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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #4020 on: March 04, 2010, 10:46:47 AM »
Holy fuck, what happened to this thread?

Exactly. Bring it home, mojovonio. More movie talk please, less sandbagging. Thanks for the kind words, though.

The Monster Squad

As awesome as I remember it (although I saw it a couple of years ago), and arguably one of the most influential films on me as a writer (I heart Shane Black and Fred Dekker). Looks great on Blu-ray, Wolfman's nards and all.
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« Reply #4021 on: March 04, 2010, 10:53:44 AM »
Yeah, Monster Squad is timeless.

I always found it odd that Stan Winston did the designs of the monsters, as they didn't look all that great.

Still one of my favorite movies.

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« Reply #4022 on: March 04, 2010, 11:37:21 AM »
Maybe Stan Winston did it in a weekend?

I always found it odd that the beginning is reminiscent of Evil Dead II. :P
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« Reply #4023 on: March 04, 2010, 11:55:40 AM »
The Blu-ray is pretty nice.
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« Reply #4024 on: March 04, 2010, 12:01:16 PM »
And its really not one of those movies where nostalgia fails you.

Its actually funnier now that you get the jokes.

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« Reply #4025 on: March 04, 2010, 01:44:27 PM »
Mic Macs

A fairly enjoyable, kooky romp. My problem with it was that it wasn't really outlandish enough. Sure, you have the eccentric, oddball characters but the movie felt a bit bogged down by reality. These characters belong in a fairy tale, not in the backwaters of France.

You'll like it if you liked City of Lost Children, or Hellboy 2, though this one isn't as good as either of them.

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« Reply #4026 on: March 04, 2010, 01:47:59 PM »
I've been watching a lot of movies lately stuff like...


The House of the Devil is a film I very much liked that I'm hesitant to recommend.  Its a horror film custom designed for movie geeks, not horror geeks.  It takes place in an 80's setting that's so thoroughly realized that anybody who ever lived through the era will have insta-flashbacks aligning with the perfectly accurate production design and filmmaking techniques (aided by the best John Carpenter score he never made).  Its artifice actually helps makes things scarier, even as nothing much is happening, because the style of everything is juuuuust enough off kilter to put one on edge.  Its a film that enthralled me with its technique, and really, isn't that what pretty much most good horror films do?  Its plenty good, but hardly conventional, but I liked it.
***1/2


Universal Soldier: Regeneration lives up to the hype.  At least as much hype as any direct-to-video sequel can ever garner, but seriously though, this movie kicks ass.  Its so good that Van Damme doesn't even enter the fray until the last act and that's okay, okay because there's already a surplus of well performed, brutal, well photographed fights, shootouts, and especially bludgeoniongs before Van Damme kicks into gear, and then things get really violent.  Regeneration is really a heckava big achievement, as there's been scads of low-medium budgeted DTV flicks out of Eastern Europe (see the last decade of Wesley Snipes and Steven Seagal's careers), and for the most part they all suck.  This one has ambition, has some really well done set pieces (check the Hard Boiled inspired tracking shot/uzi shootout), and surprisingly good acting and writing, with Dolph Lundgren of all people very nearly stealing the show with his brief bit.

I look very forward to John Hyams' next film, and I guess it wasn't such a dumb idea for Van Damme to skip The Expendables after all if it made this fine example of cinematic badassery happen.

***1/2



44 Inch Chest looks, feels, and sounds like an adapted stage play, and it isn't.  That's not really a problem, but it often doesn't feel like its anything more then an excuse to get its cast of fantastic character actors together so they can hang out and exchange whithering torrents of profanity at each other while the subtext of the impotency of these hyper masculine guys becomes more and more clear.  Its like a cut-rate Mamet play, but man oh man, is that profanity something great.  This all sounds pretty negative so far, and really, I did like the film, I just wish it had a better director, and perhaps, sometimes, subtitles (these guys are really damn British after all).
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The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #4027 on: March 04, 2010, 01:49:04 PM »
Glad to see The House of the Devil getting some love. Don't forget to check out the next Ti West film, which has been sitting in a can for years and privy to a huge studio fight - CABIN FEVER 2.
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« Reply #4028 on: March 04, 2010, 01:51:27 PM »
If 44 Inch Chest is even half as good as Sexy Beast, I'll probably love it.
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« Reply #4029 on: March 04, 2010, 01:55:48 PM »
Sexy Beast was an awesome movie.
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« Reply #4030 on: March 04, 2010, 01:57:36 PM »
If 44 Inch Chest is even half as good as Sexy Beast, I'll probably love it.
that's funny because its almost exactly half as good.

