Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2044684 times)

shosta · « **Reply #31260 on:** February 02, 2018, 07:04:08 PM »

Don't they usually say la Red?

shosta · « **Reply #31261 on:** February 02, 2018, 08:49:19 PM »

is filler black?

TVC15 · « **Reply #31262 on:** February 02, 2018, 09:19:28 PM »

Speaking of bottom feeding, I had a fantasy about putting all the ingredients of a strawberry shortcake in someone’s ass, along with strawberry syrup. I would pay money to see this.

toku · « **Reply #31263 on:** February 02, 2018, 09:57:01 PM »

you ever been on the internet before?

Atramental · « **Reply #31264 on:** February 02, 2018, 10:20:28 PM »

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #31265 on:** February 03, 2018, 12:50:09 AM »

Couch to 5K, who's down? I believe in you even if you don't believe in yourself

team filler · « **Reply #31266 on:** February 05, 2018, 12:20:25 AM »

Just had another of my amazing threads deleted

team filler · « **Reply #31267 on:** February 05, 2018, 12:23:08 AM »

filler annihilated $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #31268 on:** February 05, 2018, 12:33:12 AM »

I’d still make strawberry cumcake in your ass.

team filler · « **Reply #31269 on:** February 06, 2018, 04:34:05 AM »

sometimes I make a post that I think is particularly bad or even worse, mediocre. then see someone liked the post and I hate them for it.

it's either a pity like, or worse, someone enjoying my post when I don't even like it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31270 on:** February 06, 2018, 10:53:00 AM »

filler posts are the Naruto filler episodes of the Bore

demi · « **Reply #31271 on:** February 06, 2018, 10:58:01 AM »

Quote from: filler on February 05, 2018, 12:20:25 AM

Just had another of my amazing threads deleted

hi that was probably me. dumb biatch retire

team filler · « **Reply #31272 on:** February 06, 2018, 09:44:06 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #31273 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:20:20 PM »

I'm moving out this weekend and I need to buy a bed. How do you go about choosing a mattress? Just go to a store and lay down on a couple until you find one that's comfortable to you?

team filler · « **Reply #31274 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:31:07 PM »

I sleep on a air mattress, don't ask me these type of questions

Beezy · « **Reply #31275 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:48:46 PM »

You can't bring anyone home to an air mattress, bro.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31276 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:49:45 PM »

Ask one of the cute salewomen if theyre willing to help with a mattress bump amd grind test

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31277 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:51:27 PM »

Get a water bed.

team filler · « **Reply #31278 on:** February 07, 2018, 11:15:48 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 07, 2018, 10:48:46 PM

You can't bring anyone home to an air mattress, bro.

Try one of these then

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31279 on:** February 08, 2018, 10:21:14 AM »

I'd try a few different types of mattresses to get an idea of what level of firmness you want and then go on Amazon and buy a Zinus. I'd rather replace a $100 mattress every 3 years then spend $1000+ on something in a store just because it has a 30 year warranty. There's no way I'm holding onto a mattress longer than I've been alive.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31280 on:** February 08, 2018, 01:47:08 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 07, 2018, 10:20:20 PM

I'm moving out this weekend and I need to buy a bed. How do you go about choosing a mattress? Just go to a store and lay down on a couple until you find one that's comfortable to you?

When I bought my last bed, I went to the stores and just laid down in the ones I could afford, and picked the most comfortable one. Just make sure you ask them for advice on durability, because not all beds will remain comfortable for longer periods of time.

samfish · « **Reply #31281 on:** February 08, 2018, 01:54:58 PM »

Just get a Casper. They’re fine.

Beezy · « **Reply #31282 on:** February 08, 2018, 09:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 08, 2018, 01:47:08 PM

Quote from: Beezy on February 07, 2018, 10:20:20 PM
I'm moving out this weekend and I need to buy a bed. How do you go about choosing a mattress? Just go to a store and lay down on a couple until you find one that's comfortable to you?
When I bought my last bed, I went to the stores and just laid down in the ones I could afford, and picked the most comfortable one. Just make sure you ask them for advice on durability, because not all beds will remain comfortable for longer periods of time.

