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Howard Alan Treesong

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I would put the first minute of this ATTN up against their best!
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ToxicAdam

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That damn video made me look up what the hell the turtle fence was all about. Here's a link from 2007:

http://www.wzzm13.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=82665


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Another link: Triumph of the Cyborg Composer

http://www.miller-mccune.com/culture-society/triumph-of-the-cyborg-composer-8507/


About a fellow that devoted most of his life to developing AI to replicate classical music. His trials, tribulations and  the remorse he feels about his life. The page might take a few seconds to load because it has a few mp3's embedded.

« Last Edit: February 24, 2010, 01:52:20 AM by ToxicAdam »


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That is incredible :lol
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Raban

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Is that a custom set or something for sale? I may have to buy it if it's retail :lol
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 :o @ legos
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Raban

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That's something some dude built.

Shit.
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Howard Alan Treesong

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LEGO not displaying this morning :/
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=19958628&posted=1#post19958628
Funniest thread in a long time  :lol

PEOPLE POSTING THE SAME FUCKING THING FOR TWO PAGES HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!!!!
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=19958628&posted=1#post19958628
Funniest thread in a long time  :lol

:lol somebody called you satan for saying Sunshine > Galaxy
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:rofl 

why are they debating the placement of random stars on the new logo?

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:rofl 

why are they debating the placement of random stars on the new logo?

Because it doesn't say UR MR GAY anymore.
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Herr Mafflard

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does that means it's not a suitable game for the bore?  :(

Raban

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does that means it's not a suitable game for the bore?  :(

Evidently.
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I wish I gave two shits about Mario Galaxy 2 or Other M, but the only reason why I'm holding onto my Wii is because of NBA Jam.  :-*
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Phoenix Dark

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#t=5m0s

Nas lost  :lol
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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

BUILD A TURTLE FENCE

That was the best one since the lettuce.

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^_^

Phoenix Dark

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#t=5m0s

Nas lost  :lol
Illmatic>>>>>>>>>>>Your ass.

Agreed, it's my favorite hip hop album etc...but Nas lost

http://www.raptism.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=181
(pay no mind to #10 on that list)
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I had a good laugh at this.
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 :lol
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Great Rumbler

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Best webcomic ever.  :lol
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The Yeats one is money. :lol
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Phoenix Dark

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1. The man proclaims to be a speaker for the black youth and a new age revolutionary with his lyrics, yet has made a number of trashy hip pop songs which are the same thing he claims to detest. Hova sums it up with this line -

Is it "Oochie Wally Wally" or is it "One Mic"?
Is it "Black Girl Lost" or "shorty owe you for ice"?

Like 95% percent of rappers contradict themselves, this doesn't prove anything.
2. Once claimed that "queens nigg*z run you, ask russel simmons" in reference to Rocafella's bosses. Is now under Jay-Z's creative reign and wing at Def Jam.
He's no business man, and is not like Jay Z is forcing him to do shit or anything.
3. Watched his wife Carmen have sex with his enemy and then go sell her affair to the media. Watched her write a book containing intimate details involving nas and revealing embarassing details about his sexual relevance. Nas's daughter will one day read this material
A bitch is a bitch, I think Nas handled this maturely. Only 13 year old think he lost because of this.
4. His bodyguard came with a better flow on Oochie Wally.
His bodyguard never did anything on the level of Illmatic, It Was Written and Stillmatic.
5. Never succesfully put one of his artists into the game, fucked up the bravehearts his "closest" homies careers and that of an actually talented individuals in Quan & AZ.
Same goes for Ice Cube, and he's still top 5. They lost, not Nas.
6. Has never succesfully breached the buisness side of rap music, with label failure after failure and the cancellation of a recent reality show with his wife Kelis due to a lack of interest by the public.
True, but who really cares about his record labels and business when it comes to rappers? Dumbass's, thats who.
7. Jay has Beyonce, Nas has Kelis. Nas lost
Definitely Beyonce>>>>Kelis. But doesn't really have to do much with Nas.
8. Tony Yayo's debut album sold more then Hip Hop Is Dead.
And yet Tony Yayo was never relevant with 50 fucking Cent backing him.
9. Didnt make The Firm a success despite 90% of production from Dr. Dre and a crew comprised of Cormega, Foxxy Brown, Nature and AZ.
I think it sold a million if I'm not mistaken. Even so, its just as much a failure for the others.
10. Everybody deep down knows that Reasonable Doubt is a better album then Illmatic, but will not admit it.
Reasonable Doubt is so fucking overrated it isn't even funny.
11. Released the most dissapointing double album in hip hop history
Was still pretty good. Plus all Nas albums are hyped to high heaven, someones bound to be disappointed.
12. Had unresolved beef with Tupac and Biggie, two of hip hops most important figures.
Who honestly cares.
13. Nas lost
No he didn't, only wigga 14 year olds think that.


