Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1167971 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4200 on:** February 22, 2010, 07:53:28 PM »

Yeah, he drove over the hill, knocked on my door and punched my apartment wall after he wrote that. True story.

demi · « **Reply #4201 on:** February 22, 2010, 08:09:09 PM »

Quote

Fact: Will Federman is a fat, fat man.

Cant argue with the facts

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4202 on:** February 22, 2010, 08:21:00 PM »

Hey, I did agree that one of those was factually correct!

demi · « **Reply #4203 on:** February 22, 2010, 08:23:08 PM »

You never specified man. Sounds like you're giving me the runaround.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #4204 on:** February 22, 2010, 08:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 22, 2010, 04:17:34 PM

Like I said, the first two seasons were ace.

The third does NOT exist.

WHAT?

the third was ok enough, just nowhere near the first 2 seasons

your line should be saved for the others after it, now those were complete fucking garbage.

The movie was fucking awesome

cool breeze · « **Reply #4205 on:** February 22, 2010, 08:49:02 PM »

September 5th to October 21st is a big gap between original post and reply. I assume that period was spent fact checking.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4206 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:17:51 PM »

liked the second one

Robo · « **Reply #4207 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:23:43 PM »

ass is stacked
tits, like a
hurricane

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4208 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:37:23 PM »

[youtube=560,345] VDanX-beShQ [/youtube]

Raban · « **Reply #4209 on:** February 22, 2010, 09:38:39 PM »

I think everyone here would be a member of the church of bros.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #4210 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:04:12 AM »

I had a very long train of thought on a religion where you just go somewhere to chill every week and we would sit around just bullshitting.

Raban · « **Reply #4211 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:05:49 AM »

that isn't much of a religion though.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #4212 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:06:54 AM »

Quote from: Raban on February 23, 2010, 12:05:49 AM

that isn't much of a religion though.

Sure it is. The message would be to chill the fuck out and don't let petty shit bother you. Lets play some videogames!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4213 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:07:05 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 23, 2010, 12:04:12 AM

I had a very long train of thought on a religion where you just go somewhere to chill every week and we would sit around just bullshitting.

The Church of Evilbore?

Raban · « **Reply #4214 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:07:31 AM »

Evilbore would be the best religion ever.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4215 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:03:18 AM »

[youtube=560,345]sIlyXs8VZvo[/youtube]

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4216 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:16:01 AM »

oh man. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4217 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:22:09 AM »

I forgot about the Driving on Salvia one (remember watching it a year or two ago)

[youtube=560,345]Nyv21qW7SQo[/youtube]

Bildi · « **Reply #4218 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:39:35 AM »

Bet he shit himself when that cat turned up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4219 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:40:40 AM »

[youtube=560,345]c1T61vX4wm4[/youtube]

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #4220 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:29:18 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19927628&postcount=27

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4221 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:47:17 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2010, 02:40:40 AM

[youtube=560,345]c1T61vX4wm4[/youtube]

Mupepe · « **Reply #4222 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:47:44 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 23, 2010, 11:29:18 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19927628&postcount=27

What annoys me is how the only time Gary Whitta pops up now is to say that Book of Eli has passed some new milestone. The 4th highest grossing Denzel movie ever! It made more than Waterworld now!

gahhhhhhhh stop. everyone there KNOWS you wrote it. There are already tons of people kissing your ass about it! you don't have to bring it up!

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #4223 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:49:08 AM »

Oh let the guy gloat. I wish I could brag about something every once in a while.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4224 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:52:38 AM »

There's nothing wrong with gloating. But that is the only thing he posts now. In the weekend box office thread he posted 3 times in there. people even asked him questions, but he didn't respond. he just made another post about how thanks to actuals it was actually above waterworld now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4225 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:02:11 PM »

Sounds like someone is jealous they didn't write a movie that made more money than Waterworld

Mupepe · « **Reply #4226 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:11:03 PM »

GODDAMMIT THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME AND MY FAILED SCREENPLAYS!

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4227 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:25:14 PM »

Gary Whitta sleeps well at night knowing the movie he wrote for didn't tank like Waterworld.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4228 on:** February 23, 2010, 12:32:54 PM »

for real real. i liked the movie and he seems like a really nice guy. but if you're going to insist that people kiss your ass, at least accomodate them accordingly. it's all i'm saying!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4229 on:** February 23, 2010, 01:04:23 PM »

Yeah, what a jerk, talking about the movie he wrote and all.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4230 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:22:50 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388382&page=3

people think Siebzehn50 is my alt account. would be hilarious if he got banned.

Robo · « **Reply #4231 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:31:40 PM »

If he's a bad enough poster to garner that confusion, he probably should be banned.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4232 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:32:27 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2010, 01:04:23 PM

Yeah, what a jerk, talking about the movie he wrote and all.

