Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[etiolate]

GAF doesn't understand anything that can not be communicated in gif form.

I post on WYL, in the same sort of threads I post everywhere else. I just get different feedback because it features different people.

[Fresh Prince]

lennedsay do posters on gaf know that you're a girl? that would help people laugh at your jokes.

[lennedsay]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

[Eel O'Brian]

Time to burn down the playhouse then.  

[lennedsay]

I did get a chuckle out of some guys yesterday in the Surprise Revelations thread. Somebody revealed when they found out that girls have 3 holes down there. I basically called some guy an asshole without getting banned.

http://neogaf.net/forum/showthread.php?t=404791

[Fresh Prince]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

A female making a joke probably opens up those painful wounds of female rejection and love shyness.  They go to GAF to escape the bitter truths of reality.  A woman on the board just reminds them that no matter how they are seen by others on the internet, they are an asocial loser omega male in real life.

[Costanza]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

I propose we change from : poop to :wyl

[lennedsay]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

Only to people who deserve it. Kinda like you.

[Fresh Prince]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

[Costanza]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

[Fresh Prince]

doubt it

[Boogie]

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

If how you were before was you playing a "character" in attempt to be interesting, how boring is the real "you" going to be over there now, considering your "character" had almost no personality to speak of?

[Dickie Dee]

OMG OMG OMG

BEST. JOKE. CHARACTER. EVER.

Costanza>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Andy Kaufman (moar like Assy Cuntman)

[lennedsay]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

A female making a joke probably opens up those painful wounds of female rejection and love shyness.  They go to GAF to escape the bitter truths of reality.  A woman on the board just reminds them that no matter how they are seen by others on the internet, they are an asocial loser omega male in real life.

 

And it's not that I'm making fun of them or anything. (Well except for somewhat calling the one guy an asshole after he said I called him out on a "technicality" when he said girls have 3 holes and guys have 1 when they have 2.)

Like for instance, there was some thread about Phuket or Thailand recently, and somebody else made a pun on the pronunciation of Phuket, and I quoted him, laughed and simply said, "That pun was my first thought too." Something like that. Somebody quoted me to tell me that, well, you know, that's not really how you pronounce it, blah blah blah. Didn't quote the original guy that made the pun, or anybody else that laughed, but me instead. I seriously think it's because I'm a girl sometimes. I don't know why else I would get singled out for something like that. 


And yea, 3 holes. Urethra, Vagina and butt. The more you know, kids! 

[Boogie]

What character? I have no fucking who you are supposed to be

Things I know about "Costanza":

He's young (like 18-20?)
He's hipster-y
He has shit for taste (though, I guess that's redundant after "he's young" and "he's hipster-y" hyuk)
He had some monster-length girl-thread on GAF that I never read.  And the story was fake?  I guess?

If that was you "flexing your creative muscles", cos, I wouldn't get your hopes up for that big Hollywood career. 

[lennedsay]

So can we get cunt changed to something really classy sounding like distinguished feminine damsel? 

Wittier options are always welcome.

[Boogie]

Not all young people have shit taste.

I know.  That's just my "character" talking. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

A female making a joke probably opens up those painful wounds of female rejection and love shyness.  They go to GAF to escape the bitter truths of reality.  A woman on the board just reminds them that no matter how they are seen by others on the internet, they are an asocial loser omega male in real life.

 

And it's not that I'm making fun of them or anything. (Well except for somewhat calling the one guy an asshole after he said I called him out on a "technicality" when he said girls have 3 holes and guys have 1 when they have 2.)

Like for instance, there was some thread about Phuket or Thailand recently, and somebody else made a pun on the pronunciation of Phuket, and I quoted him, laughed and simply said, "That pun was my first thought too." Something like that. Somebody quoted me to tell me that, well, you know, that's not really how you pronounce it, blah blah blah. Didn't quote the original guy that made the pun, or anybody else that laughed, but me instead. I seriously think it's because I'm a girl sometimes. I don't know why else I would get singled out for something like that. 


And yea, 3 holes. Urethra, Vagina and butt. The more you know, kids! 

A female making fun of something probably puts them on edge.  Reminds them of that one embarrassing time their love note they wrote to that girl that one time was unrequited 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So can we get cunt changed to something really classy sounding like distinguished feminine damsel? 

Wittier options are always welcome.

Change it to "costanza"

[Vizzys]

cuntstanza

[Fresh Prince]

change it to '(|)'

[lennedsay]

cuntstanza

Change his username to that 

Willco make this happen! 

[Great Rumbler]

Costanza's got a long way to go before his joke character even cracks the top ten.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes, most of them know at this point I'm a woman. Before I didn't tell people either way, but now I make it a point to say "Hey, when you call me dude, I'm not really a dude, dude."

They still don't laugh at jokes. They don't know how to act around women, what are you talking about? They usually just try to tell me how wrong I am. If I make a joke, they get all technical and try to say, "Yea, but blah blah blah" and I'm like, "Yea, that's the fucking joke, bro." It's kinda cute. Like if I was in their general vicinity, they'd try to pump my gas too or something.

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

I propose we change from : poop to :wyl

I like this but instead there should be a regular expression that translates all forms of wyl into .  Then people will have shit in their hyperlinks!

