Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1168024 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #4380 on:** February 26, 2010, 04:29:18 PM »

i loved the drew carey show up until he started to get too crazy. he always tried to top himself. "date a tomboy" "date a black woman" "date an old woman" I stopped watching when he became store manager. Half of the good stuff was him arguing with Mr Wick and Mimi.

But when the show was great, it was fucking great.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4381 on:** February 26, 2010, 04:48:33 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2010, 02:40:31 PM

How come nobody linked this to me?

Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier

Mupepe · « **Reply #4382 on:** February 26, 2010, 04:56:08 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388719

So this dude's girlfriend is an alcoholic
She's also dumb and doesn't listen to him
He's also paying for everything to get her stupid ass out of jail.

I bet she abuses him too. I fucking bet

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4383 on:** February 26, 2010, 04:58:19 PM »

http://axecop.com

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4384 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:14:55 PM »

Quite possibly the best origins story ever. Hopefully the Spiderman reboot plays out like that.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #4385 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:44:27 PM »

Garrymon

I loved the Gabedex

Raban · « **Reply #4386 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:47:34 PM »

I love how a five year old can write a better comic than Scott Ramsoomair.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4387 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:53:28 PM »

*Not actually written by a 5yo

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4388 on:** February 26, 2010, 05:54:56 PM »

http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_6/

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #4389 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:06:15 PM »

Coldblooded. The build up is great

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/atoz/2010/02/point_morning_show_woody_rizzuto_guy_dumps_girlfriend_point_st_louis_1057.php

Diunx · « **Reply #4390 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:08:09 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 26, 2010, 04:56:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388719

So this dude's girlfriend is an alcoholic
She's also dumb and doesn't listen to him
He's also paying for everything to get her stupid ass out of jail.

I bet she abuses him too. I fucking bet

Remember that this is gaf, his definition of drinking problem is probably her getting drunk every weekend.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4391 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:16:09 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 26, 2010, 06:06:15 PM

Coldblooded. The build up is great

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/atoz/2010/02/point_morning_show_woody_rizzuto_guy_dumps_girlfriend_point_st_louis_1057.php

brutal...

Raban · « **Reply #4392 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:41:28 PM »

Goddamn son. Straight ether.

This would be a little much for revenge if they hadn't been living together for THREE YEARS.

etiolate · « **Reply #4393 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:47:36 PM »

Ashley's friend is like every gaffer's relationship situation except with some success.

Plus, I hate these Two Dudes DJ setup. At least it wasn't the two bad behavior boys and the girl who tries to revoke them! Fucking morning DJs.

magus · « **Reply #4394 on:** February 26, 2010, 06:50:01 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2010, 04:58:19 PM

http://axecop.com

this has to be the best comic ever

edit: OMG
http://axecop.com/images/uploads/ASK-AXE-COP-8.png

i want an axecop game like... right now!

etiolate · « **Reply #4395 on:** February 26, 2010, 07:25:17 PM »

I might have to change my avatar, because this is too awesome.

http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_2/

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4396 on:** February 26, 2010, 07:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 26, 2010, 06:06:15 PM

Coldblooded. The build up is great

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/atoz/2010/02/point_morning_show_woody_rizzuto_guy_dumps_girlfriend_point_st_louis_1057.php

WOW

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4397 on:** February 26, 2010, 07:28:11 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #4398 on:** February 26, 2010, 09:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 26, 2010, 07:36:50 PM

Leaning towards fake as well.

yeah, valentine's day, proposal, five years, etc. faketon.

Now that I think about it. Yeah it's probably fake. Looks like EB just got trolled. Is it on GAF? Post it there for great justice.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4399 on:** February 26, 2010, 09:04:12 PM »

Buzzkills kill buzz, film at 11.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4400 on:** February 26, 2010, 09:56:07 PM »

Great Rumbler buys into hype yet again, film at 11.

Diunx · « **Reply #4401 on:** February 26, 2010, 10:04:19 PM »

I love Curb so much

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

drew · « **Reply #4402 on:** February 26, 2010, 11:10:14 PM »

my new goal in life is finding the sauce for this

[youtube=560,345]LiHHhYHSvkA[/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4403 on:** February 26, 2010, 11:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 26, 2010, 09:59:52 PM

"write me something that plays to our audience of dateless losers who think the reason they're sexless is because all women are skanks. throw in something for people who use the term "bros before hos" in a serious manner as well. you know, our audience."

and thus Wilco did write a radio skit about a valentine's day revenge fantasy.

These guys have done something similar to this before. Last time [December of last year] they helped a woman catch her cheating husband.

http://digg.com/celebrity/12_4_9AM_Woody_and_Rizzuto_Show/who

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4404 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:13:41 AM »

probably old, but awesome
[youtube=560,345]IBRL7D0wcXM[/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4405 on:** February 27, 2010, 12:06:30 PM »

[youtube=560,345]jTWY14eyMFg[/youtube]

Diunx · « **Reply #4406 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:55:18 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 27, 2010, 11:56:05 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388735

I love how they're baffled at me for only liking Galaxy a little.

I liked nsmbwii a lot more than galaxy, but they are both shit compare to the nes-super nes mario games.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4407 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:58:11 PM »

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4408 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:02:00 PM »

Tarantulas scare the shit out of me too. I would've been just as vocal.