....smh

where's beezy or himu
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Phoenix Dark

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"Nas lost" is a running joke among many rap fans lol. He's one of my fav rappers, but he's made some of the absolute worse decisions in music, and his personal life considering this Kelis nonsense is gonna bankrupt him.
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Takeover > Ether

Wait, is this the right forum to post this in?  *checks forum title*  Yes, yes it is.

Phoenix Dark

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You're dead to me Mandark  :'(
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He has to pay $52,000 per MONTH for child support? :lol
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Phoenix Dark

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agreed
[youtube=560,345]y169BY1J8EE[/youtube]

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19966465&postcount=528

Good job Firestorm. Make fun of someone shocked that someone would pay $250 FOR A FUCKING FONT.

For business sure, but someone in the thread seriously suggested BUYING A FONT just for the Steam interface.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19966465&postcount=528

Good job Firestorm. Make fun of someone shocked that someone would pay $250 FOR A FUCKING FONT.

For business sure, but someone in the thread seriously suggested BUYING A FONT just for the Steam interface.
you know how gaf rolls tho, stockholm syndrome consumerism all up in that joint.

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Kerning is serious business.
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Kerning is serious business.
For serious. Let's compare NOT buying fonts to game piracy. Obviously Evilore should ban this font pirater.

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[youtube=560,345]nUdghSMTXsU[/youtube]
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Takeover > Ether

Wait, is this the right forum to post this in?  *checks forum title*  Yes, yes it is.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

He has to pay $52,000 per MONTH for child support? :lol

:lol Carmen
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fuck it

Diunx

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Costanza, whats with you being an ass in the comic books thread?
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388549&page=2

The group think in this thread is obnoxious.

In any other thread when something is going out of business it's "omg all those poor people out of work.  no jokes, guys!" and in this thread it's "capitalism is survival of the fittest.  that's the risk you take.  yadda yadda yadda"

What a bunch of fucking morons.  I wish their group think was at least fucking consistent.

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Their treehugger ideals are conflicting with their bleeding heart tendencies
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Yes.  Not to mention it clashes with their "that's stereotyping!" ideals.

"hummer drivers are bad drivers"
"people who own hummers are always douche bags"
"people who own escalades are always douche bags"
"they're all rich people"
"they all own guns"

Cool.  Imma go in a thread and make a joke about all black people loving chicken and chinese people being awesome at math.  Oh and all Indians owning corner stores and smelling.  Oh yeah, Jews are cheap.  Let's see how they react.

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I thought the big issue with Hummer was that it's essentially a tax-payer funded project? Derivative of military contracts and whatnot.

duckman2000

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Maybe I'll start a thread. "Rob Thomas* says that all Jews are cheap" (*some other Rob Thomas)

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I thought the big issue with Hummer was that it's essentially a tax-payer funded project? Derivative of military contracts and whatnot.
I've never really heard anyone complain about that.  But I dunno.  I don't have a problem with it if there's a market for it, which obviously there isn't.  I just hate the doubletalk from GAF.

Yes.  Not to mention it clashes with their "that's stereotyping!" ideals.

