Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1167937 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17820 on:** October 20, 2010, 07:17:39 PM »

The Special Demi Edition

He gets winded from opening the box.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17821 on:** October 20, 2010, 07:20:37 PM »

Throwing babies is how you demand respect in the middle east.

demi · « **Reply #17822 on:** October 20, 2010, 07:33:58 PM »

That guy was nice looking. I love unboxing vids. Joe you could learn a thing from this guy.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17823 on:** October 20, 2010, 07:41:03 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 20, 2010, 07:20:37 PM

Throwing babies is how you demand respect in the middle east.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17824 on:** October 20, 2010, 08:25:57 PM »

I love how you can judge his lifestyle by the bags his carelessly discards on to his bed.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17825 on:** October 20, 2010, 08:40:23 PM »

[youtube=560,345]H_X7mMU6Gb0[/youtube]

sometimes GAF provides entertainment

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #17826 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:04:23 PM »

good god japan

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17827 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:13:51 PM »

Do you trust these people to make your vidya games? Buy Fallout New Vegas instead.

chronovore · « **Reply #17828 on:** October 20, 2010, 09:53:16 PM »

I don't know where the "Sean Young Filmed the David Lynch Dune Movie" youtube was posted, but I assume it was in this thread. :-/

Does that video and its disjointed running commentary make anyone think she's less crazy? I was completely infatuated when I saw her in Stripes and Blade Runner, but Hollywood is a game of politics as much as talent, and she's been tossed to the curb. What's she trying to do with this new logo and moniker, "Sean Young: PARIAH"? Just drawing attention makes her seem like such a drama quee...

Oh.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #17829 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:04:40 PM »

A legend is no longer with us, Bob Guccione has died.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/20/business/main6977030.shtml

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17830 on:** October 20, 2010, 10:29:29 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 20, 2010, 09:53:16 PM

I don't know where the "Sean Young Filmed the David Lynch Dune Movie" youtube was posted, but I assume it was in this thread. :-/

Does that video and its disjointed running commentary make anyone think she's less crazy? I was completely infatuated when I saw her in Stripes and Blade Runner, but Hollywood is a game of politics as much as talent, and she's been tossed to the curb. What's she trying to do with this new logo and moniker, "Sean Young: PARIAH"? Just drawing attention makes her seem like such a drama quee...

Oh.

if they ever do another joan crawford biopic, she's definitely got the look and personality for the part

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17831 on:** October 20, 2010, 11:14:15 PM »

I stumbled on this on the recommended links
[youtube=560,345]cJDKpHH1l1c[/youtube]
Poot @ 0:45!

Raban · « **Reply #17832 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:51:20 AM »

I dunno if this is old but

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

ManaByte · « **Reply #17833 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:26:32 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on October 20, 2010, 10:04:40 PM

A legend is no longer with us, Bob Guccione has died.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/20/business/main6977030.shtml

His autopsy report begins, "I never thought this would happen to me, but..."

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #17834 on:** October 21, 2010, 03:52:55 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 20, 2010, 03:14:41 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on October 20, 2010, 03:13:20 PM
Even if a hispanic is "black" I've noticed they tend to prefer national identity to racial identity. Like you'll never get a Dominican to label themselves as black I've noticed.

I once referred to Wellington as black on GAF and he flipped on me.

That's hilarious because we had a 'Wellington is black' moment on AIM back when I played GAF Madden one season.

I was just fucking with him though, I knew he was black

He laughed it off.

He must have given me a pass because I'm old

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #17835 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:52:21 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 20, 2010, 09:13:51 PM

Do you trust these people to make your vidya games? Buy Fallout New Vegas instead.

Our social outcasts are all some kind of droning autistic though. At least Otaku are an entertaining novelty.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17836 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:53:51 AM »

So my friend IMs me this chicks profile on Plentyoffish and tells me to read it. This has to be fake.

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My hobbies are listening to music, going out with friends, shopping, I also love reading, singing, dancing (flamenco and belly dance) I love eating all sorts of foods, I love talking on the phone and chilling with friends and meeting new people.I love going to parties!I love being around energetic young people. My goals are to travel the world, and have a good life. I like to think that I'm unique because I don't judge others and I have my own confidence. I am NOT the type who treats otherpeople bad just to try and have a bit of confidence, I find that's a shame when people treat others bad, like spitting on an old lady just cuz she's old...or yelling at a guy just cuz he has a bunch of tattoos on his arms...My taste in music well I like all sorts of music except metallica!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=23176218

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #17837 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:59:06 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2010, 07:53:51 AM

So my friend IMs me this chicks profile on Plentyoffish and tells me to read it. This has to be fake.