MCD · « **Reply #4409 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:02:36 PM »

was he scared or horny?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4410 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:21:53 PM »

[youtube=560,345]Rsf2LoLk3SA[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4411 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on February 27, 2010, 04:00:36 PM

This is a video I took earlier today when a friend brought his Tarantula with him. These 8-legged freaks fucking terrify me.

[youtube=560,345]UzBM-CE108o[/youtube]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
God. What a fucking pussy.
[close]

Holy shit, Jin

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4412 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:26:01 PM »

The humming to distract himself gets me every time

and the "CLOSING MY EYES."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4413 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:26:55 PM »

I'm still laughing, I'm in tears here

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4414 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:27:37 PM »

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4415 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:28:25 PM »

"Don't let it bite me!"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4416 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:36:42 PM »

Gaborn is back and he believes privately owned companies shouldn't be punished legally for discriminating against employees and customers!

Quote from: Gaborn

Legally? Currently it doesn't have the legal right. I think it SHOULD have that right though, whether a store in china town that doesn't like white customers or some mom and pop shop in the deep south that doesn't like blacks. It's counter productive in the long run to a business's interests to refuse customers like that since it will turn a lot of your target group off, but yes, I think they should have the right to be idiots and assholes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388800&page=2

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #4417 on:** February 27, 2010, 08:59:59 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 27, 2010, 07:36:42 PM

Gaborn is back and he believes privately owned companies shouldn't be punished legally for discriminating against employees and customers!

Quote from: Gaborn
Legally? Currently it doesn't have the legal right. I think it SHOULD have that right though, whether a store in china town that doesn't like white customers or some mom and pop shop in the deep south that doesn't like blacks. It's counter productive in the long run to a business's interests to refuse customers like that since it will turn a lot of your target group off, but yes, I think they should have the right to be idiots and assholes.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=388800&page=2

He's always posted that belief as do most libertarians hence why nobody listens to libertarians. That's the least of his crazy views like the weird stuff where he attacks liberals for not doing enough for gay rights because they don't do enough for gays but defends or ignores conservatives on the issue.

Beezy · « **Reply #4418 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:10:34 PM »

Jinfash, I think that's the hardest I've laughed all week.

demi · « **Reply #4419 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:13:08 PM »

I love how he seamlessly goes from swearing in english to swearing at allah the next.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4420 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:13:52 PM »

He didn't swear in Arabic!

demi · « **Reply #4421 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:14:57 PM »

What do I care? It's all terrorist to me

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4422 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:16:09 PM »

Terrorists have phobias too!

demi · « **Reply #4423 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:23:53 PM »

We'll get them yet...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4424 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:58:20 PM »

Quote from: JayDubya on February 27, 2010, 09:03:26 PM

Privately owned companies shouldn't be punished legally for discriminating against employees and customers.

why not

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4425 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:06:17 PM »

i actually agree with Jaydubya on that one.

Diunx · « **Reply #4426 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:10:15 PM »

omg Jinfash

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4427 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:39:08 PM »

Akala · « **Reply #4428 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:02:10 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4429 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:23:20 PM »

why not times infinity

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4430 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:31:59 PM »

you can't triple-stamp a double-stamp
you can't triple-stamp a double-stamp
jaydubya jaydubya jaydubya

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #4431 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:32:12 AM »

Quote from: JayDubya on February 27, 2010, 09:03:26 PM

Privately owned companies shouldn't be punished legally for discriminating against employees and customers.

Ok, have you ever lived in an area that has its fair share of racist attitudes? Like the South? Have you ever stopped to think that if there are enough racist/apathetic people in an area to support a business than an essential necessary service for daily functioning could be denied to someone because of skin color? This person should have to relocate because of someone's ignorance?

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #4432 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:43:55 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 28, 2010, 12:32:12 AM

Quote from: JayDubya on February 27, 2010, 09:03:26 PM
Privately owned companies shouldn't be punished legally for discriminating against employees and customers.

Ok, have you ever lived in an area that has its fair share of racist attitudes? Like the South? Have you ever stopped to think that if there are enough racist/apathetic people in an area to support a business than an essential necessary service for daily functioning could be denied to someone because of skin color? This person should have to relocate because of someone's ignorance?

sigh. You fell for the trap.

Mandark · « **Reply #4433 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:48:04 AM »

I think it's a kinda interesting subject, but I'm trying to redirect it to the politix thread.

I know this topic is nothing but a series of derailments, but political stuff tends to be especially grating to people who aren't interested, and discussions with JD always wind up in a bog thanks to his less than attentive listening habits.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #4434 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:49:44 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on February 28, 2010, 12:48:04 AM

redirect it to the politix thread.

This.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4435 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:06:02 AM »

Its an interesting discussion nonetheless!

Veidt · « **Reply #4436 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:11:39 AM »

Jinfash

Awesome.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Veidt · « **Reply #4437 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:46:36 PM »

k'naan representing that Mogadishu life

Heard he's doing that World Cup anthem.

Veidt · « **Reply #4438 on:** February 28, 2010, 03:06:11 PM »

[youtube=560,345]
[/youtube]
world cup anthem.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4439 on:** February 28, 2010, 03:17:15 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 28, 2010, 02:58:30 PM

So I was listening to some Queen, and decided this should be elektrikluv's theme song:
[youtube=560,345][youtube]

"Left alone with big fat fannies, she was such a naughty nanny!"

Perfect!

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!

Hell yeah

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