"hummer drivers are bad drivers"
"people who own hummers are always douche bags"
"people who own escalades are always douche bags"
"they're all rich people"
"they all own guns"

Cool.  Imma go in a thread and make a joke about all black people loving chicken and chinese people being awesome at math.  Oh and all Indians owning corner stores and smelling.  Oh yeah, Jews are cheap.  Let's see how they react.
Whats your username on GAF?
Oh, I wasn't being serious about going in a thread.  I've been banned 3 times so I don't have one.  Haha

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Maybe I'll start a thread. "Rob Thomas says that all Jews are cheap"
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duckman2000

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I thought the big issue with Hummer was that it's essentially a tax-payer funded project? Derivative of military contracts and whatnot.
I've never really heard anyone complain about that.  But I dunno.  I don't have a problem with it if there's a market for it, which obviously there isn't.  I just hate the doubletalk from GAF.

I've forgotten most of the rants of my car-hating friend, but that one stuck. It seemed like the most reasonable of his rants. I don't know if it's true or not, but government money being used to fund development of commercial brands seems a bit off.

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IIRC, government contracted Hummers for years and then there was enough demand that Hummer made a civilian model.  There's no way around the fact that in a way the government paid for part of the development, but it's not like the civilian model was completely funded by the government.  I mean, what were they supposed to do?  Throw out the specific design and reason people wanted the vehicle so that there wasn't any loose connection with government money?  Seems illogical to me.  People talk about pisspoor decision in the company and that would have definitely been one.

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Being from a formerly quasi-socialist state, it just seems off to me. By American standards, on the other hand, it doesn't. Personally, I'd like to see more military tech filter down to the mainstream, but then preferably from several companies.

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I don't remember what the last two times were for.  

But the first time was for saying that the myspace suicide kid had been caught cramming a dildo up his ass and that's why he did it.  It was pretty crass.  

I had protection there for a while because of my avatar, but then some mod said it was NSFW and when it was removed I got banned shortly thereafter.

My names were Mupepe, SupaFlySoccerMom and AlanHemberger.

I think Mupepe and AlanHemberger have been deleted.

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Being from a formerly quasi-socialist state, it just seems off to me. By American standards, on the other hand, it doesn't. Personally, I'd like to see more military tech filter down to the mainstream, but then preferably from several companies.
Yeah, I can see how it can seem off.  But it was a civilian company contracted to create something for the military which civilians also wanted and there's no reason why they shouldn't be able to.  It would have been an absolutely distinguished mentally-challenged business decision for them not to go through with it, really.  And in the end, they really just turned into an SUV maker.  The H2 and H3 were SUV's with the Hummer look.  Nothing more.  They were not offroad vehicles whatsoever.  Anything they had in common with the original died with the H1.  They were really just selling the name after a while.

duckman2000

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Oh, I wasn't being serious about going in a thread.  I've been banned 3 times so I don't have one.  Haha
Banned for doing what?

I really wonder why did some of you guys get banned from/why did you leave GAF?

Just curious.

This has been talked about a bunch, but I tend to get longer and longer bans for small infractions now. The new GAF culture seems to promote groupthink (mob trollspotting, for one) and fanboy banter that is just on the "right" side of things. As long as you don't stick out, you're alright. The whole place feels humorless, which probably has something to do with a huge influx of new clown blood hungry to be part of the legendary NeoGAF, and the upper crust leaving for EB. It's been overrun by tourism, basically.

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I was once banned because I laughed at a thread title, true story.
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Most of the jokes that people laugh at over there are so bland and stupid.  I don't get it.  And it's filled with elitists.  Oh god, the elitists.

I was once banned because I laughed at a thread title, true story.
I was once banned for laughing at a photoshop of Sp0rsks girlfriend. 

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This is why we need a separate Youtube thread.

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^
I come bearing lulz

[youtube=560,345]j8bMHvuvkDI[/youtube]
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I once told Sp0rsk to roll around in a fire and die, and nothing happened.  I actually don't think I've ever been banned from GAF, not that I really cared about GAF too much in the first place. 
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[youtube=560,345]4-32RxlHiGU[/youtube]
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[youtube=560,345]qammSSEwhiE[/youtube]

this is the only thing thats made me laugh in like forever and i cant even watch the show because i live in the states, does anybody remember that site that lets you watch out of country stuff?