I thought I was gonna get a bunch of troll responses after filler's truckbed pic, so this is what I ended up doing after work today. Financing it so that it doesn't hurt my wallet. Adulting still sucks though. I had no idea how much mattresses were until about a week ago.

team filler · « **Reply #31283 on:** February 08, 2018, 09:50:00 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #31284 on:** February 09, 2018, 01:28:08 AM »

Just bought a vinyl record player + furniture to put it on + speakers + speaker stands.
...I have 2 records

Idk, it's dumb and a waste of money and I sorta regret it but I want to listen to my Nier OST and I want something that looks like classy furniture and sounds nice and that all added up pretty quick. fuckkk

Raist · « **Reply #31285 on:** February 09, 2018, 02:15:44 AM »

Well just buy records then

TVC15 · « **Reply #31286 on:** February 09, 2018, 02:54:11 PM »

Ive been so frequently constipated lately that I’m tempted to make a thread logging my constipation adventures.

Corporal · « **Reply #31287 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:54:21 PM »

If anything, I only ever have the opposite problem. And I'm kinda thankful for that. Constipation sounds rough.

...

Do we have some of them zhong guo ren in here? How're you guys holding up for Chinese New Year. It's the year of the doggo soon, right? Next week or so.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31288 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:04:33 PM »

I’m on like day 3 I think and it’s starting to get painful

TVC15 · « **Reply #31289 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:06:18 PM »

And the last time I went I was a 1 on this

Atramental · « **Reply #31290 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:13:13 PM »

That reminds me... I need more fiber in my diet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31291 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:28:34 PM »

I think it might be time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31292 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:43:16 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #31293 on:** February 09, 2018, 08:36:17 PM »

Fuck. Like a gallon of the black oil from the X-Files just came out of my ass. It had the consistency of water and was black, but it had oil-like patches of greasy color in it. And it burned really bad too. It feels like a Muslim terrorist threw acid on my pussy.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31294 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:59:32 AM »

Why are you like this

TVC15 · « **Reply #31295 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:07:25 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 10, 2018, 01:59:32 AM

Why are you like this

it’s been like this since I turned 30ish, maybe. I get worse every year. I eat like shit is probably the biggest problem. Fuck, I ate Jack in the Box this week.

etiolate · « **Reply #31296 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:24:35 AM »

Fix your diet.

I shifted my diet away from carbs and more towards legumes. Legumes has healthy fats and proteins, and from a personal feeling standpoint, give you the satisfaction of filling you up. However, if your doo is runny then you need those carbs and fiber back in. Not just via the legumes though. Get some roughage in.

Only trade off is that my last blood test had higher than normal potassium, which may be the legume heavy diet. Also, we all know what beans do so don't start a love life.

You don't need to go legumes, but I found it recommended for mid-life male diets. You can find other ways. Just do a week on a diet that actually gives a fuck and give your system some recovery.

shosta · « **Reply #31297 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:25:36 AM »

Did you really date cloudwalker? Lol

agrajag · « **Reply #31298 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:28:02 AM »

I am really glad to hear about your daily defecation patterns and hourly updates on your fucked up metabolism TVC, I really am.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31299 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:28:24 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 10, 2018, 02:24:35 AM

Fix your diet.

I shifted my diet away from carbs and more towards legumes. Legumes has healthy fats and proteins, and from a personal feeling standpoint, give you the satisfaction of filling you up. However, if your doo is runny then you need those carbs and fiber back in. Not just via the legumes though. Get some roughage in.

Only trade off is that my last blood test had higher than normal potassium, which may be the legume heavy diet. Also, we all know what beans do so don't start a love life.

You don't need to go legumes, but I found it recommended for mid-life male diets. You can find other ways. Just do a week on a diet that actually gives a fuck and give your system some recovery.

I might be willing to try your advice once I land a new job. When things are unstable, I really have no discipline about this sort of thing.

team filler · « **Reply #31300 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:03:38 AM »

why was cosby removed, but jared is okay? cosby raped hollywood thotties, jared raped children

Raist · « **Reply #31301 on:** February 10, 2018, 08:10:52 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 10, 2018, 01:59:32 AM

Why are you like this

Taco Bell

Corporal · « **Reply #31302 on:** February 10, 2018, 10:34:03 AM »

TVC, for serious, get your ass to a doctor.