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My hobbies are listening to music, going out with friends, shopping, I also love reading, singing, dancing (flamenco and belly dance) I love eating all sorts of foods, I love talking on the phone and chilling with friends and meeting new people.I love going to parties!I love being around energetic young people. My goals are to travel the world, and have a good life. I like to think that I'm unique because I don't judge others and I have my own confidence. I am NOT the type who treats otherpeople bad just to try and have a bit of confidence, I find that's a shame when people treat others bad, like spitting on an old lady just cuz she's old...or yelling at a guy just cuz he has a bunch of tattoos on his arms...My taste in music well I like all sorts of music except metallica!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=23176218

Nice tits... her friend looks like a cheeseburger from that angle.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17838 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:01:12 AM »

Its gotta be a fake profile.

No one is that distinguished mentally-challenged.

T-Short · « **Reply #17839 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:31:01 AM »

Capitalism saved the chilean miners:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703673604575550322091167574.html

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17840 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:49:28 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410800

Fuck, say goodbye to Whitta's career.

ManaByte · « **Reply #17841 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:37:34 PM »

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/360419/a-dream-within-a-dream

"Just because an idea is overly convoluted and complex doesn't make it cool."

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17842 on:** October 21, 2010, 12:56:20 PM »

Such a good episode.

"Anyone order Pizza? ALRIGHT I'M GOING IN!"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17843 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:45:42 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on October 21, 2010, 09:49:28 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410800

Fuck, say goodbye to Whitta's career.

Unless....it's actually good.

shymalan_twist.jpg

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17844 on:** October 21, 2010, 04:13:31 PM »

[youtube=560,345]9eF5c__8DFA[/youtube]

Bulleta©™® · « **Reply #17845 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:06:53 PM »

You guys are crazy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17846 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:54:41 PM »

Shake goes on a date

Beezy · « **Reply #17847 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:13:03 PM »

cheebs ethered

etiolate · « **Reply #17848 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:58:11 PM »

Quote from: Bulleta©™® on October 21, 2010, 05:06:53 PM

You guys are crazy.

Crazy enough to set a Gamestop on fire?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17849 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:50:42 AM »

Himu

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17850 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:06:12 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #17851 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:23:29 AM »

Mr. president sing my Ipad

X______________

/
:himu

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17852 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:26:25 AM »

I like how the asian girls are about to orgasm and the black guy is like, 'Can a nicca get his iPad signed or what?'

chronovore · « **Reply #17853 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 22, 2010, 01:26:25 AM

I like how the asian girls are about to orgasm and the black guy is like, 'Can a distinguished black fellow get his iPad signed or what?'

The asian guy looks like he just finished.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17854 on:** October 22, 2010, 09:21:52 AM »

OMG what app is that guy using?

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17855 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:15:21 AM »

Wait, so that's some sort of electronic device, not just a notepad?

STRANGE

Robo · « **Reply #17856 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:19:17 AM »

I was reading an article on CNN about Africanized honey bees swarming and killing an old man in Georgia, and the very first comment is:

Quote

hypocritlibs Just like our ILLEGAL President that was not born in this Country and ILLEGAL ALIENS, so to, the africanized honey bees are in this country creating terror and death where ever they go.

I hope this is satire.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17857 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:46:46 AM »

From Meg Whitman's [candidate for governor in California] official campaign twitter:

http://twitter.com/sarahpompei/status/27781137692

Hint: click the link all the way at the end of the message.

Cheebs · « **Reply #17858 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:41:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2010, 09:54:41 PM

Shake goes on a date

(Image removed from quote.)

Fun fact.

The asian girl Shake met from okcupid is 17 and in high school. Shake is 21.

Raban · « **Reply #17859 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:50:01 AM »

smh Shake, you live in New York. Just cruise some attractive Jewish woman and tell her you're a filmmaker. What are you doing dating lolicons off okcupid? Smh $:-\$

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17860 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:13:59 PM »

i wish i could find a nice angry jew girl to hate me and resent me because i'm german.

Diunx · « **Reply #17861 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:14:44 PM »

Nothing wrong with a 17 yeár old

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17862 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:00:56 PM »

Her being Asian, she could have been 27 and still looked 17. Also her being Asian she is probably as smart as a 27 year old. If you play with the stereotypes it all works out.

Raban · « **Reply #17863 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 22, 2010, 01:00:56 PM

Her being Asian, she could have been 27 and still looked 17. Also her being Asian she is probably as smart as a 27 year old. If you play with the stereotypes it all works out.

smh Arvie

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17864 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:31:45 PM »

queit, you head-shaker!

