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« Reply #18300 on: November 03, 2010, 04:37:03 AM »
I have a portable hotplate or two for you.
Subtle and clever, I like.
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« Reply #18301 on: November 03, 2010, 04:40:14 AM »
First video footage of PD:
[youtube=560,345]Brk7UH3R5u8[/youtube]
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« Reply #18302 on: November 03, 2010, 05:30:47 AM »
:punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

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« Reply #18303 on: November 03, 2010, 05:58:13 AM »
My new favorite commercials
[youtube=560,345]X21mJh6j9i4[/youtube]
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« Reply #18304 on: November 03, 2010, 08:49:55 AM »
:rofl BT I love you boo

Talking about how pretty or cute (or not cute) the girls are and talking about eating their puffy sideways hamburgers (or giving them the cock of Wrath) are two completely different things. :wag Wrath

But I still love you too brotha.
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« Reply #18305 on: November 03, 2010, 08:50:20 AM »
>Chrome is useless

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« Reply #18306 on: November 03, 2010, 08:55:39 AM »
I like women, girls, anything feminine really. If you're over 15 and hot, you're getting my cock

15 will get you 20 over here son.
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« Reply #18307 on: November 03, 2010, 09:34:35 AM »
Yeah, I think I'm done with Chrome.

Fuck, even Gmail doesn't work properly in it.

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« Reply #18308 on: November 03, 2010, 09:59:52 AM »
God, AdBlock for chrome is useless. It blocks the annoying new flash ads on GAF, but then after refreshing they reappear. If someone succeeds in blocking them with the right filters, please copy/paste the filters.

They piss me so much that I'm considering going back to Firefox just so I could block them.

You're not using FlashBlock?
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« Reply #18309 on: November 03, 2010, 10:29:06 AM »
Selena Gomez is hot.  :tauntaun

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« Reply #18312 on: November 03, 2010, 11:08:59 AM »
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Thanks, I needed the laugh after the Florida governor's race.
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« Reply #18313 on: November 03, 2010, 11:17:16 AM »
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Thanks, I needed the laugh after the Florida governor's race.

sounds like someone could use some good ol FLORIDA WEED

oh wait
weed

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« Reply #18314 on: November 03, 2010, 11:55:00 AM »
You're not using FlashBlock?

From my experience with the Firefox version of Flashblock: it will block ALL flash content, with the frame still visible, unless told otherwise, which isn't what I'm looking for.

However I'll give it a quick test, maybe it's totally different or can be manually adjusted to behave like AdBlock.

No, that's how it is on Chrome too, I just have it disabled for some sites [like Youtube] and enabled for all the others.
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« Reply #18315 on: November 03, 2010, 11:58:55 AM »
Chrome pisses me off.  It is always crashing and when I open emails in gmail it opens it up on my primary monitor (dual monitor setup) but I can scroll or anything like that.  The only way to get it back to normal is to close out the gmail tab.  Bleh

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« Reply #18316 on: November 03, 2010, 12:02:36 PM »
Sounds like you guys need Hotmail; the ONLY good email.

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« Reply #18317 on: November 03, 2010, 12:06:31 PM »
Sounds like you guys need Hotmail; the ONLY good email.

:rock
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18318 on: November 03, 2010, 12:14:26 PM »
Slick Willy.
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« Reply #18320 on: November 03, 2010, 01:12:24 PM »
thats awesome

and so is "sideways hamburger"
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« Reply #18321 on: November 03, 2010, 02:28:21 PM »
Stumbled upon this article, which was a great read after my friend telling me he's rasing his baby as a vegan.

http://gorillabob.blogspot.com/2007/06/why-its-okay-to-hate-vegans.html

If vegans weren't so fucking annoying, I wouldn't mind them at all. But every Vegan I know is a piece of shit.

To the point that they're picky about what beer they drink when we go out.

"Oh, Rickards has isinglass. Lets get something else."

