post was actually interesting, though.
PS4

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4003 on: March 04, 2010, 01:19:06 AM »
You're a terrible writer, man.  Seriously, not trolling here.  Your stuff is just bad.
PS4

brawndolicious

  • Nylonhilist
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4004 on: March 04, 2010, 01:25:49 AM »
The part about advanced societies being separated from biological processes is pretty stupid.  If anything, people become more understanding of nasty things the more educated they are.

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4005 on: March 04, 2010, 01:34:49 AM »
And Ichirou, why are you presuming to judge my writing ability based on posts on a message board? It's a pretty safe bet that I'm better at writing than you are at anything you've ever attempted or will ever attempt to do.

Well, DUH.  You have a 160 IQ, after all.
PS4

brawndolicious

  • Nylonhilist
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4006 on: March 04, 2010, 01:39:35 AM »
The part about advanced societies being separated from biological processes is pretty stupid.  If anything, people become more understanding of nasty things the more educated they are.
Perhaps we understand them better, but let me ask you a few questions:
1) When is the last time you saw raw sewage on the street?
2) When is the last time you saw a dead person, not counting funerals or on the news?
3) When is the last time you saw someone dying of a particularly nasty disease who wasn't in a hospital?
Maybe your circumstances are special, but the average person would probably scratch his/her head and have to think for awhile in order to answer these questions. We are separated from the nasty parts of life by living in advanced societies; I don't see how anyone can dispute that.
What's your point?  That if I don't see those things every day then I should be shocked by them?  People can understand and get used to seeing those things in context.  Therefore, seeing some dude torture-rape random teens that scream like cows doesn't have a lot of artistic merit.

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4007 on: March 04, 2010, 03:37:06 AM »
Yeah, watched it a few months back. I put up a facebook status that said "If anyone is feeling down and looking for something to cheer them up, rent Dancer in the Dark. Feel-good movie of the decade."

I got a few people cursing me for that one.

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4008 on: March 04, 2010, 03:49:47 AM »
You're getting laid that night for sure.  :D

I tricked my ex into watching the Stanley's Cup episode of South Park with me. I think it was definitely a factor in our eventual breakup.

Also: The Hills Have Eyes (original)

Better than the remake in some ways, but worse in others. The mutants in this one look more like trailer-trash than the complete freaks of the remake. On the other hand, they get a lot more development in the original. We know more about them, and they have a lot more dialogue. Papa Jupiter is much more of an actual character in the original, but his physical appearance is almost comical by today's standards. Beast the dog also plays a much bigger role in the original. The pacing in the original is better, but it never reaches the sheer intensity of the remake.

The original makes much better use of the radio, particularly in the scene where the mutants get the survivors to tell them how many bullets they have left. Also, the way the two kids set a trap for Jupiter and blow him up was better in this one. It seemed really stupid in the remake. And the original doesn't have anything as embarrassing as the triumphant orchestra music during the final showdown on the cliffs. Still, the remake has a lot more, and much better, action.

If you could combine the best elements of each version, you'd have a perfect horror film.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2010, 04:33:10 AM by Green Shinobi »

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4009 on: March 04, 2010, 04:05:40 AM »
Good thig I don't have any rabbits for my girlfriend to kill!

Different ex.

ToxicAdam

  • captain of my capsized ship
  • Senior Member

Philip Cardgage

  • #1 Creeper Lagoon Fan
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4011 on: March 04, 2010, 08:28:05 AM »
REC 2

I liked it. I liked it quite a bit.

The whole SWAT team thing bothered me at first, I generally hate the whole military vs whatever scenarios in horror movies. But I got over it quite fast.

And the whole
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Demon
[close]
thing didn't bother me at all. It was actually kind of refreshing.

But my favorite part was the clever things they did with cameras.

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4012 on: March 04, 2010, 09:08:59 AM »
I read your blog post that was just as long. Don't be a dick.

I scanned it and it contained the words "Ichirou" and "Titanic", so I immediately bailed out. You might be able to troll Ichirou, but I'm not getting wrapped up in that. In fact, you both should simmer down, considering there's a new whipping boy (see: outside link thread) and he has already warned us that mockery will not go well.
PSP

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4013 on: March 04, 2010, 09:24:35 AM »
It's so weird that I used to be the one to tsk tsk you about trolling Green Shinobi and now you're the one telling me I should simmer down.

