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[youtube=560,345]JOPbyl7r8gk [/youtube]First vid of Project Offset in quite awhile. Nice, but starting to look old already.
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I dunno this is just weird, did GI joe ever talk about kiddly diddling?[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex."Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier."When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met.""I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.Saying that fucking is his "calling and [his] one true passion," Woods spoke of how he has always adored the sight of a neatly trimmed mound, the smell of fresh stank early in the morning when the labia glisten with dewy juices, and the feel of a perfect impact with a woman's vagina."That sensation just flows right up the shaft, through my hands, and quavers up and down my spine," Woods said. "Ever since I was 16, I've loved that feeling. It's like new every time.""To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.The 34-year-old sexual superstar said he is "far from satisfied" by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects to return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not be in top form at first."I'll probably be a little rusty," Woods said. "But once I swing the old cock around a few times and get it in the first couple holes, I'm confident that I'll still be able to drive it as deep as I always have.""There will be times when I get into some thick muff, and I'll have to set my jaw and hack my way through it," Woods continued. "Just keep my head down and hit that with all the force I can muster. I welcome the challenge."Woods believes that his long game, which relies on innate strength and stamina, has probably suffered the least from his hiatus, but that his finesse, iron control, and deft touch around the hole are aspects of his game that may be slow to come back."I just have to take my time, visualize the line, and read the grain and the slope of the vulva correctly," Woods said. "It's really all mental at that point."Reaction to Woods' announcement has been generally positive. Many of his closest friends, including Mark O'Mera, said that Woods' return would undoubtedly be great for sex, and that, selfishly, he loves to watch Woods out there doing his thing.Woods' fans have also been supportive."I'm so glad Tiger is coming back," said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. "He's the best."Woods concluded his press conference by saying that he is looking forward to chasing Jack Nicklaus' record of fucking 18 major babes at one time.
GAF buy/sell thread is nigh unreadable. Why do people insist on bumping/reposting their shit? If it aint selling, put it on eBay or CL. God damn.
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Dear Paramount Pictures,Thank you for considering my screenplay. While I appreciate your comments, I feel I must clarify a few things in regards to similarities you feel my screenplay has with this Robocop movie you brought up repeatedly.First, my screenplay, Cyber Policeman: Operation CrimeKill, is not just about some robot cop. It is about a cyborg policeman caught between gangs and corrupt corporations in a dystopian Detroit where criminals have overrun the city. It is a an epic tale about the war on crime, corporate control of America, and mankind's increasing reliance on technology.Just because Cyber Policeman and Robocop are both set in a dystopian Detroit and involve robots, it does not mean they are the same movie. Plenty of movies have robots and dystopias in them. And many are set in Detroit. Dreamgirls was set in Detroit, but I doubt you would see similarities there even if it had a robot in it or was set near, during, or after an apocalypse.You also pointed out that both my script and Robocop have a scene early on in a boardroom where a demonstration of another robot goes horribly awry. A lot of movies have a scene early on in a boardroom where a demonstration of another robot goes horribly awry. And in Cyborg Policeman: Operation CrimeKill, it is not just some scene that's just there for action (as I'm guessing it is in Robocop), it is there to set up the rivalry between two executives in this company.You seem to think the way this rivalry pays off is also an instance of "careless plagiarism." I believe it to be clearly coincidental that in both movies a selfish executive programs a secret fourth directive in the crime-fighting robot to prevent it from harming him. I guarantee if you were to type "fourth directive" into an IMDB keyword search, you would get at least three hundred results.The fact that in both movies the man who becomes the Cyborg Policeman/Robocop is shot to death in a steel mill is entirely irrelevant. In Rudy, Rudy's friend dies in a steel mill, but you don't seem to think that Cyborg Policeman: Operation CrimeKill is like Rudy (although the theme of the triumph of the human spirit certainly rings true in both).I do admit it strange that all the characters in Cyborg Policeman and Robocop have extremely similar names. But I do not think that just because my protagonist is named "Alex K. Murphy" and Robocop's is named "Alex J. Murphy" is a sign of "unabashed, shameless copying." A lot of people have similar names. Case in point: there were three other "Michael's" in my fifth grade class.I believe now you understand that your issues with my screenplay are simply trivial details. Cyborg Policeman: Operation CrimeKill is an exciting, well-crafted story encompassing jaw-dropping special effects and gripping human drama, not just an action movie about a robot cop.I have attached another copy of my screenplay, as well as the treatment for my next project, Alien Disguise: Blue Creatures On A Fantastic World.Sincerely, William J. Federman
