Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 2635740 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #8280 on:** January 05, 2014, 12:17:48 AM »

You're not accounting for Wrath's sense of self-loathing, though.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #8281 on:** January 05, 2014, 12:22:25 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 05, 2014, 12:09:50 AM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 04, 2014, 11:27:29 PM
ava devine was always ugly.

Get a better old Asian pornstar like Mika Tan or Nautica Throne.

Miko Lee is also hot; she's not gorgeous, but she's a beast who looks like she knows what she wants. Asia Carrera was great looking but kind of boring, in contrast. She also turned out to be a weird racist, which is a major turn off. Nautica Thorne seems nice. I met her at a drifting event and she squished her boobs into me. Bonertown.

Yeah I liked Miko Lee back in the day.

As far as "western" Asian pornstars right now that I like:

Cindy Starfall-Not too hot, but very crazy and energetic.

Evelyn Lin-Boring, but cute.

Jaydenn Lee-Just kind of hot really.

Alina Li-Cute and energetic.

Asa Akira.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8282 on:** January 05, 2014, 12:56:55 AM »

First I'll give a shout out to Sakura Sena, who was one of the first pornstars I ever saw. As a sexually mature man I realize her fake boobs are utterly ridiculous, but the younger me was in love with her.

Mika Tan is the best Asian pornstar imo. Not the hottest but she blows everyone out the water, performance wise. And she's cute. Lily (not Lucy) Thai is definitely up there, and probably the most attractive imo.

Katsumi would also be on my list. I know some people think she's ugly but jeez, she's very good at what she does.

Also Asia, who has the most generic name thus making it hard to find her videos...she's great. She's the reason for my crossed eyed fetish.
http://xhamster.com/movies/695532/asia_with_black_guy_big_dick.html

Your Stalker · « **Reply #8283 on:** January 05, 2014, 01:57:08 AM »

http://xhamster.com/movies/2349058/adrianna_luna_sexy_cumeater.html

El Babua · « **Reply #8284 on:** January 05, 2014, 02:40:01 AM »

Lily Thai used to be my old favorite. Her Mr Chews vid is legendary.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #8285 on:** January 05, 2014, 04:28:36 AM »

http://www.playvid.com/watch?v=SQ7byBb5est

brob · « **Reply #8286 on:** January 05, 2014, 01:33:38 PM »

Sharon Lee deserves a spot as well

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8287 on:** January 05, 2014, 02:15:57 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/hiUV9Wy.gif

Atramental · « **Reply #8288 on:** January 05, 2014, 02:46:44 PM »

I believe I've seen that gif before but still... *ugh*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8289 on:** January 05, 2014, 02:49:45 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8290 on:** January 05, 2014, 04:26:27 PM »

Lexi Belle

priceless

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8291 on:** January 05, 2014, 05:18:07 PM »

too many seconds of kristina rose

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8292 on:** January 05, 2014, 05:31:13 PM »

worth it for lexi.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #8293 on:** January 06, 2014, 02:37:41 AM »

http://25.media.tumblr.com/afa73bf5ecaa990c50f47f471a0d5137/tumblr_mo1aa2EAwj1sqzw79o1_400.gif

Rufus · « **Reply #8294 on:** January 06, 2014, 09:23:14 AM »

Scroll at own risk:
http://www.garyalterplasticsurgeon.com/penisscrotalsurgery/Examples/buried_penis_examples.htm

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8295 on:** January 06, 2014, 09:24:59 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 06, 2014, 09:23:14 AM

Scroll at own risk:
http://www.garyalterplasticsurgeon.com/penisscrotalsurgery/Examples/buried_penis_examples.htm

Nope.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8296 on:** January 06, 2014, 04:18:08 PM »

tila tequila takes it in the dirthole in her new "sextape"

chronovore · « **Reply #8297 on:** January 06, 2014, 07:23:22 PM »

Yeah, Tila may have been fap-fodder early on, but once she opened her mouth and gleefully exposed what a racist and broken person she is, she just looks vile to me.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8298 on:** January 06, 2014, 07:39:13 PM »

Fuck her. She was one of the worst offenders of the "famous for being famous" chicks of the mid 2000s.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8299 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:19:25 PM »

