Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 386976 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #5161 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:09:35 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 24, 2010, 06:09:00 PM

Lick? No. Fuck? Why not.

Weirdo

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5162 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:10:11 PM »

Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.

That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5163 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:24:27 PM »

Eh. Dude if I smell good and there is nothing visible, then I don't care honestly. Being clean is mostly sight, smell and peace of mind. You are never truly clean. As soon as you get out of the shower you are putting shit on that is infested with germs and when you touch anything in the bathroom you're pretty much infected with germs. Fuck it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5164 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:27:43 PM »

Himu does have a really clean ass. I can vouch for that. He may be on to something.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5165 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:31:37 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 24, 2010, 06:27:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on March 24, 2010, 06:10:11 PM
Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.

That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.

lol wat

It's kinda like white folks and lotion, just because your ash is hardly visible doesn't mean you don't get ashy or dry skin.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #5166 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 24, 2010, 06:24:27 PM

Eh. Dude if I smell good and there is nothing visible, then I don't care honestly. Being clean is mostly sight, smell and peace of mind. You are never truly clean. As soon as you get out of the shower you are putting shit on that is infested with germs and when you touch anything in the bathroom you're pretty much infected with germs. Fuck it.

True. I'm just anal about it. Like, if I just rub washing soap on my body I don't really feel clean.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5167 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on March 24, 2010, 06:31:37 PM

Quote from: The Business on March 24, 2010, 06:27:09 PM
Quote from: Himuro on March 24, 2010, 06:10:11 PM
Also, I'm of the opinion that rubbing ones hands in your ass with soap is not really going to make it any cleaner.

That's as bad as people who just use a bar of soap or something to wash themselves, thinking just because they rub soap on their body they're automatically clean.

lol wat

It's kinda like white folks and lotion, just because your ash is hardly visible doesn't mean you don't get ashy or dry skin.

Our skin is most definitely better though.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5168 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:02:40 PM »

goddamn Ive got one hell of a cold, got like 2 hours sleep because of the temparature. Struggling to make migration from bed to couch to play 360!

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #5169 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:14:39 PM »

I think to spite the prevalence of vampirism in today's culture I've developed a serious blood-and-pain fetish. The next girl I hook up with is biting me so hard I bleed, or she's getting bitten.

Groogrux · « **Reply #5170 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:06:15 PM »

It's so damn cold in this ER tonight...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5171 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:52:06 PM »

Since he's not on MSN

Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.

Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.

* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries

PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5172 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:53:00 PM »

you can just send me a PM you know

Ichirou · « **Reply #5173 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:55:10 PM »

Malek's life is so sad.

Boogie · « **Reply #5174 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:58:20 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 24, 2010, 11:52:06 PM

Since he's not on MSN

Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.

Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.
* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries

PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.

well, that's all a shame.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5175 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:59:45 PM »

If only I were on MSN... I could have saved him some embarrassment.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5176 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:00:10 AM »

* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. goes back to exile.

demi · « **Reply #5177 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:01:34 AM »

wtf, I dont finger my asshole. Just a little poke. Make sure its all good. Damn you all some closeted weirdos.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5178 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:02:12 AM »

You should have went right up to Flannel Girl and said "You know, even though you've gained some weight, I'd still do you."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5179 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:16:00 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 24, 2010, 11:52:06 PM

Since he's not on MSN

Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.

Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.
* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries

PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.

Why don't you go to class?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5180 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:22:09 AM »

I have avoidant personality disorder?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5181 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:28:12 AM »

Quote from: The Business on March 25, 2010, 12:23:20 AM

Himuro, since no one else wants to say it: you do realize that hot water + friction + soap = clean, right?

Himuro has listened to arguments on both side of the debate, and has seen nothing to convince him that soap makes you clean. So he just doesn't use any.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5182 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:29:53 AM »

Pretty sure Himu means he uses soap plus a sponge or wash cloth.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5183 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:33:01 AM »

I've almost started crying in class the last two days. Both times I saved myself with an awkward fake yawn. Not going to class seems like a good strategy, if you're smart enough that is. I need to go to class.

I also have 4 pages of an essay I need to write tonight. Searle's Mind a brief introduction sucks ass. He gives such a shallow discussion of the topics that I've had to spend a shit load of time researching stuff that I really shouldn't have too. i still have no idea what "aspectual shape" is.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5184 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:33:38 AM »

Crying?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5185 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:36:55 AM »

Fuck it. I'm going to class tomorrow just to see Hot Girl. Plus I need to distance myself from Arvie.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5186 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:38:27 AM »

You guys need some meds (or more/better ones).

cool breeze · « **Reply #5187 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:39:05 AM »

There was some girl in my class that used to cry in class because she was so lost. One day she kinda broke down and started to yell about how what we were learning was stupid. I wanted to laugh but that would be awkward since she sat next to me. Pretty sure she dropped the class after the midterm.

one class I tried to explain a different way to think about the problems and she was trying to make the teacher teach it in that way. That was even more awkward since I felt like I needed to help explain it even though it was for her benefit. that said, the class has become really boring since she left. There is another girl in the class who seems to be cracking too, but I'll probably drop this class before I witness that happening.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5188 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:41:11 AM »

I didn't actually cry, but I was really close to. My eyes were dry... and I'm far to stressed out right now... and...and I'm so alone

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5189 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:44:20 AM »

Go to class malek. It makes coming back on the internet funner.