OY

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« Reply #18322 on: November 03, 2010, 02:38:04 PM »
The Hulkster must really need money.  :(

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« Reply #18323 on: November 03, 2010, 02:41:14 PM »
brooke hogan is so hot.

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« Reply #18324 on: November 03, 2010, 02:50:11 PM »
I thought organic wine was vegan?

Oh fuck, am I ever going to drop a bomb next time I see my friend drink some.

Seriously, this one couple refused to come to my friends wedding cause they didn't want to accommodate their vegan diet. It would have cost them an extra 150$ each plate to prepare something for them, so my friend told them to eat before they came.

As someone who grew up lactose intolerant, I'd go to events all the time and not be able to eat anything. I was fine with it, and it wasn't even a fucking choice!

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« Reply #18325 on: November 03, 2010, 03:00:05 PM »
Bwa ha ha, some people I know WILL NOT be happy.

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« Reply #18326 on: November 03, 2010, 03:04:32 PM »
Bwa ha ha, some people I know WILL NOT be happy.

"want some more eggs and wine?"
"I don't eat eggs, I'm a vegan"
"so why you drinking eggs and wine?"
" :fbm "
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« Reply #18327 on: November 03, 2010, 03:08:12 PM »
Stumbled upon this article, which was a great read after my friend telling me he's rasing his baby as a vegan.

http://gorillabob.blogspot.com/2007/06/why-its-okay-to-hate-vegans.html

If vegans weren't so fucking annoying, I wouldn't mind them at all. But every Vegan I know is a piece of shit.

To the point that they're picky about what beer they drink when we go out.

"Oh, Rickards has isinglass. Lets get something else."

OY

I classify vegans with PETA, libertarians, homeopathic medicine users, and those that worship The Secret: fringe groups for honkeys that are made possible only by suburban privilege.
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« Reply #18328 on: November 03, 2010, 03:08:13 PM »
I have no problem with people that do it for health reasons. As dumb as they are, they usually don't treat it like a cult. Where vegans that do it to "save" animals are constantly talking about it.

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« Reply #18329 on: November 03, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
Stumbled upon this article, which was a great read after my friend telling me he's rasing his baby as a vegan.

http://gorillabob.blogspot.com/2007/06/why-its-okay-to-hate-vegans.html

If vegans weren't so fucking annoying, I wouldn't mind them at all. But every Vegan I know is a piece of shit.

To the point that they're picky about what beer they drink when we go out.

"Oh, Rickards has isinglass. Lets get something else."

OY

I classify vegans with PETA, libertarians, homeopathic medicine users, and those that worship The Secret: fringe groups for honkeys that are made possible only by suburban privilege.

I actually had one tell me that because he's not eating animals, there will be more food for impoverished countries.
 :duh

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« Reply #18330 on: November 03, 2010, 03:45:15 PM »
http://www.giantbomb.com/hulk-and-brooke-thunder-thighs-hogan-try-out-def-jam-rapstar/17-3447/

What in the fuck.
Mickey Rourke wishes he got along with his daughter that well. :(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Wrestler, duh.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #18331 on: November 03, 2010, 03:47:47 PM »
I could understand that spoiler if this was a black forum Beezy. Everyone has seen the movie here bro
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« Reply #18332 on: November 03, 2010, 04:23:48 PM »
lies

Bulleta, have you seen The Wrestler?