I have become you.  You have become me.  :o
PS4

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4014 on: March 04, 2010, 09:29:07 AM »
Eh, you guys are getting personal now. Green Shinobi might always have, but outside calling his IQ into question and discussing his delicious rabbit, it was never personal for me. It was a simple matter of the Interwebs. I mean, why focus your energies on each other when there are bigger fish in the sea!
PSP

Ichirou

  • Merry Christmas
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4015 on: March 04, 2010, 09:30:53 AM »
How are we getting personal?  I mean, yeah, Green Shinobi is making cracks about my mom, but they're pretty generic jokes.  I think his making fun of your weight and writing ability is way more personal than anything he's lobbed my way.
PS4

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4016 on: March 04, 2010, 09:37:52 AM »
I read your blog post that was just as long. Don't be a dick.

I scanned it and it contained the words "Ichirou" and "Titanic", so I immediately bailed out. You might be able to troll Ichirou, but I'm not getting wrapped up in that. In fact, you both should simmer down, considering there's a new whipping boy (see: outside link thread) and he has already warned us that mockery will not go well.

The Ichirou thing was just a disclaimer, because for whatever reason he loves to write stuff like "OMG, you compared ______ film to _____ piece of classical literature, what an idiot!" if I try to draw parallels between works where a clear qualitative difference exists. I didn't actually talk about him.

Titanic was just in the last paragraph, and I was specifically referring to events that take place in the final act of the film, which I think everyone can agree was pretty well done.

Can't believe I'm seriously typing this out. Even a semi-long post like mine takes a max of 30 seconds to read. Am I the only one here who reads absolutely everything in the discussions I follow?

Whatever.

Apocalypse Now (theatrical)

I had seen the Redux twice, but never the original.

I feel like the original flows much better. The Redux gives you a few more things to think about, but the theatrical cut just works better as a film. It's really gritty and tightly paced, and it still gives you A LOT to think about. Unlike Kingdom of Heaven or Aliens, I would pick the theatrical version of this film to show people who had never seen it before, with the Redux being reserved for fans.

And of course, I can't talk about any version of Apocalypse Now without gushing about how great the writing, cinematography and acting are. Martin Sheen, Sam Bottoms, Frederic Forrest and Marlon Brando are superb. Lawrence Fishburne was great, although I have always kind of hated his character. Even the minor characters' performances are classic. Great minor roles by Robert Duvall and Dennis Hopper. The writing, particularly Willard and Kurtz's monologues, is incredible. And there are tons of incredibly effective shots in this film, many of which make use of terrific set pieces. The river base with no commanding officer that they reach towards the end of the film really felt like a depiction of hell.

And at the end of the film, I can't help but think that

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nothing Kurtz ever did was nearly as bad as the atrocities we witness in the fairly short timespan of Willard's journey up the river. The scene where they end up massacring everyone on that trading boat is one of the most upsetting scenes ever, particularly after you see that the woman was just going to get her puppy.  :(
[close]

Top 10 all time.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2010, 10:05:58 AM by Green Shinobi »

The Fake Shemp

  • Ebola Carrier
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4017 on: March 04, 2010, 10:17:45 AM »
How are we getting personal?  I mean, yeah, Green Shinobi is making cracks about my mom, but they're pretty generic jokes.  I think his making fun of your weight and writing ability is way more personal than anything he's lobbed my way.

Calling me fat is like calling the sky blue, hardly what I'd call personal. And on my blog, it actually reads: "blog of a hack writer". I make no illusions about my writing talent or lack thereof.
PSP

Green Shinobi

  • Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4018 on: March 04, 2010, 10:34:54 AM »
I think you're actually a pretty good writer, Willco. I laughed quite a bit at that recent blog post. It was really clever and well-written. Gotta give credit where credit is due.

Philip Cardgage

  • #1 Creeper Lagoon Fan
  • Senior Member
Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4019 on: March 04, 2010, 10:40:40 AM »
Holy fuck, what happened to this thread?