A Response By An Aspiring Screenwriter Whose Screenplay Was Turned Down Because It Was Exactly Like Robocop by Michael LacherQuoteDear Paramount Pictures,Thank you for considering my screenplay. While I appreciate your comments, I feel I must clarify a few things in regards to similarities you feel my screenplay has with this Robocop movie you brought up repeatedly.First, my screenplay, Cyber Policeman: Operation CrimeKill, is not just about some robot cop. It is about a cyborg policeman caught between gangs and corrupt corporations in a dystopian Detroit where criminals have overrun the city. It is a an epic tale about the war on crime, corporate control of America, and mankind's increasing reliance on technology.Just because Cyber Policeman and Robocop are both set in a dystopian Detroit and involve robots, it does not mean they are the same movie. Plenty of movies have robots and dystopias in them. And many are set in Detroit. Dreamgirls was set in Detroit, but I doubt you would see similarities there even if it had a robot in it or was set near, during, or after an apocalypse.You also pointed out that both my script and Robocop have a scene early on in a boardroom where a demonstration of another robot goes horribly awry. A lot of movies have a scene early on in a boardroom where a demonstration of another robot goes horribly awry. And in Cyborg Policeman: Operation CrimeKill, it is not just some scene that's just there for action (as I'm guessing it is in Robocop), it is there to set up the rivalry between two executives in this company.You seem to think the way this rivalry pays off is also an instance of "careless plagiarism." I believe it to be clearly coincidental that in both movies a selfish executive programs a secret fourth directive in the crime-fighting robot to prevent it from harming him. I guarantee if you were to type "fourth directive" into an IMDB keyword search, you would get at least three hundred results.The fact that in both movies the man who becomes the Cyborg Policeman/Robocop is shot to death in a steel mill is entirely irrelevant. In Rudy, Rudy's friend dies in a steel mill, but you don't seem to think that Cyborg Policeman: Operation CrimeKill is like Rudy (although the theme of the triumph of the human spirit certainly rings true in both).I do admit it strange that all the characters in Cyborg Policeman and Robocop have extremely similar names. But I do not think that just because my protagonist is named "Alex K. Murphy" and Robocop's is named "Alex J. Murphy" is a sign of "unabashed, shameless copying." A lot of people have similar names. Case in point: there were three other "Michael's" in my fifth grade class.I believe now you understand that your issues with my screenplay are simply trivial details. Cyborg Policeman: Operation CrimeKill is an exciting, well-crafted story encompassing jaw-dropping special effects and gripping human drama, not just an action movie about a robot cop.I have attached another copy of my screenplay, as well as the treatment for my next project, Alien Disguise: Blue Creatures On A Fantastic World.Sincerely, William J. Federman http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/1/26lachler.html
Dutch-Bore.These songs. How absolutely amazing are they?Ik heb zoveel Nostalgia nu. Nederland FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WINThat's Katja Schuurman right? God, she's so hhhot[youtube=560,345][/youtube][youtube=560,345][/youtube]
Dibs on War-Greymon!
Like I said, the first two seasons were ace.The third does NOT exist.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1590783/
Hey, check out this biography vandalism I pulled on one friend. He has a separate imdb profile as a result now.
Carl Johnson (VII)Mini BiographyCarl Ronald Johnson was born on a rundown moisture farm in Calloa, Missouri in 1982. His father, Billy Dee Johnson, was a popular circus ringer at the time and put away enough money to buy a Super 8 camera, which became Carl's prized possession. Around the age of 8, Carl begin taping daily events, but had an eye for detail and pieced together his first coherent work - a montage of eating chickens set to "Walk the Line".Johnny Cash continued to become a huge influence in his life. As his homelife continued to deteriorate, his only escape the old Vitaphone that played the sweet music of the so-called Man in Black. At 12-years-old, he actually met Johnny Cash, who was traveling through Missouri on a record tour and it was then that he decided he would become a director/writer/producer/editor/sometimes actor.His cult films that have reached now mythic proportions, such as Moment of Divinity and Mona's Voice, pushed him into the forefront of the next generation of Hollywood talent. It was there, that he began instruction at the infamous New York Film Academy, and his class short, Territorial Markings, won the prestigious Laurel award at the Annual New York Film Academy Screening at Universal.Johnson now works as a Production Assistant on the hit Nickelodeon sitcom, Unfabulous.
Also, check out the message board where his former roommate got a bunch of NYFA grads to create accounts and berate him, and then he blows up at me.