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« Reply #4031 on: March 04, 2010, 02:02:48 PM »
Anyone know any good deals on the Nightmare on Elm Street Collection?

The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #4032 on: March 04, 2010, 02:03:46 PM »
There's only three worth owning - two, really.
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« Reply #4033 on: March 04, 2010, 02:33:16 PM »
Eh, I love 3 of them.

And if I can get the whole thing for <50$, why not?

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« Reply #4034 on: March 04, 2010, 02:55:19 PM »
The three better be the original, Dream Warriors and New Nightmare or else we are going to fight! :punch
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« Reply #4035 on: March 04, 2010, 03:02:03 PM »
I dunno, a case can be made for part 2, which is not bad and tremendously, extremely gay.

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« Reply #4036 on: March 04, 2010, 03:09:33 PM »
 :yuck
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« Reply #4037 on: March 04, 2010, 03:13:31 PM »
I've been watching a lot of movies lately stuff like...

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The House of the Devil is a film I very much liked that I'm hesitant to recommend.  Its a horror film custom designed for movie geeks, not horror geeks.  It takes place in an 80's setting that's so thoroughly realized that anybody who ever lived through the era will have insta-flashbacks aligning with the perfectly accurate production design and filmmaking techniques (aided by the best John Carpenter score he never made).  Its artifice actually helps makes things scarier, even as nothing much is happening, because the style of everything is juuuuust enough off kilter to put one on edge.  Its a film that enthralled me with its technique, and really, isn't that what pretty much most good horror films do?  Its plenty good, but hardly conventional, but I liked it.
***1/2

"you mean, you're not the babysitter?"

fucking awesome movie.
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« Reply #4038 on: March 04, 2010, 03:15:24 PM »
Glad to see The House of the Devil getting some love. Don't forget to check out the next Ti West film, which has been sitting in a can for years and privy to a huge studio fight - CABIN FEVER 2.

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what we got was Return To Sleepaway Camp
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« Reply #4039 on: March 04, 2010, 03:29:18 PM »
I liked that the asshole practically reprised his role from The Signal.
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Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #4040 on: March 04, 2010, 03:46:23 PM »
The three better be the original, Dream Warriors and New Nightmare or else we are going to fight! :punch

Original, 2 and New Nightmare ;)

Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #4041 on: March 04, 2010, 03:48:13 PM »
Now you're talking crazy.

The Fake Shemp

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« Reply #4042 on: March 04, 2010, 03:49:27 PM »
Dream Warriors > Freddy's Revenge

And that is a fact.

Wrath's lists similarly blows.
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« Reply #4043 on: March 04, 2010, 04:23:46 PM »
:bow:bow2

Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #4044 on: March 04, 2010, 04:48:15 PM »
Get out of here, JUNIOR

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« Reply #4045 on: March 04, 2010, 04:51:28 PM »
You are so mean!

Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #4046 on: March 04, 2010, 04:54:22 PM »
He put a set of 3s as an Es in his username.

god damn, Gaf.


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« Reply #4047 on: March 04, 2010, 04:58:31 PM »
need to see Moon myself

Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #4048 on: March 04, 2010, 04:59:23 PM »
God damn, I have to finish it!

I have like 15 mins left.

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« Reply #4049 on: March 04, 2010, 06:18:12 PM »
Just saw Moon. Wowie, how great :)

Moon was great

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Saw Chinatown, wow I was thinking I'd be let down because of how hyped I had it but it kept me interested all through the movie and actually surpassed my expectations. Any suggestions on other Polanski films to watch? I really enjoyed The Pianist when I watched that a few years ago too.
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« Reply #4050 on: March 04, 2010, 06:42:10 PM »
He put a set of 3s as an Es in his username.

god damn, Gaf.



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« Reply #4051 on: March 04, 2010, 06:57:13 PM »
He put a set of 3s as an Es in his username.

god damn, Gaf.



