Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2041517 times)

Diunx · « **Reply #1200 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:53:22 PM »

I knew that was coming

but yeah she initiated it, but I kinda told her I had a GF and just wanted to keep it casual, she just got out of a four years relationship and I really didn't want to get into that drama.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1201 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:55:57 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #1202 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:58:56 PM »

smh, I would be drowning in pussy if I had your looks BN.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1203 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:59:44 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 02, 2010, 08:55:57 PM

ya. When did this become a girl thread?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1204 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:02:50 PM »

Is there a way that can be my auto response anytime a member mentions them having sex? Figure it out, federwang

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1205 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:05:43 PM »

Yeah, I don't get BrandNew. I'm trying to close a deal right now, but I imagine if I had his rugged looks and fifteen neck scarves, I'd be snuggling post-coitus by now!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1206 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:10:24 PM »

I just asked a girl out and got an average to decent response. Let's see how it pans out.

brob · « **Reply #1207 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:26:04 PM »

you should do a vlog on youtube about your progress on getting laid.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm sure you'll have a million subscribers in a few weeks all asking themselves how you can't get laid looking like you do, then some television company is gonna snatch you up for a fat deal on a reality show similar to Ms. Tequila and you'll end up being sorta, almost famous as that dude who inadvertently stayed virgin against all odds like some shit out of luck magoo.

[close]

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1208 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:27:58 PM »

fuck, good idea

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1209 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:36:56 PM »

"that dude who inadvertently stayed virgin against all odds like some shit out of luck magoo."

who? link.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1210 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:37:00 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 02, 2010, 09:05:43 PM

Yeah, I don't get BrandNew. I'm trying to close a deal right now, but I imagine if I had his rugged looks and fifteen neck scarves, I'd be snuggling post-coitus by now!

Quote from: The Fake Shemp 2 days ago

I'm done with the opposite sex for awhile

Someone needs sex rehab!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1211 on:** June 02, 2010, 09:37:20 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1212 on:** June 02, 2010, 10:08:23 PM »

This time it will be different!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1213 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:01:33 PM »

This girl I'm talking too just told me her tits are like Haley from Paramore and I'm all like "Niiiice" but thats not why I'm posting this. I read a user comment under the article with Haley's shot and it read...

"With tits that small, she should have a tattoo on her chest that reads: “In case of rape; this side up.”

Oh man

etiolate · « **Reply #1214 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:16:21 PM »

dennis murphy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1215 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:21:17 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 02, 2010, 11:01:33 PM

"With tits that small, she should have a tattoo on her chest that reads: “In case of rape; this side up.”

Oh man

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1216 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:30:05 PM »

Dennis Leary?

or is the dude from Dateline down with the young generation? I'm so confused.

etiolate · « **Reply #1217 on:** June 02, 2010, 11:30:54 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 02, 2010, 11:28:35 PM

Quote from: etiolate on June 02, 2010, 11:16:21 PM
dennis murphy

Truly the greatest. I'm considering buying his CD "One Hand, One Heart" and giving it out to people I know.

I wonder if Dennis was friends with Tom Gavin. I wanna say he was.

Do those two still get publicity in the DC area?

Diunx · « **Reply #1218 on:** June 03, 2010, 12:46:24 AM »

There is a new taco truck at this park that I frequent, they make awesome burritos the owner is a crazy old Peruvian guy, he sings opera on the park and shit

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1219 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:36:18 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 02, 2010, 09:56:21 AM

Quote from: Green Man on June 02, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
I have a question for you older folks:

Why do girls act like they have the same feelings that you do, then claim "oh, I like you as a friend" even after your feelings have been made clear and a mutual understanding of said feelings is seemingly made? Look, I get that I'm a loser and all but I don't see that as a justifiable reason to sting me along.

You know how winrar asks you to buy it every time you execute it, but you just close the pop-up and use the feature set? That's how she sees you. Your whine about wanting a give-and-take relationship is easily mitigated by the fact that she gets what she needs out of you whether she gives you pussy or not.

