Author Topic: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3. (Read 1069 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** December 11, 2006, 04:29:06 PM »

Remember the Cake Girl in Spiderman 2? The one who brought mopey emo spidey some baked goodness. She wasnt all doll-ed up so after spiderman eats all her fucking CAKE HE DUMPS HER LIKE YESTERDAYS NEWS!

That's not a hero, that's a potential DEADBEAT DAD. I think the Cake thing wasnt resolved cause they are setting her up to be CARNAGE.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:29:50 PM »

So true. I felt so bad for her I cried in the theater.

Mike Works · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:29:56 PM »

hahaha

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:31:48 PM »

Yeah, wtf was that about? Its like she was just there as eye candy, except... well, she didn't do much for me.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:33:15 PM »

She was really skinny and poor looking, you were supposed to feel sorry for her so you could be angry after the movie when you realize she probably went back to her room that night and listened to EMO MUSIC cause her dream luver ran off to be with some ditz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:34:08 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:29:06 PM

Remember the Cake Girl in Spiderman 2? The one who brought mopey emo spidey some baked goodness. She wasnt all doll-ed up so after spiderman eats all her fucking CAKE HE DUMPS HER LIKE YESTERDAYS NEWS!

That's not a hero, that's a potential DEADBEAT DAD. I think the Cake thing wasnt resolved cause they are setting her up to be CARNAGE.

(Image removed from quote.)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:34:38 PM »

I did this thread and I did it better - AUNT MAY CARNAGE

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:34:49 PM »

She also cut herself with razorblades and sang Blue October songs...

A brief bout with a razorblade cut me
I freaked out thinking people didn't love me
I watched closely as the you I knew forgot me
In letting go I am so proud of what I've done

And then she fell into a deep sleep in her bathtub.

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:35:06 PM »

AND SOME MILK

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:35:27 PM »

CAKE GIRL IS CARNAGE@

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:37:04 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:35:27 PM

CAKE GIRL IS CARNAGE@

CARNAGE IS CAKE GIRL

GilloD · « **Reply #11 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:39:48 PM »

How could this happen to her?
She made her mistakes.
Whatever whatever

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:41:43 PM »

Aunt Carnage is a stupid idea:

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:43:21 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:41:43 PM

Aunt Carnage is a ~~stupid~~ sexy idea

Raguel · « **Reply #14 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:48:04 PM »

An interesting fact. Cake girl was at the local film festival in my shit of a town a year ago. She did not look as skinny. And was widely ignored. Fuck, I hate Kansas.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:49:19 PM »

She had to bulk up for the Carnage role.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:51:24 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 11, 2006, 04:49:19 PM

She had to bulk up for the Carnage role.

So she had to eat more cake?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** December 11, 2006, 04:53:34 PM »

I assume thats all poor slumlord daughters eat

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** December 11, 2006, 05:00:11 PM »

Was the cake girl played by Mageina Tovah or Vanessa Ferlito?

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #19 on:** December 11, 2006, 06:57:19 PM »

News:

Author Topic: Spider-Man is a fucking jerk, and this reveals the Carnage character in 3. (Read 1069 times)