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Ichirou

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« Reply #4052 on: March 04, 2010, 07:00:41 PM »
How are we getting personal?  I mean, yeah, Green Shinobi is making cracks about my mom, but they're pretty generic jokes.  I think his making fun of your weight and writing ability is way more personal than anything he's lobbed my way.

Calling me fat is like calling the sky blue, hardly what I'd call personal. And on my blog, it actually reads: "blog of a hack writer". I make no illusions about my writing talent or lack thereof.

You keep putting yourself down like that, you're not giving Michael Bay any reasons to call you up to do script doctor work on Transformers 3: Rise of the Decepticons.
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« Reply #4053 on: March 04, 2010, 07:02:21 PM »
He put a set of 3s as an Es in his username.

god damn, Gaf.



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« Reply #4054 on: March 04, 2010, 07:55:32 PM »
What's your point?  That if I don't see those things every day then I should be shocked by them?  People can understand and get used to seeing those things in context.  Therefore, seeing some dude torture-rape random teens that scream like cows doesn't have a lot of artistic merit.
If you personally don't see it, that's okay. All I'm saying is that there is a long tradition of writers and artists drawing attention to the dehumanizing aspects of extreme suffering. Also that most people become rather detached from notions of everyday mortality by living in these advanced societies.
Tradition has nothing to do with common sense.  The only way that an artist could believe that "violating human dignity" would magically make a meaningful moral or emotional impact is if they have no real self-awareness and are totally superficial.  They're basically taking the idea that society means you don't have to question your mortality so much, and extrapolating/misinterpreting it into a question of whether you're deprived of putting enough thought into your mortality (even though people become more logical about life/death the more educated they are).  The only thing that makes sense about that is how most artists can't see the merit of anything that's not up their own ass.

If it was in some context, like showing how people change morally after exposure to war or something, then it would make sense but you're talking about a horror movie.  You can't say that it makes a real argument about how suffering is interpreted when the movie centers around combining random teens with chainsaws.

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« Reply #4055 on: March 04, 2010, 08:53:16 PM »
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE LIGHTBULB MEANNNNS, NINTENHO
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« Reply #4056 on: March 04, 2010, 10:55:42 PM »
Seventh Seal  :tophat

Then I fell asleep and had a crazy b&w dream about the black plague and burning witches at the stake.
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« Reply #4057 on: March 05, 2010, 02:59:46 AM »
I really need to see Moon.

Yes you do. The best hard scifi film I've personally seen in years.

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« Reply #4058 on: March 05, 2010, 03:41:17 AM »
Yes you do. The best hard scifi film I've personally seen in years.
I'm sure its great, its on my queue still, but that recommendation would mean more if there were ever any more then two such films ever released in a year, tops.

I'd recommend Timecrimes(two years old), but I'm not even sure that counts.

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« Reply #4059 on: March 05, 2010, 03:49:32 AM »
I really need to see Moon.

Yes you do. The best hard scifi film I've personally seen in years.

What's Avatar, soft scifi? :smug
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« Reply #4060 on: March 05, 2010, 03:52:51 AM »
Well it got me hard, and a lot of it was based on pretty good science, but it's definitely not in the same category as Moon, IMO.

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« Reply #4061 on: March 05, 2010, 04:23:30 AM »
"Got you hard"? GS is a furry, confirmed?
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« Reply #4062 on: March 05, 2010, 04:47:36 AM »
Was there ever any doubt?  ::)

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« Reply #4063 on: March 05, 2010, 04:52:22 AM »
I'd bang Neytiri for sure.

She has such delicious 1s and 0s. :drool
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« Reply #4064 on: March 05, 2010, 05:49:55 AM »


this is pretty cute tbh

brawndolicious

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« Reply #4065 on: March 05, 2010, 07:43:16 AM »
Well it got me hard, and a lot of it was based on pretty good science, but it's definitely not in the same category as Moon, IMO.
Well I agree that Moon did raise some interesting scenarios about energy and cloning but Avatar was utterly boring anytime that somebody explained what was going on (unobtainium/ten to the fourth optical endings/etc).  Nothing actually sounded scientific.
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« Reply #4066 on: March 05, 2010, 09:58:38 AM »
I really need to see Moon.

Yes you do. The best hard scifi film I've personally seen in years.

What's Avatar, soft scifi? :smug

Avatar's pulp scifi. It's got some science behind it, but it's not about the science it's about building up a setting for action scenes. Moon's better than Avatar anyway, which I've stated before.

