Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2043742 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3720 on:** September 19, 2010, 08:13:06 PM »

I also broke up with The Experiments girl friend, so there was a lot of JOing in my weekend as well.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3721 on:** September 19, 2010, 08:27:04 PM »

Speaking of which I have been having so much sex lately that my stuff isn't clotting anymore. It's straight up liquid when look in the condom. It has me worried as this has never happened before; in the past, no matter how much jo'd or had sex I'd always make a fresh helping of dick cheese...now it's just dick water. I didn't have sex or jo for three days until yesterday and I had more sperm in it and it starting to clot again so...cheers!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3722 on:** September 19, 2010, 08:28:20 PM »

thanks for the update

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3723 on:** September 19, 2010, 08:32:06 PM »

I'm sorry, I've just never met a girl who is such a huge nympho. I took her virginity too so that's probably why.

Wake up in the morning, send her a text,"Hey baby!" "Heyyyy", five minutes later,"How's my guy down there? lol"

It creeped me out a first, as stupid as it sounds.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3724 on:** September 19, 2010, 09:01:18 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 19, 2010, 08:27:04 PM

Speaking of which I have been having so much sex lately that my stuff isn't clotting anymore. It's straight up liquid when look in the condom. It has me worried as this has never happened before; in the past, no matter how much jo'd or had sex I'd always make a fresh helping of dick cheese...now it's just dick water. I didn't have sex or jo for three days until yesterday and I had more sperm in it and it starting to clot again so...cheers!

You should make a thread about it at GAF. "HAI GAF, my manjuice is all runny from too much sexing, what should I do???" It'll have 27 pages by tomorrow.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3725 on:** September 19, 2010, 09:06:54 PM »

Now that The Wire is out of the way I'm starting The Shield. switched my netflix to 2 dvds out as well.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3726 on:** September 19, 2010, 10:16:09 PM »

That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3727 on:** September 19, 2010, 11:11:03 PM »

The Business just made beardo shit his pants in a fit of rage

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3728 on:** September 19, 2010, 11:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 19, 2010, 09:18:53 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2010, 10:51:06 PM
St Elsewhere wasn't bad
4-6 HOURS per DAY. That isn't an exaggeration.

ah thought you were exaggerating. fuck. You should politely ask him to lower the volume

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3729 on:** September 20, 2010, 12:41:43 AM »

Quote from: The Business on September 19, 2010, 11:15:10 PM

Not only free, but taxpayer funded.

Communist

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3730 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:16:24 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2010, 11:56:30 PM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 19, 2010, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2010, 10:51:06 PM
St Elsewhere wasn't bad
4-6 HOURS per DAY. That isn't an exaggeration.

ah thought you were exaggerating. fuck. You should politely ask him to lower the volume

buy him an itunes gift card and tape it to his front door

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3731 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:41:16 AM »

morning classes

group projects

fucktards with ringtones going off every 5min in college classes

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3732 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:13:22 PM »

Hard algorithms assignment is hard.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3733 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:19:35 PM »

Mornings should be banned. No one likes getting up early in the morning to do whatever. Except if you're slowly and painfully conditioned to do so. Also farmers.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3734 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:32:12 PM »

remember that convo we had about lip ring girls on the phone wrath. BE CAREFUL.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3735 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:33:57 PM »

You know you are not allowed to sleep with sonic girl. That would ruin this forums pattern -girl ending used to indicate unfulfilled longing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3736 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:39:57 PM »

I married the girl I used to talk about on here so that pattern is already ruined, FM.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3737 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:44:40 PM »

Did you call her something girl? if not doesn't count.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3738 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:47:04 PM »

only malek uses _____ girl. And you I guess.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3739 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:49:47 PM »

ew what is she 67? pass.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3740 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:52:23 PM »

yoga pants are hot

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3741 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:53:56 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 20, 2010, 01:47:04 PM

only malek uses _____ girl. And you I guess.

Don't take it way from us

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3742 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:54:35 PM »

her crotch probably smells

oh and pix.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3743 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:55:41 PM »

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3744 on:** September 20, 2010, 02:04:42 PM »

what the fuck

Mupepe · « **Reply #3745 on:** September 20, 2010, 02:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 20, 2010, 01:44:40 PM

Did you call her something girl? if not doesn't count.

