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Mupepe

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I would love for a girl to queef/fart on my dick then suck it!

I don't know about farting on my face though.
This is probably the only thing I'm going to ever disagree with you on... ever.  I don't want her to queef or fart anywhere near me, much less on me.  But due to the fact that women have not evolved out of passing gas, I have to learn to deal with it for now.

brob

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Looks like Rob was a closet prole all along :'(

The Fake Shemp

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Although I'd like to add that sometimes people aren't really aware that their fantasies are better left as just that. Like, you probably shouldn't stage a kidnapping and rape over the internet with strangers and what-not.

That's not what I've heard! :shh
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Mupepe

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Looks like Rob was a closet prole all along :'(
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Raban

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Looks like Rob was a closet prole all along :'(

:rofl
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Mupepe

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pretty much!

Wow, bunch of prudes in this thread. SMH

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Shocker: Shake likes being shat on.
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Raban

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I'll shit on you, shake :-*
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chronovore

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Shocker: Shake likes being shat on.
Well, he is an aspiring Hollywood filmmaker. I hear they're into that.

a girl once gave me shit for giving her a sidehug.  :'(
Just look her in the eye and say, "Oh, OK. Next time I'll just let my boner poke into you. Cool?"

Nah, not Hollywood. That's Willco's game.

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hey fistful have you seen chloe lamb yet

Raban

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Nah, not Hollywood. That's Willco's game.

Hey Shake if I pitched you a script would you consider directing it?
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BlackMage

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http://i44.tinypic.com/azi7tx.jpg

I think its fake, I don't really see where they are getting at.

whelp.. that about does it for her!
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drew

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shake is a filmfag?

no wonder willco has pitched a tent up his ass!

Raban

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http://i44.tinypic.com/azi7tx.jpg

I think its fake, I don't really see where they are getting at.

Sharp knees :yuck
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You fucking kidding me? I'd bomb that shit like Baghdad
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brob

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Is she a youtube weeabo or something? fucking uguu cat ears and white eyeliner are about as sexy on a girl as a dick for a nose...  :-X


watched the vid wrath posted in the other thread... dear lord what an annoying person.

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Nah, not Hollywood. That's Willco's game.

Hey Shake if I pitched you a script would you consider directing it?

Hell of a place to ask :lol

But uh, I guess it'd depend on what you wrote. Again I am not some bigshot with unlimited resources or anything, I'm just a poor old college boy :'(

Van Cruncheon

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ew, those areola came straight from ihop's dumpster
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The Fake Shemp

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ew, those areola came straight from ihop's dumpster

Fuck you, Prole - I just spit my tea! :lol
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Mupepe

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ew, those areola came straight from ihop's dumpster
yeah, they're making me hungry :drool

Joe Molotov

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Put some strawberries and whipped cream on them nips.
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brob

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The Proletariat is even hating on large areola now?!

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Van Cruncheon

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hey hey heyyyyyyy i'm just a puritan sidehugger here, no hate
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Phoenix Dark

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ew, those areola came straight from ihop's dumpster
:lol :lol :lol


Is it confirmed that it's her? Doesn't look like the same person to me
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Cindi Mayweather

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THIS IS THE WORST PORN THREAD OF ALL TIME
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chronovore

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THIS IS THE WORST PORN THREAD OF ALL TIME
cosigned.

The "clean" outside link thread still gets more dirty action than this one.

Brehvolution

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That poor girl's knees.  :(
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Eric P

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 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

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 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw
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Mupepe

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fucking tease

Brehvolution

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Do you know the name of that girl, Third?
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Third

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Keeley Hazell


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Brehvolution

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Google image search did not disappoint. :drool

That pic with the blue top. :drool
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Third

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I have a crush on her because of this:

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:drool Playstation 2 :drool
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Brehvolution

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Diunx

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Drunk

fistfulofmetal

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 :vomit
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fistfulofmetal

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her videos would be better if there was some variety in the dudes that bang her.
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Phoenix Dark

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As in, having some black dudes every now and then?
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fistfulofmetal

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ew, no.
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Skidmark

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This is for Himu:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/bznz7/puddlewonderful_is_ps1girl/

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>na641 4 hours ago:
 i see your ff7 isn't an original. if it was the top would be white. and i thought you were a fan.

  >puddlewonderful 4 hours ago:
    I'm sorry! Forgive me?

    >valiantjedi 2 hours ago:
      Spankings are clearly the only solution.

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>GW_momo_TC 6 hours ago:
  You know, despite all you say about you being able to wear a corset. I have yet to see any proof of that.
  Edit:Fixed

   >puddlewonderful 6 hours ago:
     Were a corsett? I had faith in your grammar skills until now!

      >m741 5 hours ago:
        He was typing with one hand, fer chrissakes. Cut him some slack.

         >MrFlagg 6 hours ago:
           give the man a break. i'm sure there wasn't much blood available above his shoulders after those pics


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The Fake Shemp

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So I just discovered Tori Black yesterday. I really hope she doesn't get a boob job or anything.
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Phoenix Dark

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So I just discovered Tori Black yesterday. I really hope she doesn't get a boob job or anything.

just yesterday? what a nub

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The Fake Shemp

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I'm not big on professional porn. Fake boobs, gross lighting, etc.

I dig her because she has that quintessential "girl next door" look.
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Phoenix Dark

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Boob jobs ruin so many chicks. You'd think by now the market is big enough for their to be so much variety, given the huge amount of fetishes in demand. Many people like small boobs
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Brehvolution

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Not me.
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Dickie Dee

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At least small boob jobs to make them look shapely if they were pancakey before, that I can understand. But two beach balls with skin barely stretched over them  :yuck
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Phoenix Dark

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Lacey Duvalle used to be a rather petite porn star, then she got more shapely (in a good way) and got a boob job. It looks pretty crappy. I realize she jumped into more mainstream porn after mainly doing black porn, but jeez. Sasha Grey is as mainstream as you can get and she still has small boobs.
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Phoenix Dark

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I didn't hear about that. I remember when she was skinny as fuck though, then she got more shapely which rocks (except the boobs)
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tiesto

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http://www.geekgirlsonline.net/hosted/scarlettsin/index.htm
 :nsfw

I see some damn good games in those pics. Rocket Slime :rock
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demi

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:nsfw
http://www.geekgirlsonline.net/hosted/scarlettsin/index.htm
 :nsfw

I see some damn good games in those pics. Rocket Slime :rock

Seriously tiesto? :rofl

That chick is all dirty. Whats that on her shoulder?
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Phoenix Dark

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yea dude, you can see her veins and shit. good lord, and those bumps  :-\
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tiesto

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Heh, well I'm not a fan of tats (even though my gf has one), the girl herself is OK, I just got a kick out of some of the DS games in the pic. I DO like pale girls tho.
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demi

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Its not that shes pale. Shes just dirty looking.
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Raban

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Its not that shes pale. Shes just dirty looking.

How does she look dirty? Looks clean as a whistle, just kind of skank.
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