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« Reply #18333 on: November 03, 2010, 04:46:50 PM »
never much cared about vegans one way or the other, if they wanted to put extra hoops in life to jump through and not just simply not eat meat like a vegatarian that's their business

but when I heard they didn't eat honey because the bees were being enslaved  :wtf
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« Reply #18334 on: November 03, 2010, 05:07:02 PM »
 :nsfw

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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« Reply #18335 on: November 03, 2010, 05:16:58 PM »
WHY

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« Reply #18336 on: November 03, 2010, 05:28:15 PM »
GOD
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« Reply #18337 on: November 03, 2010, 05:37:49 PM »
Japanese people are amazing.
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« Reply #18338 on: November 03, 2010, 05:41:35 PM »
[youtube=560,345]SVjLm22JVFU[/youtube]
 :lol
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« Reply #18339 on: November 03, 2010, 05:42:12 PM »
i knew i recognized that dude. isn't he from ichi the killer
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« Reply #18340 on: November 03, 2010, 06:37:24 PM »


fat chinese girl? stop the presses and take pictures for photographic evidence we are witnessing history

either that or she's an american tourist
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« Reply #18341 on: November 03, 2010, 06:42:26 PM »
He's awful. Right along with Evilore. But honestly who cares. Anyone who posts over there knows the moderation is complete horseshit. Don't move to Nazi Germany if you want your freedom.
Imagine him in real life!

In real life, he's probably ineffectual and unnoticeable. People that wield power this way on the internet have none in real life.

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« Reply #18342 on: November 03, 2010, 06:51:11 PM »
My new favorite commercials
[youtube=560,345]X21mJh6j9i4[/youtube]

Wow, those are great. That's nearly Japanese TV levels of weirdness.

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #18343 on: November 03, 2010, 06:55:02 PM »
In real life, he's probably ineffectual and unnoticeable. People that wield power this way on the internet have none in real life.
Nah going by his real life history he posts i.e. hitting his mother etc the guy seems to be always on a power trip in one way or another.
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« Reply #18345 on: November 03, 2010, 07:08:35 PM »
I've been severely disappointed by the AVclub's series on the grunge era. The writing for it is so full of self-loathing and hatred for their own youth that it taints almost every paragraph. To grow up during an important music period and miss the point of it due to your insecurities is such a fucking waste.

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Nope, it was the fame that killed him, pure and simple; Cobain’s demise had made him a martyr for sensitive, camera-shy artists, and Vedder rushed to pound the nails in.

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Vedder does it in a manly baritone so as not to alienate his core audience, but still—a song like “Daughter” would have never come from a meat-and-potatoes rock band of Pearl Jam’s stature a few years earlier. Along with the similarly folkie “Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town,” Vedder turned feminine character studies into group-friendly sing-alongs for millions of young men who were otherwise blissfully clueless about the female experience.

fucking roll eyes

Daughter could have been Son. Fuck, it's treading in the same ground as Alive.

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« Reply #18346 on: November 03, 2010, 07:09:54 PM »
Stumbled upon this article, which was a great read after my friend telling me he's rasing his baby as a vegan.

http://gorillabob.blogspot.com/2007/06/why-its-okay-to-hate-vegans.html

If vegans weren't so fucking annoying, I wouldn't mind them at all. But every Vegan I know is a piece of shit.

To the point that they're picky about what beer they drink when we go out.

"Oh, Rickards has isinglass. Lets get something else."

OY

I classify vegans with PETA, libertarians, homeopathic medicine users, and those that worship The Secret: fringe groups for honkeys that are made possible only by suburban privilege.

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« Reply #18347 on: November 03, 2010, 07:14:35 PM »
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Vedder does it in a manly baritone so as not to alienate his core audience, but still—a song like “Daughter” would have never come from a meat-and-potatoes rock band of Pearl Jam’s stature a few years earlier. Along with the similarly folkie “Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town,” Vedder turned feminine character studies into group-friendly sing-alongs for millions of young men who were otherwise blissfully clueless about the female experience.
:lol

admit it fagz, you liked good music as a kid. now you like hipster bullshit music as an adult. such is life
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« Reply #18348 on: November 03, 2010, 07:20:15 PM »
50 cent is so awesome.

I wonder when he'll start doing stand up.  I'd go see him!

