Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Mupepe]

I was once banned because I laughed at a thread title, true story.

I was once banned for laughing at a photoshop of Sp0rsks girlfriend. 

Wheres that photoshop?

It's an emoticon at OA now I believe.  The original was just her photoshopped with some funny old lady glasses (the one I laughed at).  Then someone added drool coming from her mouth and that's the emoticon at OA now.

[Flannel Boy]

If anyone was going to vigorously defend hummers, it was going to be mupepe.   

[Madrun Badrun]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Cindi Mayweather]

I was once banned because I laughed at a thread title, true story.

I was once banned for laughing at a photoshop of Sp0rsks girlfriend. 

Wheres that photoshop?

It's an emoticon at OA now I believe.  The original was just her photoshopped with some funny old lady glasses (the one I laughed at).  Then someone added drool coming from her mouth and that's the emoticon at OA now.

i used to think his wife had downs.

[pilonv1]

I was posting on OA when that emoticon came up, it was quite a few days.

[Diunx]

I've never seen it.

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=373946&page=141

btw, this is probably the saddest fucking thread to read over there.  holy shit.  what the hell is wrong with these creepy ass people.  Especially the bus dude.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Story started off pretty damn normal, BUT THEN:

Dear Gaf, I need help! I'm obsessed with a beautiful woman and I don't know how to proceed.

We take the same bus in the morning, but on occasion. Either I grab the bus too early or too late. So, sometimes I don't see her for days. When I do see her, either the bus is crowded or I'm seated far from her, leaving me with no chance to introduce myself. Plus, having people overhear the conversation may make her less receptive.

I have given her my seat once or twice, but never mustered the nerve to talk to her. I remember catching her looking at me one time. She was caught of guard and looked away nervously. Could that be a sign?

Now, I won't assume she likes me, but at this point I need to do something. It's become an obsession.

I know the ideal approach would be to talk to her, but the variables are not working in my favor. I'm considering giving her my business card with some sort of note on the back. Perhaps something along the lines of:

Fortune favors the bold. There is something about you that intrigues me. I would like to know more about you, outside of a cramped bus. ###-###-####.

I know that a note may seem cowardly, but I'm at loss here. What do you think, Gaf?

[Philip Cardgage]

fucking internet nerds

[Mupepe]

Story started off pretty damn normal, BUT THEN:

Dear Gaf, I need help! I'm obsessed with a beautiful woman and I don't know how to proceed.

We take the same bus in the morning, but on occasion. Either I grab the bus too early or too late. So, sometimes I don't see her for days. When I do see her, either the bus is crowded or I'm seated far from her, leaving me with no chance to introduce myself. Plus, having people overhear the conversation may make her less receptive.

I have given her my seat once or twice, but never mustered the nerve to talk to her. I remember catching her looking at me one time. She was caught of guard and looked away nervously. Could that be a sign?

Now, I won't assume she likes me, but at this point I need to do something. It's become an obsession.

I know the ideal approach would be to talk to her, but the variables are not working in my favor. I'm considering giving her my business card with some sort of note on the back. Perhaps something along the lines of:

Fortune favors the bold. There is something about you that intrigues me. I would like to know more about you, outside of a cramped bus. ###-###-####.

I know that a note may seem cowardly, but I'm at loss here. What do you think, Gaf?

That's not even the worst part!  I rebolded the creepy for you

[Chinner]

im an attempt to help them i once posted chris-chans dating comic in the dating thread and they all got really annoyed at me. fuck em.

[Barry Egan]

fortune favors the bold 

[AdmiralViscen]

I thought the big issue with Hummer was that it's essentially a tax-payer funded project? Derivative of military contracts and whatnot.

No. AM General manufactures the military grade Hummers (which are being phased out anyway and are no longer sold to consumers). They then licensed the name "Hummer" to GM, who did all the R&D and manufacturing for the H2 and H3 on their own.

Although I guess GM itself is a tax payer funded project LOL

[Great Rumbler]

Story started off pretty damn normal, BUT THEN:

Dear Gaf, I need help! I'm obsessed with a beautiful woman and I don't know how to proceed.

We take the same bus in the morning, but on occasion. Either I grab the bus too early or too late. So, sometimes I don't see her for days. When I do see her, either the bus is crowded or I'm seated far from her, leaving me with no chance to introduce myself. Plus, having people overhear the conversation may make her less receptive.

