Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2045448 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29040 on:** December 21, 2015, 03:54:36 PM »

Thats why I keep a bunch of slightly smaller than normal household around to pose with.

demi · « **Reply #29041 on:** December 21, 2015, 03:55:56 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 21, 2015, 03:29:02 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on December 21, 2015, 02:29:51 PM
Someone I knew from highschool had a breakdown over the weekend and started putting pictures of his dick all over Facebook. It wasn't impressive and that's being generous.

In his defense, it always looks smaller when you take a pic.

Ummm nope. Not only are you bad at GIMP you are bad at photography.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29042 on:** December 21, 2015, 04:12:59 PM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #29043 on:** December 21, 2015, 04:14:17 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 21, 2015, 04:03:38 PM

That's why I binge watch anime. To forget I have a micropenis.

Size doesn't really matter all that much when you're not using it for anything.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29044 on:** December 21, 2015, 05:26:36 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 21, 2015, 04:14:17 PM

Quote from: Dufus on December 21, 2015, 04:03:38 PM
That's why I binge watch anime. To forget I have a micropenis.

Size doesn't really matter all that much when you're not using it for anything.

He's watching anime, of course he's using it.

nachobro · « **Reply #29045 on:** December 21, 2015, 06:28:14 PM »

She said yes

Now to plan a wedding where we don't invite anyone from our families...maybe. I'm torn between Disney and that crazy indoor Kiss minigolf place in Vegas.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29046 on:** December 21, 2015, 08:15:23 PM »

Another nice Druish boi off the market

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29047 on:** December 21, 2015, 08:26:45 PM »

Congrats. Looks like you had to take her hand by force, going by that bruise.

nachobro · « **Reply #29048 on:** December 22, 2015, 10:11:38 AM »

i'm putting the blame on instagram filters for making me look like a spousal abuser

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29049 on:** December 22, 2015, 12:03:15 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on December 21, 2015, 06:28:14 PM

She said yes

(Image removed from quote.)

Now to plan a wedding where we don't invite anyone from our families...maybe. I'm torn between Disney and that crazy indoor Kiss minigolf place in Vegas.

that's definitely a pawg hand

Mods Help · « **Reply #29050 on:** December 22, 2015, 02:36:27 PM »

So are muscular thighs like this unattractive to men? I'm going to start lifting weights and try to get results like that but in the back of my mind I tell myself that it will push men away because it'd be intimidating. It's a small worry, but still. I'm going to start lifting weights and want thigh tone and muscle definition like that in my legs. I think it looks cool. Upper body I want toned like her but nothing outrageous. I figure this will help with my judo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29051 on:** December 22, 2015, 02:41:54 PM »

Lots of guys like thick thighs in part because it ensures a chick has a nice ass too. Those are too muscular n thick for me, personally. But obviously yours will be smaller long before you get to that level, so you'll be able to gauge what looks best to you.

demi · « **Reply #29052 on:** December 22, 2015, 02:53:06 PM »

Not my type. Stay nice and ~~meaty~~ healthy, girl.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29053 on:** December 22, 2015, 02:59:59 PM »

What about this?

demi · « **Reply #29054 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:03:05 PM »

If you wrestled as well I know someone who's kink is that type of shit.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29055 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:05:05 PM »

Is he a tall black muscular man? 😍

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #29056 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:16:09 PM »

It will take you at least a year of serious lifting to look like that, so I wouldn't worry too much about it for a while.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29057 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:17:10 PM »

What kind of lifting do I need to pull that off? Dead lifts, leg presses? I ask about and people are just like "squats".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29058 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:17:58 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 22, 2015, 02:59:59 PM

What about this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Much better because her calves are smaller/nice contract between the larger thighs.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #29059 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:21:38 PM »

Heavy squats and lots of calories. Deadlifts are more for your back and core than legs and leg presses are redundant if you are doing heavy squats. I recommend this book. PM me if you are serious and have more questions.

demi · « **Reply #29060 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:25:29 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 22, 2015, 03:05:05 PM

Is he a tall black muscular man? 😍

No, a real man. Round and hairy. But also white.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29061 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:28:33 PM »