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« Reply #18349 on: November 03, 2010, 08:02:59 PM »
wha

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« Reply #18350 on: November 03, 2010, 10:22:57 PM »
[youtube=560,345]JJY6E5JftZs&feature=related[/youtube]

Love how every kid on the stairs is just chillin'

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« Reply #18351 on: November 03, 2010, 11:20:47 PM »
:lol

I wonder what happened to his balls? A piece of the board stabbed him or some shit? I'm dieing here. It doesn't look like his legs separated enough to tear his shit up.

Edit: Just watched it some more, yeah one half of the board flies up into his berries. Holy fuck.
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« Reply #18352 on: November 04, 2010, 12:40:36 AM »
lies

Bulleta, have you seen The Wrestler?

Yeah, netflixed it awhile back.

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« Reply #18353 on: November 04, 2010, 01:34:56 AM »
damn you PD

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« Reply #18354 on: November 04, 2010, 02:01:29 AM »
I haven't seen The Wrestler yet
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« Reply #18355 on: November 04, 2010, 02:23:13 AM »
Canadians don't count
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« Reply #18356 on: November 04, 2010, 08:48:29 AM »
Rooster is a better song than almost anything bands like Vampire Weekend can ever pray to make.

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« Reply #18357 on: November 04, 2010, 10:28:26 AM »
grunge is mostly bad music, Pearl Jam excluded.  Nirvana blows.

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« Reply #18358 on: November 04, 2010, 11:17:04 AM »
grunge is mostly bad music, Pearl Jam excluded.  Nirvana blows.

I agree.

But Soundgarden, Sonic Youth, Alice in Chains, Flaming Lips (sorta grunge) were all amazing.

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« Reply #18359 on: November 04, 2010, 11:23:01 AM »
I've been severely disappointed by the AVclub's series on the grunge era. The writing for it is so full of self-loathing and hatred for their own youth that it taints almost every paragraph. To grow up during an important music period and miss the point of it due to your insecurities is such a fucking waste.

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Nope, it was the fame that killed him, pure and simple; Cobain’s demise had made him a martyr for sensitive, camera-shy artists, and Vedder rushed to pound the nails in.

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Vedder does it in a manly baritone so as not to alienate his core audience, but still—a song like “Daughter” would have never come from a meat-and-potatoes rock band of Pearl Jam’s stature a few years earlier. Along with the similarly folkie “Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town,” Vedder turned feminine character studies into group-friendly sing-alongs for millions of young men who were otherwise blissfully clueless about the female experience.

fucking roll eyes

Daughter could have been Son. Fuck, it's treading in the same ground as Alive.

It’s refreshing to see someone analyze the grunge era without nostalgia-tinted spectacles or outright loathing it for what it has spawned in the last decade. 

But whatever you think of the article, your chosen quotations are pretty piss-poor to use to rail against the AVClub hipsters.  The first is in regard to Vedder’s reaction to Cobain’s death; his (and others) exclusive finger-pointing to the media, it having little to do with the fact that he was a perpetually self-loathing smack addict on the verge of losing his wife.

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“You know, all these people… lining up to say that his death was so fucking inevitable… well, if it was inevitable for him, it’s gonna be inevitable for me, too,” Vedder thundered to writer Allan Jones a month after Cobain’s death under the headline “I’m Not Your Fuckin’ Messiah” in Melody Maker. “See, people like him and me, we can’t be real. It’s a contradiction. We can’t be these people who just write these songs. We have to live up to the expectations of a million people.”

The writer isn’t wrong; Vedder, and others tooting the same horn, set up Cobain as a martyr for serious artists outside the corporate grasp.

The second quote isn’t saying Pearl Jam fell off after “Ten” -- it’s saying, at the time, a band as famous as Pearl Jam, or with a similar jock-rock appeal, could never have gotten away with writing songs as challenging or with the sort of depth and message of Daughter, Elderly Woman Behind the Counter, or yes, Alive.  You’re reading negativity where it doesn’t exist.
 
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