I have given her my seat once or twice, but never mustered the nerve to talk to her. I remember catching her looking at me one time. She was caught of guard and looked away nervously. Could that be a sign?

Now, I won't assume she likes me, but at this point I need to do something. It's become an obsession.

I know the ideal approach would be to talk to her, but the variables are not working in my favor. I'm considering giving her my business card with some sort of note on the back. Perhaps something along the lines of:

Fortune favors the bold. There is something about you that intrigues me. I would like to know more about you, outside of a cramped bus. ###-###-####.

I know that a note may seem cowardly, but I'm at loss here. What do you think, Gaf?

That's not even the worst part!  I rebolded the creepy for you

Holy God, that sounds like a note that some serial killer/rapist would leave. 

[Joe Molotov]

fortune favors the bold 

He's using a Blue Ocean strategy.

[pilonv1]

Ahh to be 14 again.

I would like to know more about you, outside of a cramped bus

restraining order incoming.

[fistfulofmetal]

  fortune favors the bold

[chronovore]

Story started off pretty damn normal, BUT THEN:

Dear Gaf, I need help! I'm obsessed with a beautiful woman and I don't know how to proceed.

We take the same bus in the morning, but on occasion. Either I grab the bus too early or too late. So, sometimes I don't see her for days. When I do see her, either the bus is crowded or I'm seated far from her, leaving me with no chance to introduce myself. Plus, having people overhear the conversation may make her less receptive.

I have given her my seat once or twice, but never mustered the nerve to talk to her. I remember catching her looking at me one time. She was caught of guard and looked away nervously. Could that be a sign?

Now, I won't assume she likes me, but at this point I need to do something. It's become an obsession.

I know the ideal approach would be to talk to her, but the variables are not working in my favor. I'm considering giving her my business card with some sort of note on the back. Perhaps something along the lines of:

Fortune favors the bold. There is something about you that intrigues me. I would like to know more about you, outside of a cramped bus. ###-###-####.

I know that a note may seem cowardly, but I'm at loss here. What do you think, Gaf?

That's not even the worst part!  I rebolded the creepy for you

Holy God, that sounds like a note that some serial killer/rapist would leave. 

Has anyone in the thread informed the sad sack that he's failed before he's even begun?

[Chinner]

no. i think we should encourage him!

[Cindi Mayweather]

[The Fake Shemp]

Someone warn elektrikluv!

[Joe Molotov]

Someone warn elektrikluv!

That fiend! She's only 15!

[ferrarimanf355]

I seriously cannot believe the tard rage going on over Sega cutting some minigames in Yakuza 3's US localization. They shouldn't blame Sega if they don't bring RGG4 over.

[Barry Egan]

noone cares

[ferrarimanf355]

noone cares

But it's funny to watch. 
 

[Joe Molotov]

I seriously cannot believe Sega is bringing Yakuza 3 over. Oh wait, it's Sega.

[brawndolicious]

Story started off pretty damn normal, BUT THEN:

Dear Gaf, I need help! I'm obsessed with a beautiful woman and I don't know how to proceed.
We take the same bus in the morning, but on occasion. Either I grab the bus too early or too late. So, sometimes I don't see her for days. When I do see her, either the bus is crowded or I'm seated far from her, leaving me with no chance to introduce myself. Plus, having people overhear the conversation may make her less receptive.
I have given her my seat once or twice, but never mustered the nerve to talk to her. I remember catching her looking at me one time. She was caught of guard and looked away nervously. Could that be a sign?
Now, I won't assume she likes me, but at this point I need to do something. It's become an obsession.
I know the ideal approach would be to talk to her, but the variables are not working in my favor. I'm considering giving her my business card with some sort of note on the back. Perhaps something along the lines of:
Fortune favors the bold. There is something about you that intrigues me. I would like to know more about you, outside of a cramped bus. ###-###-####.
I know that a note may seem cowardly, but I'm at loss here. What do you think, Gaf?

That's not even the worst part!  I rebolded the creepy for you

Holy God, that sounds like a note that some serial killer/rapist would leave. 

Has anyone in the thread informed the sad sack that he's failed before he's even begun?