No. But i made a lot of drunk threads. Totally counts.

Eric P · « **Reply #3746 on:** September 20, 2010, 04:16:42 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 20, 2010, 01:57:47 PM

If a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie, does the vampire become a Vampire-Zombie? Does the Zombie become a Zombie-Vampire? What about a werewolf attacking a zombie? Can the Zombie-Werewolf only be killed by a shot to the brain with a silver bullet?

the thought of undead werewolves that can only be killed by a silver bullet to the brain is pretty awesome, i have to say

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3747 on:** September 20, 2010, 04:35:14 PM »

you should have a corkscrew handy

Robo · « **Reply #3748 on:** September 20, 2010, 04:36:47 PM »

The thigh is better, fyi; more painful and no one will know (except demi and maybe your wife).

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3749 on:** September 20, 2010, 04:52:37 PM »

Depends on what you classify vampirsim, werewolfism and zombisim. Are they genetic, viral or satanic?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3750 on:** September 20, 2010, 05:05:22 PM »

which means they would be immune

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3751 on:** September 20, 2010, 05:21:26 PM »

well if you want to get proper zombies were created by voodoo priests so they are originated as part of the 'occult' but now it seems most people accept zombisim as some sort of disease

a similar thing happened with vampires and werewolves but more about it being genetic than a disease

chronovore · « **Reply #3752 on:** September 20, 2010, 07:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 20, 2010, 01:57:47 PM

If a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie, does the vampire become a Vampire-Zombie? Does the Zombie become a Zombie-Vampire? What about a werewolf attacking a zombie? Can the Zombie-Werewolf only be killed by a shot to the brain with a silver bullet?

Vampires wouldn't drink the blood of zombies, because it's impure or congealed or clotted. You wouldn't drink rotten milk would you?

Werewolves are another issue. Just a werewolf attack is enough to turn someone, in some legends. Werewolf zombie would truly be a force to be feared, at least once a month, like my wife.

Cindi Mayweather · « **Reply #3753 on:** September 20, 2010, 10:34:59 PM »

Dungeons and Dragons is fun as fuck.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3754 on:** September 20, 2010, 10:50:26 PM »

anyone interested in the vampires and werewolfe debate should play vampire: the masquerade: bloodlines with all the fan patches its an amazingRPG.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3755 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:08:21 PM »

I have the local news on in the background and there was a piece on Lady Gaga's speech up in Maine about "Don't Ask Don't Tell" being wrong and one local gay dude was all like "She's gonna be the next John Lennon, she tryna' change the world". SMH

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3756 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:14:01 PM »

what the fuck was she doing in mane

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3757 on:** September 21, 2010, 12:14:51 AM »

I just solved an algorithm very cleverly. I feel like such a clever bitch.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3758 on:** September 21, 2010, 12:22:22 AM »

sad bastard music night ft(l?)w

Diunx · « **Reply #3759 on:** September 21, 2010, 12:42:43 AM »

Ate an pineapple turnover today shit was tasty, I'm gonna post this on twitter.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3760 on:** September 21, 2010, 04:18:54 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on September 20, 2010, 07:01:05 PM

Quote from: Green Man on September 20, 2010, 01:57:47 PM
If a vampire sucks the blood of a zombie, does the vampire become a Vampire-Zombie? Does the Zombie become a Zombie-Vampire? What about a werewolf attacking a zombie? Can the Zombie-Werewolf only be killed by a shot to the brain with a silver bullet?

Vampires wouldn't drink the blood of zombies, because it's impure or congealed or clotted. You wouldn't drink rotten milk would you?

Werewolves are another issue. Just a werewolf attack is enough to turn someone, in some legends. Werewolf zombie would truly be a force to be feared, at least once a month, like my wife.

You now have me wondering if female vampires menstruate, and how long they could subsist of their flow.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3761 on:** September 21, 2010, 05:34:01 AM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3762 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:08:12 AM »

I guess I do not understand making out with a co-worker if it is a serious attempt at a career.