I like round and hairy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29062 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:37:44 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on December 22, 2015, 04:15:27 PM

I love thighs like that. In the process of helping my girl get a butt and that's what we're aiming for cause she wants to be toned.

stay blessed

Mods Help · « **Reply #29063 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:40:46 PM »

Booty is just a side goal for me. I already have one but a bit bigger would be nice. The last girl I posted seems like she has a balance between toned booty and full on donk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29064 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:57:38 PM »

Squats are gonna give you a bigger butt so you'll be doing two things at once.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29065 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:58:23 PM »

Again, bigger butt is a side goal. I want the toned muscular thighs.

Also abs, but I'm already working on that.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29066 on:** December 22, 2015, 04:59:19 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 22, 2015, 03:17:10 PM

What kind of lifting do I need to pull that off? Dead lifts, leg presses? I ask about and people are just like "squats".

Squats but I recommend deadlifts or rackpulls in conjunction with them, especially if you want to stretch out your back and your posture is awful (it helps).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29067 on:** December 22, 2015, 05:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 22, 2015, 04:58:23 PM

Again, bigger butt is a side goal. I want the toned muscular thighs.

Also abs, but I'm already working on that.

edited my post: you'll be achieving both at the same time with squats.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29068 on:** December 22, 2015, 05:19:05 PM »

Well I'm going to have to do heavy squats to achieve either anyways.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29069 on:** December 22, 2015, 05:32:47 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 22, 2015, 03:17:10 PM

What kind of lifting do I need to pull that off? Dead lifts, leg presses? I ask about and people are just like "squats".

As a heads up a lot of these fitness models, including ones you are posting pictures of, use lighter steroids like anavar.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29070 on:** December 22, 2015, 05:34:35 PM »

Oh, thanks.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29071 on:** December 22, 2015, 05:59:33 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on December 22, 2015, 05:32:47 PM

Quote from: Mods Help on December 22, 2015, 03:17:10 PM
What kind of lifting do I need to pull that off? Dead lifts, leg presses? I ask about and people are just like "squats".

As a heads up a lot of these fitness models, including ones you are posting pictures of, use lighter steroids like anavar.

yeah and anavar is expensive.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29072 on:** December 23, 2015, 07:56:22 AM »

Does anybody have a Roku 4 or Nvidia Shield? I need to feed my tv with 4k so I'm trying to weigh my options.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29073 on:** December 23, 2015, 08:36:00 AM »

Quote

Recently, women who are simultaneously muscular and very voluptuous have become a fetish for me. I usually need to turn to hentai to fulfill this fetish, as that combination isn't one I see in actual women very often, and I appreciate that artists have the freedom to to pair muscular features like abs and defined arms with soft, exaggerated feminine features in a way that isn't always possible in reality. There's a Pixiv artist who goes by 23 whose drawings of these types of women are just fantastic. And I don't even read superhero comics, but I've developed a huge crush on She-Hulk as a result of my fetish.

I may need to reconsider this.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29074 on:** December 23, 2015, 08:56:56 AM »

That's a hell of a drift. I like female power lifters because they still have a nice thick layer of adipose tissue over their strong features. Like this...

Reb · « **Reply #29075 on:** December 23, 2015, 10:35:21 AM »

Good idea, if it means you will post less here.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29076 on:** December 23, 2015, 10:36:07 AM »

I started a blog a few years ago. There is one entry. It says life sucks.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29077 on:** December 23, 2015, 03:53:45 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 23, 2015, 10:36:07 AM

I started a blog a few years ago. There is one entry. It says life sucks.

Well, at least you're keeping us up-to-date.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29078 on:** December 25, 2015, 01:13:12 AM »

Got a free Google cardboard with a sphero bb8 design on it as part of some Star Wars marketing thing. This shit is TRIPPY. Coolest thing I've done with my phone since Google Now or turn by turn walking directions.

No useful functions at all, probably not good for battery life but it's the most fun I've had with a piece of cardboard since I was an infant probably. Hopefully there's some decent vr games.

Huff · « **Reply #29079 on:** December 26, 2015, 08:24:43 PM »

I'm drunk and looking into buying rollerblades.

