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BlueTsunami

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5220 on: March 25, 2010, 01:49:24 AM »
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
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« Reply #5221 on: March 25, 2010, 01:56:51 AM »
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

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« Reply #5222 on: March 25, 2010, 01:58:55 AM »
On staring, I reminded of the College Humor vid of the dude in class, falling asleep, holding a fart and more importantly staring at the chick with the low cut shirt.

do you have a link to this?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

that is scary accurate  :lol

the sleeping one is spot on too

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« Reply #5223 on: March 25, 2010, 04:16:02 AM »
essay get done then bed sweet bed
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« Reply #5224 on: March 25, 2010, 05:49:56 AM »
Malek :heart

Thank you fresh prince for the dfo advice, also got myself some new frames which I love and actually wear all the time (like I'm supposed to) but unfortunately I think they make me look a little like a hipster trashbag. Compliments are worth the few smug smirks I receive on a daily basis though. Moscot Lemtosh :drool
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« Reply #5225 on: March 25, 2010, 06:48:04 AM »
done.  12 mins to 4am.  fuck.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5226 on: March 25, 2010, 07:34:24 AM »
I think somebody just tried to break into my window and probably rape me. If you hear about a young man raped and murdered in his own home in Maryland, it may have been me. I am incredibly freaked out right now.

cool story bro

It will be when I'm dead and raped, wont it? Maybe they'll make a movie about the idiot who left his window open and was murdered (and afterwards raped) while reading about old wrestlers and kinda-watching the second Fantastic Four film on FX.

Stop projecting your fantasies onto the rest of the board  :wag
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« Reply #5227 on: March 25, 2010, 10:35:15 AM »
Had two great strokes of fortune recently. First, a guy I talked to awhile back about starting a band in Daegu turns out to live one subway stop away from me. I went to go jam with him yesterday, and we had a really productive session. We got down to writing some material, and it sounded great. He has all the personnel ready to go, so now all we have to do is get everyone together and start practicing. It's so fucking awesome. Trying to find a drummer, bassist and singer who don't suck and are down to put in the time to start a real band among the expat community is pretty tough, and he's already got these guys lined up. Now it's just plug in and go. I'll need to buy a better amp and possibly upgrade my guitar, but I'm much more comfortable doing that knowing that we've got an actual band.

Second, the music teacher at my school agreed to let me use the piano in the music room. I went in today and practiced for about an hour. It's awesome. I found free sheet music for Tiny Dancer online and learned how to play some of it.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5228 on: March 25, 2010, 02:47:41 PM »
There's this asian chick in the library who looks like a younger version of Katsumi (the porn star). I see her all the damn time in here and vise versa, and sometimes she smiles at me in a "oh you again" way. I kinda want to say something, but I wonder if she'll pretend she doesn't speak English well or something  :'(
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« Reply #5229 on: March 25, 2010, 03:11:49 PM »
About the same chance the Mets have of winning the World Series in 2010.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #5230 on: March 25, 2010, 03:14:09 PM »
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml 
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5231 on: March 25, 2010, 03:14:30 PM »
I need a haircut too
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #5232 on: March 25, 2010, 03:19:15 PM »
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml 


Bring it back, PD!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5233 on: March 25, 2010, 03:20:08 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #5234 on: March 25, 2010, 03:41:13 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #5235 on: March 25, 2010, 03:43:06 PM »
I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years.  Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this?  :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5236 on: March 25, 2010, 03:44:02 PM »
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml 

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Bring it back, PD!

Oh man :rofl
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5237 on: March 25, 2010, 04:26:14 PM »
I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years.  Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this?  :lol

Sometimes they dont read. Shipping to Canada isnt that expensive man. It's just more dangerou because you cant really use a DC#.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5238 on: March 25, 2010, 04:58:52 PM »
The new Naruto episodes were really sad. :( 
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5239 on: March 25, 2010, 05:03:43 PM »
Plus I'm not feeling too confident right now since I need a haircuit. Right now I have an uneven mini fro

too lazy to walk to the barber shop. fml 

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Bring it back, PD!

I had a flat top as a kid. I also had a rat tail.
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5240 on: March 25, 2010, 05:07:31 PM »
It was a big thing in the early 90's.
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« Reply #5241 on: March 25, 2010, 05:17:33 PM »
even for blacks?  i thought that was a white trash thing.  I always knew you were a white guy who wanted to be asian stuck in a black man's body.

Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5242 on: March 25, 2010, 05:18:31 PM »
This is how a black person rat tail looked like.



:lol flat tops
:lol rat tails
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5243 on: March 25, 2010, 05:19:56 PM »
even for blacks?  i thought that was a white trash thing.  I always knew you were a white guy who wanted to be asian stuck in a black man's body.

Naw. They were popular in the early 90's, and especially with certain rappers, for just maybe 2-3 years for black people. I saw more black people with them than white people at the time.
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« Reply #5244 on: March 25, 2010, 05:23:57 PM »
Hot Girl wasn't in class, or at least I didn't spot her (there was a guest lecturer and the moot court was packed).

sigh

After class, I met with my admin group to begin work on our assignment. I knew things weren't going to go well as soon I realized I was the only one not wearing a baseball cap.  :-\


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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5245 on: March 25, 2010, 05:24:02 PM »
I'm using eBay for the first time in nine or ten years.  Put up two items for sale. Both priced lower than all the others selling/sold. One sold. I stated specifically in the auction "ships to the U.S. ONLY." The winner is Canadian. Is it always like this?  :lol

Yeah, Canadians are distinguished mentally-challenged like that.
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« Reply #5246 on: March 25, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »
I don't care, Joe. I really need those binoculars.