Cheebs · « **Reply #17865 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:25:00 PM »

I've seen her, he showed me her blog she has. I lost the link. She is obsessed with Zooey Deschanel. No idea what the link is now though. Not bad looking. Very high school hipster asian girl looking.

Cheebs · « **Reply #17866 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:04:27 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 22, 2010, 02:55:30 PM

tell him to fuck her

I have! He said she texted him asking to see him again.

Raban · « **Reply #17867 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:13:50 PM »

It's a long shot, but would anybody on EB happen to know the name of the song in this video? Also a good skate video if you're into that.
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17868 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:20:10 PM »

Juzu aka Moochy - Snake Head Koza

http://www.myspace.com/juzuakamoochy

Raban · « **Reply #17869 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:20:54 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17870 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:21:48 PM »

Here's a better video, with all the information:

[youtube=560,345]JVGgqvsz3qA[/youtube]

Raban · « **Reply #17871 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:23:42 PM »

So do you want a bj or an hj?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17872 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:28:34 PM »

Quote from: startselect on October 22, 2010, 03:23:42 PM

So do you want a bj or an hj?

Buy me Numen on Steam and we'll call it even.

Raban · « **Reply #17873 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:29:59 PM »

Ahaha, nice try. How do you not have $2?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17874 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:30:50 PM »

Quote from: startselect on October 22, 2010, 03:29:59 PM

Ahaha, nice try. How do you not have $2?

I was gonna buy it anyway, but why not have someone else do it for me?

Raban · « **Reply #17875 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:32:39 PM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #17876 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 22, 2010, 03:07:53 PM

Bring this motherfucker over here, I wanna hear about it from the milkshake himself

He isn't banned here, there is nothing stoppping him.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #17877 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:59:16 PM »

Knowing Shake, she's probably a cheeseburger.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #17878 on:** October 22, 2010, 06:37:21 PM »

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"She is so hot, my ultimate fantasy is for me to meet her and tell her a knock knock joke so funny that she laughs till tears stream down her face and then she gets a sultry look in her eyes, grabs my crotch and says "you can do whatever you want to me tonight". Holy fuck would I take her up on her offer.

First up I'd give her a hot soapy enema cause theres going to be a LOT of ass stuff. I then proceed to fuck her ass (condom) press my thumbs into her quivering abdomen, pick her up and press her back into the wall getting off to the pressure from squeezing her sloshing half pregnant looking stomach into mine till she begs me to stop cause she needs to shit, as it rushes out I slap her in the face. Now we may begin

I take two jars of jam and empty them into her ass which I then fuck (no condom) stopping every few minutes for ass to mouth. I then get out the Kamu Sutra and do every fucked up position I can think of, spend ten minutes distractedly fingering her asshole and then start spanking her while wearing a pilgrim hat and angrily quoting from a Bible in my free hand(I'm not christian I just think that would be funny) before I drag her by the hair out to the trampoline in my backyard, pick her up from behind and wrap my arms under her thighs and stick it in her ass and jump bfor awhile, then turn around and stick it in her pussy and have her wrap her legs around me, start jumping till I get a good rythym going then make a huge ten foot plus jump in the air making sure to remove my cock so only an inch is in her pussy so that it SLAMS back in as I land on my ass, it is at this time that I hope she starts crying. I will then flip her over and play her ass like a bongo drum as I sing a silly African tribal gibberish song in tune to her sobs.

I will then take her out to my barn and tie her feet to two bungee cords I shall hang to the bannister and give her a push so she starts swaying and alternately slap her ass and tits as she sways by. I will then climb up the cords and position myself between her legs and drop down into her, and make Tarzan yells as we sway around the barn.

I will then untie her and take her up to the bathtub put a white t-shirt on her, fill up the tub with cold water and ice cubes put her in and furiously masturbate and take video/pictures of her shivering. (Freezing women is a Weird fetish I haven't had luck finding in porn).

Take her out to the lake and put on some scuba gear, go underwater and fuck her in all sorts of outer space positions, offering her a quick hit from my oxygen tank when she starts to claw at my body which I quickly replace with my cock.

drag her gasping to the shore and slap her repeatedly with my PENIS cause its something I've always wanted to try, play a game of risk, gagging bj, fisting, put on a tophat, kiss her hand and thank her for an enchanting evening."

ummmm....yeah

This is the only funny thing I've read on Reddit... maybe ever.

http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/aay1v/i_take_two_jars_of_jam_and_empty_them_into/c0gor3y

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17879 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:43:49 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 22, 2010, 06:37:21 PM

This is the only funny thing I've read on Reddit... maybe ever.

http://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/aay1v/i_take_two_jars_of_jam_and_empty_them_into/c0gor3y

wow. Who knew a knock knock joke was all you needed to get all that ass action?

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