what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I gave someone my pen

[Van Cruncheon]

I gave your dad head in a belltown dumpster

In return he gave me a mild concussion and aids

[Fresh Prince]

When the state gives you something it's socialism. This is charity what all good Republicans do 

[Madrun Badrun]

I gave your dad head in a belltown dumpster

In return he gave me a mild concussion and aids

So a regular Wednesday then eh? 

[Great Rumbler]

I used my combo card to get a free sub from Firehouse.

[Madrun Badrun]

I accidentally didn't hold the door for someone behind me so I thought I'd get the next one on my way out.  Only the next one was a bit to far away so I held if for a bit uncomfortable waiting for him.  He realized I was holding it and said thank you at the exact moment I realized holding the door was weird and let go.  By the time I let go he was actually there and the door slammed on him.   

I'm a bad giver and comrade.   

[Mr. Gundam]

I actually donated my old '92 Ford Escort today.

[Kestastrophe]

I signed up for volunteer work, only to find out that one of the positions I was looking at is already filled 

[Yeti]

I accidentally didn't hold the door for someone behind me so I thought I'd get the next one on my way out.  Only the next one was a bit to far away so I held if for a bit uncomfortable waiting for him.  He realized I was holding it and said thank you at the exact moment I realized holding the door was weird and let go.  By the time I let go he was actually there and the door slammed on him.   

I'm a bad giver and comrade.   

This reads just like an FML

[Madrun Badrun]

I accidentally didn't hold the door for someone behind me so I thought I'd get the next one on my way out.  Only the next one was a bit to far away so I held if for a bit uncomfortable waiting for him.  He realized I was holding it and said thank you at the exact moment I realized holding the door was weird and let go.  By the time I let go he was actually there and the door slammed on him.   

I'm a bad giver and comrade.   

This reads just like an FML

my like reads like a FML.  Though as I was coming out of my calc midterm today a hot Asian chick did the same to me    I feel better and worse at the same time! 

[tiesto]

Gave some gaffer copies of Gears of War I and II in exchange for Little Big Planet.

[Bildi]

We have a distinguished mentally-challenged guy who comes to our workplace regularly to collect pens.

I don't give him any because I'm a cunt and I'm already contributing to his welfare payments anyway.