It's not that. But he interjects it where it doesn't belong, ignores questions and really doesn't talk about anything else. I loved it before the movie when he would actually talk about things regarding it. Not just randomly spouting off one line facts about it and ignoring following questions.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4233 on:** February 23, 2010, 02:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 23, 2010, 01:03:09 PM

I agree, its like he does nothing but talk about Book Of Eli now.

And I'd love to direct Rob Thomas's screenplays!

how about starring in it?

Diunx · « **Reply #4234 on:** February 23, 2010, 03:44:18 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 23, 2010, 02:22:50 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388382&page=3

people think Siebzehn50 is my alt account. would be hilarious if he got banned.

There's an gaffer with that same avatar and I was going to ask if that was your alt but them saw him posting about getting drunk or high and knew it wasn't you.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4235 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on February 23, 2010, 03:44:18 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on February 23, 2010, 02:22:50 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388382&page=3

people think Siebzehn50 is my alt account. would be hilarious if he got banned.

There's an gaffer with that same avatar and I was going to ask if that was your alt but them saw him posting about getting drunk or high and knew it wasn't you.

All part of his clever scheme!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4236 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:45:13 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388458

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4237 on:** February 23, 2010, 07:56:43 PM »

[youtube=560,345]IZ8WP4YkGY0[/youtube]

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #4238 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:42:08 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2010, 07:45:13 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388458

...And there goes her Disney contract.

Vizzys · « **Reply #4239 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:05:14 PM »

Quote from: M3wThr33 on February 23, 2010, 08:42:08 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2010, 07:45:13 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388458

...And there goes her Disney contract.

excellent photo progression

Bildi · « **Reply #4240 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:58:28 PM »

WOW.

I'm surprised men don't propose more often.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4241 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:11:15 PM »

Found in a Seattle parking lot today...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4242 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:14:23 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4243 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:15:40 PM »

After reading to the end the "Preparation H for Walter" starts to make a whole lot of sense.

Bildi · « **Reply #4244 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:17:36 PM »

I really hope Walter isn't a dog though.

And why are corn flakes and cheerios on the same line?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4245 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 10:17:36 PM

And why are corn flakes and cheerios on the same line?

Because they're both a type of cereal?

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #4246 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:29:45 PM »

Cucumber (XL)

Hamburger Helper

Bildi · « **Reply #4247 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:30:49 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2010, 10:18:35 PM

Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 10:17:36 PM
And why are corn flakes and cheerios on the same line?

Because they're both a type of cereal?

I see the problem, there's have a cultural gap - cheerio means mini-sausage to me rather than a breakfast cereal.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4248 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:31:24 PM »

I love Hambuger Helper, but I sure hope they ate after playing, and not before.

Bildi · « **Reply #4249 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:31:44 PM »

Quote from: Snuflupagulus on February 23, 2010, 10:29:45 PM

Cucumber (XL)

I missed that.

at the smiley face next to it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4250 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 10:30:49 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2010, 10:18:35 PM
Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 10:17:36 PM
And why are corn flakes and cheerios on the same line?

Because they're both a type of cereal?

I see the problem, there's have a cultural gap - cheerio means mini-sausage to me rather than a breakfast cereal.

I actually just got through eating a bowl of Cheerios.

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #4251 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:53:11 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 23, 2010, 10:31:24 PM

I love Hambuger Helper, but I sure hope they ate after playing, and not before.

Oh god. The horra, the horra. /Brando

Walter is going to be stretched like Gumby. But at least he'll have fresh choco cookies. And no wonder you thought that odd, Bildi. Corn flakes and small sausages would be kinda...

Or would they

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4252 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:58:58 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 10:17:36 PM

I really hope Walter isn't a dog though.

Whoever he is, he's also getting an XL buttplug.

Diunx · « **Reply #4253 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:24:22 PM »

Anal bees!?

Bildi · « **Reply #4254 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:35:59 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 23, 2010, 10:58:58 PM

Quote from: Bildi on February 23, 2010, 10:17:36 PM
I really hope Walter isn't a dog though.

Whoever he is, he's also getting an XL buttplug.

A horse? $:-\$

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4255 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:37:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388415

someone txtd me heavy rain spoilers now i am sad

Bildi · « **Reply #4256 on:** February 23, 2010, 11:52:05 PM »

How cruel, Heavy Rain had one thing to offer and someone took it away from him.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #4257 on:** February 24, 2010, 01:22:05 AM »

[youtube=560,345]A3pdvHXVrWA[/youtube]

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4258 on:** February 24, 2010, 01:32:09 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

BUILD A TURTLE FENCE

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4259 on:** February 24, 2010, 01:36:13 AM »

That's great.

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