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« Reply #5247 on: March 25, 2010, 05:26:33 PM »
Hot Girl wasn't in class, or at least I didn't spot her (there was a guest lecturer and the moot court was packed).

sigh

After class, I met with my admin group to begin work on our assignment. I knew things weren't going to go well as soon I realized I was the only one not wearing a baseball cap.  :-\


:lol
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Raban

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5248 on: March 25, 2010, 05:35:09 PM »
This is how a black person rat tail looked like.

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:lol flat tops
:lol rat tails

your image is broken, I want to see this :hyper
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5249 on: March 25, 2010, 05:35:47 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5250 on: March 25, 2010, 05:40:43 PM »
My mom wouldn't let me get that  :lol

Instead I got a fade, and she let me get that dumb line in the front  :lol
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5251 on: March 25, 2010, 05:42:03 PM »
A part?

I haven't got a part in years. It's so kiddy and 80's/90's.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5252 on: March 25, 2010, 05:45:31 PM »
Yea lol, forgot the name.

Everyone was rocking those in Detroit when I was a kid. smh
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« Reply #5253 on: March 25, 2010, 05:45:46 PM »
THere was a kid named Ernie in gradeschool who had the high top fade with Z's shaved into the side of his head.

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« Reply #5254 on: March 25, 2010, 05:45:52 PM »
Bowl cuts are the way to go.

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« Reply #5255 on: March 25, 2010, 05:46:00 PM »
I think kids have stopped getting parts in general, I rarely see them now.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5256 on: March 25, 2010, 05:47:51 PM »
Now they put the part in their eyebrows. :piss2

I just get a caesar or fade now.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5257 on: March 25, 2010, 05:52:27 PM »
Same. Caesar all the way.
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« Reply #5259 on: March 25, 2010, 06:53:11 PM »
ceasar is just the typical hair they give people portraying ceasar. Short with a bit on top. Almost a Dumb & Dumber.

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« Reply #5260 on: March 25, 2010, 06:59:18 PM »
I am worried I may have tossed my glasses in with the bed sheets laundry.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5261 on: March 25, 2010, 07:05:31 PM »
basically this:
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #5262 on: March 25, 2010, 07:21:14 PM »
Can't you ghetto guys post some pics of what a part, ceasar, fade or bowl cut look like?

Part

A line in the hair that divides into different sections.

Look at 2Pac's hair in this. The line is part.



Of course, having the part in that manner is early 90's. Parts are usually complimentary with a caesar or fade

Caesar



Fade


As for a bowl cut, I don't see how that's possible with normal or average black hair. Maybe if you have straight hair, but that's a rarity.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5263 on: March 25, 2010, 07:23:12 PM »
Borys: Even black people's haircuts look alike.

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« Reply #5264 on: March 25, 2010, 07:24:22 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5265 on: March 25, 2010, 07:25:32 PM »
They are all the same person too  :shh
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5266 on: March 25, 2010, 07:31:35 PM »
Borys: What is a jheri curl?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5267 on: March 25, 2010, 07:39:54 PM »
can't wait for Borys' response  :lol
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« Reply #5268 on: March 25, 2010, 10:53:20 PM »
can't wait for Borys' response  :lol

Borys: What is a jheri curl? ???
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5269 on: March 25, 2010, 10:57:14 PM »
I actually like that flat top look thats at an angle? I don't know the name for it. I saw some dude in one of the March Madness games rocking the look. Its good retro.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5270 on: March 25, 2010, 11:59:12 PM »
Malek and Father_Mike, I love you guys :lol

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5271 on: March 26, 2010, 04:39:34 AM »
Fades are cool, or  you can just have the sides tapered like so


(old pic)
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5272 on: March 26, 2010, 05:05:10 AM »
Damn PD, how have you not gotten pussy yet?

I'd do you :-*
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5273 on: March 26, 2010, 01:59:03 PM »
Well, it looks like Stag and Doe Chick might have re-thought her decision to turn me down.

I said "fuck it" and sent her a facebook message along the lines of "Hey SaDC, I'm not the sort to persistently harrass a woman, but I will say that if you ever happen to change your mind about hanging out some time, feel free to give me a shout."

Not generally a recommended move, I know, but hell, there's no downside.

She replied today "Hey Boogie, If you're ever in the Etobicoke area... give me a shout. Maybe we could grab a coffee or something.
Take care,
SaDC"

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« Reply #5274 on: March 26, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

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« Reply #5275 on: March 26, 2010, 02:06:18 PM »
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

*shrug*  she could have just ignored me. (like the other chick I had mentioned.  I gave one last "hey, are you free on Friday" offer, and she didn't even reply back this time.  That one's obviously a write-off now)

 I guess we'll see.
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« Reply #5276 on: March 26, 2010, 02:14:30 PM »
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot.  :hyper

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5277 on: March 26, 2010, 02:15:30 PM »
if you get the coffee, make sure to rub her leg a lot.  :hyper

Well, she does have fucking sexy legs.  :hyper
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5278 on: March 26, 2010, 02:18:44 PM »
Sounds like she's delaying the blow off til later.  I have a feeling she'll be busy when you call for that coffee everytime.

Yea, I've heard that before  :'(

"so I'll be in your area this weekend, want to get a bite to eat or something?"
"aww i'm going to visit my grandma this weekend sorry"
"oh i hope she's doing good"
"yeah...well anyway, see you later"
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #5279 on: March 26, 2010, 02:22:06 PM »
Odd, because my limited experience is that when a chick actually makes such an offer, she'll usually follow through on it.
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