Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk

[Powerslave]

I just nod my head

what you meant to say was "I just smh"

[Madrun Badrun]

I just swatted a fly out of the air with my barehand and then when I touched my laptop I got a rather big shock.  Could this be the origin story to my now developing superpowers?

[BlueTsunami]

Fistful, you should have said this

How bout' me, you, my mom and your mom all go out for some drinks later

[fistfulofmetal]

whatevs


edit: i'm still trying to place the face. mind's going through everyone i knew back when i went to catholic school but i just can't seem to nail it down.

[bork]

Remember these anime shirts in the early 2000's?



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Yeah, there were Samurai Shodown, DBZ, and Spider-Man designs all over the place.

The first time I saw someone wearing one was when a co-worker's friend's boyfriend came into the game store.  He had on one of the Samurai Shodown shirts.  I was a HUGE Neo-Geo nerd at the time and asked him "hey that's pretty cool!  Where did you buy it?"  His response was "I don't tell people where I get my clothes.  Don't want anyone copying me.  "  I found them at Hot Topic shortly after and after looking around that store, decided I didn't want one after all. 

[Diunx]

Can't you just ask your mom?

[Powerslave]

Can't you just ask your mom?

Yeah and while he's at it, he can ask his mom to set up a date between them as well. So easy

[fistfulofmetal]

she already tried but has a shitty memory for everything so all i got was "she was a buddy you knew back in catholic school"

not really helpful.

[Powerslave]

nice guys finish last

mr....'nice' guy

[brawndolicious]

If you don't remember her then just ask ask where do you "remember her from"?  And then just follow through with that trying to understand how cool it would be not to have sex with your dominant hand.  There's not a lot of need for building up confidence or whatever.

So Wrath how do they feel about Latin Americans over there?

Oh we love latino's and latina's over here 

Because they look alike?

[fistfulofmetal]

im not the kind of to-my-self socially crippled person you see holding his arms to his chest and freaked out when anyone walks near me. i'm just oblivious. i don't catch signals or signs. i don't notice other people around me. just wander around in my own world. other than that i'm pretty normal. of course i'd do badly in a romantic situation but thats just due to inexperience. problem is i dont care enough to obtain it.

[Madrun Badrun]

Just had an hour long talk trying to convince my mom that we should get dogs.  It wasn't going so good until I showed her pictures of shiba pups and then it was all like "Ya lets get dogs!" 

[Brehvolution]

They let Rhianna sing that god awful "Rude Boy" song just now on the Nickelodeon kid's choice awards. 

At the end, they played the nuke launch alarm from Modern Warfare2 which played into what I was thinking.

"Nuke that stage from orbit!"

[fistfulofmetal]

do i have to add blu ray access to my netflix account to be able to stream in HD? also is this how you do the whole "instant 1080p" stuff on the 360?

[drew]

just press a for hd streaming

[Powerslave]

just wander around in my own world. other than that i'm pretty normal. of course i'd do badly in a romantic situation but thats just due to inexperience. problem is i dont care enough to obtain it.

yeah enjoy this state of mind while it still lasts

[drew]

have you ever had sex?

people tend to pursue it once theyve had it

[Diunx]

Awesome, all the suddenly firefox stopped saving my session, firefox support forums aren't helping looks like I'm goig back to opera

[Diunx]

Rocky V is on TCM!!!

"We are changing, we are turning into...regular people"

Best movie ever

[fistfulofmetal]

ah i see. some movies are HD, some aren't

watching Mongol now

[ch1nchilla]

Dinner last night went well, her family is super friendly and we had a fun dinner. Then went clubbing and spent too much money. But that's the way it usually goes, it seems. Freezing and miserable today in Tokyo.

[Boogie]

sex is dangerous yo

well, i can agree with that at least.

[elektrikluv]

Because they look alike?

Yep and because Latina's have big asses, arabs love big asses.

In google trends, the countries that have most searched 'ass':

1) Morocco
2) Egypt



I've never met a latina with a big ass (and there were a lot at my catholic secondary school). Maybe the ones that migrate to England have small asses, because they're shunned in their homeland!

[Ichirou]

Because they look alike?

Yep and because Latina's have big asses, arabs love big asses.

In google trends, the countries that have most searched 'ass':

1) Morocco
2) Egypt



I've never met a latina with a big ass (and there were a lot at my catholic secondary school). Maybe the ones that migrate to England have small asses, because they're shunned in their homeland!

Do you consider yourself to have a big ass?  Maybe you should post a pic so we can unbiasedly judge it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Because they look alike?

Yep and because Latina's have big asses, arabs love big asses.

In google trends, the countries that have most searched 'ass':

1) Morocco
2) Egypt



I've never met a latina with a big ass (and there were a lot at my catholic secondary school). Maybe the ones that migrate to England have small asses, because they're shunned in their homeland!