It's been like 20 years since they were cool. Bound to become trendy again soon right?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29080 on:** December 26, 2015, 11:18:39 PM »

Nostalgia seems to operate on 20 year cycles so yeah, go ahead.

See also: Full House reboot, X-Files reboot, Boy Meets World sequel

king of the internet · « **Reply #29081 on:** December 26, 2015, 11:28:38 PM »

Watching drunk people crash on roller blades will always be in style.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #29082 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:36:06 AM »

Quote from: Huff on December 26, 2015, 08:24:43 PM

I'm drunk and looking into buying rollerblades.

It's been like 20 years since they were cool. Bound to become trendy again soon right?

I almost bought some in 2012 when they made a comeback on my college campus. I was so good at rollerblading as a kid.

Mods Help · « **Reply #29083 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:42:19 AM »

What is there to be nostalgic for in 2000's besides the ps2 and film? There's indie music I guess.

toku · « **Reply #29084 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:44:44 AM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 27, 2015, 12:42:19 AM

What is there to be nostalgic for in 2000's besides the ps2 and film? There's indie music I guess.

bright colors

Mods Help · « **Reply #29085 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:49:34 AM »

We have bright colors now. I don't see bright colors going out of style for a long time. I don't think they even went out of style once in the past ten years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29086 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:51:12 AM »

Quote from: Mods Help on December 27, 2015, 12:42:19 AM

What is there to be nostalgic for in 2000's besides the ps2 and film? There's indie music I guess.

MF DOOM, Madlib, Stone's Throw, Little Brother, searches for a nubian queen...

reminisce about being a backpacker brehs

Mods Help · « **Reply #29087 on:** December 27, 2015, 12:52:10 AM »

Okay, those were cool.

My hope is that after 90's nostalgia that when we try to recreate 00 nostalgia we will realize the decade kind of sucked and do something new instead.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #29088 on:** December 28, 2015, 04:24:51 PM »

I'm going to start an early 2000s pop-punk/emo cover band

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29089 on:** December 29, 2015, 04:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 29, 2015, 04:26:49 PM

I find myself showering less lately.

At most I would go one day without showering. Now I'm okay with two or three days.

It feels weird at first. But I've gotten used to it. I just don't have the energy for it tbh. (Image removed from quote.)

Not having the energy for basic hygiene seems like a problem.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29090 on:** December 29, 2015, 04:48:09 PM »

You need to masturbate more dude.

demi · « **Reply #29091 on:** December 29, 2015, 04:58:52 PM »

If you masturbate, you need to shower. Your dick is going to smell rank as fuck.

Atramental · « **Reply #29092 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:02:06 PM »

Man. If I go more than three hours after waking without a shower I feel like I need to burn my clothes because I feel so disgusting.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #29093 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:08:38 PM »

I could see skipping a few days if you have like a Japanese bidet that's making your junk sparkle

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29094 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:09:13 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 29, 2015, 04:58:52 PM

If you masturbate, you need to shower. Your dick is going to smell rank as fuck.

Yeah that was my point that he might have a very low libido that links to his desire not to bathe or something. I dunno.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29095 on:** December 29, 2015, 09:57:52 PM »

Showering is probably one of the most laziest things anyone can do. It mostly involves standing in one spot for 5-10 minutes.

Kara · « **Reply #29096 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:19:00 PM »

I'm worried about u dufus. Please shower and don't 4get 2 lube ur chain and crankset. Namaste. 🙏

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29097 on:** December 29, 2015, 11:26:28 PM »

There are two types of autism. There's the one you're born with, and there's the one you develop through lifestyle choices (like type 2 diabetes). I fear you have both at the same time, Dufus.

bork · « **Reply #29098 on:** December 30, 2015, 09:00:39 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 30, 2015, 07:32:15 AM

If you miss him why don't you just invite me over to the gaming side? Or am I not good enough for you?

Well, you don't shower. Nobody wants that stank ass.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29099 on:** January 03, 2016, 08:04:08 AM »

Netflix's 'More like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' suggestions are a bunch of movies with black people in the lead role and Yu-Gi-Oh

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