Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Boogie]

Shake goes on a date

(Image removed from quote.)

Fun fact.

The asian girl Shake met from okcupid is 17 and in high school. Shake is 21.

Umm, so?  Divide by two, add seven.  He's good.

[TakingBackSunday]

Yeah that's not so odd.  It is illegal, but still, not really odd.

[Boogie]

Bring this motherfucker over here, I wanna hear about it from the milkshake himself

Shut the fuck up, wrath.

[Boogie]

Yeah that's not so odd.  It is illegal, but still, not really odd.

Silly Americans and your backwards consent laws.

[demi]

Boogie getting desperate now with math

"It's cool man! She looks old enough! I finally have a date! I DONTCARE I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY : ("

[TakingBackSunday]

jesus dude 

[Fresh Prince]

demi's pretty right on this one. shake seems a bit desperate to go out with a highschool chick. atleast they're on the same maturity level

[AdmiralViscen]

One more laugh out of the WYL redirect:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23994601&postcount=11982

This shmuck thinks Evilore owns Evilbore

[Joe Molotov]

One more laugh out of the WYL redirect:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23994601&postcount=11982

This shmuck thinks Evilore owns Evilbore

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Stoney Mason]

To be fair it is confusing if you aren't caught up on all the drama.

[Boogie]

Boogie getting desperate now with math

"It's cool man! She looks old enough! I finally have a date! I DONTCARE I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY : ("

There's no personal stake in my above post.  I have impartially advocated the /2 +7  rule for a decade. It's in the Bro Code.  I mean, hell, I just defended Shake, for God sake.

[Great Rumbler]

I thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.

[Boogie]

I thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.

I'm a bastion of Canadian law and order. Our age of consent is 16.

[Great Rumbler]

I thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.

I'm a bastion of Canadian law and order. Our age of consent is 16.

Sounds like an excuse a filthy, Liberal HIPPY would make.

[Joe Molotov]

Canada only has like a few thousand women, IIRC. They had to bend the rules a little.

[Brehvolution]

I thought Boogie was Evilbore's bastion of law and order? SMH, Boogie.

I'm a bastion of Canadian law and order. Our age of consent is 16.

Sounds like an excuse a filthy, Liberal HIPPY would make.

You mean a man with common sense and a govt. to back him up would make?

[Great Rumbler]

Not my problem that Canada is made up of liberal commies. Go say "hi" to STALIN for me, Boogie.

[Brehvolution]

Go pay $1000 a month for "health care", American.

[Boogie]

Not my problem that Canada is made up of liberal commies. Go say "hi" to STALIN for me, Boogie.

Horosho, tovarisch!

(I'm on my iPhone, can't manage to type out the Cyrillic )

[Boogie]

Go pay $1000 a month for "health care", American.

Single payer health care + additional government benefits ftw!

(fuckers won't chip in for my needed braces tho, grrr)

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[/youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

[Tieno]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[/youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

orchestrated

[ToxicAdam]

Don't kill my illusion. Next you're going to tell me reality tv is fake.

[Tieno]

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[Tieno]

Jobs

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[Raban]

I've never thrown up in my life until I read that Facebook image. Yuck.

[drew]

that isnt possible, shut up

[lennedsay]

God it's like reading my cousin's wall, only his name is Jake instead of Blake. They get into huge fights on his wall, like a status update with 40 something comments. But we always fuck with him because I'm sure it pisses her off while he thinks it's funny.

Jake's status update: love you bab!!! (no e)
My husband: Love you too Jake!   

[Tieno]

God it's like reading my cousin's wall, only his name is Jake instead of Blake. They get into huge fights on his wall, like a status update with 40 something comments. But we always fuck with him because I'm sure it pisses her off while he thinks it's funny.

Jake's status update: love you bab!!! (no e)
My husband: Love you too Jake!   

take screencaps of that wall and then post them here, lennedsay.

[Tieno]

[lennedsay]

God it's like reading my cousin's wall, only his name is Jake instead of Blake. They get into huge fights on his wall, like a status update with 40 something comments. But we always fuck with him because I'm sure it pisses her off while he thinks it's funny.

Jake's status update: love you bab!!! (no e)
My husband: Love you too Jake!   

take screencaps of that wall and then post them here, lennedsay.

We always say we need to but the only time I check FB is mobile, so fuck it. If we get around to it, I will just for you.

Posted from iPhone

[Great Rumbler]

(Image removed from quote.)

That last guy probably grabbed her butt.

[Brehvolution]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

Awesome

[chronovore]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[/youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

If that was orchestrated, then this is the best one:
[youtube=560,345] llMdIL_LFV0[/youtube]

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah that's not so odd.  It is illegal, but still, not really odd.

17 is age of consent in NY. Trust me, I've looked into it.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhC1GDAA4qicCqkieZ
 

[Raban]

that isnt possible, shut up

Actually it is! Excluding that poor joke I just made, I have never thrown up in my life. Yay me!

[Beezy]

If that was orchestrated, then this is the best one:
[youtube=560,345] llMdIL_LFV0[/youtube]

He threw it at a known spawn point. This is the greatest MW2 knife throw kill:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Third]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24005605&postcount=455

Best ban ever. 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

This might be some of the worst reporting ever. Not only do they make up a fact, they also write off one of the most important inventions in modern electronics because it isn't anything like the iPod.
http://gizmodo.com/5671670/sony-kills-the-cassette-walkman-on-the-ipods-birthday

[etiolate]

Sonic is red, white and blue.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And the red isn't his shoes =x

[close]

[Fresh Prince]

How come people hate fat things except cock, tits, arse and pussy?

[Diunx]

Cuz no one wanna rub no skinny tits.

[etiolate]

FP, how did pussy get into that collection

[demi]

FP, how did pussy get into that collection

Fat chicks have chubby vaginas man. Squeeze em if you got em.

[Fresh Prince]

personal preference, mayne

[etiolate]

fat cats <3

[Joe Molotov]

Sonic is red, white and blue.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And the red isn't his shoes =x

[close]

And green.

[Purple Filth]

i was there going through the Wii homebrew thread on GAF and saw this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23923933&postcount=8173

when did this happen? 

[Raban]

i was there going through the Wii homebrew thread on GAF and saw this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23923933&postcount=8173

when did this happen? 

Are you asking when Dragona got de-modded? I'm interested too.

[demi]

She probably did it so she could talk about piracy without being a hypocrite mod :whistle

[Purple Filth]

i was there going through the Wii homebrew thread on GAF and saw this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23923933&postcount=8173

when did this happen? 

Are you asking when Dragona got de-modded? I'm interested too.

yep

[Cindi Mayweather]

She retired; that's it

[demi]

She retired; that's it

Nope; real talk

[Joe Molotov]

She retired; that's it

She's not retired; you're retired

It's not her fault she was born without oxygen.

[MCD]

Someone invite her, please.