[Boogie]

cuntstanza

Change his username to that 

Willco make this happen! 

DO EEET!!

[Van Cruncheon]

change his name to "Goyco"

[Solo]

Change it to Yeast Infection

[Barry Egan]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

What character? I have no fucking who you are supposed to be

he holds all of the same opinions as he did before so

[pilonv1]

change it to '(|)'

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404849

another robotnik thread yay

What a weirdo.

Ass burgers.

[bork]

wow, you're a stuck up cunt.

pretty sure this is like calling a black person a distinguished black fellow

yeah I think it also confirms costanza has no experience with women irl

or maybe it just confirms that EB is my playground for my "character" now 

Or maybe this is just you making up excuses for your past behavior...whatever that may be.  "Character," LOL.

[lennedsay]

Well hello there guys! 

[Barry Egan]

c0stanza
"I want 2nd chance @identity at #WYL for free! redemption plz #CostanzaJokeAccount"

[CajoleJuice]

c0stanza
"I want 2nd chance @identity at #WYL for free! redemption plz #CostanzaJokeAccount"

[cool breeze]

Not all young people have shit taste.

How naive.

[Great Rumbler]

Not all young people have shit taste.

How naive.

I dunno broski, I have pretty alright taste.

[Diunx]

I bought a Limp Bizkit disc when I was like 12 or 13

[etiolate]

I bought Automatic for the People at that age.

I was just born with good taste.

[Diunx]

R.E.M

[drew]

So can we get cunt changed to something really classy sounding like distinguished feminine damsel? 

Wittier options are always welcome.

give me a frigging break, lady

cunt is a beautiful word

[T-Short]

semi related

[youtube=560,345]oloFLyel3Is[/youtube]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I never really got why you'd want to be a joke character on some forum, I've done that before (I was an ebonics using terrorist or something) when I was like 14 but that shit is pretty stupid when you think about it. No hate Costanza but if you want to stop being a joke character you should just stop being a joke character, don't announce it. It's like some announcing he's leaving a forum or that he just arrived, it is annoying. So dude fuck all the attention whoring and just post, no?

P.S. lennedsay how's the bells palsy?

The issue isn't that costanza is a joke character.  He just wanted to be some well revered internet personality and it didn't take.  The real issue is that costanza is a joke, not a joke character.

[Dickie Dee]

semi related

[youtube=560,345]oloFLyel3Is[/youtube]

what a waste of talent 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Someone on my Facebook posted this and it made me legitimate angry. God I drives me crazy when kids have obviously been trained by their shitty money hungry parents to act/sound like adults.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

edit: ps, ami's a fatty fat fat

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Great Rumbler]

Someone on my Facebook posted this and it made me legitimate angry. God I drives me crazy when kids have obviously been trained by their shitty money hungry parents to act/sound like adults.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

edit: ps, ami's a fatty fat fat

I stopped it when he said "8 to 88". Not even an adult can say that without sounding like a dillweed.

[Philip Cardgage]

Someone on my Facebook posted this and it made me legitimate angry. God I drives me crazy when kids have obviously been trained by their shitty money hungry parents to act/sound like adults.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

edit: ps, ami's a fatty fat fat

Once he hits college, he'll rebel to the point where he'll drop out and have a drug problem.

[Stoney Mason]

I'd like to beat the shit out of that kid.

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]oEzWQS43jVM[/youtube]

He's not a "videogame player". Home schooled confirmed. There's something very sad about making an 11 year old sound like clueless old dude.

And I just skimmed through his Marmaduke review and he gave it a C+. He gave Scott Pilgrim a D+

[Great Rumbler]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can't wait to read what he says in his Expendables review six years from now.

[close]

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

He should have been drowned shortly after birth.

[BlueTsunami]

Some dude in the official Risen thread on GAF posted that me calling it an Eastern European game (which I was mistaken, its German) was borderline racist   

[Stoney Mason]

Some dude in the official Risen thread on GAF posted that me calling it an Eastern European game (which I was mistaken, its German) was borderline racist   

The real crime is that game sucks.

[Van Cruncheon]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

He should have been drowned shortly after birth.

taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones, indeed

[Great Rumbler]

Some dude in the official Risen thread on GAF posted that me calling it an Eastern European game (which I was mistaken, its German) was borderline racist   

The real crime is that game sucks.

It's kind of fun at times, but definitely low-tier.

[lennedsay]

P.S. lennedsay how's the bells palsy?

Great! Virtually gone, honestly. We caught it so early, I guess. I can tell, and my husband, but only when I smile really big. Nobody else can tell at all though. Even when I point it out to people, they still are like

The whole thing opened up a can of medical worms with my doctor though about other stuff I've been avoiding since childhood... Nothing too major (daily migraines and chronic pain mostly), but I should've gone to a doctor for years ago... Kinda scary but I'm relieved to be getting things back on track. And the meds are great, so I don't know why I didn't do this sooner honestly.

[Madrun Badrun]

Bell's palsy is cool



cool like bow ties.

[lennedsay]

Being able to drink out of a glass is way fucking cooler.

Worst week ever.