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I'm sure its great, its on my queue still, but that recommendation would mean more if there were ever any more then two such films ever released in a year, tops.

I'd recommend Timecrimes(two years old), but I'm not even sure that counts.

Ain't that the truth.  :-\

Timecrimes is pretty awesome though. I watched that maybe a year ago and I really liked it. Also watched the Timecrimes ripoff Triangle. It had its moments, but wasn't quite as good as the movie that influenced it.
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« Reply #4067 on: March 05, 2010, 10:26:00 PM »
Dead Snow

entertaining.  not great by any means.  enjoy evil dead?  you'll like this.  probably.
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« Reply #4068 on: March 06, 2010, 07:17:01 PM »
I watched No Country For Old Men last night.

It was like a Fargo meets Pulp Fiction meets nobody wins; darker and sans comedy. When the movie abruptly went to closing credits, I was like "seriously?"

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« Reply #4069 on: March 06, 2010, 07:19:52 PM »
smh
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« Reply #4070 on: March 06, 2010, 09:51:52 PM »
Moon's better than Avatar anyway

No.

Today I watched Wild Strawberries. I really liked it a lot. Terrific writing and direction from Bergman. His visual mastery is apparent, and there are no wasted scenes or lines of dialogue. Everything has layers of subtext to it. Every scene helps us to better understand the main character and what he has been through to become who he is at that point in his life. Victor Sjostrom was fantastic throughout - very expressive and emotive. It was much warmer and more optimistic than the other Bergman films I had seen. The memory sequences were all quite good, although it was a little eerie seeing old Isak inhabiting the place of his younger self. Using the same actress for the Sara from his past and the present-day hitchhiker named Sara was a nice touch - you can see that her physical resemblance and shared name with the girl from Isak's past really jars his memories and emotions.

It was interesting to read that the title loses some of its meaning when translated into English. In Swedish, a "wild strawberry place" also means a place with personal or sentimental value. Keeping that in mind made the memory sequences from Isak's youth all the more touching.

The dream sequence at the beginning felt like something Lynch drew from for Eraserhead. That was quite a fantastic scene.
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« Reply #4072 on: March 06, 2010, 10:21:32 PM »
Moon was awesome, but it wasn't nearly the achievement that Avatar was.

But agree to disagree.

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« Reply #4073 on: March 06, 2010, 10:27:07 PM »
Moon was awesome, but it wasn't nearly the achievement that Avatar was.

But agree to disagree.

Achievements are cool and all, but I liked Moon more than Avatar, thanks in part to Moon's superior score and Sam Rockwell's acting.
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« Reply #4074 on: March 06, 2010, 10:35:59 PM »
Moon is better than 4 out of 6 Star Wars movies.

I don't see how anyone could disagree with this.

And yeah, Sam Rockwell was amazing in that role. I didn't really notice the score though. I'll have to watch it again and pay closer attention to the music.

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« Reply #4075 on: March 06, 2010, 10:55:48 PM »
So I'm watching Barry Lyndon right now, and I have a question: are the scenes spoken in German supposed to be subtitled? The rip I have doesn't have any subtitles; might have to look for a new one if that's the case.

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« Reply #4076 on: March 06, 2010, 11:00:42 PM »
Moon upper decks on Avatar; it's so much better than Avatar it's not even funny. Moon succeeds in almost every single aspect that Avatar fails as a film. Although, years from now, we might look back and wonder, "What was the better amusement park ride: Avatar or Europe in the Air at Busch Gardens Williamsburg?"

Clint Mansell's score is also vastly superior to James Horner's score, but that's no surprise - Mansell is the best composer working in the business today.
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« Reply #4077 on: March 06, 2010, 11:13:31 PM »
Moon is better in some aspects, but it never reaches the dizzying heights that Avatar reaches. And a decade from now, it won't really be remembered much at all, whereas Avatar will be seen as a landmark film for decades. I'd say critics and audiences around the world will back me up on this. :smug

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« Reply #4078 on: March 06, 2010, 11:14:53 PM »
Just in the same way Titanic is remembered as a landmark fil- oh wait
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« Reply #4079 on: March 06, 2010, 11:15:42 PM »
In terms of predictable sci fi films, Moon>Avatar
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