So what's you're basically saying is:

(incredibly late/obvious but hey, i don't read this thread much)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1220 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:42:05 AM »

finally bit the bullet and put the first season of The Wire on my netflix q.

gonna send back Avatar tomorrow.

this'll be my project for the next few months.

Diunx · « **Reply #1221 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:59:59 AM »

The complete series is $89 today on Amazon, wish I had the money to buy it

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #1222 on:** June 03, 2010, 10:23:35 AM »

BrandNew, I think I know what your problem is.

You seem to have a lot of girls that are friends. You have to stop doing that. If you meet a girl and act in a certain way, you're in her friend zone forever. You have to be flirtatious, not overtly, but enough to let her know you're confident and you're interested.

You're not a bad looking guy. You should be bagging ass every weekend, dude.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1223 on:** June 03, 2010, 10:51:06 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on June 03, 2010, 09:59:59 AM

The complete series is $89 today on Amazon, wish I had the money to buy it

was gonna buy it... but i'm not buying dvds anymore. nope. not happening.

brob · « **Reply #1224 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:28:09 AM »

why?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1225 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:47:40 AM »

People bank too much on looks.

brob · « **Reply #1226 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:47:52 AM »

The bore still got loves for you wrath!

I just got a haircut and it's really shitty. So shitty in fact, I'm ditching out on a concert I was supposed to go to tonight.

brob · « **Reply #1227 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:54:03 AM »

naw. I won't get any ass, and that was really the entire point. The acts suck.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1228 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:54:29 AM »

Looking ugly doesn't help.

Average, bleh, nothing's stopping you.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #1229 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:56:01 AM »

How old are you, Wrath?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1230 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:23:24 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 03, 2010, 01:21:12 PM

19, I thought the teenage angst would have left me by now or at least be a small little angst.

Not til you hit your quarter life crisis

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1231 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:25:59 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 03, 2010, 01:21:12 PM

19, I thought the teenage angst would have left me by now or at least be a small little angst.

wow I thought you were like 24.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #1232 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 03, 2010, 01:21:12 PM

19, I thought the teenage angst would have left me by now or at least be a small little angst.

You have sweet nothing to worry about.

Once you hit 25, shit starts getting real.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1233 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:29:28 PM »

wrath, notice how you're like the happiest person on this board despite all that teen angst?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1234 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:07:05 PM »

How so motherfucker? You're 19 bitch.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1235 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:09:34 PM »

you've had a threesome. You're two years younger than me and yet so far a head of me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1236 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:10:45 PM »

Don't worry Arvie, I'm writing you in as the anti-social nerd that can't even score with the biggest slut on campus.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #1237 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:24:39 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 03, 2010, 01:23:24 PM

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 03, 2010, 01:21:12 PM
19, I thought the teenage angst would have left me by now or at least be a small little angst.
Not til you hit your quarter life crisis

A few months

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1238 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:26:56 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on June 03, 2010, 02:10:45 PM

Don't worry Arvie, I'm writing you in as the anti-social nerd that can't even score with the biggest slut on campus.

wait how am I not suppose to worry about that?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1239 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:55:15 PM »

Scratch that, your life is fucked up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1240 on:** June 03, 2010, 03:22:13 PM »

I bet your mom is a fucking freak in the sack sucking all sorts of virgin dicks and shit. mmmmm

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1241 on:** June 04, 2010, 01:39:35 AM »

Might be able to get a full-time job processing insurance claims thanks to my neighbor. They want 1 year of experience which I don't have, but I'm hoping I can squeeze by on my fast learning and 135wpm typing skills. I've been living at home doing jack shit since I graduated from high school, so it would be pretty nice

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1242 on:** June 04, 2010, 01:40:08 AM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on June 04, 2010, 01:39:35 AM

Might be able to get a full-time job processing insurance claims thanks to my neighbor. They want 1 year of experience which I don't have, but I'm hoping I can squeeze by on my fast learning and 135wpm typing skills. I've been living at home doing jack shit since I graduated from high school, so it would be pretty nice

No wonder you're so good at SC2.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1243 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:02:47 AM »