Do you consider yourself to have a big ass?  Maybe you should post a pic so we can unbiasedly judge it.

She's posted several pictures and your post is creepy.

[elektrikluv]

Do you consider yourself to have a big ass?  Maybe you should post a pic so we can unbiasedly judge it.

Its big, yes. And no, I will not post pictures to be 'judged'. Creepy.

[Ichirou]

Nena, muestranos ese culo.

[The Fake Shemp]

Miracles do exist.

I had to do a clean install on my laptop a few weeks ago, and moved YEARS of writing onto a USB flash drive - which my brother inadvertently put into the washer and dryer... twice.

I do not know how the data survived, but it has and now it smells like springtime breeze.

[Ichirou]

Copy all that porn....errrr...'years of writing'...to another drive, stat.

[The Fake Shemp]

Who downloads porn these days?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Besides, I don't think a 1GB flash stick would be large enough.

[close]

[The Fake Shemp]

You're Saudi, right?

[The Fake Shemp]

Okay, just putting my list together.

[Diunx]

Who downloads porn from ares? who downloads anything from ares?

[Joe Molotov]

I don't even know what ares is.

[recursivelyenumerable]

people tend to pursue it once theyve had it

not me!

[fistfulofmetal]

watched the House episode "Airborne"
there's a chick named Meta Golding in that episode. she's really pretty. look her up.

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey, do you have a longitude, latitude position for this cousin of yours? Thanks.

[ch1nchilla]

The new Depreciation Guild album leaked! Might be lttp but whatever!

Also, Sasuke is the coolest TV show ever and there needs to be more of it, imo.

[The Fake Shemp]

All I see is Allah Mohammed Death to America Allah Akbar. Forwarded to Homeland Security.

[elektrikluv]

watched the House episode "Airborne"
there's a chick named Meta Golding in that episode. she's really pretty. look her up.

She's in Criminal Minds, I love her! She's gorgeous.

[Akala]

Two hours to kill in the Houston airport then Vegas for six nights. Holla.

[Akala]

Four nights at Palazzo and two at Aria. Comped rooms. Should be awesome, although I've never stayed this long... Hopefully I do okay!

[Powerslave]

don't you hate it when people interrupt you while you're making a post?

[Powerslave]

just like just now...

[Raban]

How is that possible? It isn't like you're on the spot when you're making a post.

[recursivelyenumerable]

الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد

Decode that if you can!

"Riyadh al-Andalus neighborhood grocery store on the promise!"
، ويقول مترجم جوجل.

[Joe Molotov]

الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد

Decode that if you can!

"Riyadh al-Andalus neighborhood grocery store on the promise!", quoth Google Translate.

Obviously the secret location of some terrorist training facility.

[Barry Egan]

I would never, ever go to a grocery store with the name "This is a grocery store, I promise!"

[Powerslave]

they wouldn't want you there anyway

[Phoenix Dark]

lol

[brawndolicious]

Hey, do you have a longitude, latitude position for this cousin of yours? Thanks.

الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد
Decode that if you can!

alreeyaz he alonedas hool bagolat va ad?  fucking vowel nazi...

[Cindi Mayweather]

Goddamit, eyes are scratchy and my nose is leaking like mupepe's dick. FUCK.

[Diunx]

Just shaved my johnson, feels good man.

[Madrun Badrun]

Should have naired it like a real man.  Go with the nair for sensitive skin.  It smells like flowers.

[Fresh Prince]

We don't want to fail, mayne!

[Madrun Badrun]

So, last Thursday my film professor came late to class (which is not irregular) and after some disrespectful prompting from the students in my class, he broke down and let us all know that he had terminal cancer.  He apologized for being late and missing some screenings, but he was dying.  He cried a few times, said dying sucked, said it really sucked for his wife and four-year-old daughter, but that he had a PhD in film studies and wanted to teach us what he knew before he died.  The whole thing was really heart breaking but I respected him for what he was doing and I couldn't wait until the next class, because everything he said would be that much more important.  He wasn't teaching because it was his job, he was teaching because he wanted to give us some of his knowledge before he died and everything he knew was gone forever.

Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor. 

Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university. 

asshole students

[Beezy]

Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor. 

Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university. 

That's extremely fucked up.

[Phoenix Dark]

what the fuck that's horrible 

[brawndolicious]

Fuck them.

The weird thing is he got on a rant about Bob Stoops, the head football coach at OU, saying he was an overpaid dickhead and how scary it was how much power he had in Oklahoma considering his education level and what he does for living (he's the highest paid state employee; he makes over five times more than the president of the university and the governor combined) and poof now he's gone!

I looked it up and that fuck makes $5 million a year?

[Dickie Dee]

That's a fucked up story