You're basically putting your future in the hands of someone who can fuck you over at their will. Although maybe those things are different outside of the US.

Reb · « **Reply #3763 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:57:28 AM »

In a real job it would reflect badly on you if your boss knew you fucked a coworker, thus hurting your career opportunities. Where I worked it was grounds for firing a person.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3764 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:04:55 AM »

Happy birthday Wrath!

Mupepe · « **Reply #3765 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:26:07 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 21, 2010, 09:04:26 AM

We have couples working here.

We have our management going out with us.

There's a difference between a relationship and fucking a coworker. Relationships are cleared and declared with HR and they're an adult thing (although still avoid, avoid, avoid). Fucking a coworker is showing the mental restraint of a teenager. It's clearly a bad idea for drama and BS. Management sees it like you're not taking your job seriously and you're there to socialize and have fun and fuck the consequences.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3766 on:** September 21, 2010, 10:59:55 AM »

yes sir!

some people have to learn that the hard way

Mupepe · « **Reply #3767 on:** September 21, 2010, 11:48:30 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #3768 on:** September 21, 2010, 12:43:22 PM »

pm me pics

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3769 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:20:24 PM »

Stumbled on to the folder of pics of my ex and myself.

This is a shitty feeling.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3770 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:23:07 PM »

Got the stomach flu.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3771 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:26:35 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on September 21, 2010, 01:20:24 PM

Stumbled on to the folder of pics of my ex and myself.

This is a shitty feeling.

take it from me. don't beat off to them. you'll only feel shittier. And sleepier.

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3772 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:44:46 PM »

they're not THOSE kind of pics.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3773 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:46:34 PM »

I wasn't assuming they were. Sometimes regular pictures make the best JO pictures. Especially ones where a particular shirt or something makes titties seem bigger than they actually are and stuff. Or you can see just the right amount of cleavage to get your imagination going and before you know it you're in the bathroom with a tub of butter, out of breath and thinking "ugh. now i gotta shower"

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3774 on:** September 21, 2010, 01:50:51 PM »

Nah, I put them back away and hope I can forget about them again.

But this is why I quit dating.

Robo · « **Reply #3775 on:** September 21, 2010, 02:57:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 21, 2010, 01:46:34 PM

I wasn't assuming they were. Sometimes regular pictures make the best JO pictures. Especially ones where a particular shirt or something makes titties seem bigger than they actually are and stuff. Or you can see just the right amount of cleavage to get your imagination going and before you know it you're in the bathroom with a tub of butter, out of breath and thinking "ugh. now i gotta shower"

It's so true. This happens to me all the time with those photos you get for free when you buy picture frames.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3776 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Robo on September 21, 2010, 02:57:36 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on September 21, 2010, 01:46:34 PM
I wasn't assuming they were. Sometimes regular pictures make the best JO pictures. Especially ones where a particular shirt or something makes titties seem bigger than they actually are and stuff. Or you can see just the right amount of cleavage to get your imagination going and before you know it you're in the bathroom with a tub of butter, out of breath and thinking "ugh. now i gotta shower"

It's so true. This happens to me all the time with those photos you get for free when you buy picture frames.

like this...

Why the hell do they do that??

I always swore if I was like 30 or 40 and single, I would buy photo frames with those pictures and claim them as my family. hopefully i won't have to.

Edit: Potential lesbians...

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3777 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on September 21, 2010, 02:30:55 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on September 21, 2010, 01:50:51 PM
Nah, I put them back away and hope I can forget about them again.

But this is why I quit dating.

I feel ya.

Broken heart = Man sluts

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #3778 on:** September 21, 2010, 03:57:37 PM »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054698/parentalguide

Philip Cardgage · « **Reply #3779 on:** September 21, 2010, 04:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 21, 2010, 03:45:38 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on September 21, 2010, 09:04:55 AM
Happy birthday Wrath!
Thanks

By the way is Breakfast at Tiffany's suitable for a 14 year old girl?

EDIT: Delete every pic you have of your ex mojo, it's never worth it.

eh

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 2043742 times)