Speaking of jobs...any legit online jobs out there? Demi, help a brotha out

With the census over I want to get a real job this summer

demi · « **Reply #1244 on:** June 04, 2010, 07:58:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2010, 02:02:47 AM

Speaking of jobs...any legit online jobs out there? Demi, help a brotha out

With the census over I want to get a real job this summer

How would I know, I dont live up there. I just moved from an at home job to a cushy office job (with an online job on the side) - I wholly prefer the office job

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1245 on:** June 04, 2010, 09:05:15 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 04, 2010, 01:40:08 AM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on June 04, 2010, 01:39:35 AM
Might be able to get a full-time job processing insurance claims thanks to my neighbor. They want 1 year of experience which I don't have, but I'm hoping I can squeeze by on my fast learning and 135wpm typing skills. I've been living at home doing jack shit since I graduated from high school, so it would be pretty nice

No wonder you're so good at SC2.

Me

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1246 on:** June 04, 2010, 09:06:51 AM »

How awesome is it when you get something before the estimated delivery date? So awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1247 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:22:15 PM »

Yeah, you should probably stay at home until you bottle up all those insecurities and shoot everyone in your school on Monday.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1248 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:22:42 PM »

Go in a stall then ffs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1249 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:29:17 PM »

Yeah, you should probably stay at home until you bottle up all those insecurities and shoot everyone ~~in your school~~ at your work on Monday.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1250 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 04, 2010, 03:14:27 PM

I'm going to Six Flags on Monday and I'm not sure what I'm going to do about my swim trunks. I'm very uncomfortable about the idea of changing around a bunch of other dudes (due to my fear of pedophiles) so I guess I should just wear my trunks under my cargo shorts. I'm also a bit embarrassed by the fact that I have stretch marks on my back.

Maybe I just shouldn't go.

Jesus don't worry about those kinds of things. Pedophiles only go for the pretty ones.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1251 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:31:31 PM »

And Arvie would know.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1252 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:33:50 PM »

Since I'm so pretty I would know. Always had to fight off the Fistfuls of Saskatoon because of my beauty.

demi · « **Reply #1253 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 04, 2010, 03:14:27 PM

I'm going to Six Flags on Monday and I'm not sure what I'm going to do about my swim trunks. I'm very uncomfortable about the idea of changing around a bunch of other dudes (due to my fear of pedophiles) so I guess I should just wear my trunks under my cargo shorts. I'm also a bit embarrassed by the fact that I have stretch marks on my back.

Maybe I just shouldn't go.

Why would you be scared of Pedophile? You aint getting any better with women. Go with it

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #1254 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:42:41 PM »

The past few days I have been utterly depressed.

I'm always hungry and I'm always eating and I can't stop.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #1255 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:45:45 PM »

Do something different this weekend.

Have a car?

demi · « **Reply #1256 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:46:48 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 04, 2010, 04:42:41 PM

The past few days I have been utterly depressed.

I'm always hungry and I'm always eating and I can't stop.

And this is bad?

etiolate · « **Reply #1257 on:** June 04, 2010, 04:53:34 PM »

Got two finals next week. Yesterday I went to the beach/boardwalk to get myself out of a rut. My poor white skin was melting in the sunshine. I also walked on the sand in a pair of Dockers shoes. It was pretty silly, but I don't have sandals.

Tonight I am going to try to find this tea house that is having some Afghan music play.

Himu, do something different or just get out in a different place.

bork · « **Reply #1258 on:** June 04, 2010, 05:08:30 PM »

Yeah Himu, take a short trip somewhere. The wife and I went to Chattanooga last week. Two hour drive from Atlanta...we stayed there a couple of days, did some site-seeing, and came back feeling pretty refreshed.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1259 on:** June 04, 2010, 05:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Good Day Sir on June 04, 2010, 05:08:30 PM

Yeah Himu, take a short trip somewhere. The wife and I went to Chattanooga last week. Two hour drive from Atlanta...we stayed there a couple of days, did some site-seeing, and came back feeling pretty refreshed.

I was in Chattanooga a couple months ago. That area of TN is pretty

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2041517 times)