And I'm not talking about having consensual anal sex with some hottie fresh off the university.

There's a bunch of nasty and a whole lot more not so nasty diseases and defects that can really fuck up your intestines. And often it's as easy as just not eating certain foodstuffs or taking the occasional pill for a worry-free pooping life. Very much worth the embarrassment and loss of dignity.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31303 on:** February 10, 2018, 10:42:09 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31304 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:45:49 PM »

Just found out Boston Market is deliverable via Grubhub.

What a time
To be alive

VomKriege · « **Reply #31305 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Corporal on February 10, 2018, 10:34:03 AM

TVC, for serious, get your ass to a doctor.

And I'm not talking about having consensual anal sex with some hottie fresh off the university.
(Image removed from quote.)

There's a bunch of nasty and a whole lot more not so nasty diseases and defects that can really fuck up your intestines. And often it's as easy as just not eating certain foodstuffs or taking the occasional pill for a worry-free pooping life. Very much worth the embarrassment and loss of dignity.

Would have done so if not dumb and childish ("mo' doctors, mo' health issues") myself because there was a period of time with terrible transit for me. It's doing much better since I shifted some eating habits (though couldn't tell you why exactly. I cut the caffeine a bit and soda pop a lot notably). Really past a certain age your body won't cope and it's really garbage in, garbage out. I'd say etiolate post is sound with regards to vegetables.

agrajag · « **Reply #31306 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:25:42 PM »

TVC this stuff works like a charm. When I remember to take it, my turda are smooth and slippery, like a lubed up eel sliding out from my asshole and diving into the water.

skullstorm · « **Reply #31307 on:** February 10, 2018, 04:24:33 PM »

I'm visiting my parents and my mom cooked rabbit so I asked if I could have the skull, why let it go to waste? Skulls and bones are pretty.

It was my first time taking the flesh out from a skull so of course I broke it in several pieces because it was so fragile and small (and I didn't read any instructions) but I'm gonna find a way to put it back together. Then I'll think of a nice way to display it along with another rabbit skull I already have which is now in a small glass box with some dried flowers.

Or maybe I'll try and trade it for a raccoon dog skull from a friend since I know she has two raccoon dog heads in her freezer. Leftovers from a hunter I'm told and I choose to believe it. But I wouldn't want to take the flesh out of that thing though, must be extra nasty.

shosta · « **Reply #31308 on:** February 10, 2018, 04:32:35 PM »

disgusting

Raist · « **Reply #31309 on:** February 10, 2018, 05:36:39 PM »

Could a mod change his username to skullstore, please?

Kthx.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31310 on:** February 10, 2018, 05:59:04 PM »

Good news everyone. I think I’ve cleared enough bricks for you all to have easy access to my shitoris again.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31311 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:00:41 PM »

When the sludge cleared did it chime like this

TVC15 · « **Reply #31312 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:05:26 PM »

That made me lol.

Now that I can move freely without fear of needing to rush to a bathroom, I’m either seeing I, Tonya or Phantom Thread tonight. And buying some weed.

team filler · « **Reply #31313 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:01:08 PM »

scheduled maintenance?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31314 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:26:28 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 11, 2018, 03:01:08 PM

scheduled maintenance?

Of course.

team filler · « **Reply #31315 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:28:10 PM »

missed you bb

agrajag · « **Reply #31316 on:** February 11, 2018, 04:10:05 PM »

My ingrown toenail hurts like a motherfucker

Corporal · « **Reply #31317 on:** February 11, 2018, 04:58:55 PM »

Well, make it un-ingrown, then. Just take a hatchet to the offending digit. You've got ten or so to spare, what's one less in the grand scheme of things.

agrajag · « **Reply #31318 on:** February 11, 2018, 05:13:40 PM »

That's not a nice thing to say, you are not nice

Raist · « **Reply #31319 on:** February 12, 2018, 12:56:09 PM »

He's german, what did you expect.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2044684 times)