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Diunx

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That cannon is so awesome.
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Raban

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=124561

I can't believe this is still up. I love how demi and Joe have quotes on one of the images. Joe's quote :heart
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ManaByte

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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Phoenix Dark

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So how is she talking on a cellphone with no satellites/cellphone network lmao
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Dickie Dee

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If I'm to extrapolate from the X-files, an early last century cellphone would be the size of several locomotive cars.
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T-Short

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"it's not an AM/FM radio, because obviously it's 1928"

oh, so why couldn't the time traveler have brought a radio instead of a phone? :smug
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Yeti

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It seems obvious to me that the "black device" is just a shadow cast by her hand on her face and the lady is just scratching at her temple/adjusting her hat?  ???
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fistfulofmetal

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but why is she talking hmm>?
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ManaByte

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It is a hearing aid. She's testing her voice with it. Here's the exact one she's using:

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Stoney Mason

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Tieno

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viral marketeer.
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Diunx

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

How much of an idiot do you have to be to believe this?
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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I've spent my whole life going to allergists and getting prescriptions for allergy shit that didn't help. All of my tests would come back negative except for a mild allergy to cats, which I'm never around and am rarely around people that own cats who would have dander on their clothes.

Now I'm doing treatments for migraines and my allergies are dwindling. Before I thought I had a migraine because my allergies were really bad and my sinuses were so congested, but it's the opposite - I have allergy-type symptoms because my migraine is so bad it triggered everything in my head to explode basically. :lol Made a lot more sense when the doc said it, but basically a migraine can trigger much more than just pain. Nerve endings are going wild all over my head! But omg my allergies and migraines are so much better. :bow2

I used to get migraines all the time until I got braces.  Apparently the teeth that weren't coming in correctly must have been affecting the nerves I guess.
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lennedsay

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Same thing is going on with my husband now, only he doesn't have braces yet.  :( Luckily he doesn't get major migraines, but some tension headaches (and LOTS of hangover headaches). I was blown away because his teeth look ok but apparently they don't make the right arch shapes, and the side teeth go in a perfectly straight line rather than curve. We're in the beginning stages of dentist work now... The dentist touched a certain part of his neck right at the back of his head on the sides and said, "I bet this hurts here huh?" and my husband got all :uguu

Mine is all genetic, unfortunately, so I just have to stay on preventatives.  :-\
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Phoenix Dark

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[youtube=560,345]zW6tpk0uquw[/youtube]
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Raban

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
:rofl
"If you gotta pull a burner on a ni**a..."
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Fresh Prince

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24061424&postcount=5

First of all- I called it. Second of all, leave my future baby momma alone ToxicAdam :punch
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ToxicAdam

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I like Rihianna, but that song is some grade A shit there. Even Gwen Stefani wouldn't record that generic crap.


Fresh Prince

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but it's so catchy. Here she's just ripping off generic eurobeat-something instead of beyonce\gaga\mia
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Phoenix Dark

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another bad rhianna song. i've heard that beat before

So sad that urban music artists are forced to release an album every year to stay relevant, or risk being replaced by someone else.
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Cindi Mayweather

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QUEEN GAGA
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Stoney Mason

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Sounds like all pop music out there to me.

Phoenix Dark

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Seriously, what happened to touring for a year and a half, having a nervous breakdown, getting addicted to a drug, then releasing your masterpiece a year later.
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Fresh Prince

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my defence is rihanna's legs
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Robo

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Has Rihanna always sounded like Gaga-lite?
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Raban

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Has Rihanna always sounded like Gaga-lite?

Only recently.
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Philip Cardgage

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 :yuck

Phoenix Dark

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 :lol
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Philip Cardgage

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That's almost as bad as this album probably is.


 :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck



Phoenix Dark

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leper rygar, ban willco
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Philip Cardgage

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She's like the tubby girl that works at the starbucks near my office that runs to take a huge dump every 3 minutes.


Robo

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Coffee makes me have to poop, too.  :heartbeat
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Philip Cardgage

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I'd never date a girl that shits that much.

Phoenix Dark

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ok
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Philip Cardgage

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PD likes the stink ass, confirmed.

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I would never date a woman with all that built up excrement inside her.  release it, baby.

Philip Cardgage

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I'm sure his mom took him in to the the Sears changing room with her when he was little.

Raban

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I would never date a woman with all that built up excrement inside her.  release it, baby.

If you drink coffee often, you shit often. End of story.
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Mupepe

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Okay.  I don't know if anyone was arguing against that.

Phoenix Dark

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smh

No I don't like stink ass. Can't believe an esteemed ass man of my reputation would even have to go on the record with this
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Raban

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:-\
/leaves thread
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lennedsay

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Really glad I decided to browse at lunch, guys.  :-X
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Philip Cardgage

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leendsey, what do you think about girls that take like 10 dumps a day?

lennedsay

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Usually, absolutely disgusted. But if I was constipated or something, I'd probably be jealous and cry myself to sleep.

That's not exactly a "woman" or "girl" though either, you know? :yuck
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Philip Cardgage

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yeah, she's a shit monster.

i can only imagine what her apt smells like.

etiolate

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you are spending a lot of time thinking about her

Philip Cardgage

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I just saw her at lunch plus the couer de pirate stuff = this discussion.

Philip Cardgage

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Wunderbar!

ManaByte

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OH MY GOD  :o :o :o :o :o
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]


I would like to be the first to welcome our robot overlords. :bow
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Raban

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So...weird.
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lennedsay

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I worked with a girl like that once, mojo. She'd sweat all the time and was always frazzled. I won't say her nickname the boys made up for her but it was a shortened version of a famous football player's name, because she resembled a linebacker or something.

She finally has a boyfriend now.  :interracial
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Philip Cardgage

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And I'm still single  :'(

lennedsay

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Well if I see Tomo change her FB status to single, I'll PM you.  :-*
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Philip Cardgage

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Uhhh, no thanks :(

lennedsay

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Don't worry. It's a skit entitled Lowered Expectations anyway.
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ToxicAdam

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[youtube=560,345]AnZszGvpTrQ& [/youtube]

Philip Cardgage

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Don't worry. It's a skit entitled Lowered Expectations anyway.
[youtube=560,345]VRcj9WbHLjk[/youtube]

Van Cruncheon

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i love how creepy japabots are always female in appearance

no wait, i don't love that at all
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Phoenix Dark

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I'd set the over/under of how many times he has jizzed in her mouth at 10
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