Hopefully a little constructive criticism will change his attitude.

[Cindi Mayweather]

I seriously cannot believe the tard rage going on over Sega cutting some minigames in Yakuza 3's US localization. They shouldn't blame Sega if they don't bring RGG4 over.

Most of the people complaining won't play the game anyways. And the "mini games" you cite include full sidequests which, in the past two Yakuza games, unlock nice rewards.

Also, the Yakuza game formula has changed so little, who really cares about the fourth (actually fifth! game) in the series? Homojapuals like to complain about companies like EA when in truth, some Japanese companies rehash shit just as much. There has been 5 Yakuza games in the past 5 YEARS.

[Madrun Badrun]

  garrymon

[Robo]

Oh my GOD

[youtube=560,345]Edym6_vnjUw[/youtube]

WTF

 

[Vizzys]

the gabedex

"hopefully after 9 years in development it will have been worth the wait"

[BlueTsunami]

That has to be the best thing ever put on the internet. The flying strider at the end, just... oh man

[Madrun Badrun]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_cares_about_your_garage_band

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:An_article_about_yourself_is_nothing_to_be_proud_of

[Joe Molotov]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_cares_about_your_garage_band

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:An_article_about_yourself_is_nothing_to_be_proud_of

I like this one:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_really_cares

Sometimes on the 'pedia there exists an article that, for one reason or another, there can't be found anyone who gives a shit about the topic.

[Great Rumbler]

Oh my GOD

[youtube=560,345]Edym6_vnjUw[/youtube]

WTF

I'm dying here!

[lennedsay]

 

And how many of them are actually dating another human being?

[Bildi]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_cares_about_your_garage_band

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:An_article_about_yourself_is_nothing_to_be_proud_of

I ended up on Tiger Woods' wiki page:

...lawyers acting on his behalf obtained an injunction preventing the publication in the UK of any images of Woods naked or having sexual intercourse. Reporting the subject of the injunction was also itself injuncted

"Yo dawg, I put an injunction on your injunction"

[ManaByte]

Gary's Mod is the greatest creation ever.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388670


well.

[Dickie Dee]

Oh my GOD

[youtube=560,345]Edym6_vnjUw[/youtube]

WTF

wow, that was better than i ever could've imagined

[fistfulofmetal]

Ummmm, I guess PD is fapping to it?

not gonna lie. that optimiss chickguy turns me on

[The Fake Shemp]

Neat short. Guy could do documentaries for life, probably.

[Great Rumbler]

The title song is AMAZING

The full version is even better:

[youtube=560,345]nK1iPO7-VwA[/youtube]

[Cindi Mayweather]

[Dickie Dee]

Nice video on Chatroulette:

http://vimeo.com/9669721

Guy got nexted 19 out of 20 times in average time of 2.9 seconds

That was actually really nice

[AdmiralViscen]

What a numbnuts

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388697

He certainly picked the right site to discuss it.

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]4Ph4rZU0Ns4[/youtube]

[tehjaybo]

[youtube=560,345]4Ph4rZU0Ns4[/youtube]

John just did backflips in his grave.

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]4Ph4rZU0Ns4[youtube]

John just did backflips in his grave.

Yoko just did a backflip into a pool full of money.

[BlueTsunami]

Was looking through the rare photos thread of celebrities on GAF and this one completely floored me...



Who do you think this is?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Drew Carey

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[Barry Egan]

I read Drew Carey's book when I was in middle school.  Yea, he was an angry dude.

[The Fake Shemp]

<demi> he looks better now

[The Fake Shemp]

How come nobody linked this to me?

Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier

[Mupepe]

I read Drew Carey's book when I was in middle school.  Yea, he was an angry dude.

And a marine.  and didn't he say he was molested when he was young?  Pretty good reason to be an angry dude.

[Barry Egan]

yep.  And from Ohio.  Really can't blame him.

[tehjaybo]

yep.  And from Ohio.  Really can't blame him.

^

[pilonv1]

yep.  And from Ohio.  Really can't blame him.

well there's not much else to do in ohio

[tehjaybo]

yep.  And from Ohio.  Really can't blame him.

well there's not much else to do in ohio

An all too common excuse for child molestation in Ohio.

[demi]

My favorite ep was when they did the full monty on Drew Carey Show