Worth a hatejerk tho

brob · « **Reply #8300 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:45:10 PM »

What can she even offer in a post-Asa Akira world?

chronovore · « **Reply #8301 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:54:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 06, 2014, 08:19:25 PM

Worth a hatejerk tho

I've always got Who's Nailin' Palin? for that.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8302 on:** January 08, 2014, 10:13:00 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 06, 2014, 04:18:08 PM

tila tequila takes it in the dirthole in her new "sextape"

http://www.xvideos.com/video6783676/tila_tequila_back_doored_and_squirting

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8303 on:** January 09, 2014, 10:06:22 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/xkJagSW.png

Mupepe · « **Reply #8304 on:** January 09, 2014, 10:18:36 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 09, 2014, 10:06:22 AM

http://i.imgur.com/xkJagSW.png

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8305 on:** January 09, 2014, 01:37:31 PM »

http://imgur.com/a/lHphA

Your Stalker · « **Reply #8306 on:** January 09, 2014, 06:18:53 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8307 on:** January 09, 2014, 07:41:32 PM »

Last Temptation of Black Jesus

brob · « **Reply #8308 on:** January 10, 2014, 09:42:33 AM »

http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/

Rufus · « **Reply #8309 on:** January 10, 2014, 12:00:14 PM »

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bea24634e027ee865a34801af7ae4b2a/tumblr_inline_mxrq6gkDuG1rj019z.png

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8310 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:49:25 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on January 10, 2014, 11:29:03 AM

Haven't clicked the link above yet, but just the name alone makes no sense. Critique my dick? We're not talking hairstyles or choice of clothing here. You can't change your fucking dick. Should've been called ratemydick but I suppose that was already taken.

Quote from: Rufus on January 10, 2014, 12:00:14 PM

https://31.media.tumblr.com/bea24634e027ee865a34801af7ae4b2a/tumblr_inline_mxrq6gkDuG1rj019z.png

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8311 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:57:32 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/ceVILaY.jpg

Your Stalker · « **Reply #8312 on:** January 10, 2014, 05:59:55 PM »

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d7100a541de957e5b9a9db90c18e7796/tumblr_mrixq8OBhK1sp36hvo2_250.gif
https://31.media.tumblr.com/aa12a08f42b95eb12a9aaf1e5115feee/tumblr_mrixq8OBhK1sp36hvo3_500.gif
https://24.media.tumblr.com/0ef40227725c95f42bc4ed0211ab5758/tumblr_mrixq8OBhK1sp36hvo5_500.gif
https://24.media.tumblr.com/95ed8696d8bde0bb7c02563855a239f2/tumblr_mrixq8OBhK1sp36hvo10_250.gif

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8313 on:** January 10, 2014, 06:23:09 PM »

i wish my gf let me cum in her face / swallow

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8314 on:** January 10, 2014, 06:47:31 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 10, 2014, 06:23:09 PM

i wish my gf let me cum in her face / swallow

she lets you splash the boobs?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8315 on:** January 10, 2014, 07:18:06 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 10, 2014, 06:23:09 PM

i wish my gf let me cum in her face / swallow

Those women aren't their gfs.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #8316 on:** January 10, 2014, 07:26:07 PM »

Wasn't there some dude on GAF who was shocked his girlfriend didn't want cum all over her face like it was some sort of normal thing and porn was a documentary?

chronovore · « **Reply #8317 on:** January 10, 2014, 07:59:14 PM »

I am reminded of a interview with Pauly Shore what he talked about dating Savannah. They were having sex and he had been very excited think about having sex with a porn star, but it turned out to be pretty much just average. He said, "Hey, Savannah, why aren't you making all that noise that you do in movies?"

She replied, "That's acting, honey!"

"So I told her, 'Then start acting!'"

demi · « **Reply #8318 on:** January 10, 2014, 08:01:01 PM »

I rather like the dick critique tumblr. I've always been mindful how I pose my penis when I send one off. Most of the time it is to try and get the best view/size ratio. Another one is definitely taking care of your bush. I see some people on there who just do not care. It makes it look much better. Take care of your junk.