Re-watched Fifth Element for maybe the fifth time (hey!). Really enjoyed it this time, as I think I was hoping for a less-eurocomic plotline every other time I'd seen it. It's beautiful and dumb and makes more sense as an emotional journey rather than actual science fiction. Also, in what world does Luke Perry get a special callout credit in a movie with Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, and Ian Fucking Holm?
Watching DOOM (2005) with consistently awesome Karl Urban, can't-decide-on-an-accent Rosamund Pike, and "this predates his ability to save any movie" Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. When groping for a means to make a movie about a videogame about a single marine destroying hordes of demons, Director Andrzej Bartkowiak decided to just poorly ape almost every beat of the movie Aliens, where a whole group of soldiers spend most of the movie tracking down the source of an incident rather than fighting.
Speaking of movies that The Rock can't save (for me) I got about 45 minutes into Hobbs and Shaw (Japanese title: WILD SPEED: SUPER COMBO) before I couldn't take the stupid any more. I'm always up for the level of childish joy afforded by the other fast-and-furious films, but this was missing some sort of internal coherence that those other Hot Wheels inspired movies have. Just super-dumb.