Quote from: The Business on March 25, 2010, 12:23:20 AM

Himuro, since no one else wants to say it: you do realize that hot water + friction + soap = clean, right?

I think he's overrating the friction part of it. It's pretty common for people who get obsessive-compulsive about cleaning to think rubbing harder cleans you better so, I dunno-maybe his rituals about it are just all out of comfort/familiarity of using a washcloth.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5190 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:47:45 AM »

I'd totally Gay Marriage pact Malek if we're both not committed to a relationship at 40

(and still posting in the Internets)

cool breeze · « **Reply #5191 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:48:16 AM »

The weirdest was this one girl from an old class who she started freaking out, wrote out a note and ran out of the room. The note was like a paragraph long and about why she needed to get water, but she spend a good couple minutes making weird noises as she wrote the note.

Even after that she was in class everyday. There is no excuse not to go to class.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5192 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:56:00 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 12:47:45 AM

I'd totally Gay Marriage pact Malek if we're both not committed to a relationship at 40 (and still posting in the Internets)

Sorry, Arvie and I already made a similar pact.

I prefer crying twinks

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5193 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:57:03 AM »

Arvie's whimpers must be so soft. So soft.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5194 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:01:16 AM »

As soft as flannel girl's giant tummy.

hmmm maybe she's pregnant?

fuck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5195 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:03:35 AM »

MAURY: YOU ARE... NOT THE FATHER.

MALEK: I already knew this. We never had sex. In fact, I've never had sex.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5196 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:04:47 AM »

Do we have to go over this again? I've had sex. Just not since the Beatles broke up.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5197 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:05:24 AM »

Pregnant? The first thing that comes to mind is some 80's movie cover with you in some lawyer suit holding a thick book under one arm, a crying baby being cradled in the other. A messy apartment of a backdrop and a comical look of confusion and dismay on your face.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5198 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:07:18 AM »

Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?

Arvie maybe you should take the initiative to organise a study group? Two birds and 1 stone etc.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5199 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM »

She was drinking heavily, so she's probably not pregnant (not that I was stalking her). On the other hand, if the dudebro got her pregnant, it's not like alcohol will make a difference to the kid.

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 25, 2010, 01:07:18 AM

Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?

Maybe. I was also pretty hammered. I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5200 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM »

you were drinking in class and you still don't go to school? pff

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 25, 2010, 01:07:18 AM

Is cute girl only now hot girl because you are comparing her to chubby lumberjack girl who once was flannel girl?

Arvie maybe you should take the initiative to organise a study group? Two birds and 1 stone etc.

If she's getting a little chubby and her boyfriend is a real dudebro (and not a normal guy that malek is just jealous of), then she's got low standards for both of those things.

Malek, you have a chance.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5201 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:15:33 AM »

I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people

I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5202 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:16:56 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2010, 01:13:52 AM

I think somebody just tried to break into my window and probably rape me. If you hear about a young man raped and murdered in his own home in Maryland, it may have been me. I am incredibly freaked out right now.

cool story bro

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5203 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:17:47 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM

you were drinking in class and you still don't go to school? pff

hmmm

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 24, 2010, 11:52:06 PM

Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.

Though, technically, it was at the school.

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM

Malek, you have a chance.

I can't compete with a dudebro.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #5204 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:19:07 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM

I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.

Do they ever catch you staring at them?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5205 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:20:44 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2010, 01:15:33 AM

I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people

I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.

Nope, you'll have to talk about the matters of the day. Small talk is like the worst thing ever.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5206 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:21:14 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 25, 2010, 01:19:07 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.
Do they ever catch you staring at them?

That's a rookie stalker mistake.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5207 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:21:35 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 25, 2010, 01:15:33 AM

I forgot too my last epistemology class the prof. is taking us out for drinks. I will actually have to mingle and talk to people

I hope he still plans to lecture at the bar.

smh, Father Mike- just relax (get drunk) and have fun.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5208 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM »

On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5209 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:23:23 AM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8585407.stm

I wish I was actually good at math so I could separate myself from the rest of the world.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5210 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:25:35 AM »

You don't need to be a math genius to do that, Arvie.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5211 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:26:22 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5212 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:27:09 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5213 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:31:07 AM »

Kinda Goth Girl is totally the chick from Breaking Bad. I guess everyone has their Kinda Goth Girl. This female archetype is sweet.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5214 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:31:49 AM »

Yes, that's immediately what I thought of. You need to finish S2 ASAP, BTW.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5215 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:34:39 AM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:17:47 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:12:20 AM
Malek, you have a chance.
I can't compete with a dudebro.

girls get tired of dudebros fast. In her drunken state of apathetic weight gain, you have a chance.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5216 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:35:24 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on March 25, 2010, 01:19:07 AM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 25, 2010, 01:09:38 AM
I'll go to class tomorrow just to check.
Do they ever catch you staring at them?

Yes. See: Malek's Log 2.*

*thread is in the baby dumpster and I deleted the incriminating posts.

cool breeze · « **Reply #5217 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:38:06 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 25, 2010, 01:22:31 AM

On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5218 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:40:51 AM »

You and flannel girl would make a beautiful lumberjack couple

Diunx · « **Reply #5219 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:42:46 AM »

Thick Canadian girls

, get in there before she gets fat Malek.

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